096 Outrageous Witchcraft in Tree Holes
The feeling that the 'Little Susu' male witch gave Lin An is a bit similar to Lao Liu, a feeling of an old fritter in the workplace and an old river and lake in society.
His spirituality looked particularly eccentric.
It is an oil painting framed in dark gold, and the oil painting shows a goat drinking water by a stream, with a crocodile in the water and a cheetah in the tree behind it.
The back of the frame is covered with long green hairs that look a bit like moldy mycelium.
Under the frame, there are a pair of stout crocodile feet, and on the top of the frame, there is a cheetah head with goat's horns.
On top of that, this spirit is covered with all kinds of black oily lines.
This is......
Lin An's expression flashed, and he could probably guess that the fat man in front of him must have learned black witchcraft, which showed an appearance of being eroded by black witchcraft in his spirituality.
"Our guide has two missions, teaching you the magic of masks and showing you how to get to the tree hole. As for other questions, I have the right not to answer. ”
Xiao Susu put away the record form and said very quickly, "I know that you newcomers have too many questions, but I am already impatient to answer your 100,000 whys, the ghost knows when you will die." ”
Lin An was stunned, "The mortality rate of wizards is very high? ”
"Look!" Xiao Susu snorted, "There are so many thieves." ”
"In the past, I always thought about getting a good relationship or something, but as a result, most of the wizard newcomers didn't survive the emotional throbbing, and they wasted so much energy in vain."
Excuse me~
I'm not asking you.
The spirit of Xiao Susu's picture frame began to speak, and it was very magical, not the head of the sheep's horn cheetah in the frame spoke, but the goat drinking water in the portrait spoke.
"Baa~~~"
- I don't know when the newly awakened wizards are particularly prone to becoming the kind of weak chicken lich, I wonder if it's because they learned the dark arts?
- Forget it, I don't want to get involved in the struggle between the 'dark wizards' and the 'white wizards' in the hollow of the trees, hehe, I'm smart enough to be alone. Newcomers can be miserable, especially those who join now, aren't they pure cannon fodder.
"I just said it once, listen, you go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of 'Master Fan Green Tea', remember not to buy the new flavor of sugar-free, which is the original honey jasmine green tea." ”
"Any supermarket, 500 milliliters, or 1 liter."
"That thing is an opening for the Wizarding Alliance for the country, and our tree hole is built on it."
"Then you fill a basin of water, sit on a chair and soak your feet in it, then drink at least 50 milliliters in one go, and silently say 'Mad Wizard's Tree Hole' in your mouth, and repeat it, and you will be in the tree hole."
His words were like machine guns, and he finally slowed down, "I should be able to make it clear, right?" ”
"Soak your feet, drink a drink, and chant a mantra."
Lin An listened to this outrageous way with a strange expression, Master Fan green tea? He drank it a lot, but he didn't expect it to have something to do with wizards.
Seeing Lin An nodding, Xiao Susu smiled with satisfaction, "Very good, then there is one last task left, teach you to make a mask." ”
"First, please take out your phone."
"Cell phone?"
Lin An blinked, and suddenly felt that the number of paths in the 'Tree Hole of the Mad Wizard' was a bit outrageous.
Still, he pulled out his phone very cooperatively.
He doesn't want to add this 'little Susu' communication method, everyone is verified by real name, and this thing is accurate to check.
"First of all, let's go to the software store, find this 'funny face pinching 666' face pinching APP, and download it."
"It's a lot of material, and you can customize your paintings."
"And then there's an export function in it. The export feature is free for the first time, and then for a fee, so you can pay attention to it yourself. ”
Lin An was stunned, "This is the software of our Tree Hole Organization?" ”
He had heard of this software, after all, the circle of Shen Monkey City Software Development Company was so big. Even if you don't deliberately understand, you can usually know from listening to colleagues tell some interesting stories and anecdotes, and there is an operation boss in the company that developed this face-pinching app that is particularly awesome.
Xiao Susu didn't answer Lin An's question, and directly pretended not to hear it.
His spirituality gave the answer.
"Baa~"
- We influenced the developers to come up with templates that fit the mask format.
Elegant~
Little Susu Witch continued, "You go to a random print shop on the side of the road that makes billboards and have them print on transparent paper. ”
"Then you go to the supermarket and buy some eggs, two cucumbers, a fresh aloe vera, and a small can of honey, and then ......"
Then I'll be able to stir-fry!
Lin An didn't know what kind of mentality he was listening to these things, it had something to do with witchcraft?
But he had to call on the spiritual assistant brain to record all the information that the fat man said, and he couldn't miss a single thing.
"Then you go to the pharmacy and buy a bag of pearl powder, damn it, there was a fool who didn't listen and bought pearl powder in the supermarket, but he ended up buying an inferior product, and the ritual magic didn't work, and it was just pissed me off."
"Do you hear that? Buy it at the drugstore! ”
Lin An nodded, indicating that he remembered.
"The cucumber and aloe vera are juiced, strained and then stirred with the egg whites, honey and pearl powder."
"Finally, add two drops of your own blood and stir well."
"Then you find a mirror, put a transparent paper printed with the mask pattern printed on it, and put your face on the mask in the mirror."
Xiao Susu stretched out his finger and pointed to his eyes, "Remember, it's okay if the others are right, the eyes must be in the sockets of the mask pattern, otherwise you will conjure up a mask to block your vision at that time, don't blame me for not reminding." ”
"Got it." Lin An said seriously.
"Good." Little Susu Witch stretched out his hand and gestured, "Remember, don't take your eyes off the mirror during the process, otherwise you will definitely fail." ”
"Take a spoon or a brush and apply the stirred ones to the mask pattern on the transparent paper, and on your own face."
"Apply the mask first, then the face, then the mask, then the face, so that little by little you let yourself and the mask slowly be covered with these mixtures."
"Finally, and most importantly!"
Little Susu's face became extremely serious, "Will, remember, will is the key to the success of this witchcraft!" ”
"Pinch one side of the transparent paper on the mirror with your hand, then close your eyes and imagine your face becoming the mask pattern on the transparent paper."
"It's not just about imagining, you have to firmly believe that your face is what it is!"
"Then, tear the transparent paper off with force!"
"If you open your eyes and see yourself in the mirror wearing a mask, it means that your witchcraft is complete."
"It's easy to learn, and you'll find that you can control your face to normal or mask at will."
"If it doesn't work, practice it again and again until you succeed!"
After saying this, Xiao Su Su looked at Lin An, "Now, I'll answer you a question for free, and I'll ask again after thinking about it!" ”
Lin An raised his eyebrows, "I just want to know if there are any sequelae or bad effects of this witchcraft." ”
"Nope! The only problem is that you can't change the image after you've completed this mask witch. Xiao Susu replied very simply.
His spiritual synchronicity gave the answer.
"Baa~"
- There are no sequelae, it can also be modified, and it can even wash away the traces of this witchcraft in itself, but it requires more complex witchcraft, which is something that even he (Xiao Susu) can't touch.
"Three days!"
Xiao Susu raised three fingers, "I need you to register in the tree cave organization within three days, which means that my guiding task is completely completed." ”
"If you can't show up in three days, I'll come to you and help you by hand, but only for instructions on mask sorcery and how to enter the tree hole."
"But when the time comes, you'll have to pay me a fine for not completing the guide in time, as well as the extra cost of my teaching."
"One price, three thousand yuan a day."
Little Susu Wizard left quickly, cool when he came, but took the stairs when he left.
Lin An sent him to the door, looked at the direction he left with a faint gaze, and smiled slightly.
Licked his lips.
"Hehe, I'll be over soon!"
There are two more chapters at 4 p.m
(End of chapter)