Chapter 677: Little Tianzun's Great Adventure
Scouting Little Tianzun - Attack!
Li Daoxuan was ready to play a handsome role and jump off the city wall.
Standing on the edge of the city wall and looking down, fuck, the two-meter-high city wall, in the eyes of the reconnaissance Tianzun, seems to have a huge high-rise building dozens of meters high.
That's just too high.
Li Daoxuan didn't even dare to jump.
If you look down, you'll be afraid of heights.
Forget it, don't be afraid, you can't die anyway, pinch your nose and jump.
"Hey!"
The reconnaissance type Xiao Tianzun snorted softly and jumped down.
The feeling of falling meteors is woody, and the feeling of weightlessness is wood......
"Poof!"
Li Daoxuan fell to the ground and fell into a porcelain solid.
Fortunately, he deliberately did not turn on the delicate induction of "empathy", and it would not hurt.
patted his ass and got up, made an ok, I am no problem gesture to Chen Yuanbo, who was stunned on the city wall, and then walked towards the woods where the Eight Kings of Nanying were hiding in the distance.
Xiao Tianzun was really too small, and the slightly taller grass was taller than him, and he used his hands to pick up the weeds as he walked forward.
There was a very powerful and domineering fern in front of it, a forest that looked like a towering giant tree, with very small intervals and lush branches and leaves, blocking Li Daoxuan's path.
Li Daoxuan wanted to pass between the two ferns, but when he broke it with his hand, he couldn't break the stem of the plant.
It's embarrassing, and when the body shrinks, so does the strength.
Then hit it!
Although he was only the size of a palm, the weight of his body was not light because of the steel and iron bones, and he took a few steps back, and then slammed forward, poof, the fern was broken and fell to the ground.
Li Daoxuan stood on the "corpse" of the fern and proudly made a V-shaped gesture: "Oh yes, I told you to go against Ben Tianzun, now ga, right?" ”
"By the way, how happy am I to be when I win a fern?"
Keep moving......
The distance of hundreds of meters is a few minutes of walking for a human, but for a small person with a big palm, it is really not close.
Li Daoxuan walked and walked, the sky was getting darker and darker, and after a while, he couldn't see his five fingers in front of him.
But it's good to save yourself from being discovered by thieves.
He kept "overcoming thorns" and moving forward in the grass, walking and walking, when suddenly there was a "whoosh" next to him, and a behemoth jumped out and stared at him with a pair of red eyes.
Mouse!
And it's a scrawny mouse.
It seemed to be very interested in Xiao Tianzun, and it looked like it wanted to eat him.
Li Daoxuan felt that the Yali pear was very large.
The eyes of the rats are full of murderous intent.
Don't panic!
Li Daoxuan stretched out his hand and broke it on his forearm, and a piece of silicone skin was broken, and a small blade popped out of it, which was about the same length as an ordinary small fruit blade.
This is an additional function of the reconnaissance Tianzun, which is specially prepared for the gluttonous Tianzun, and occasionally when you want to eat a fruit and can't find a fruit knife, you will take the reconnaissance Tianzun out to peel it.
Xiao Tianzun made a gesture of "fruit cutting knife technique" at the mouse, and said with a serious face: "Don't come here, Lao Tzu is proficient in fruit cutting knife technique, there is no fruit in the world that is my opponent, I advise you to think twice." ”
Rat rage: "Squeak squeak! ”
Xiao Tianzun: "Come on, come on." ”
The rat lunged forward.
Xiao Tianzun: "Fruit knife trick: cut the apple in half!" ”
The rat bit Xiao Tianzun's head in one bite.
Xiao Tianzun let out a miserable scream: "Ah! ”
There was a "click" sound, and the mouse's teeth almost collapsed, and I didn't know what the hell it bited, so I was frightened, and I turned around and ran away in embarrassment.
Xiao Tianzun wiped the saliva on his head at this time, and snorted: "The cricket mouse monster is really not the opponent of the deity. ”
It's time to move on......
He had just taken two steps and fell into a ditch next to a farmland with a pop. I finally patted my butt and got up and stood still, my eyes rolling.
There were more than a dozen pairs of red eyes looking at him.
Xiao Tianzun: "Don't come here!" Ahhh ”
"Trick: cut the apple in half!"
"Nirvana: Pear Peeler."
"Secret Sword: Orange Chop Eight Cleaves."
After a few minutes, Xiao Tianzun crawled out of the ditch in embarrassment.
The surface of the silicone was bitten off a lot by a group of mice, and metal bones were exposed everywhere on the body, only the silicone on the head was still well protected by him, after all, the face is very important. If the face can't reflect that this is a Tianzun statue, he can't "empathize".
So men must protect their faces!
Little Tianzun, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, finally walked in front of the woods.
At this point, there are finally no rats out to make trouble.
Because there are so many people here.
In the woods lay or lie down, or stand or sit, hiding from a large army.
The people of the Eight Kings of Nanying really did not leave.
He was not willing to be beaten by hundreds of firecrackers again and again.
Li Daoxuan slowly crawled into the middle army of the thief army from the grass, and saw the eight kings of Nanying with a meaty face, surrounded by several cronies and leaders, discussing tactics.
"It's getting dark." The Eight Kings of Nanying said: "But now is not the best time to attack, when it is just dark, they are in good spirits, they must still be heavily guarded, we deliberately wait until the second half of the night, and then go to attack the city." ”
Several leaders shouted in unison: "Yes." ”
The Eight Kings of Nanying said: "On the way to steal the city, we must be quiet, no one can make a sound, as long as we are close enough, the range of the firecrackers will not be of any use." rushed to fight, we were afraid of who would come. ”
One of the leaders said: "Boss, you know what kind of goods our men are, it is too difficult to control their mouths, and there will always be people who whisper while marching." ”
The Eight Kings of Nanying: "Let all the soldiers have a few copper coins in their mouths, and if the copper coins in their mouths fall out, they will be dealt with by Lao Tzu's military law." ”
A few small bosses: "The boss is so smart. ”
The Eight Kings of Nanying said triumphantly: "This is what Lao Tzu learned in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Let you read more books, there is a lot of knowledge in the books, and you only know that you don't know how to learn. ”
Speaking of this, he laughed again: "By the way, it is not possible to attack from the edge of the north city wall, the other party will definitely focus on the north, let's go around to the east to attack at night, it will be easier to succeed." ”
A few small leaders: "The boss is really Zhuge Liang's reincarnation, oh, no, Zhuge Liang can't compare to the boss." ”
The Eight Kings of Nanying smiled proudly: "Hahaha, that's for sure, Zhuge Liang will only use tricks, not cut people." This king can not only use tricks, but also cut people, both civil and military, Zhuge Liang can only be regarded as half me at most, hahahaha. ”
Xiao Tianzun spreads his hands: two goods! It's really a sunny second goods, and I can't figure out how many pounds and taels I have.