Chapter 908: Heavenly King Lao Tzu has to block it when he comes
There were many onlookers and shopkeepers, and the streets were full of people.
But......
I always feel like something is missing!
What exactly?
Li Daoxuan woke up suddenly and remembered: "Hey, I said the onlookers, don't you smash something?" Use rotten eggs, cabbage and other things to smash bad eggs, so as to conform to the main theme and positive energy. ”
The common people sweated: "Hero! What about the drought, we don't have any eggs to eat, where will there be rotten eggs? Who is willing to put their eggs in stink? ”
"Yes, yes, there are not enough wild vegetables to eat, and there is no cabbage to smash people."
Li Daoxuan: "......"
It's stiff!
Li Daoxuan had no choice but to sigh: "Alas! The atmosphere is too inadequate. As for the problem of you not having anything to eat to smash people, I will solve it again soon, so please look forward to it. ”
After a while, King Fu's Mansion arrived.
The splendid Fuwang Mansion, its architectural specifications, are only a little worse than the Qin Wangfu, which is the first feudal in the world, but looking at the whole world, there is no problem in ranking second.
Usually, there is only a small team of guards at the gate of the palace, but recently the rogues have made a lot of trouble in Henan, and there are many refugees in Luoyang City. King Fu was afraid, so he recruited nearly a thousand idlers to guard the palace in shifts.
Therefore, in addition to a team of guards, there are also a large group of Jianghu men, and at a glance, the number of people is nearly hundred.
These people were bored, but suddenly heard the sound of people, and when they looked towards the street, they saw Li Daoxuan walking over with ten men from the rivers and lakes, and behind them there were a large number of passers-by who came to see the excitement.
The group of palace guards recognized Li Daoxuan at a glance: "Huh? Isn't that Xiao Qiushui, a wonder man in Shenzhou who often haunts with Mr. Bai? He is also a celebrity in front of the governor. Why did you bring ten charlatans over? ”
The guards had a slight turn in their minds and immediately guessed something.
They have been following King Fu for a long time, and they have seen a lot of things in the officialdom, and they know very well that the little guards should not offend people casually, otherwise the big officials will fight and the guards will take the pot.
Therefore, this small group of guards of the right brand was fine, and when they saw this situation, they retreated without saying a word, and two of them were separated, and they quickly entered the palace to report to King Fu.
However, the charlatans are not so smart.
A group of Jianghu men looked at this side and immediately became angry: "That's our people!" It looks like someone has beaten me. ”
"How dare you come to the palace to make trouble?"
Nearly 100 Jianghu men came over together.
As soon as they stepped forward, the people who followed Li Daoxuan were frightened, and with a bang, they retreated backwards.
Li Daoxuan sighed: "Black and astringent will be styled!" What kind of ability is it to only scare the common people? ”
"Where are you kidding? What are you going to pick on? A charlatan shouted.
Li Daoxuan: "These ten people, eating duck blood vermicelli soup on the street without giving money, and intimidating the boss, constitute the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, now I come to talk to King Fu about your discipline." ”
"Hahaha, it turned out to be duck blood vermicelli soup." A group of charlatans laughed: "Let's eat that kind of thing, when did we give money?" ”
Li Daoxuan: "I can't pretend that I didn't hear this. If you also don't pay for food, then I'll have to deal with it as well. The civil compensation of the civil compensation, the ...... of the criminal penalty"
Before he finished his sentence, a man from the rivers and lakes punched him with a punch: "Nonsense, let Lao Tzu lie down." ”
"Bang!"
With a heavy punch, Li Daoxuan stood motionless, and the man screamed miserably, holding his arm and squatting down......
Li Daoxuan: "Okay, you should be punished, let's have a labor camp for half a year first." ”
The rest of the charlatans were taken aback: this man didn't move when he stood still, why did our people squat down screaming miserably? Something is wrong?
"It's the Thirteenth Taibao Henglian!"
"Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt."
", isn't it? These two kung fu are used to deceive people, how can there really be this kind of kung fu? ”
"It doesn't matter if he's true or not, on board, nearly a hundred of us are still afraid of him?"
A group of charlatans pounced on them in unison.
So, the people who came over had fun watching it, only to hear the continuous sound of fists hitting people, I don't know how many people are beating Li Daoxuan, but the results of these people are without exception, they are all screaming, shaking their hands, and jumping their feet......
Li Daoxuan took a good time, knocked over one with his left punch, kicked one with his right kick, and muttered from time to time: "Half a year of labor reform, another half a year, and another ...... Uh-huh...... Yes, today's harvest is very good, and in the blink of an eye, nearly dozens of labor prisoners have been harvested, and this is all labor, happy and happy. ”
In a blink of an eye, a person fell to the ground at the gate of King Fu's Mansion.
There are only two dozen people who are not very willing to cause trouble, and the real Jianghu men did not join, they were watching the play from the beginning, so they did not fall to the ground now, and they could still stand and talk well.
Seeing that Li Daoxuan had knocked down so many people in such a simple and rude way, these twenty or so men couldn't help but gasp for more than two dozen mouthfuls of cold skin.
A man hugged his fists: "Young man is good at kung fu." ”
Li Daoxuan: "General, third in the world." ”
The man said: "We and them are not all the way, they eat overlord meals, but we don't eat them." ”
Li Daoxuan: "That's good." ”
The Jianghu man said: "But we took the money of King Fu and promised to guard the palace for him." Take people's money and eliminate disasters with others. You came to the gate of the palace, we are responsible, and we have to block you. It doesn't matter who you are, whether you take it or not, or how good you are. No matter who comes today, even if it's the king of heaven, we have to come out to stop it. ”
After speaking, the remaining twenty or so men put on a posture of preparing to defend the door of the mansion. After watching the big battle just now, they already knew that they were invincible, but they were still ready to defend the gate of the mansion, and they looked quite tragic.
Li Daoxuan smiled: "Not bad, there are rules!" If everyone abides by the rules of the rivers and lakes, how beautiful the world should be. However, when you do this, it seems that I am very unreasonable. ”
The man in the rivers and lakes actually said with a straight look: "In a place like King Fu's Mansion, it's better for the young man not to break in." Even if you defeat us all and succeed in storming the house, you will be guilty of a capital crime. When the imperial army surrounds him, even if the young man can fight again, it will be difficult to defeat the many officers and soldiers after all. ”
Li Daoxuan smiled: "I don't have to break in, King Fu is out." ”
Charlatan: "? ”
It turned out that Luoyang had already entered the field of vision of Li Daoxuan's box at this time, as long as Li Daoxuan used the "Follow" function, his sight was unhindered in the entire Luoyang City, and he could see wherever he wanted.
Across dozens of walls, I saw Zhu Changxun, the big fat man of three hundred pounds, running out he......