Chapter 91

A simple lunch, because of Li Yu's participation, turned into a tragic battle.

Zhang Chongli and the others all wanted to see a monster and watched Li Yu waving his chopsticks wildly on the dining table, like a wild dog that had been hungry and crazy.

What's more, this guy actually cried over and over again, and kept muttering in his mouth, it was so delicious, so delicious.

Everyone present was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but imagine what kind of torture Li Yu suffered in "Jiangshan Shejitu", so that he would become what he is now.

As the wife of several people (although Zhang Chongli has always refused to admit it. Luo Li, who also looked at the poor child with a distressed face, saw that the dishes on the table were almost finished by Li Yuhuo, so he immediately got up and said, "You eat slowly, I'll go add another hard dish." ”

Li Yu had already devoted himself to cooking at the moment, and he didn't understand what Luo Li said at all, but he nodded his head lightly while immersing himself in hard work.

But ten minutes later, a scent wafted from the kitchen, causing everyone to look wolf-like.

I saw Luo Li bring a plate of fried goods to the table, and even pushed it in front of Li Yu intimately and said, "There are not many good things left in the kitchen, so I just fried some chicken nuggets with flour." ”

"Let's have some good food in the evening."

"Thank you, Mrs." Li Yu was moved by a handful of snot and tears at the moment, but just as he wanted to reach out for food, his hands just raised and hung in the air, and he began to tremble unconsciously.

Li Yu looked at Luo Li with a solemn face and said, "Master...... Madame, what did you just say you did? ”

"Fried chicken?" Luo Li smiled softly: "What? Do you not like to eat? ”

Li Yu threw the chopsticks in his hand to the dining table with a snap, and rushed to the toilet with a speed like being chased and killed, and five seconds later, there was a heart-rending vomiting sound from the toilet.

For a while, everyone present fell into silence, and they all read a kind of enigmatic confusion from each other's eyes.

In the silence of everyone, Qian Xiaopang quietly stretched out his hand and took a piece of fried chicken and put it in his mouth: "It's delicious!" ”

"So...... What did Brother Yu experience in "Jiangshan Society Map"? Wang Xue looked at the toilet in the distance with worried eyes.

Compared with the worries on other people's faces, Zhang Chongli was the most calm one, I saw that he also picked up a piece of chicken nugget and put it in his mouth with a leisurely face, and comforted Wang Xue while chewing: "Generally, most of the people who enter the "Jiangshan Shejitu" will have a similar situation. ”

"As long as you stay in reality for a few more days, you should be able to alleviate it."

"Gross-"

While speaking, Li Yu's pig-like vomiting sound came from the toilet again.

Zhang Chongli replied with some uncertainty: "Maybe his problem will be a little more serious......

"What do you mean to be a little more serious than others? Big brother, he's your apprentice, don't you have a sense of responsibility? Wang Xue angrily condemned Zhang Chongli.

Zhang Chongli showed that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said with a big grin: "Please, I haven't been in the "Jiangshan Society Map" for such a long time, how do I know what will happen inside?" ”

"Besides," Zhang Chongli pointed in the direction of the toilet: "The stinky boy is not alive and well now." ”

"Is this what you call living well?" Wang Xue also pointed to the location of the toilet, and at the same time, the sound of Li Yu vomiting sounded again.

Zhang Chongli responded with an embarrassed face: "It's a bit of a complication, and life is not always perfect, right?" ”

"To your sister!" Looking at Zhang Chongli's unreliable appearance, Wang Xue instantly burst out, got up directly and scuffled with Zhang Chongli.

"You made my mother's brother Yu like this, and my mother fought with you!"

"When Lao Tzu called him in, didn't you look forward to it? Now that there is a problem, you have to buckle the basin on Lao Tzu's head, are you too unreasonable? ”

For a while, Zhang Chongli pulled Wang Xue's hair, Wang Xue pinched Zhang Chongli's ribs, and the methods of the master and apprentice were indiscriminate.

Just as the battle entered a white-hot situation, Li Yu, who was in prostration, finally walked out of the toilet.

Seeing that his fiancée was fighting with his most respected master, Li Yu, who was originally weak in his legs, instantly became vigorous and hurriedly stepped forward to pull the two apart.

"Xue'er, you really can't blame Master for this matter." Li Yu hurriedly helped Zhang Chongli say good things.

"When he eats, he is like a starving ghost, and he will run to the toilet to vomit in the middle of eating, so he is not bad for such a serious problem?" Wang Xue had tears in her eyes and pointed at Zhang Chongli angrily.

Li Yu could only explain with a wry smile: "That's because I have a physical resistance to chicken now. ”

Speaking of chickens, Zhang Chongli seemed to be awakened, and instantly slapped his thigh and said, "!" How did Lao Tzu forget about this matter? ”

Everyone looked at Zhang Chongli and said, "What's the important thing?" ”

Zhang Chongli pointed at Li Yu and said, "It's the master I asked Li Yu to learn swords, named Cui Jiansan." ”

"This guy is fine with everything, the only problem is that he has some psychological illness."

"In short, a paranoid."

"But I like crazy repetition in everything I do."

"And no matter how much others persuade him, he won't change it."

"And he ......" said this, Zhang Chongli's face changed slightly, as if he remembered some bad memories from the past.

"What's he? Hurry up? Wang Xue glared at Zhang Chongli angrily and urged.

"This paranoid man likes to make roast chicken." Zhang Chongli glanced at Li Yu deeply, and seemed to read a sense of sympathy from the other party's eyes.

"Although he has a good ability to cook roast chicken, and the taste is also very good."

"But I can't stop him from making roast chicken forever."

"I remember staying for a short time in the courtyard in his paintings."

"I've forgotten how long it was, anyway, what this bastard gives me every day will always be the same!"

"Roast chicken!"

"Later, Lao Tzu couldn't help it, so he found an excuse to leave the painting."

"You don't know, in the first few days of painting, my symptoms were the same as Li Yu's."

"Not to mention smelling chicken, even if you see someone combing or wearing suspenders on the street, Lao Tzu can vomit for a long time."

Speaking of this, Zhang Chongli looked at Li Yu again with a trace of reverence in his eyes.

At the beginning, Zhang Chongli only stayed in Cui Jiansan's work for a few days, and he couldn't stand it and chose to flee for his life, but his stupid apprentice was able to survive ten years in "Jiangshan Shejitu".

Ten years, a whole ten years, if it weren't for the difference between master and apprentice at this moment, Zhang Chongli would have wanted to step forward to give Li Yu a cigarette and shout: "Hero!" ”

But even so, Zhang Chongli still came to Li Yu's side with a solemn expression, patted Li Yu's shoulder heavily and said, "For so many years, it can be regarded as suffering you." ”

At this moment, Wang Xue said without doubt: "Since Brother Yu has suffered so much in the painting, has he also learned a lot?" ”

As soon as he talked about the skills he had learned, Li Yu's face turned red, and he was a little ashamed and said, "Actually...... I learned three tricks from Master Cui. ”

"Huh? Three moves? Wang Xue was slightly startled at first, and then began to look at Zhang Chongli with a murderous look.

Before Wang Xue began to attack Zhang Chongli.

Li Yu seemed to feel that his statement was a bit bragging, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Actually, it's not three moves. ”

"To be precise, I should have only learned one trick, and it was only the surface of this trick."

"Zhang! Heavy! Black! When Wang Xue shouted Zhang Chongli, almost every word was filled with murderous intent.

It's no wonder that Wang Xue is so angry, Zhang Chongli, a bastard, died by himself before, and Brother Yu, who was harmed, suffered so much, and he didn't care about this matter for the time being.

And now, he even deceived Brother Yu into "Jiangshan Shejitu", ate roast chicken for ten years, and suffered for ten years, but he only learned one trick in the end, and it was only the surface of this trick.

Such a pitiful bastard, Wang Xue was so angry that he came to kill Zhang Chongli again.

But this time, before Wang Xue made a move, Li Yu grabbed the collar of his back coat, and then hugged Wang Xue as a sweet princess.

Wang Xue began to struggle in Li Yu's arms: "Brother Yu, let me down, this dog thing is so good for you, I have to kill him today!" ”

Although Wang Xue defended Li Yu so much, Li Yu shook his head at Wang Xue with a serious face at the moment and said, "Xue'er, you are not allowed to treat Master like this. ”

Wang Xue was about to cry because of this stupid wood: "He has cheated you like this, and you still have to protect him?" ”

For a while, Wang Xue even felt that her brother was not used by Zhang Chongli to perform some green tea technique? Otherwise, how could he make his brother so obsessed?

Li Yu opened his mouth to explain: "Master didn't cheat me, but on the contrary, the past ten years have greatly improved me!" ”

"But you...... But didn't you say that you learned a trick? It's still the kind of fur ......" Wang Xue blinked her eyes and said with a look of grievance.

Seeing that Wang Xue's mood began to ease, Li Yu slowly put her down and gently touched her head.

"This trick ......"

Before Li Yu could explain, Zhang Chongli on the other side smiled proudly in an extremely forced tone: "Hmph! You don't look at it, who did you learn this trick from? ”

"I can tell you, smelly girl." Zhang Chongli crossed his hands on his hips and said with a bullish face: "It's not easy for the master to find for your brother Jiayu this time. ”

"That's the person who was known as the Sword God back then!"

"Sword God!?" As soon as these words came out, they instantly attracted the curious eyes of several apprentices.

"That's right! He is the sword god of the year, Cui Jiansan! ”

"Cui Jiansan!?" Wang Xue, Qian Xiaopang, and Luo Li all murmured Cui Jiansan's name in their mouths, and at the same time, their eyes widened.