Tank car? Transport!
Chapter Ninety-Eight
Although Zhang Chongli was in the process of online dating with Zhang Lili, he also thought about whether Zhang Lili's photo was fake.
After all, in these years, computer technology is so advanced, and even tank cars can be driven out to cheat money as anchors, what else in the world can't be done with technology?
So when Zhang Chongli set off to date Zhang Lili, he already had an expectation in his heart, even if he was a little worse than in the photo, he was willing to accept it.
In Zhang Chongli's heart, the two have been talking for so long, he has spent so much thought and time, just to buy lipstick for each other, he has used up 3,000 yuan.
The meal even cost him six hundred dollars.
So if it's really a tank, even if you grit your teeth, you'll have to eat this meal tonight.
But when Zhang Chongli came to the agreed place and saw Zhang Lili in a floral dress.
Although Zhang Chongli had predicted the worst outcome of this date countless times in his mind, he still underestimated God's creativity and brains in the matter of joking.
Zhang Chongli's mind only felt that there were no roses in the funeral of roses, only the funeral was left.
Rao is Zhang Chongli has already decided that no matter how bad the date tonight is, he must eat this dinner of 600 yuan.
However, in the face of Zhang Lili, he really had no appetite at all.
Zhang Lili has wavy red hair, and the horizontal flesh on her face looks like a floating corpse that has been soaked for more than ten days after drowning.
The lipstick is painted with purple to black lipstick, which is a little more terrifying than the ghost in the movie.
Sitting opposite Zhang Chongli, the big mouth of blood opened when eating, made Zhang Chongli feel that she might swallow herself at a moment's notice.
When her huge body writhed, Zhang Chongli could hear the mournful sound of the sofa she was sitting on.
It's not a tank anymore, it's a An-225 transport aircraft with a load of two hundred and fifty tons!
After dinner, Zhang Lili even took the initiative to shout at Zhang Chongli: "Husband, where are we staying tonight?" β
The numb voice, combined with the huge body, instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the entire restaurant.
There are even many people who cast admiring glances at Zhang Chongli, just like a warrior who has just left the novice village, and respects a dragon slaying warrior.
Zhang Chongli was so frightened that he ran away with a bucket, and hit a Feidi and rushed home.
As a result, as soon as I got home, I didn't have time to be sad, and I found that the door of the villa had been locked.
So Zhang Chongli was like this, huddled at the gate of his villa in the cold wind of early autumn, licking the inner wounds while suffering the lonely night.
"Oh, it's only six o'clock in the morning, Brother Yu, who are you talking to? Ping Pong is so noisy. Just when Zhang Chongli was crying to Li Yu about what happened last night, Wang Xue was wearing cute plush pajamas at the moment, rubbing her eyes and coming down from the second floor.
The moment he saw Wang Xue, Zhang Chongli, who was still weak just now, was like drinking an angry mixture, and instantly turned into a mad beastman.
I saw him throw away the bread in his hand, and put on a desperate posture with this girl at Wang Xue: "Stinky girl, Lao Tzu fought with you!" β
Fortunately, Li Yu was quick and hugged Zhang Chongli's old waist, so that Zhang Chongli, who was in a state of rage, did not stab his future daughter-in-law.
The moment Wang Xue saw Zhang Chongli, she suddenly fell asleep, first hid her almost exposed smile, and then deliberately made a confused expression to look at Zhang Chongli and asked, "Master?" Why did you come back so early? β
"Aren't you going to fight Lili last night?"
"Kill you, a dead man's head! Stinky, you have to die today. Under the shackles of Li Yu, Zhang Chongli waved his fist angrily, and his voice was miserable and tragic.
This sudden noise suddenly woke up Luo Li, who was still sleeping.
When Luo Li saw Zhang Chongli's haggard appearance, he first showed a trace of distress, and then he couldn't hide the smile on the corner of his mouth.
On the other side, Wang Xue still deliberately pretended to be stupid: "I said, Master, why are you so fierce to others?" β
"What did they do wrong?"
Looking at Wang Xue's ignorant and innocent expression, Zhang Chongli was angry in his heart.
"Don't pretend to be innocent here, Lao Tzu has already understood, this matter is what you deliberately manipulated me." Zhang Chongli stared at Wang Xue angrily.
The murderous aura in his eyes, the deep hatred of the sea of blood that no family has annihilated, can't play such an effect.
Although Zhang Chongli is cheap, he likes to have convulsions when doing things, but he is not stupid.
Zhang Lili was introduced to herself by Wang Xue at the beginning, and she also deliberately explained that the two of them were high school girlfriends.
In other words, this girl knew what Zhang Lili herself was like from the beginning.
Damn, since you know that your best friend is a transport plane, you fucking deliberately introduced it to Lao Tzu, and deliberately took the photos of her so much that she didn't even know her own mother.
Isn't this an obvious trick for Zhang Chongli?
"Stinky girl, you still have to pretend to me, right?"
"You knew what Zhang Lili looked like from the beginning, and now you have to pretend to be stupid for me!"
When I thought of it, I had paid so much affection, spent so much money, and chatted with a transport plane every day until late at night, and kept my wife and husband calling each other.
Zhang Chongli only felt that his whole person was no longer clean.
Thinking about this whole thing on purpose, Wang Xue deliberately made it, Zhang Chongli only hated himself for not being ruthless at the beginning, and directly exploded this girl's head as a watermelon with a stick.
As soon as Wang Xue heard this, she was immediately happy, she shrugged her shoulders and said, "Oh, Master, don't make such a big fire." β
"I'll admit that I know Lili isn't very good-looking, and she's really big."
"But when I gave you her contact information, I didn't let you fall in love with anyone?"
"With your feet on your legs, in which direction are you going to go, can I still stop you?"
Speaking of this, the corners of Wang Xue's mouth raised again with a wicked smile: "What's more, I thought Master, you liked Lili's type~"
"Otherwise, why don't you let a fairy-like woman like my wife cherish it, but pursue virtual online dating?"
"You ......" Zhang Chongli was said by Wang Xue's words, and his blood surged, and he almost fell to the ground without high blood pressure.
"Li Yu, you let go of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is going to fight with her!" Zhang Chongli began to struggle again, but he was a powerless garbage, how could he get rid of Li Yu.
Li Yu also had a big face at the moment, so he could only smile bitterly and said to Zhang Chongli with relief: "Master, let's forget about this matter." β
"Xue'er is also your apprentice after all."
"No! Lao Tzu doesn't have such an apprentice, I have to kill her today! Hurry up and let me go, or you won't call me Master in the future. Zhang Chongli's attitude was quite resolute, and the amplitude of his body shaking became larger.
Seeing Zhang Chongli's attitude of not dying, Li Yuxian looked at Wang Xue with a pleading face: "Xue'er, you see that the master has been angry like this. β
"Or you can apologize to Master."
Wang Xue sneered: "Apologize to this dead scumbag?" Hum! No way! β
Wang Xue said, and couldn't help but look at Li Yu coldly: "Brother Yu, didn't you rest assured of what I said last night?" β
"I don't allow you to be a peacemaker, so you let this dead scumbag come and move me to take a look."
"You let it go now!" Wang Xue glared at Li Yu and said, "If you stop him again, I don't think I will talk to you in the future!" β
On one side is the teacher, on the other side is his fiancΓ©e, seeing that he is sandwiched between the master and Wang Xue, Li Yu really feels it at this moment, what is called a dilemma.
"This ......" Li Yu hesitated in place, and began to be at a loss for a while.
"Let it go!" Zhang Chongli and Wang Xue shouted in unison.
Li Yu was so frightened that he instantly let go of his hand.
Without the restraint of Li Yu, Zhang Chongli instantly performed a hand, what is called a tiger out of the box, and the armor is out of the cage.
"Stinky!" Zhang Chongli roared and rushed in the direction of Wang Xue.
Wang Xue looked at Zhang Chongli with a smile on her face, quietly watching the other party get closer and closer, as if she didn't pay attention to Zhang Chongli's murderous threat at all.
At the moment when Zhang Chongli was about to approach Wang Xue, a powerful momentum suddenly erupted around Wang Xue.
"What is this?" Zhang Chongli suddenly stopped, looked at Wang Xue with a frown, and was stunned for a few seconds before he slowly spoke: "You girl...... It's already the sixth level of the Qi refining period? β
Wang Xue snorted coldly and said, "It seems that the eyes are not blind." β
"Why are you able to cultivate so fast?" Zhang Chongli stared at Wang Xuedao with some astonishment.
The latter raised a smug smile: "What do you say? Miss Ben is a genius? β
"Or is it that Master, you have a unique vision and have chosen a suitable mind book and a suitable teacher for me?"
"Li Wentian!" Zhang Chongli roared loudly into the villa.
Hearing Shizun call his name, Li Wentian, who had been hiding in the dark and quietly watching the play, could only run to Zhang Chongli with a smile at this moment and said, "Shizun, are you looking for me?" β
"Why can this girl cultivate so fast?" Zhang Chongli glared at Li Wentian angrily and said.
The latter honestly scolded the back of his head: "Master, didn't you say that you want to teach her well?" β
"So I gave her some special training this week."
"But there is one thing to say, Wang Xue's talent is still first-class."
"Okay, okay, don't say any more." Zhang Chongli was tired, and hurriedly waved his hand at Li Wentian, signaling this fool to stay away from him.
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Chongli's intestines were about to regret it, and he originally wanted to improve Wang Xue's cultivation so that he could encounter less trouble after entering Mumeng Mountain.
So I chose a 100% fit for this girl with a divine heart method that fits the earth spirit root, and then found her a god transformation realm peak power who is also the earth spirit root to be a teacher.
Well, now that it's okay, in a week, Wang Xue's cultivation has reached the sixth level of the Qi refining period, how can he beat her?
Isn't this shooting yourself in the foot?
Without waiting for Zhang Chongli to get closer, Wang Xue took the initiative to walk to Zhang Chongli's side and said, "Master, what did you want to do to the little girl just now?" β
Originally, with Wang Xue's strength, Zhang Chongli could barely use the fact that he was a big man to speak cruelly about her.
And now, this girl has reached the sixth level of the qi refining period, let alone a weak rookie like Zhang Chongli.
Even if an ordinary macho man meets Wang Xue, he has to go straight and lie out.
Seeing Wang Xue's smiling appearance, Zhang Chongli secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
If you really do it with the stinky girl, it is estimated that people will be able to unload their arms with their backhands.
As the saying goes, those who know the times are Junjie.
Zhang Chongli decisively turned around and walked back to the sofa, scolding as he walked: "Stinky girl, the sixfold qi refining is amazing?" β
Looking at Zhang Chongli's cowardly and foul-mouthed appearance, everyone present wanted to laugh again, but they didn't dare to laugh.