Chapter 259: Honey, I Miss You
Do you know? Mr. Lin Taipinglin, you are still as insidious, despicable and shameless as ever!
A light and clever sentence, seemingly a casual evaluation, but like a boulder thrown into the seawater, suddenly set off a frenzy of waves, the entire deck was silent at first, everyone was stunned as if they had been beaten with a stick, and then they heard exclamations and noisy discussions, and dozens of pairs of eyes focused on Lin Taiping at the same time.
Overjoyed, Baron Augustus was overjoyed, looking at the enthusiastic eyes of President Darkmoon, it was as if he wanted to pounce on him and kiss him, but President Darkmoon, who said the above comments, still sat in place expressionlessly, as if what he said just now had nothing to do with her.
"Wait, what do you mean as always?" In the chaos, Angelina suddenly caught this keyword, and couldn't help but turn her head to look at Lin Taiping, the dark creatures were even more strange, why did it sound, this Dark Moon President seemed to have dealt with Lin before, and although her voice sounded calm, there was a trace of strange love changes.
"You ask me, who do I ask?" Lin Taiping was also stunned, and couldn't help touching his chin and said, "Okay, it's also a very distressing thing for one person to have too many enemies, maybe I once complained about this with a poisonous tongue...... Hey, hey, why are you looking at me like that, and with such weird eyes?"
Hell, if it's not weird, a large group of dark creatures looked at each other, and couldn't help but think of a lot of bloody pictures - what, first of all, this Dark Moon President is a woman, yes, secondly, Lin is a man, and he is a man who likes to talk about flowers, yes, and then, maybe it was in a certain year that they met at first sight, and then Lin abandoned it after getting each other's flesh. Then the abandoned Darkmoon President became angry and tried to be strong, and eventually became a big man determined to take revenge......
"Abandon you from the beginning to the end!" Lin Taiping couldn't help but look at the sky speechlessly, and suddenly had an urge to shoot all these imaginative guys away, but the problem was that although he had been thinking hard, he still couldn't remember when he had met this Dark Moon Leader, and he had left such a bad impression on the other party.
"Don't explain, it doesn't need to be explained at all. Unlike his distress, Baron Augustus was in a very good mood right now, and he even looked at President Darkmoon while the iron was hot, and said, "Yes." Darkmoon, you're right, that damn yellow-skinned monkey is a despicable bastard. β
"Yes, he's that bastard. The Dark Moon Chairman nodded slightly, his face hidden in the shadows seemed to be a little excited, and even his voice became sharper, "The belly is black and sinister, despicable, shameless, and irresponsible. And the most hateful thing is that this guy never keeps his promise, just over a year ago, he promised to give me a baby. But it hasn't been done until now!"
"Yes, yes, he never kept his word. Augustus, of course, echoed and agreed, and was so happy that he was about to float. "It's unforgivable, this despicable and shameless bastard who hasn't given you a baby until now...... Belch. Wait, have a baby?"
Halfway through the words, Augustus himself was stunned, and opened his mouth involuntarily, and the surrounding lords were even more dumbfounded, wondering if there was something wrong with their ears, etc., did we hear it wrong just now, as if they were discussing the issue of having children?
Have a baby?have a baby?
In an instant, everyone's eyes were focused on Lin Taiping, the dark creatures were also full of strange faces, Angelina was stunned at first, and suddenly she didn't know what to think, and rolled up her sleeves with a flushed face: "Damn, Xiao Linzi, you actually want to have a child with this guy of unknown origin?"
Tears flowed, Lin Taiping was really in tears, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "Your uncle......!
Well, a few seconds later, as if thinking of something unbelievable, Lin Taiping suddenly couldn't help but tremble slightly, and suddenly looked up at the Dark Moon President opposite: "Wait, don't tell me sΓΉ, you are ...... You are...... You're ......"
In an instant, President Dark Moon suddenly stood up very happily, and the neutral voice that had been changed by magic suddenly became charming and delicate, and just a few seconds later, in the eyes of everyone who were stunned, she suddenly ripped off her blood-colored robe and pounced on Lin Taiping like a fierce beast.
"Lin, be careful!" Angelina and the dark creatures were taken aback, and suddenly rushed to the rescue with a change of color on their faces, and then they sawβ
With a bang, President Dark Moon threw herself directly into Lin Taiping's arms, two slender jade hands hooked his neck, his feet completely left the ground, swinging around like a swing, this is nothing, while swinging so happily, she actually rubbed her head desperately in Lin Taiping's arms, gritting her teeth while rubbing: "Damn......! of seeds?"
What's going on? What is this? The dark creatures and lords present collectively dislocated their jaws, etc., how could this be, why did the Darkmoon Leader suddenly turn hatred into love, and even more unbelievable, this Darkmoon Leader was not a human, but a dark-skinned man with pointed ears...... Dark elves?
That's right, the Dark Moon President who ripped off his robe and exposed to the sunlight was a typical dark elf, not only her, but even the Dark Moon assassins who came with her, after tearing off the robes at this moment, they also showed the slender and slender figure of the dark elves, at this moment, these dark elves were all surrounding Lin Taiping, chattering with smiles on their faces, making it impossible to hear what they were talking at all.
Baron Augustus was completely petrified, and after a few seconds, he felt his heart shattered, no one cared if President Darkmoon was a dark elf or not, but the question was, shouldn't this strong man hate the yellow-skinned monkey deeply, shouldn't she have only me in her heart, and agree to my marriage proposal in the near future, and become my loyal and reliable subordinate?
Well, if there is anyone else who can keep calm at this time, then only Lin Taiping is left!
Looking at the beautiful royal sister swinging in his arms, he touched his chin speechlessly, and couldn't help rubbing the other party's black hair, and finally said with a strange face: "Uh, I should have thought that the assassin who can assassinate the Duke of Bloodsa silently should of course be the dark elf clan who are best at stealth assassination......"
"That's because you didn't take me to heart at all, damn fellow. Ye Ge looked at him very resentfully, and his two pointed ears stood up straight, "Say, is it a good time in the chaotic sea, think about it, with such a beautiful mermaid with you, have you already secretly given birth to a child, I just smelled the smell of milk powder on that mermaid." β
"Wait, what's the matter with me?" Angelina was still biting her tail in a daze, when she suddenly heard that she was lying down and was shot, and immediately waved her fishtail in protest, "I have milk powder on me, that's because Nancy needs ...... Enough, that's not the point at all, the point is, Xiaolinzi, who the hell is this stupid girl?"
Nightsong suddenly widened her eyes angrily, Angelina of course glared back without fear, and in an instant the deck could smell the hissing sound of powder keg fuses burning, and the dark creatures around them were suddenly frightened, and they took a few steps back neatly, yes, at this time, we only need to be responsible for playing potted plants or something.
"Calm, calm. Lin Taiping sighed speechlessly, put his arm on the shoulders of the two of them at the same time, and said earnestly, "Okay, dear Yege, dear sister, if you plan to have bigger eyes than anyone, I think you can change the time and proceed slowly, but as far as the current situation is concerned, don't you think we should finish the negotiation first?"
Well, in fact, the so-called negotiations, at this time, there is no need to go on, more than a dozen lords looked at each other, and suddenly felt that they didn't need to ask anymore, in fact, just look at what the Dark Moon Leader was still looking for in Lin's arms, you can know what kind of position she holds.
However, for the sake of safety, Count Nantur still coughed lightly and asked very seriously: "Then, respected Darkmoon President, can I assume that you have no objection to the three conditions proposed by Lin?"
"No!" Seeing that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, Baron Augustus, who had been mentally broken, finally reacted, looked at Yege with an iron face, and said word by word: "Lord Darkmoon, I must remind you that you represent not only the shadow of the Dark Moon, but also the blood-streaked priest behind you, so please think carefully before making a hasty decision." β
"Long-winded guy, I've thought it through. Ye Ge shook his pointed ears lightly and meaninglessly, and continued to hang on Lin Taiping's neck and swing, and did not forget to stretch out a finger to point to the door in his busy schedule, "Then, if it's okay, you can get out of here, don't interfere with my plan to have a baby." β
Damn bastard! Baron Augustus couldn't help but let out a low roar, and suddenly pressed the hilt of the Thunder Demon Sword, sensing his angry action, the dark creatures all roared and raised their weapons, Lin Taiping was still very calm, and touched his chin with a smile: "You know? We seem to have made an oath before the negotiation, what is the punishment for breaking the oath?"
At this moment, Baron Augustus's chest was like a hidden volcano, so angry that he would blast him and everyone to pieces at any time, but in such a rage, he was not stupid enough to attack, but turned away suddenly with a distorted face, and in the cold sea breeze, the last sound he could hear was the pleasant conversation between Lin Taiping and Yege-
"Night Song, I have a question, Augustus seems to be very powerful, why don't you ask him to have children?"
"Don't be stupid, I don't want all of our dark elf descendants to be sick......"
"Huh, sick?"
"Nonsense, that megalomaniac has a problem with his brain, do you want my future child to be born with a nervous disorder?" (To be continued......)