In the summer of the eighth year of Chongzhen, there was a big locust plague, and the native villains of Gaojia Village collectively went out to persuade Gao Yingxiang to return to the village, but failed! All the staff were sad and returned to Gaojia Village.

Meanwhile......

Xi'an Mansion!

In the backyard of the Qin Palace, dozens of dead soldiers of the palace carried a black hemp bag into the palace from the back garden, and their actions were sneaky, and they didn't look like they were doing a good deed.

The maids, slaves, and eunuchs who saw this scene along the way covered their faces and hid far away, not daring to mix at all, not even daring to take a second look.

They understood that His Royal Highness did not even dispatch his own guards, but dispatched the dead to do things! It can be seen that this matter must be very secretive, and those who know it are afraid that it will not be better, and it is safer not to mix it.

At this time, Zhu Cunji was having dinner with the princess, and a henchman eunuch slipped in and said in a low voice: "Your Royal Highness, they are back." ”

"Coming back?" Zhu Cunji was overjoyed, patted his ass and ran to the backyard.

The princess couldn't help but ask worriedly: "Husband, don't forget what Tianzun is watching in the sky, you do things...... Available ...... Keep the rules and don't mess around like you did when you were younger. ”

Zhu Cunji smiled: "Don't worry, although what I did can't see the light, but I can see Tianzun." ”

A huge question mark slowly jumped out of the princess's head, she didn't want to mix with her stupid husband to do stupid things, but now her curiosity has risen, and she doesn't even eat, and she jumps up at the mention of her skirt: "I'll go and see it too." ”

Zhu Cunji said: "It's okay if you come, you can hide this matter from anyone, but you can't hide it, otherwise I will be very uncomfortable to be cuckolded." ”

The princess was angry: "What do you mean? Do you think of me as a woman who doesn't abide by women's morals, a watery poplar? How could I possibly cuckold you. ”

Zhu Cunji: "Don't be angry, just follow me to see." ”

How can the princess not be angry, just now, no woman can not be angry after listening to what she said, and her cheeks bulging followed behind.

After a while, the back garden arrived, and the dead had already moved the black hemp cloth bag into the underground chamber.

The henchman eunuch opened the door of the secret room and took the prince and the princess into it. A group of dead soldiers jumped out of the flowers and trees in the garden and stood guard at the door of the secret room with weapons.

When the princess saw this battle, she panicked even more, what was the stupid husband doing? I'm so panicked, the kind that can't be panicked, Tianzun won't slap his stupid husband to death when he sees this scene, right?

Scared, I finally walked to the middle of the secret room.

Several dead soldiers waited here for a long time, and when they saw the prince, they hurriedly saluted: "Your Royal Highness, the villains are fortunate to have brought you back." ”

When the princess heard this, she glanced at the black hemp cloth bag on the ground, and was shocked: "You can't kidnap a beautiful girl and come back, right?" Oh, my God! Tianzun hated people doing this kind of thing the most, and when he knew about it, he slapped him down. ”

Zhu Cunji: "Hmph! Who am I? Is my pursuit only for beautiful girls? Superficial, simply superficial. ”

Princess: "? ”

Zhu Cunji snorted: "Open the pocket." ”

The henchman eunuch squatted down, quickly untied the rope, and pulled the black pocket down, revealing a human head, not a pretty girl, but a middle-aged man.

The princess looked at it, and immediately gasped, the person in the pocket looked nine points similar to Zhu Cunji. The only difference is temperament, Zhu Cunji's temperament is funny, unreliable, and the temperament of a middle-aged person.

And the temperament of the person in this cloth bag is earthy, and his face is sad, and he knows at a glance that he has had a bad time before.

Princess: "Huh? Ahh Who is this? ”

Zhu Cunji smiled: "His name is Zhao Si, a native of Yaozhou, Shaanxi, who was originally a poor actor and was half a life. A few days ago, our train went to Yaozhou, and my people saw him when they were watching a play in Yaozhou, hehehehehe. ”

The princess was anxious: "Then what are you going to do when you tie him back?" ”

Zhu Cunji: "Tie? I'm not tied! ”

He said to Zhao Si: "Tell the princess, how did you come here?" ”

Then Zhao Si hurriedly gave a big salute to the princess: "The villain came voluntarily, and His Royal Highness told the villain that because the villain looks exactly the same as His Royal Highness the prince and knows how to act, let the villain come to the palace to do some work." His Royal Highness promised the villain a very high salary, and the villain came willingly. ”

Princess: "Silk! ”

She wasn't stupid, she already vaguely understood what her stupid husband was going to do.

Zhu Cunji grinned: "Zhao Si, you should be able to guess what I brought you here for, right?" ”

Zhao Si: "Understood! His Royal Highness needs a villain as a stand-in to prevent assassins from assassining or something. ”

"Hahaha, assassination?" Zhu Cunji laughed: "Assassination or something, this son is not afraid, this is Xi'an Mansion." Tianzun territory! How would anyone dare to assassinate this son here? ”

Zhao Si looked confused: "Then, the villain is here?" ”

Zhu Cunji: "This son wants to travel all over the world!" You can just stay in Xi'an and enjoy all the glory and wealth that this son usually enjoys. Eat what you want, play what you want, and spend money lavishly is like this life. ”

Zhao Si: "......"

Princess: "......"

Zhu Cunji said: "If you want to act like, you must be extravagant, squandering, empty, restless and degenerate...... Anyway, how to live without a soul, you can live as you want. ”

Everyone: "!! ”

Zhu Cunji turned his head to his henchman eunuch and said: "From today on, you will teach him all kinds of rules in the palace in this secret room, conversation, manners, tone of voice, expression and attitude, habits and hobbies of this world, everything must be exactly the same as this world." ”

Confidant eunuch: "Obey!" ”

Zhu Cunji: "Let's go get a bowl of shark fin for Zhao Si to practice first...... Let him get used to it. ”

The eunuch hurriedly went, and after a while, he held a bowl of freshly made shark fin, put it in a delicate tray, and brought it to Zhao Si.

Zhao Si was excited for a while, he had never eaten such a good thing in his life.

Both hands to catch it, afraid of spilling a drop......

Zhu Cunji was furious: "It can't be like this, this kind of tattered thing, you can't show such a precious appearance, take it with one hand at will, it doesn't matter if you spill it." ”

Zhao Si Khan: "This ......"

Well, quickly switch to one hand and hold it up casually. I took a small bite, and a delicacy that I had never tasted before spread in my mouth.

He was about to say "delicious", when he heard Zhu Cunji say angrily: "What do you mean by this expression?" Crooked his mouth, spit it out, said 'It's so unpalatable', and then scolded the chef for not growing his skills. ”

Zhao Si couldn't cry or laugh, and thought to himself: It's so difficult to play such an awkward person as Shizi.