Chapter 106: Living Thoroughly
"And then?" Wen Chen asked, why did the more he said that he couldn't understand?
Dao Jiu smiled slyly, "That night, Lao Tzu came home early, and when he heard the dog in the yard barking, he knew that someone was visiting, so he eavesdropped outside the window, and sure enough, he bumped into this pair of dogs and men and women exchanging feelings in various postures, my lady first pulled out his pants, and then took a small ......."
"Stop, stop!" Wen Chen hurriedly covered his mouth and glanced at the little black bean eavesdropping at the door, "This section is omitted first, there is a minor over there." ”
There's something wrong with this, right? How can discussing your wife exercising with other men be as energetic as discussing gossip about someone you don't know?
"And after that? You didn't go in and break their good deeds? ”
"How can that? Have you ever seen someone fight with someone else for a pair of broken shoes? The corners of Dao Jiu's mouth hooked, "They thought Lao Tzu didn't know, in fact, Lao Tzu knew everything, Lao Tzu wrote a letter in the tone of an outsider, and secretly put it on He Litang's desk, threatening him to hand over three hundred taels of silver, otherwise he would tell me about him and my wife's reluctance, He Litang agreed to spend money tomorrow to eliminate disasters because he was afraid of Lao Tzu's skills, but I didn't expect to be boarded by you, a dog official, and ruined Lao Tzu's good deeds, do you say you should die?!" ”
Wen Chen was dumbfounded when he heard this, he never expected Dao Jiu to live so thoroughly!
Someone else was cuckolded, he must have found the field for the first time, he was good, and he played this emotional entanglement show into a fairy jump!
"Your mother, can you let Lao Tzu go now?" Dao Jiu said confidently.
Wen Chen glanced him up and down, "Dude, now you are begging me, can you take back your swear words?" ”
"Can't!" Dao Jiuyi glared, "Only when you say dirty words can your mouth become clean, if you swallow dirty words, your heart will be dirty!" ”
Wen Chen, who has always been good at talking to others, was speechless for a while.
After a long pause, he finally asked, "Then if I let you go, will you still kill me?" ”
"Kill!" Dao Jiu nodded heavily, "In Lao Tzu's opinion, the lives of you dog officials are far less important than three hundred taels!" ”
"Wait for Lao Tzu to find a good knife, and I will come back to get your head!"
It's really straightforward and fast-talking, and there are no taboos......
Wen Chen sighed slightly, and beckoned to Xuanyang at the door, "Give him three hundred taels." ”
Hearing this, Dao Jiu frowned, "You also have a share?" ”
"What's there?"
"Sleep with my!"
"Fart, Lao Tzu just came to Huaiyuan County today, how can you sleep with your lady?" Wen Chen himself couldn't help but burst into rudeness.
"Then what do you have a weak heart?" Dao Jiu asked.
"Where is Lao Tzu's weak heart?"
"If you give Lao Tzu money and want to send Lao Tzu away, it is a manifestation of weakness!" Dao Jiu showed no weakness, completely ignoring the sword still hanging on his neck.
Even the little sheep felt that there was something wrong with this person's brain, and poked Wen Chen's arm on the side, "Let's kill it, it's too annoying......"
"Huh? You slept with Lao Tzu's lady, and now you want to kill people?! ”
"I didn't sleep, I don't know your lady......"
"Then why are you killing people?"
Wen Chen's face was black, if it weren't for the slightest hint of wit, the sword in his hand would have been cut down long ago.
"That's it, you're not a swordsman, help me kill someone, three hundred taels is my reward for you."
"No, Lao Tzu's market price is five hundred taels per head!" Dao Jiu refused.
"Has anyone done business with you?" Wen Chen asked.
"Absolutely!"
"Who?"
"You!"
Wen Chen took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to do it again, and stretched out his hand towards Xuanyang, "Take the money, let him get out of here, I can't stand it anymore!" ”
"Oh!"
Little Black Bean took out a stack of silver tickets from his jacket, counted five and slapped them into Dao Jiu's hand.
"Let's go."
"Wait!" Dao Jiu put away the silver ticket, "You haven't told Lao Tzu who you want to kill!" ”
Wen Chen gritted his teeth, "Liu Weiyong, King of Zhennan, go and kill!" ”
Dao Jiu was stunned for a moment, and stopped talking.
"What, you want to regret it?" Wen Chen snorted.
"That can't be!" Dao Jiu waved his hand, "Lao Tzu counts when he speaks, and if he promises to help you kill someone, he will definitely kill him!" Lao Tzu just wanted to ask, after killing Liu Weiyong, where to find you to restore your life? ”
"Shangjing Town Guosi, Tiwen Chen's name, they all know it." Wen Chen shook his head and smiled, waving his hand at him, "Hurry up, you talk nonsense a few more words, be careful that I regret killing you." ”
"Farewell!" Dao Jiu clenched his fists heavily, ran over the courtyard wall, jumped over, and disappeared into the night.
After the people left, Xuanyang pinched Wen Chen's waist.
"Dog minion, why did you kill Uncle Wang?"
Wen Chen sighed softly, "Do you think he can succeed?" ”
"Naturally not, although this palace is not like Yuzhou, but take the master around my father as an example, it is impossible for a suspicious person to get close to within three zhang, although Dao Jiu is good, but if he wants to kill Uncle Wang, it is simply wishful thinking!" Xuanyang replied.
"You all know that he can't kill King Zhennan, will he not know it himself?" Wen Chen rubbed his temples, "I'm just looking for something for him to do, if he can't do this, he won't carry a knife to me all day long to seek revenge, understand?" ”
Xuanyang suddenly realized, and let out a long sigh.
Wen Chen quickly put this matter behind him, woke up from his sleep, and found that the rain was getting heavier and heavier, but he liked the cool feeling very much.
Walking out of the county office, at the door of the Xue family's house on the side, Xueqin sat under the canopy to distribute food to the people in person, and the fat man who put the grain before also stood obediently on the side, checking the accounts and food stamps from time to time, and returning the disaster relief tax collected before to the people.
Xueqin looked up by chance and saw Wen Chen walking towards her, so she quickly stood up and said loudly to the people who received the grain, "This is Lord Shiwen Chen Wen sent by the Holy Lord, who helped us eradicate the corrupt official He Litang in Huaiyuan County, so that everyone can have food!" ”
When the people in cloth heard this, they all bent down and fell to the ground.
"Lord Wen is merciful!"
"Thank you, Lord Wen, thank you, Your Majesty!"
Seeing this scene, Wen Chen could only smile helplessly, "All the villagers and fathers have risen up, in recent years, the Qingzhou disaster, Your Majesty has been unable to sleep and eat because of this matter, and he is always thinking about everyone, but after all, it is still a step too late, so that you suffer!" ”
"From now on, if you encounter any difficulties, you can find Lu Zhilu to solve them, Your Majesty is ready, before the spring of next year, the imperial court will allocate grain and agricultural tools to Qingzhou to help everyone resume production as soon as possible, please always maintain confidence, always believe in Your Majesty!"
He knew that Xueqin deliberately pushed all the credit on himself in order to please himself, and this idea was indeed understandable, but if he really responded to the next, in the future, when the words reached the ears of the important ministers of the court, it would be another time to say that he had robbed the little emperor of the credit.
Sure enough, this statement shifted the gratitude of the people to Emperor Jingren, and they worshiped the heavens one by one.
"Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live!"
"I have this Ming Jun will live forever and be prosperous for generations!"
Wen Chen exhaled and walked in front of Xueqin, "In the future, without the permission of this official, you can't make an unauthorized claim to ask for credit for this official." ”
Xueqin's body trembled, and she heard the displeasure in Wen Chen's tone, and hurriedly bowed and said, "The little woman wrote down the ......"
"Now, pack your luggage and go to Lucheng with this official."
Xueqin bit her lip, "Lord Wen, it has been raining heavily in recent days, and the roads are muddy, so it's better to wait for the rain to stop before setting off, how about it?" ”
Wen Chen glanced at the trembling fat man behind her, and dragged him over, smiling without a smile, "If this official wastes one more day, the people of Qingzhou will suffer one more day, and besides, you have spread the news, and if this official goes a few days late, won't all the evidence be destroyed?" ”
"Did you say, little fat man?"