Chapter 862: I Can Kill You With One Shot

As soon as the old man shouted back, King Fu was happy: "Hahaha, this king's home is not outside the city, but inside Luoyang City, he can't burn it, he can't burn it, hahaha." ”

He was very happy, but the squires whose hometown was around Luoyang had extremely ugly faces.

A little official cried quietly: "Chenben Buyi, ploughing in Duanjiagou, the old houses and fields handed down by the ancestors are all in Duanjiagou." If he burns it, it's ...... became a sinner of the Duan family through the ages. ”

Several merchants and landlords cried out with sad faces: "Heroes, don't burn, don't burn." ”

Lao Hui laughed back: "I don't want to be burned down the ancestral house, so I made up a thousand stones, and Lao Tzu didn't want much." ”

The squires glanced at each other, and came together, as if they had discussed.

King Fu has nothing to do with it, looking at the fun.

The white kite was interested, picked up an iron shouting microphone, and said loudly outside the city: "Old Huihui, look here!" Under the white kite, this is polite. ”

The old man replied: "There is less of a crepe outfit there." ”

White Kite: "Pretend? That's not right! Etiquette is one of the six arts of a gentleman, and it has always been very important in the next place, but it is not pretending, and it has always been a gentleman who keeps manners. ”

Everyone: "......"

Lao Hui replied: "Don't you know what the situation is now? Still talking weird things here? ”

White Kite: "No matter what the situation, you can't lose your courtesy, it's the way of a gentleman." ”

Everyone supported their foreheads.

Lao Hui rolled his eyes: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart." ”

White Kite: "You don't seem to rob the people?" ”

Lao Hui replied: "How much money are ordinary people worth?" If I rob a common person, can I get five taels of silver? It's better to grab a lucky king, and you can earn hundreds of thousands of taels at once. Even if you don't mention the matter of silver, cook him and eat it, King Fu's fat body can top three poor people. ”

King Fu was taken aback: "This king is not delicious at all. ”

Bai Kite smiled: "If you don't rob the people, it means that you still have a little conscience." Why did you rebel against the uprising, can we talk about it? ”

Lao Hui squinted: "What?" Do you still want to use a three-inch tongue to persuade Lao Tzu to surrender? Lao Tzu is not so stupid! ”

White Kite: "How can you call it stupid if you abandon the darkness and turn to the light?" ”

Lao Hui laughed: "Don't you know that Lao Tzu was originally a general of the border army and an official of the imperial court." If I surrender to the court, will I not be an official of the court again? What's the difference between that and before I rebelled? It's not the same as arrears of Lao Tzu's military salary, and he won't pay it alive or dead! ”

White Kite: "......"

Well, this guy is the same as the old south wind, he belongs to the debt collection border army.

It's just that Lao Nanfeng's team was lucky and crashed into Tianzun's territory, and now they are eating fragrant and spicy mixed flowers in the world. But Lao Huihui is still licking blood on the rivers and lakes, fighting hard for a bite of food......

That's what happens in life!

The same starting point, but will lead to different directions in life.

The white kite sighed: "Let's pay the army, you put down your arms, how about it?" ”

When King Fu heard that this trick was useful, he also leaned on the city wall: "It's not easy for you to ask for military salaries, this king will give it, this king has money, and this king will give it to you." Don't make trouble, can't you come back to the court to be a general? ”

Lao replied: "Why should I believe you? Even Zhu Youzhen doesn't believe in Lao Tzu, believe in you as a blessed king? If I want you to give money, Lao Tzu might as well break through Luoyang and cook you in a big pot, wouldn't the money in your house be available at will? ”

King Fu was taken aback: "Why don't you leave the cooking people in three sentences?" ”

The white kite let out a long sigh, he knew that it was difficult to persuade this person to surrender by words, after all, he had suffered losses and been fooled before, and the court had no credibility. And it doesn't work to show the banner of Gaojia Village by himself, and Lao Huihui doesn't know what Gaojia Village is......

It seems that now is not a good time to talk awkwardly, first of all, you have to let him know the credibility of Gaojiacun, and then it is convenient to persuade him to join, this process is only afraid that it will take a little tricks.

The white kite picked up the shouting microphone: "Old Huihui, you look at the big stone between the two of us, and there is a small yellow flower on it." ”

Lao Hui looked back and saw it: "What's wrong with this flower?" ”

The white kite didn't answer, and quickly took out the firecracker.

"Bang!"

A gunshot rang out, and the flower suddenly split apart, turning into countless petals and flying away.

Lao Huihui suddenly gasped: So far, so accurate? What kind of immortal means is this?

The white kite put away the firecracker, picked up the iron sheet and shouted again: "See, don't be delusional about this Luoyang!" Because you don't rob the people, I remind you like this. Otherwise, a little trick will lure you to the siege of the city, and you will be sent to see the Lord of Hades with one shot. ”

This is said very arrogantly, but Lao Huihui knows that it is true.

If the other party sells a flaw, or uses some other trick, it is not difficult to lead him to the distance of the flower, which is still a few hundred steps from the city, and it is easy to take it lightly.

Since the other party can knock off a flower at such a distance, he can blow his own head.

Thinking of this, the old man had to look up at the white kite.

White Kite: "Keep up your style, don't attack the people, we will have a chance to meet again." ”

After saying that, he stopped talking nonsense and looked at it coldly.

After discussing with the squires and wealthy families in the city, they really sent some food out to Lao Huihui. Of course, instead of sending a thousand stones, they bargained, and finally kept their ancestral house with five hundred stone of grain.

Lao Hui talked about it, and after collecting the money, he didn't make trouble around Luoyang City, and directly collected his troops and left, leaving in the southeast direction.

When he was far away, King Fu said to Bai Kite with a complaining face: "Mr. Bai, since you can collapse his head so far away, you should think of luring him to get closer, and then collapse him." Why remind him? How cost-effective is it to let the tiger return to the mountain like this? ”

White Kite: "You know ...... Cough...... almost said a dirty word, and the art of etiquette among the six arts of the gentleman was about to be crossed out. ”

He put on a pretending face again, looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said leisurely: "We are defending in the city, and we have not surrounded them, in this case, if I shoot the old man back, his men will definitely scatter and flee." They were all cavalry, and we couldn't catch up at all, and we couldn't catch any of them. ”

"After they escape, there will be a guy called Xiao Lao Hui Hui and Xin Lao Hui Hui to appear and take charge of his army. Then it changed from 'not robbing the people' to 'robbing the people indiscriminately', and when the time came, it was even more out of control and eroded in all directions. It's better to continue to let the old Hui Hui take charge of the team, at least for now, there is still some discipline. ”

King Fu only understood at this time: "I see, it is reasonable!" Mr. Bai was really thoughtful. ”

The white kite looked at the direction Lao Huihui left from a distance, thought about it, turned around and called Jiang Cheng: "Arrange a few people, ride lightly, and go to make secret contact with Lao Huihui." ”