Chapter 61

Seeing that Wang Xue was no longer playing cheap with herself, but staring at the statue of the goddess Luo Li with a look of adoration, Zhang Chongli stepped forward and asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ”

"Look at you like this, you seem to admire her very much?"

Wang Xue glanced at Zhang Chongli and said, "Nonsense! The goddess is an idol that I have admired since I was a child. ”

"When I was a child, my dream was to defend my family and country like a goddess and be admired by all people."

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Chongli almost burst out laughing: "Sisters, it's not me who said you." ”

"Just your little arms and legs, not as tall as a spear, and you still go into battle to kill the enemy, hahahahaha, do you kill the enemy with your big breasts?"

"Zhang Chongli, you are looking for death!" Wang Xue was so angry that she exploded directly, and wanted to fight with Zhang Chongli on the spot.

Fortunately, Li Yu's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly hugged a princess and took the little Lori in her arms.

Li Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Master, don't look at Xue'er's thin figure, her strength is very great. ”

"And she admires and respects the goddess very much."

"When I went to her house to play since I was a child, I was not allowed to touch the portraits of goddesses and the books and materials in her room."

Seeing that this girl was so obsessed with the goddess Luo Li, Zhang Chongli pursed her lips with disdain: "Cut, isn't it just a flat-chested stinky woman with a bad temper, what is there to worship." ”

"Dare to insult the old lady's idol, the old lady wants to duel with you, and the old lady will kill you now."

Wang Xue, who had already been appeased by Li Yu, began to flutter in Li Yu's arms again, and her expression of gnashing her teeth was like she wanted to fight Zhang Chongli endlessly.

Seeing the escalation of the contradiction, Li Yu, who was caught in the middle, persuaded with a wry smile: "Master, you just say a few words, otherwise you will really be beaten by this girl." ”

However, persuasion is persuasion, Li Yu is also extremely curious and asked: "Master, looking at your appearance, why do you feel as if you have a relationship with the goddess?" ”

Previously, Li Wentian had also told Li Yu about Zhang Chongli's identity, and he seemed to be an otaku master, but he was the ultimate old monster who had lived for an unknown number of years.

With his knowledge and experience, it seems that it is not a strange thing to know the goddess Luo Li more than 3,000 years ago.

Seeing Li Yu's curiosity, Zhang Chongli instantly had a hint of embarrassment, only to see him glance at Wang Xue proudly, put on a cool appearance and said: "Not only do I know each other, I lived with her for a while back then." ”

Seeing that Zhang Chongli was really likely to know Luo Li, Wang Xue, who was still struggling in Li Yu's arms, also stopped fluttering.

Although I was also curious in my heart, I also wanted Zhang Chongli to say something about the goddess, but Wang Xue knew Zhang Chongli's slut character, the more you want him to say it, the more he will not fulfill your wish.

So Wang Xue deliberately made a disdainful expression on his face, and said with a provocative method: "Just like his toad appearance, he still knows the goddess Luo Li, Brother Yu, just listen to him brag." ”

After visiting school for an afternoon, Zhang Chongli, who was so tired that his soul was about to be lost, at this moment Zhang Chongli's IQ had already become negative.

It was very easy to fall for Wang Xue's instigation, and immediately like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, he blew up and said: "Who does the stinky girl say is a toad?" ”

"You're the toad, your whole family is a toad!"

"Let me tell you, not only did I know Luo Li at the beginning, but if I hadn't reached out and pulled her, she would have been sent to the Qinglou by someone."

"The goddess was almost cheated to the Qinglou?!" Wang Xue's pupils began to tremble, and she seemed to have smelled the smell of gossip.

Looking at this girl's shocked look, Zhang Chongli smiled proudly: "Hmph, you don't know this, right?" ”

"I'm telling you, there's still a lot you don't know~"

"Do you think that stupid girl Luo Li is like something in the history books, dignified and generous, heroic and resolute?"

"Fart!"

"She's just a stupid girl with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, who always likes to cause trouble to Lao Tzu!"

Wang Xue instantly retorted: "Fart, I think you were fascinated by the beauty of the goddess at the beginning, but you couldn't get people, and you began to can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" ”

"Lao Tzu was fascinated by her beauty!?" As soon as he heard this, it seemed to be like igniting a barrel of explosives, which caused Zhang Chongli to be furious: "Stinky girl, aren't you afraid of being punished by God if you slander Lao Tzu like this?" ”

"Just her kind of flat-chested woman with a bad temper, how could Lao Tzu like her?"

"Still chasing her? When I was in Liandang Mountain, she pestered me every day. ”

Wang Xue was also laughed at Zhang Chongli's words: "I said that you can have a face!?" ”

"A goddess like Luo Shennu, who is worshiped by thousands of people, will still chase you upside down!?"

"Big brother, have you not drunk water recently, so you can't pee and look in the mirror, that's why you have such confident thoughts?"

Seeing that Wang Xue didn't believe it, Zhang Chongli also said angrily: "Anyway, believe it or not." ”

"Anyway, she stayed in Liandangshan for more than 200 years, if it wasn't for the good taste of her cooking, Lao Tzu would have kicked her a long time ago."

"And then?" Before Wang Xue could continue to refute Zhang Chongli, Li Yu asked with a curious expression.

"Later." Zhang Chongli slowly lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and spit out a long line of smoke into the air.

"Later, the war between man and demon broke out, and she received the signs of her family and went to the battlefield."

As he spoke, Zhang Chongli looked up at the statue of the goddess blankly, as if the picture of the stupid girl with a bad temper playing with himself appeared in his mind again.

Wang Xue and Li Yu were not in a daze, after all, Zhang Chongli always showed people like crazy in the past, and he had never shown such a lonely look in front of them.

Master is so abnormal...... Could it be true that what he just said?

Although it was hard to believe what Zhang Chongli said, Wang Xue still unconsciously made up a touching story in her mind.

A couple who favor each other, living in seclusion in the mountains, playing and living a life without quarrel.

As a result, the war broke out, and the men were left behind in the mountains, and the women were sent to the battlefield by the family signs.

Later, the man waited for his lover to come back, and finally learned that the woman was seriously injured on the battlefield, and when she was dying, she was moved by the heavens, and she was inspired by the heavens and flew to the heavens, leaving only the man alone in the world to wither and grow old.

For a while, Wang Xue even had a great change in her opinion of Zhang Chongli.

It's no wonder that it's not normal for Master to always be crazy, maybe it's because he's had enough of lovesickness.

Seeing him giggling like this every day, in fact, his heart must be very painful and tormented, right?

After making up this story, Wang Xue was about to cry when she was moved by herself.

"Division...... Master, do you miss the goddess very much? Wang Xue said cautiously with red eyes.

"Huh?" Zhang Chongli took a cigarette in his mouth and stared at Wang Xue with a foolish look.

"Are you sick?"

"Staying with this kind of stupid woman, every day is torment."

"On the day she was going to leave, Lao Tzu couldn't wait to order the whole mountain to see her off."

"The most hateful thing is." Zhang Chongli gritted his teeth and complained: "Before this stinky woman left, she even slept with Lao Tzu!" ”

Goddess Luo put you to sleep?

As soon as these words came out, Wang Xue decisively threw out the content of his previous brain supplement, and then gave a very positive conclusion: The words that this fool just said were definitely bragging.

At that moment, Wang Xue only felt a little regretful, regretting that she didn't bring a knife when she went out, otherwise she could stab the fool in front of her to death now.

stabbed to death, and had to spit on his corpse.

"Of course, anyway, now that this stupid girl has ascended to the heavenly realm to enjoy happiness, it is impossible to come back to confirm what I said."

"So believe it or not."

Zhang Chongli shrugged his shoulders at the three apprentices, and then threw the cigarette butt casually without any public morality: "I've been shopping for so long today, I'm tired to death!" ”

"Go back and get some rest now!"

"Kick-off training tomorrow morning!"

The "beautiful" team building ended under the statue of the goddess on the South Campus, and everyone returned to the villa without saying a word all night......

At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, when the sun had already reached his buttocks, he said last night that he would officially train Zhang Chongli today, if it wasn't for Wang Xue forcibly dragging him out of bed, this guy would still be sleeping on the bed under the quilt.

"It's not...... What time is it? Can't we talk about it in the afternoon? Zhang Chongli, who was dragged to the living room, rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned.

"Big brother! Yesterday you said you started training this morning! ”

"Brother Yu and I and Xiaopang got up at seven o'clock to prepare, but you were still lying in bed and sleeping at ten o'clock!?"

Wang Xue stuck her waist and glared at Zhang Chongli angrily.

"Oh, what a big deal." Zhang Chongli fumbled and took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, "Anyway, practicing this kind of thing, I am not in a hurry." ”

"I talked to Lili until three o'clock last night, and I was almost sleepy." Zhang Chongli said and yawned again.

"Can you not be in a hurry?" Zhang Chongli's slow and logical appearance almost broke Wang Xue's defense.

"Brother Yu and I have been delaying the theoretical class for more than ten days, and if you don't arrange the cultivation training, we won't go to the theory class again."

"In more than ten days, it will be the first monthly exam."

"If you don't pass the theory course, we don't care, and then your teacher assessment score will be deducted."

As soon as he heard that his teacher assessment results would be deducted, Zhang Chongli still put on a dead pig and said as if he was not afraid of boiling water: "Oh, what's the point of this." ”

"I only give Lao Tzu a subsidy of 2,000 yuan a month, whoever falls in love with this ghost class."

Wang Xue was almost speechless by this guy, so he could only continue: "Don't talk about the assessment, but you promised Brother Yu before that you would let him defeat Liu Jin again within half a year." ”

"You said this in front of tens of thousands of teachers and students in the beginner ring, and it would be very embarrassing if you couldn't fulfill your promise at that time."

After Wang Xue's reminder, Zhang Chongli remembered that he had indeed made a war letter with Ren Nanbei and the Liu family, and that Li Yu would defeat Liu Jin in the national martial arts exercise half a year later.

Once it came to the issue of his own face, Zhang Chongli forcibly cheered up.

"Don't worry, although it looks unreliable as a teacher, once I make a promise, I will definitely complete it." Zhang Chongli snuffed out the cigarette butt, got up and stretched hard.

Immediately afterwards, he took out a large mirror from the ring and placed it in the living room.

"Little ones, let's get started with the first lesson!"

"Conscience."