Chapter 1150: I Want to Shoot Commercials Too
Ordinary people suddenly found that in recent days, the advertisements on TV sets have suddenly become richer.
In the past, a few minutes before the start of Gaojia News, only the advertisement "Warm and Sleepy Woolen Sweater" was played repeatedly, and everyone was going to watch the numbness.
But since the addition of Sanniang brand down jackets, other businessmen have finally reacted that this advertising time is not exclusive to being warm and sleepy, but can be spent to fight for it.
As a result, all kinds of advertisements began to be enriched.
"Xianchuan brand seafood, the bank has rented the cargo hold of Xianchuan to bring back the seafood from Zhoushan Island for you as soon as possible, ensuring that every sea fish is fresh when it reaches your mouth."
"Come quickly, Sichuan-style hot and sour noodles, the latest snack from Sichuan, even Tianzun said it was good to eat it."
Advertisements are flying all over the TV......
Gaojia News is in front and behind.
Then there are also the front and back of the "Zhao Sheng's Agricultural Prosperity Sutra" program.
Even the "Shi Kefa Popularization Law", which is not loved by many people, is also available before and after.
The village bank of Gaojia Village has made a lot of money on advertising.
At the same time, a group of well-known actors led by Chen Yuanyuan also got a soft deal in advertising fees.
However, there is one well-known actor who seems a little lonely...... He couldn't get any advertising money for a copper plate.
He is: Chen Qianhu!
The most vicious bad guy in history, he did all the bad things in the world, how could he get advertisements?
Chen Qianhu sat on the stage of Huahua World Star Office, looking lonely at other actors rehearsing their commercials, and couldn't help but sigh leisurely.
Old Nanfeng sat down next to him and said with a smile: "Brother, are you still jealous of that little money?" ”
Chen Qianhu: "Brother Nanfeng, I'm not short of money, I'm just depressed." They all have people invited to shoot commercials, and they all look so handsome on the screen, only me, and none of them can look up to it, they all think I'm too fierce. ”
Old Nanfeng laughed: "You are a soldier, what do you want a soldier to do with such a pink and soft image?" It's good to be fierce. ”
Chen Qianhu: "However, I also want to dress up handsomely, wear beautiful clothes, hold a daily necessities, smile at the audience in front of the TV, and say to them, Chen Qianhu recommends you to buy this." ”
As the two were talking about this, they suddenly saw a man dressed in a merchant's clothes come over and make a big salute to Chen Qianhu: "Excuse me, are you Chen Qianhu?" ”
Chen Qianhu pointed to his face: "Look, look, who else is wearing this face?" ”
The merchant looked left and right, and then gasped backwards: "Sure enough, it's Chen Qianhu himself, what a terrible expression." ”
Chen Qianhu rolled his eyes: "What's the matter with me?" Say it. ”
He rolled his eyes and looked terrifying, as if he was going to jump up and slash people with a knife at any time, so frightened that the merchant stepped back several steps, and only relieved himself after a few seconds: "Ahem, here's the thing, I want you to shoot an advertisement." ”
"What?" Chen Qianhu was taken aback and jumped up suddenly.
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The merchant was frightened by his jumping movements, turned around and ran: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to you, I'll get away immediately." ”
"Come back!" Chen Qianhu hurriedly shouted: "Come back immediately." ”
How dare the merchant not listen, he ran backwards, brushed the ground and ran back to Chen Qianhu, and said in a trembling voice: "No...... Don't kill me......"
Chen Qianhu's face is now full of joy and happiness, but in the eyes of others, his smile is also a hideous smile, and it is the feeling that the evil villain is making an arrogant smirk.
Chen Qianhu laughed and said: "You actually came to me to shoot an advertisement, you have a vision, hahaha, you are so discerning, I am very satisfied, no matter what the advertisement is, I will accept it." ”
The merchant was surprised: "Huh? Did you pick it up? ”
Chen Qianhu: "Of course I took it!" Hmph, this is also a big challenge in my acting career, finally, I want to play a person with a passable image and temperament and sell goods to the audience, right? Hahahaha, how long have I been waiting for this day, do you know? ”
After laughing, his expression sank, and he asked seriously, "What kind of advertisement is it?" How am I going to act? ”
The merchant "coughed" and said: "It is an insecticide given by Tianzun, and the village committee decided to hand it over to me for distribution, and I named it 'Locust Killing Spirit', and I am going to ask you to shoot it, which is the locust killing spirit advertisement." ”
Chen Qianhu's smile froze instantly, he began to feel that something was wrong, and asked cautiously, "What am I playing in it?" ”
The merchant brushed the ground and found a bottle of locust killing spirit, and said to Chen Qianhu: "Please put on a costume similar to this bottle, hold a spear in your hand, and chase down a large group of actors wearing locust clothes." ”
Chen Qianhu: "!! ”
The merchant said: "I have already written the script, first of all, a group of actors dressed in locust clothes appear, they destroy the crops, while singing 'we are vermin, we are vermin', and then you appear, you sing, 'Righteous locust killing, righteous locust killing, you must kill the pests, kill, kill', and then you raise your spear, kill the locust swarm, and kill them all over the place, with a fierce action and a ruthless expression." If you want to be murderous and intimidating at first glance, this role is perfect for you. ”
Chen Qianhu: "Poof! ”
With a scream, Chen Qianhu fell.
Lao Nanfeng kicked Chen Qianhu's waist with his foot: "Hey, get up, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, you have just promised this businessman to take his advertisement." A manly man, he will do what he promises to others. ”
Chen Qianhu rolled all over the ground: "I don't want to be a man anymore, I want to be a laipi, I can't accept such an advertisement." ”
Lao Nanfeng was furious: "Give it to Lao Tzu immediately!" Damn, big old man, what's the little emotion? Still relaipi? What a man says is like water that has been spilled, and it must never be taken back. ”
As soon as the old Nanfeng was angry, Chen Qianhu's ferocity instantly turned into a pediatrician, and he got up cowardly and drooped his head: "I'll act, just act." ”
When the businessman saw this scene, he couldn't help muttering in his heart: It turns out that the old Nanfeng general is the real ruthless character, the anger and roar just now is so terrible, even Chen Qianhu instantly turned into a little obedient, ahhhh
The businessman ran away, and Chen Qianhu hurriedly slipped away: "You wait for me, I'll discuss with you about shooting advertisements." ”
Businessmen don't wait for talents, and they run fast.
Chen Qianhu also chased fast.
The two of them ran out of the star office as if they were flying, ran and chased each other on the street, and went far away in an instant.
A few days later, a new legend came out: Chen Qianhu chased down a poor merchant on the street and chased him out of the street for five ......
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