Wang Weizhang, the governor of Sichuan, looked at these colorful spearmen in front of him, and his mood was extremely complicated: "General Ran! ”

He arched his hand at Ran Ke, and then said in a sour tone: "Last time, the official asked General Ran to go out of the mountain to help, General Ran flatly refused, I didn't expect that Chengdu would be in trouble today, but General Ran generously came to help, it seems that General Ran still has me as a little governor in his heart." ”

When he said "You have me in your heart", the actual meaning can be understood by fools, which is sour: "You give him face but don't give me face, you don't have me in your heart." ”

Ran Ke smiled, and really didn't give the governor face: "Lord Governor, when you were in power, all the benefits were given to the Han people, but you didn't give me any benefits from the Tujia family in Kaixian County." When it's time to fight, you think of General Ben? How can there be such a good thing. ”

Wang Weizhang: "......"

Ran Ke: "General Ben didn't come to Chengdu this time to help you. I just want to clean up the rogues as soon as possible, so that they don't have to run around, which affects the wealth of the Tujia people in Kaixian County. ”

Wang Weizhang was choked by him, shook his sleeves angrily, and only dared to scold in his heart: Hmph! Barbarians in the mountains.

After scolding, he turned his head to look at the Miao Xuanfu envoy from Peng Shui, and was about to say something, but the Miao leader snorted and turned his head away.

Wang Weizhang: "......"

He grew up in the beautiful Enshi Grand Canyon, where there were never rogues in that place, and he had a good temper, and he waved at Wang Weizhang in a faint mood: "Hello Governor." ”

Wang Weizhang looked at it, and finally came to someone who could speak, and he was moved: "General, you still care about the court,"

Enshi Xuanfu's hand moved out from behind, and he was still carrying a piece of fragrant Enshi old bacon in his hand, stuffed it into Wang Weizhang's hand, and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, the governor will also come to taste, the first batch of products of our Enshi pig factory and pork processing factory, Enshi's specialty old bacon, is fragrant...... If you think it's delicious, be sure to remember to buy it back. ”

Wang Weizhang: "??? ”

What's the situation, what does it feel wrong?

Enshi Xuanfu quickly jumped on the city wall and shouted at the people who came to see the excitement: "Rich Chengdu people, have you ever eaten authentic Enshi old bacon?" Surely I haven't eaten it, right? But don't worry, you will be able to eat it in the future, our factory has been built, and our products will be shipped soon, so you should buy more. You see, we Enshi people treat you as a family, we have all come to help you defend the city, we have the old bacon produced there, you can buy a few pieces...... This is called "Etiquette Exchange", which was taught to me by a very learned Han person. ”

Wang Weizhang: "Poof! Drag that guy off the walls. ”

Who dares to drag the Miao toast? Don't want to live anymore?

Although people are advertising very comically now, there is a row of Miao soldiers behind them, all of whom are copying waist knives, and they are violent. They are not as easy to control as the Han officials, and if they provoke them, they will turn their faces, and the governor will not give them face.

Wang Weizhang's men hid far away.

I saw a row of Miao soldiers jumping out of the ground behind Enshi Xuanfu, each holding a piece of old bacon in their hands, dancing on the north city wall of Chengdu, dancing and singing: "The old bacon in my hometown, the fragrant DC oil, you don't want to go after a bite, don't buy what are you waiting for......"

When Ran Ke saw this scene, he was also stupid: "Oh, can you still advertise like this?" Whoever taught him, he has never seen the world like me, and he will definitely not think of this trick. ”

The lying rabbit came out from behind and wiped the sweat on his face: "The fifth year of high school, Zheng Daniu, and Zheng Gouzi are not so smart, they can't do this trick, there must be more powerful people in our village who have entered Sichuan, ah, it must be the third steward who has entered Sichuan." ”

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"Ahh Thirty-two, who was building a pig factory in Enzu County, sneezed and said to the Miao people in front of him: "I don't know who is thinking about me, haha, come on, let's continue to say, the most important thing in raising pigs is to prevent plague, we must do a good job in the hygiene of the pigsty, don't think that pigs are dirty animals and do not clean the pigsty, we must clean and manage diligently, which is called [be prepared]." ”

Wang Weizhang was furious: "Is there a mistake? We were still fighting here just now, and the artillery was blazing, so what kind of mess did you make as soon as you came? As for the war, be serious to this official. ”

Enshi Xuanfu envoy: "The thieves have retreated, and our reinforcements have to be stationed in Chengdu for two days to observe and observe before continuing to decide how to act, what's the matter?" Do you want us to come all the way and jump straight into the next battle without taking a break? If you do, I will take my troops back to the mountains. ”

Wang Weizhang: "......"

Kaixian Xuanfu envoy Ran Ke will also come to his senses, and said: "That's it, I'm going back to the mountain too." ”

A group of propaganda envoys: "It's too inhumane, let's go back to the mountain." ”

Wang Weizhang: "Huh? Cannot! Don't go back, the battle isn't over yet. If you want to rest, then rest well. ”

Enshi Xuanfu envoy: "That's not enough, we Miao people, we have to sing and dance when we rest." ”

Wang Weizhang: "......"

Enshi Xuanfu waved his hand and said to his subordinates: "Then play music, then dance." ”

So, the Miao soldiers continued to jump up on the city wall again: "The old bacon in my hometown, the fragrant DC oil......"

Ran Ke gritted his teeth: "No, our Tujia family can't lose, brothers, go up and jump." ”

One of his subordinates came over: "We didn't bring any merchandise." ”

Ran Ke: "What about the marching bunks you brought?" Isn't it Sealand Cap? Take it out and jump up. ”

The Kaixian soldiers suddenly realized, hurriedly opened the package, and took out their own covers, this is the Xilankapu bed after bed.

Rush to the city wall, occupy a good position, wave the Sealand Cap, sing and dance, and the advertisements go up in waves......

Wang Weizhang was very angry: "These people are not here to fight at all, they are here to sell things, a group of shameful businessmen, a group of shameful businessmen." He rushed in front of Qin Liangyu with an arrow: "Old General Qin, you have to take care of these guys, only what you say, they are willing to listen." ”

Qin Liangyu shrugged his shoulders: "The thief army has retreated, now Chengdu is temporarily safe, the next battle plan has not yet been formulated, everyone is in this interval, sell the products of your hometown, so that the people of your hometown can earn a few copper coins, why not?" Fighting a war is a serious matter, but life is also serious. ”

Wang Weizhang: "......"

Qin Liangyu glanced at a soldier behind him: "It's time for our stone pillar to take out our things." ”

As a result, Shizhu also joined the advertising war: "Shizhu Coptis chinensis, with excellent quality, welcomes traditional Chinese medicine merchants in Chengdu to come and purchase." ”

Wang Weizhang: "Poof! ”

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