912 What to Do Now?
After doing some experiments with the Fuwang Mansion, Li Daoxuan began to try to grasp the ground clearance of the vacuum cleaner.
As long as the height is properly controlled, the suction power of the vacuum cleaner will not affect the building, as long as it is just enough to suck away the locusts.
A suck on East Street...... Call...... The whole street is clean.
Then change to West Street and smoke ......
Then switch to the governor's yamen and take a ......
By the way, the barracks of our militia regiment should also be sucked ......
Li Daoxuan is usually lazy, and the kitchen at home is too lazy to clean it, but he does a very good job of cleaning Luoyang City in the box.
It's called "I'm fucking lazy like a maggot when I'm doing business, I'm fucking intimately detailed when I'm playing games".
After a long period of operation, Luoyang City was sucked by him so that it was called a fine dust, and if there was another polishing and waxing, it would definitely shine.
Li Daoxuan took a look around, very good, call it a day!
Retract the air conditioner nozzle......
By the way, we have to take back the glasses, the glass bowls, the Alec boxes......
The people of Luoyang City have opened their eyes today.
The magic weapon of the immortal family collected the locusts in front of them. It's like Zhenyuan Daxian used his sleeve to collect Sun Wukong, as clean and neat.
The dust and debris in Luoyang City were also put away.
The air is horribly clean!
Some brave ordinary people pushed open the door and came out, looking at the sky blankly.
Then, they saw those huge transparent cups and transparent bowls, one after another, rising into the air and flying away, and the refugees who were covered in it regained their freedom, but did not move around, but knelt down on the spot with a "poof", and made a big gift to the sky: "Thank you for saving your life." ”
"No, isn't it strange that you are an immortal with a lord behind you?"
"What do you call that?"
"Tenjin-sama?"
"Immortal-sama?"
"Tianzun?"
The common people of the city poured into the streets, and all kinds of fancy worship in the air.
Li Daoxuan checked his silicone man with a magnifying glass, it was very good, he was not bitten by locusts, after all, this thing is a chemical product, and locusts out of instinct found that eating this thing would cause diarrhea, so he didn't dare to bite it.
Blow it!
He put it back in the box and put it at the door of King Fu's mansion.
King Fu and his entourage were still in the roofless gatehouse, holding the pillar with both hands, and they didn't dare to let go of it, for fear that the great magic weapon of the immortal family would come and suck it on them again.
They suddenly saw that Xiao Daxian flew down from the sky again, landing and standing firmly, his posture was exactly the same as when he flew into the sky, looking up at the sky, with a distant attitude.
Then, his eyes suddenly rolled, his head lowered again, and he reached out and knocked on the door of the Fu Wang's Mansion: "Okay, the locust plague has passed." King Fu, come out and talk about eating the overlord meal. ”
Fu Wang: "......"
Gonggong Zheng: "......"
Guards and charlatans: "......"
Quiet, an eerie silence.
"Bumper bumper!" The knocking continued.
King Fu's soul was frightened: "What should I do?" This king was so rude to his old man just now, and now this king does not dare to go out to talk. ”
Gonggong Zheng: "Lord, this ...... If you don't go, you have to go. If you don't go, Xiao Daxian will be annoyed that we will not see each other, and he will sacrifice the magic weapon of the immortal family from the sky...... The whole palace will be received into heaven. ”
King Fu fought all over his body: "How is this good, how is it good?" ”
He turned his head, glared at the group of troublesome men, and said angrily: "It's all you who hurt the king, what kind of overlord powder do you eat?" Can't you get out 10 pennies? Just for 10 money, you even dare to provoke the gods in the sky to this king? ”
The group of Jianghu men were also trembling with fright, the problem now is no longer a matter of 10 yuan, it is a question of what to do if you annoy the immortals.
Gonggong Zheng is a eunuch after all, and the level of "figuring out the will" is first-class, and suddenly a flash of inspiration: "Just now, Xiao Daxian could obviously use the magic weapon of the immortal family to collect us all to the sky, but his subordinates showed mercy and did not accept it, which shows that we are not guilty of a capital crime, and we can still remedy it, and we can still remedy it." ”
King Fu was overjoyed: "How to save?" ”
Gonggong Zheng: "That...... The Story of the Guilty Plea ......"
King Fu suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, please take the blame!" ”
He turned his head and said to the guards, "Fight!" ”
The guards understood, brushed the ground and jumped over, and beat the group of troublesome men in a violent manner.
The group of men also knew that they had caused a big disaster, so they didn't dare to resist at all, and they were willing to be beaten, and in a blink of an eye, they were all beaten into a miserable appearance.
Gonggong Zheng said in a low voice: "I recruited these people, and I have to take responsibility." After saying that, he stretched out his left hand and said to the guard next to him, "Do me a favor and interrupt it." ”
Guard Khan: "Really fighting? ”
Gonggong Zheng: "Fight! It is better to take an arm and go out on an errand than to be taken up to the sky like a locust by the gods. ”
The guard gritted his teeth and swung his stick.
With a click, Gonggong Zheng's left arm was broken, and he gritted his teeth and held his arm up: "Okay, I can also make an errand." ”
After speaking, he turned his head to look at King Fu.
King Fu gasped for a mouthful of cold skin.
He is the blessed king, the third son of Zhu Yijun of Mingshenzong, the most favored son of Shenzong, although he did not become the emperor, he was treated with a very high standard. Even the etiquette system is a few levels higher than that of other princes, and it is absolutely impossible for him to be wronged by mortals.
But he annoyed the immortals, and the Mingshen Sect couldn't help him.
King Fu thought about it, and finally confessed, he picked a good-looking pillar, hit the ground and hit it, the strength was controlled, and he didn't kill himself, but he hit his head and bled out.
Blood ran down his face, half red in the blink of an eye.
King Fu: "That's ...... This can be handed over, right? ”
Gonggong Zheng's arm was broken, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain: "It should be ...... OK...... ......."
So, a group of people hummed in pain, and walked out in all kinds of strange shapes.
"Squeak!"
The gate of the palace opened, and King Fu, whose head was bleeding, appeared in front of Li Daoxuan with a group of people who were seriously injured in a fancy way.
Li Daoxuan had already used "attention" to see what they were doing, but he pretended not to know, and said "yo": "Lord Wang, what's wrong with you?" ”
King Fu cried and said, "Xiao ...... Siu Tai Sin ......"
Li Daoxuan: "Immortal? What immortals? I don't know what immortals. ”
"Ahh Xiao Qixia. King Fu hurriedly resumed his salutation: "When the locust plague came just now, this king ...... Cough...... I thought about it carefully in the house. The solutions you have just proposed are all very reasonable. Lose money, you must lose money, in the next will carefully interrogate these charlatans, who eats and takes cards, and causes losses to the people, all double. Yes! No, full 100 times the compensation. ”