Chapter 867: Elopement
A large number of war horses were sent to the hands of the reserve cavalry.
In an instant, the Gaojia Village cavalry battalion expanded from 1,000 cavalry to 2,000 cavalry.
As soon as a reserve cavalry was assigned to the war horse, he happily jumped on the horse, circled around the training ground, and laughed: "Hahahaha, Lao Tzu has a bull pen now, Lao Tzu has his own war horse, hahahaha, Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to wait for the news of his predecessors in the rear, hahahaha." ”
He was overexcited, and as soon as the owner of the horse rushed to the shooting practice range, he shook his hand on the horseback in a dashing manner, "bang", hit the bull's eye, and the accuracy was not bad.
However, this "bang" sound frightened the horse that stepped down, and the horse raised its hooves and threw off the reserve cavalry.
The person next to him suddenly laughed: "Hahaha, stupid, you're not hurt, are you?" ”
The reserve cavalry got up and looked confused: "Why? ”
Soap Ying came over and scolded with a smile: "This is Jiannu's horse, not our own horse, it has not been trained in adaptation, and it will of course scare it if you use a fire gun so close to its horseback." ”
"Huh? It turns out that our horses are still adaptation-trained? The reserve cavalry looked cute.
"That's right! Use a fire gun often in close proximity to it so that it gets used to the sound, and then you shoot it in the back so that it doesn't scare it. Soap Ying scolded with a smile: "Moreover, if you want it to recognize you as the master, you have to eat and sleep with it, cultivate your feelings well, and give more snacks to your war horse." From now on, it will be your brother who lives and dies on the battlefield. ”
Only then did the reserve cavalry understand that there were still these particularities, and it was not easy to be a good cavalryman.
Soap Ying said loudly: "Intensify training, step up and cultivate feelings with war horses, our big battle will start soon." To pacify the battle of Ordos, only our cavalry battalion can do it, fight a good battle, and show it to the infantry. ”
Cavalrymen: "Whoa! ”——
Henan, in an unknown hill......
Xing, the wife of the general, is distributing various supplies to the thieves.
Xing is a very special woman, not an ordinary weak woman, but a little brave and a little smart. General Chuang has always admired her, let her manage military supplies, and distribute military rations and weapons to supply and fight every day.
The docking with the Jin merchants was also handed over to the Xing family.
Therefore, Xing has also seen many worlds.
There is a song that sings like this: I really hope you haven't seen anything in the world, and you only love my ordinary face all your life.
To understand this lyric in reverse, it is that people who have seen a lot in the world don't like ordinary people. This point, which is common to both men and women, is a common feature of human beings.
It's a pity, this person, cough! Historical records: The general has high cheeks and deep cheeks, eyes and noses, and a voice like a jackal. The color of the wine is not good, and the millet is rough, and it is sweet and bitter.
Xing felt more and more that her husband was unpleasant.
Just thinking about this, the soldiers came into the account to report: "General Harrier has come to receive military supplies. ”
"Oh? The Harrier is coming? Xing's overjoyed, the mountain harrier is a handsome guy, and Xing's family still likes the face of the mountain harrier: "Hurry up and ask the general of the mountain harrier to come in." ”
Soon, the Harrier came in.
A handsome and handsome face appeared in front of Xing's family, and he could see Xing's careful liver puffing around.
She made a casual excuse and set up her own soldiers, leaving only two people in the tent.
The mountain harrier suddenly took a big step forward, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took Xing into his arms: "Hehe, I can see it a long time ago, you like me, right?" ”
Xing screamed "hey", and he was stumbling.
The mountain harrier was overjoyed, and with a strong pair of hands, he picked her up, threw her onto the marching bed, and reached out to untie her clothes......
The god of harmony jumped out and blocked the camera.
So, the camera had to reluctantly turn away, from the bed to the tree outside the tent, where a pair of crows were grinding their ears and temples, making love, and when the camera turned back to the tent, they saw that the mountain harrier had already put on his armor.
Xing was lying on the bed half-hugging the quilt, his little face slightly red.
"Lang Jun, we're getting better now." Xing said in a tired voice: "You have to be responsible for the concubine." ”
Over the mountain harrier: "If the matter of the two of us is discovered by your husband, both of them will die and have no place to be buried, so the only way to do this is to elope." ”
Elopement: noun, verb. It refers to two people who love each other, escape from their families and society, and go to the far north to live a hard life.
Xing: "However, the concubine doesn't want to escape to a place that no one knows about and live that kind of bitter cold life." In this world, there is glory and wealth, and the concubine has not enjoyed enough. ”
Mountain Harrier: "I don't want to become a mountain village man from now on, but once the news of seducing my sister-in-law spreads, I will definitely not be able to get along in the green forest, and no one can afford to be a man who seduces my sister-in-law." ”
Xing: "What then?" ”
Mountain Harrier: "Now that the matter has come to this, I can only go to the officers and soldiers." ”
Xing: "Scared? Will the officers and soldiers take us? ”
Mountain Harrier: "I have 5,000 men and horses in my hands, and the officers and soldiers are now in short supply, how can I not accept me?" I heard that He Maniac He Renlong is moving around, let's go and vote for He Maniac. ”
Xing: "The concubine depends on Lang Jun." ”
The mountain harrier put on a handsome face: "Hey, hey, don't worry, leave it to me." Ah...... Suddenly I wanted it again......"
Xing: "Are you coming...... Come on......"
Gao Jie picked up the armor he had just put on and jumped on the bed again.
So, the camera once again turned to the tree outside the tent, a pair of little squirrels were grinding their ears and temples on the tree, making love, and the sky was getting dark.
By the time the sky in front of the camera lit up again, it was already early the next morning.
The general had just gotten up and had not yet brushed his teeth, when a soldier rushed in and reported quickly: "Brother general, it's not good." Mrs. Xing had an affair with the mountain harrier, and the two led the army to slip away overnight, and now they don't know where to run. ”
The general was taken aback, and rushed to the side of Xing's tent with an arrow, lifted the curtain and looked inside, inside was a picture after the "Great War", the sheets were messy and unsightly......
The general's eyes turned red when he brushed the ground!
"Why? My first wife, Han Jin'er, stole people. The second wife, Xing, steals people again? Why? Why is that? ”
"No!"
Chuang Jiang popped, knelt down, and cried loudly: "This is not true, why do you want to do this to me?" ”
His nephew Li Guo came over from the side and helped him up: "Uncle! Let's be single-minded in the future and rebel well. Women or something, I don't want it. ”
The general clenched his fists: "The rebellion has to be done well, and the woman has to ask for it." You'll have to pick well next time. ”