Chapter 987: Diplomacy? Blending?
A small pirate ship came to the outside of Dinghai Port in Zhoushan.
When it was still far away from the port, the 20-meter patrol electric boat in Gaojia Village immediately rushed to meet it.
Wild boats are not allowed to approach Dinghai Harbor.
Because Zhoushan Dinghai Port is now being built according to the standards of a military port, the main naval force of Gaojia Village is moored in it, and a shipyard is still being built next to it, where steam iron decks will be produced, and it is full of secrets.
Shall a foreign boat be allowed to come near and peep?
As soon as the electric boat approached, the people on the pirate ship waved their flags desperately and made a picture of wanting to talk.
At this time, the sailors of Gaojia Village also learned a lot of common flag language from the pirates of the labor camp, and there were also labor camp pirates on the ship to help at any time, so the flag language has begun to be no problem.
The ship replied with a flag and agreed to talk.
After a while, the people on the opposite pirate ship came over.
The person who came from the pirate ship was a black-haired, yellow-skinned man, but the clothes he was wearing were outrageous, and he was actually a suit, pretending to be a gentleman with a polite appearance.
Needless to say, this must have been learned from Franc.
The captain of the ship in Gaojia Village is a junior high school dropout, although he failed to graduate, but he has learned the "Book of Heaven" given by Tianzun, and his vision and knowledge are comparable to ordinary people. What advice do you have for coming to my Zhoushan Island? ”
The guy in the suit pretended to be forced and said: "I am the last hero in the Eighteen Zhi, the steward under Lord Liu Xiang Liu, and I am usually responsible for some diplomatic work for Brother Liu Xiang." ”
"Oh?" The captain was happy: "Diplomacy? The word diplomacy can only be used between countries, when can it be used between pirates and pirates? You still change it to ...... Let's blend it. ”
The guy in the suit was stunned, hey: this guy is not an ordinary pirate leader, he is actually knowledgeable and educated.
He made up his mind: "It doesn't matter what words you use to call me, just know what I do." ”
Captain: "Oh, so you're here to get us?" ”
Guy in a suit: "Ahem! Let's just say that. Brother Liu Xiang, in his life, is determined to make friends with all the heroes and heroes in the world, and they are all brothers within the seven seas. I don't know where it was, but I inadvertently offended my brothers with colorful flags, and I ask for forgiveness. ”
The captain secretly rejoiced in his heart: Yo, you lowered your posture to negotiate peace?
Guy in a suit: "Brother Liu Xiang has some old brothers and old subordinates on Zhoushan Island and Shengsi Island, one is called Swordsman and the other is called Aries." They all seem to have been captured by you...... They are important subordinates of Brother Liu Xiang, if you can, please raise your noble hand and hand them back to us, we are willing to pay a sum of money......"
The captain shook his head without hesitation: "No! They have committed piracy, they have been arrested, they cannot be released, and they cannot buy them with money. ”
The guy in the suit was stunned: "What is the crime of piracy?" ”
The captain recited with a blank face: "The crime of piracy is the crime of driving a ship without the permission, approval or subordination of the navy of any belligerent country, with the intention of violently coercing other ships or persons or things on board other vessels. ”
Guy in a suit: "!! ”
What the fuck, what the hell? Still a set? Really reciting the law?
What kind of strange law is this? I've never heard of it.
The guy in the suit didn't say anything, but his expression was disagreeing with this law.
The captain snorted and said, "I know you don't agree with this law, actually...... I don't really agree with that. ”
Guy in a suit: "Huh? ”
I didn't expect the other party to disagree, you don't agree and still execute a fart?
Just as he was thinking of this, he saw the captain grinning and said, "Why is it so troublesome, what is not guilty, if you catch the pirate, you can shoot it directly." It is really redundant to get a law to stipulate the charges and re-educate through labor. Shoot, shoot them all. ”
Guy in a suit: "!! ”
The captain's tone changed again: "Alright, what else do you have to say?" ”
The guy in the suit frowned slightly: "Who is the boss?" ”
The captain said proudly, "Our boss called Xuan Tianzun. ”
The guy in the suit thought to himself: This boss's name is similar to the lifeless mother of the White Lotus Sect, it seems that he is a group of cult madmen who are not afraid of death. This kind of madman is the most difficult to deal with, he is not afraid of death at all when he fights, shouting "lifeless old mother, vacuum hometown", and then bury his head in the rain of guns and arrows and rush forward, the thief is terrifying.
But......
No matter how you are not afraid of death, you will die if you are bombarded by artillery.
The guy in the suit didn't think that this group of newcomers could be better than Liu Xiang, he just whispered just now, he just wanted the two of them to get it back at a low cost, and then play hard after getting it back.
I didn't expect the other party to give face, so I would tear my face.
The guy in the suit snorted coldly, "Okay! Hang the colorful flags! Our big brother Liu Xiang has never provoked you, as soon as you come, you will shout and kill, arrest our people, and occupy our island, which is too shameless. You go back and say a word to your Tianzun, quickly hand over the swordsman and the white sheep, and withdraw from the Zhoushan Islands, our big brother Liu Xiang can act as if this incident did not happen, otherwise...... In the future, all ships with colorful flags will have to be careful for us on this sea. ”
The captain smiled: "I don't need to inform Tianzun of his old man about this, I can reply to you myself...... We're so scared, so scared, hahahaha. ”
The sailors behind him, along with the labor campers, also laughed: "We are so scared, so scared, we dare not sleep at night." ”
The guy in the suit was angry: "A group of chicks who don't know the height of the sky!" Our big brother Liu Xiang is covered by the Franco machine man behind him, how big is the Lang machine man's ship, I'm afraid you don't know yet? You can only be arrogant for a while. ”
The captain snorted and said: "If you speak well, I will treat you as a messenger, if you put the curse words of the chick or something, I will not be a messenger for you, when you are picking quarrels and provoking trouble." The two countries exchanged troops just without cutting them down, but they didn't say that they didn't cut off the guys who came to the door to pick quarrels and provoke trouble...... Then ...... Hey, hey, hey......"
These words frightened the guy in the suit, and he really didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he snorted and said, "Okay, don't speculate for more than half a sentence, you guys do it yourself." ”
With that, he returned to his little pirate ship and headed south.
The captain of Gaojiacun behind him picked up an iron shouting microphone and shouted loudly into the pirate ship: "Tell Liu Xiang that he has also committed piracy, wait for us to arrest him, if he doesn't want to be shot, he can jump into the sea and commit suicide, and choose an elegant way to die." ”
The guy in the suit was angry, but he came to be a lobbyist on a boat, and he had no combat power, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only fly away with his tail between his legs.