When Wen Chen regained consciousness, he found himself lying in the bedroom in the middle of the house, and it was already dawning outside.

He didn't know how he came back last night, but he remembered that he and Xuanyang had been drinking a lot of wine, and in the end it seemed that someone had forced him out of the Baohe Palace.

Patting his head as if it was about to crack, Wen Chen tried to remember if he had said anything that he shouldn't have said after drinking too much last night, but after thinking about it for a long time, his mind was still blank.

"Lotus fragrance!"

"My lord, the slave is here." There was a crisp response from outside the door.

"Where's the county lord?"

"The county lord has just woken up and is having breakfast in the dining hall, do you want to eat a little too, the porridge is still hot." Hexiang said softly.

Do I wipe it?

Still have the strength to eat breakfast? That's a lot of alcohol!

Wen Chen snorted, changed into dry clothes, wiped his face casually, and staggered out of the door.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the dining hall, I heard a rapid retching sound coming from inside.

"County Lord, you can't mess around like this in the future, it hurts too much...... "Lao Luo's concerned voice came.

Wen Chen chuckled when he heard this, I said, I drank like that, you are a little girl, even if you beat your mother's womb with three points of alcohol, it is impossible to have nothing at all.

Straightened his waist and walked in as if nothing had happened.

"I said His Royal Highness, if you can't drink, don't be reckless, and sit at a table with Ruyi in the future."

Xuanyang raised his head and glared at him viciously, "Have the guts to continue today!" ”

Lao Luo, who was standing behind him, frowned, "Lord Wen, don't provoke the county lord, she is still a child......"

Wen Chen snorted, kid?

Didn't you see that yesterday this kid directly destroyed Han Rishan with a move to overlord the crown, and almost even took someone's life, have you ever seen such a tough child?

"If you want to drink with our family, you have to make an appointment, and the county lord should change the day!"

Xuanyang's two big eyes grunted, and he waved his hand to Lao Luo, "Go out, this palace has something to talk to this little minion!" ”

Lao Luo sighed slightly, turned around and left.

Wen Chen sat at the table, picked up the hot porridge sent by Hexiang and took a sip, "What kind of ghost idea does the county lord have, let's use it." ”

The corners of Xuanyang's mouth hooked, and a sly smile appeared on his face, "You have a baby!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Wen Chen was stunned for a moment, the word "baby" only represents one kind of thing here in the eunuch!

"What the county lord is saying, our family doesn't understand."

"Hmph, don't pretend to be garlic, you personally showed it to the palace after drinking too much last night, it's round, slippery, and it feels good, but it's a little smaller......"

"You still touched it?!" Wen Chen was shocked, if this was put in his previous life, he would have to go to prison for doing this kind of thing to an underage girl!

"Of course you have to touch it, this palace likes this kind of treasure the most, if there are two in this palace, I promise to sleep with them every day!"

The words of the tiger wolf, the words of the tiger wolf!

How did Liu Weiheng educate his daughter? How can you have such an inhuman hobby at a young age?

"County Lord, you can say that they are slippery, but you must not say that they are small!" This is Wen Chen's last stubbornness as a man.

Xuanyang cut off, "It's already very small!" Hongu, I see, you wanted to stuff them into your mouth yesterday. ”

"I'm stuffing it myself...... Stuffed in your mouth? Wen Chen's expression instantly stiffened.

"Of course, this palace still wants to see your baby, take it out!" Xuanyang rubbed his palms and looked at the light.

"No! Although I am a drunk person, I am by no means this kind of person in reality, don't show it! Wen Chen immediately refused, and countless grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

What's going on?

Lao Tzu used to drink too much and only stuff other people's mouths, how could he think of stuffing it into his own mouth this time?

Could it be that the eunuch has been a eunuch for a long time, and there is a psychological shadow, which will only show up after drinking?

"If you dare not show it to the palace, the palace will tell the emperor's brother!" Xuanyang forked his waist.

"Your Majesty can see, you are too young, you can't do it!" Wen Chen shook his head and said, thinking in his mind, should he find a psychiatrist to see, but then he thought about it, how can there be those higher occupations in this era?

Why don't you go to the temple to listen to the lectures, maybe you can wash away the filth in your heart?

It's not right either......

If the Buddha knew about this kind of thing, I am afraid that he would directly drop a thunderbolt to kill himself......

Xuanyang's expression was annoyed, "Isn't it just two broken stones, if you don't show them to the palace, the palace will go to Brother Wang and ask for two more!" ”

"Broken stones?" Wen Chen was stunned, and looked at the little black bean with a strange expression, "What the county lord said just now, but the three luminous stones in our clothes?" ”

"Nonsense, what else could it be?" Little Black Bean glared at him, "This palace will go and tell the emperor's brother that you accepted a bribe from the prince of Zhennan, and let the emperor's brother cut off your head and hang it at the city gate, so that the queen's palace can rightfully inherit your baby!" ”

Oh!

It turned out to be this baby!

Wen Chen's whole person relaxed, and I said, how could a manly man want to eat his own treasure......

Although it is true that swallowing gems after drinking is a bit out of tune, it is much easier to accept than swallowing real treasures.

"Isn't it just three broken stones, if the county lord wants it, our family will give it to you, and there is no need to inherit it!" Wen Chen smiled heartily and touched his chest, only then did he remember that the glow-in-the-dark stone seemed to be still in the official uniform he wore last night.

Seeing Wen Chen change his tone, Xuanyang immediately changed his smile, "This palace knows that Gonggong Wen is the most intimate, take it out quickly!" ”

Wen Chen sneered, "The county lord wants a stone, and he has to go back to the bedroom with our family......"

Xuanyang's face stiffened with a smile, and he hurriedly covered his chest with both hands, "Dog minion, what do you want to do to this palace?" ”

This change of face is faster than turning the page of a book.

Wen Chen sighed helplessly, "The glow-in-the-dark stone is in the clothes that our family has changed, can't we go back to find it?" ”

"Besides, what can a eunuch in our family do to the county lord?"

This little black bean thinks a lot.

I didn't want Xuanyang to laugh meaningfully, "Eunuch? ”

"Hmph...... which eunuch peed standing up?"

Wen Chen, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, heard this, stood up with a sigh, stared at Xuanyang's eyes and gritted his teeth and asked, "Who told you that our family pees standing up?" ”

"I saw it with my own eyes, why, you still want to kill people and kill people." Xuanyang glared back directly, not timid.

Wen Chen's hand behind his back kept clenching and letting go, and his face was extremely gloomy.

"Except for the county lord, who has seen our family standing and peeing? Is there an old Luo? ”

"There is ......"

Wen Chen's eyelids jumped, thinking that it was still a bad thing!

But seeing Xuanyang with a smile on his face, he slowly continued, "Still not?" ”

"County Lord, joking is a ...... that will kill people" Wen Chen wanted to slap the little black bean into the wall.

It's only to blame myself for drinking too much last night, forgetting everything, and leaking this flaw in front of outsiders!

"As long as you promise this palace, take this palace to eat, drink and have fun during this time, and be your minion, this palace will completely bury this secret in your heart, and ensure that no third person knows!" Xuanyang said triumphantly.

It can be regarded as letting yourself catch the pigtails of this dog minion, and see that this palace will not torture you to death!

Wen Chen narrowed his eyes, "So, Lao Luo didn't see it?" ”

Xuanyang's expression froze, as if he didn't understand how Wen Chen knew about this, and then snorted and said arrogantly:

"Lie down! Hongu wants to ride a horse! ”

"Okay, it's just horseback riding, it's easy." Wen Chen replied, and then lay on the ground with his hands on his pillow and looked indifferent.

"Our horse drank too much last night and won't move, so let the county lord come up and move by himself!"