Chapter 5

"Apply?" In the Imperial Capital Xiuxian Academy, in the examination room for teacher applications, a bald middle-aged man leaned on the sofa chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and looked at Zhang Chongli with a condescending gaze.

The bald man, the director of discipline in the outer courtyard of the Imperial Capital Xiuxian Academy, and also the examiner of this application, He Yinshui.

"yes, yes, I'm here to apply." Zhang Chongli nodded with a smile on his face, and his heart had already begun to sell batches.

Lao Tzu has always been arrogant to others, and today I actually met someone who is even more arrogant than Lao Tzu.

Director He raised his eyebrows and glanced at the resume handed in by Zhang Chongli: "I see that you are only in your early twenties, but the profile says that you can teach an apprentice who can ascend." ”

The corners of Director He's mouth raised a very playful smile: "The ability is not great, but the ambition is not small." ”

"It's a matter of people." Zhang Chongli's smile was still the same, but the green tendons on his forehead were about to twist out the word "kill".

Grandma Di, Zhang Chongli, who holds the power of soaring, has always been the object of kneeling and licking by the bigwigs from all sides, but now he has to whisper to a teaching director.

If it weren't for the girl's long legs...... If it weren't for the fact that he was quietly helping Li Yu to ascend, Zhang Chongli would have slapped this bald man in the face earlier.

"Cut." Director He's face was a little more disdainful: "Ambitions and dreams, only the children of famous nobles are qualified to talk about." ”

"Just a young man like you who has no foundation, don't talk about anything for others, and you are not afraid of being embarrassed when you say it."

Director He pointed to the seats in the distance, and the people sitting there were people who had come to the college to apply for jobs like Zhang Chongli.

Director He sneered: "Look at those people, which one is not a noble family, which one is not older than you, and which one is not stronger than you in experience and ability?" ”

"They don't dare to say anything in the introduction to help students soar, and they don't know whether to say that you are not ashamed of your words, or whether to say that you are fearless if you don't know."

Zhang Chongli urged his mind and asked Li Wentian, who was in the soul state on the side, "Apprentice, is the murderer not breaking the law?" I want to slaughter this bald man now. ”

Li Wentian possessed Zhang Chongli, so only Zhang Chongli could see his soul.

At this moment, the two of them relied on their hearts to communicate with Zhang Chongli, and outsiders couldn't notice it at all.

Seeing this, Li Wentian hurriedly comforted: "Shizun dissipates his anger, dissipates his anger, this person is a fool, don't be like him." ”

"Isn't it just an exam, it's like a fairy bullying a kindergarten child to you, and when the time comes, you will get a full score in the exam, and see if he can get off the stage."

Zhang Chongli's eyes lit up, and he praised Li Wentian: "Indeed! Doesn't the bald man look down on the teacher, then the teacher will slap him in the face later! ”

"What are you still doing standing here like a fool?" He Bald glared at Zhang Chongli and interrupted the conversation between the master and apprentice, "There are still five minutes before the exam starts, go and sit down." ”

Dead bald, let's see.

Zhang Chongli suppressed his anger and sat down at the exam table on the side.

"Exam begins!" With Director He's voice.

A gust of wind blew outside the door, and the test papers swirled over the classroom like snow, and the last one fell safely in front of each applicant's desk.

"The test paper is made of spirit paper, and the results of your answers will be displayed on this big screen after you write them."

"Only the top three will be selected for this application, and the rest will get out."

"There are two sets of papers, an hour and a half of time to answer the questions, let's start now."

He Bald gave an order, and the rest of the candidates were like sprinters who heard the starting gun, and quickly lowered their heads and wrote hard, with serious expressions.

Only Zhang Chongli was not in a hurry or slow, and he had a winning face in his hands.

Dead bald, you can show me.

Zhang Chongli stared at Director He resentfully, then picked up the pen and looked at the questions on the test paper.

He slowly urged his mind and urged Li Wentian on the side: "Don't watch the play, hurry up and report the answer." ”

Li Wentian, who was standing next to Zhang Chongli, was obviously stunned for a moment: "Master, won't you?" ”

In Li Wentian's view, his master was already a god-like existence long before the appearance of human beings, and the wisdom he possessed was naturally comparable to that of a god.

Doing two sets of teacher assessment questions, neither of them can be said to be a cannon to hit mosquitoes, but to bombard mosquitoes with an atomic bomb.

Zhang Chongli's eyes widened, and he roared in his heart: "If Lao Tzu knows how to do it, he will bring you over to make hair?" ”

"You have been with Lao Tzu for more than 400 years, when did you see Lao Tzu studying?"

"That...... I...... I won't either. Li Wentian scratched his head, and a smile on his face was more ugly than crying.

The master and apprentice looked at each other, staring at each other with big eyes, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Zhang Chongli felt as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by.

"Wang Ba Lizi, when Lao Tzu goes out, burn your body to ashes and bury it under the septic tank of the public toilet!"

Li Wentian cried with a sad face: "Master, this is too cruel." ”

"If you know it's cruel, hurry up and find a way!" Zhang Chongli roared in his heart, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at Director He, who was bored and picking at his nose.

I was so angry in front of He Bald just now, and I thought about relying on the exam to counterattack and slap my face, but it turned out to be such a fork.

If he handed in a zero-score test paper later, Zhang Chongli could already imagine what He Bald would become.

Li Wentian thought hard and thought about it, and finally came up with a good solution: "Master, you wait for a while, I'll come when I go." ”

Li Wentian said, and his soul was like turning on an electric motor, and he slipped away without a trace.

"What's the you can do?" Zhang Chongli tugged at the corners of his mouth.

Li Wentian lightly left two words: "Connections~"