Chapter 135: Self-inflicted cleverness

"Please also ask Mr. Mo for advice!"

Wen Chen said respectfully, just by finding that there was a watermark on the letterhead, Mo Buyu had already helped a lot, so he changed his previous skeptical attitude.

Mo Buyu knocked on the table and motioned for Wen Chen to sit down.

"If you want to reproduce this dark print, you must mix a unique pulp, in the process of solidifying into paper, press it layer by layer with a mold to become a dark print, and there are two ways to mix this pulp, and the raw materials required are not the same, the main auxiliary material of the first is the virgin blood of the nine virgins on the same day, which is ready to use."

"The main auxiliary material of the second type of pulping is the stove ash of 7749 households, but the amount will be larger, and it may not be easy to collect ......"

Wen Chen was stunned when he heard this, virgin blood? Stove ash?

"Mr. Mo, how can blood be used in papermaking? You're not kidding me, are you? ”

Bang –

Mo Buyu slapped the table and stood up, and said with a displeased face, "The old man is kind enough to help you, but you are so suspicious of the old man, you should say, what reason does the old man have to trick you?" Could it be that the old man wants to come to this virgin blood, and he doesn't use it to make paper, he wants to drink it?! ”

I can't tell......

Han Rishan said that you old man has a very strange temper, maybe he really has some special habits......

Wen Chen said in his heart, but on the surface he was still respectful, and arched his hand, "It's abrupt, Mr. Mo said that it is useful, then it must be useful......"

"Humph!" Mo Buyu hugged his arms and raised his chin, "Lord Wen is holding the sword of Shang Fang, it is the imperial history of the Qin mission appointed by His Majesty, it shouldn't be a problem for you to collect the virgin blood of nine people here, right?" ”

Wen Chen sneered, "Naturally, it's not a problem, but if it's for papermaking, it will inexplicably ruin people's innocence, isn't it too shameless?" ”

"What shamelessness is not shameless, you are doing things for Your Majesty, compared to my Dasheng Anning, what is the innocence of several women?" Mo Bu cut off.

Wen Chen shook his head silently, "The big husband has done something and has not done anything, if he does something to bully people in order to crack down on the bullies, wouldn't it make people laugh and be generous?" ”

"This plan is not appropriate, let's discuss the second method!"

What kind of crooked and evil ways, like a cult, and still need virgin blood, if Lao Tzu does it, won't he really become a sinister and vicious perverted eunuch in the TV series?

"Rotten good guy!" Mo Buyu scolded disdainfully, and then said, "Since you can't do it with a good method, go door to door and kowtow to people!" ”

"Kowtow?"

Wen Chen was stunned, "Why do you want to kowtow?" ”

"In my Dasheng people's house, nine out of ten households worship the king of the stove, if you don't kowtow to apologize, how can you take the ashes of other people's stoves?" Mo Bu gave him a blank look.

And this kind of statement?

Wen Chen frowned, "Isn't the ash of the stove just the ash of plants and trees, just burn some dead trees and weeds, why bother with all this effort?" ”

Bang –

Mo Buyu slapped the table hard again, "Is it you who have the final say, or is the old man having the final say?" ”

"If Lord Wen thinks that the old man is deliberately making things difficult for you, then find someone to do the secret seal yourself as soon as possible, and save time!"

"Don't!" Wen Chen saw the old man's face and thick neck, and hurriedly stepped forward to reassure, "It's just talking in the next place, Mr. Mo don't be angry, isn't it just the gray stove, go ask for it in the next place!" ”

If you don't say that science and technology are the primary productive forces, technology is in the hands of others, and you are the master everywhere, no matter how much you ask, you have to wait for it with a good voice!

Mo Bu said this, then sat down angrily, picked up his pipe and took two sips to calm his emotions.

Wen Chen sighed, turned his head and was about to go out, but he heard the old man behind him say, "The man has gold under his knees, Lord Wen don't force it." ”

"Then knock two to Mr. Mo, can Mr. Mo reward some gold?" Wen Chen looked at each other.

"Think beautifully, get out of here, go and go back quickly!"

Wen Chen walked down the stairs with a sad face, asking for the ashes of the seventy-seven and forty-nine households.

The shopkeeper who was lying on the table in front of the counter and staring at the blank ledger was bored, and when he saw Wen Chen coming this way, he hurriedly stepped forward and greeted, "Lord Wen, what's wrong?" It doesn't look good! ”

Wen Chen sighed lightly and said, "Shopkeeper, this official wants to invite some stove ash from your store, is it convenient?" ”

The fat shopkeeper, who was slightly bloated, changed his face slightly when he heard this, "Did Lord Wen encounter any difficulties?" What did you think of initiating the idea of the Lord of the Stove? ”

"Don't inquire if you shouldn't ask, just say it's inconvenient!"

"Alas, this matter is not trivial, I have to ask what Lord Yama means......" The fat shopkeeper said helplessly.

Wen Chen rubbed his temples, listening to this meaning, he may not be able to get the stove ash if he kowtows, in case the other party engages in some feudal superstition, and plays a probability trick such as petitioning and repaying his wishes, when will the stove ash of forty-nine households be kowtowed?

Now Han Rishan is not around, and a group of gold-armored dragoons are nowhere to be seen, and they can't give full play to the advantage of being strong and powerful!

"Lord Wen, if you are embarrassed, let's follow the old man's first method!"

Mo Buyu stood behind him for some time.

Wen Chen gritted his teeth, ignored him, and asked the fat shopkeeper directly, "Say, how can you please this stove gray?" ”

"Bathing and burning incense, three bows and nine bows!" The fat shopkeeper replied.

"Where is Lord Stove now?"

When the fat shopkeeper heard this, he cautiously glanced at the old man behind Wen Chen, saw him nodding slightly, and whispered, "In ...... ...... in my heart"

Wen Chen's eyes widened, you fucking want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?!

But he heard Mo Bu behind him and scolded him sternly, "Presumptuous, Lord Wen is an official of the imperial court, how can there be a reason to kneel to you?!" ”

The fat shopkeeper smiled, "That little one really can't help it......"

"Master Wen, let's not eat this loss, go with the old man!" Mo Buyu looked indignant, pulled up Wen Chen's sleeves and was about to go out.

Wen Chen's face did not change, and he retreated back and broke free, "You don't have to, you can distinguish the priorities in the next place!" ”

"The shopkeeper, prepare a bucket of hot water, and let the official bathe first!"

The two of them looked at him in surprise, as if they didn't expect that the dignified Qincha Yushi could let go of his body so much, and would agree to kowtow to a common man!

It is impossible for anyone in the Manchu Dynasty to make such a demeaning move, I am afraid that as soon as I hear this kind of request, I will immediately use my authority to order the fat shopkeeper to hand over the ashes of the stove!

"Lord Wen, the little one looks at your sincerity in asking for treasure, and the matter of bathing and burning incense will be avoided, so let's kowtow directly!" The fat shopkeeper took a deep breath and proposed.

"Good!" Wen Chen responded and brought a wooden chair, "Please take a seat!" ”

When the shopkeeper sat down, there was a bustle outside the door, but a few people gathered, looking at the situation inside.

"What's the matter with Lord Wen, why did he kneel?"

"Look, look, kowtow!"

I saw Wen Chen kneeling on the ground reverently and bowing heavily to the fat shopkeeper on the seat!

Two worships!

……

Until the ninth worship, the impact between his head and the ground made a crisp sound, Wen Chen's expression was still flat, and there was no trace of waves in his eyes!

"Shopkeeper, I don't know if the king of the stove has agreed?" Wen Chen asked calmly.

The fat shopkeeper smiled, "No movement......"

"Then come again!" Wen Chen said, kneeling down again.

The corners of Mo Buyu's mouth on the side were slightly hooked, and he chuckled, "I didn't expect Lord Wen to believe in this ghost and god......

"I don't believe it." Wen Chen kowtowed and said, "I believe in the hearts of all the people in the world, don't take it by force, don't use it to bully it, and those who do things know the destiny of heaven!" ”

Mo Buyu's body was shocked, a trace of appreciation appeared in his cloudy eyes, and he continued to ask:

"Then what if the old man told Lord Wen that what he said in the room just now was made up by the old man to lie to you?"