Chapter 406: Zhou Quan's Confession
Chapter 406
Roach finally got the opportunity to go out and let off steam, and he could walk steadily without the help of any external force. He was so proud of himself that he had been able to walk upright twice in his life.
While teasing himself, he peeled pistachios and ate them, leaning leisurely against a tree. Du Zhengyi sat higher up in the tree, flipping through a paper book that someone else had brought back from the city.
Every now and then, a few mages passed by them, sneakily casting some curious glances, but no one dared to approach them. Luo Qi felt that he was a good baby, he had never been treated like this kind of plague god, and he must have been too strong in the evil star above his head to exorcise ghosts. As Roach slowly ate a piece of pistachio shell, he finally felt a man approaching.
He spit out a piece of skin, raised his head and saw the face of the person who came, "Phew, Zhou Quan!" ”
Du Zhengyi's eyes moved away from the book for only a moment, and he frowned and glanced at it, then continued to open the book.
Zhou Quan smiled at Luo Qi half-embarrassed, and said as he moved over, "Hey, brother! ”
"Who is your brother?" Rocky put another pistachio in his mouth, his dark eyes staring at his grandson, who had caused him to lose blood.
"Sisters?" Zhou Quan asked curiously.
"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Rocky said, "Do you smell anything here?" ”
Zhou Quan was stunned, and really sniffed seriously, this is the woods of the highland mage, and there is the fragrance of the woods, and there is really no special taste. Zhou Quan asked tentatively, "Pistachio flavor?" ”
"It's the taste." Roach took a bite of a pistachio and said indignantly, "I was used as a gunman, and after I fired a shot, my surroundings are still smelling until now." ”
Zhou Quan grinned flatteringly, "This is completely unexpected." I didn't expect it to be so dangerous, I thought I could cover it."
"What can you cover? You can't even cover a fart, you're not as useful as a plastic bag! Roach said angrily.
"Well, who would have thought of it, I just want to find a treasure. Who doesn't know that the Highland Mages have a lot of good things, and they are like chickens that lay eggs, holding those treasures under their butts all the time, and no one is allowed to touch them. Zhou Quan sighed and moved closer to Luo Qi, "Brother, in all fairness, what mage would want to try his luck if he has this opportunity?" Who wouldn't want to see what their treasure really is? You don't have that curiosity? Everyone is curious! ”
"That's not what you said at the beginning, you keep saying it's for Qionglin." Roach pierced his words and said mercilessly.
Zhou Quan's face was not red, and he smiled very sincerely, "I am also for Qionglin." For the sake of Qionglin and satisfying my curiosity, this is not a conflict! ”
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a sudden sound of small animals coughing and snoring from the branches behind him. Zhou Quan reacted quickly, and when he turned around, he suddenly thought that everyone said that Luo Qi had a Qionglin scavenger-level cat. Just as he saw a pair of round eyes, he jerked to the side.
The little black cat spat at him, but he dodged it, and the saliva burned a hole in the branch next to him.
Zhou Quan looked back at Luo Qi with palpitations. He was just about to speak, Rocky raised his finger and pointed at it, "Close your broken mouth and think about it, what is this little kitten, I still have a big one on it!" ”
Zhou Quan glanced at Du Zhengyi, who was still reading a book, through the gap in the leaves, he didn't pay attention to them at all, and he didn't even change his posture. But then again, he is Zhou Quan of Qionglin, and he is well-informed, but when did he see someone who could use the great plague god of Qionglin as a cat, the plague god actually didn't show his might, and he really continued to bask in the sun like a big cat.
"Brother, I'm convinced." Zhou Quan tasted the rank and status of Pin Luoqi, and said in a timely manner. "You say, your old man said, how can you take your breath off?"
Roach looked at his face for a moment, "I can actually go into your head to see it myself, you can't hide any of your little secrets from me, I will know whether you like to masturbate in the morning or at night." You've got a nice thick brain, but I can still get through it. ”
The look on Zhou Quan's face became serious, but he was not afraid. Luo Qi could understand this face, he was just calculating, judging the situation, calculating the situation, calculating how he should choose.
"I'll publish a pamphlet later." Roach said, throwing a pistachio into his mouth, "full of the little secrets in the hearts of everyone in the center of Qionglin, one person per volume, one chapter for sexual fetishes, and one chapter for final fantasy"
"Wait, wait," Zhou Quan stretched out his hand and made repeated gestures begging for mercy, "I said, I confessed myself." I've been a bit financially strapped lately, and a while ago I added some credits to my Planning Committee's statement in order to balance my finances. ”
"Can that be changed?" Roach asked in surprise. "But what does that have to do with what happens here?"
"Let's talk about the revision of the Planning Committee's report first, and I have to tell my buddy the truth anyway, so let me tell you about the most glorious deeds of my life. I changed it seamlessly, and transferred a little credit from everyone's accounts. Hey buddy, you know how the Planning Committee encrypts credits, right? Every time you update your credit files, they sync the storage crystals scattered around the world at the same time! The total, hehe, is considerable. I'm so clever that I've figured out the location of these stored crystals, and that's a top-secret document! Even more top-secret than this is the secret word of updating the storage crystal, and for this I have been with the old lady with the face of the dog of the planning committee for a whole year! In the end, the easiest and most arduous thing is to write the fake data into these storage crystals, I can't use Qionglin's super-large-scale synchronization magic, because that mana is too big, and once used, it will definitely be recorded by Qionglin's magic monitoring. So I had to manually modify them one by one, so many crystals, I almost ran to death. Zhou Quan sighed and shook his head.
"Then you're a local tyrant now?" Rocky asked with interest. "Why do you still smell poor?"
"Originally, I should have been the biggest invisible rich man in the entire wizarding world now." Zhou Quan said regretfully, "It's a pity that I was a little sparse and didn't change a crystal." Just such a small mistake, I lost all my efforts. ”
"That's kind of shit." Roach said.
"But can you trust my luck so? Let me tell you about your evaluation, is fate fair to me? Who the would have thought to look up that crystal? It was a bead that was placed in the palace three hundred years ago, embedded in a big stone so big and green, and there were deer and old men carved on it."
"Shanzi?" Roach asked.
"Hey, for this name, the carving is particularly ugly. The palace is now the Palace Museum, and the mountain is not in the Forbidden City, but in the National Museum. It's not even in the exhibits at the National Museum, you know? Maybe they don't think it's a good thing, so they put it in the warehouse, the big warehouse. The documents I got were only written in the palace, and you know that the planning committee clerks are lazy, and no one has updated this address since the Xinhai Revolution. I knew when I saw it, how could I still be in the palace? Pu Yi didn't have long to do! Where did I ask him about the whereabouts of a broken bead? Even if he lived, he wouldn't be able to remember. As for the court mage, the emperor is gone, and we have long since lost this profession. That's it, I didn't think much of it. Kiki, who would have thought that it would be on this crystal? They really have a plan committee that you may not know, looks like a weasel, has a small short face and a long head, and a figure like a bench is not so coincidental, one day he will go to the National Museum to compare the information in the bead with the information stored in other crystals! Is there a heavenly principle? You say, "Why is it that a person as smart, capable, and hardworking as I am not rewarded?" Is my rebate for taking one dollar from each of you high? Zhou Quan shouted angrily and kicked the tree.
"And then?" Roach listened with relish and asked again.
"Later, the weasel extorted all my money, and all the money I worked so hard to move was gone, so I made a wedding dress for someone." Zhou Quan said. "If I don't give it to him, I'll have to stay in the cube under the Qionglin now."
"I've never heard of a mage doing this." Roach said with interest, "You're genetically mutated, right?" ”
"Don't talk about that, all in all, I already had financial problems, and then it was worse. How many points do you give to Qionglin's dry writing function? You think you're going to be as rich as the buddy in your tree. I can't help it, so I want to touch something here and make some money on the black market. Zhou Quan said.
"I sense you're telling the truth."
"Why did I lie to you? That's it, explain it clearly, we're still good brothers. Zhou Quan said, reaching out to put his arm around Luo Qi's shoulder.
"Who is a good brother with you?" Roach said, "You owe me my life!" ”
"I owe you my life, we can continue to do business in the future!"
"You're giving me your life?" Roach asked in surprise.
"No, no, a character like you will definitely encounter a lot of good things in the future. You sell it to me, I'll help you sell it, and the brothers only earn a commission. Zhou Quan said earnestly.
Luo Qi looked at him in astonishment, "You sb, you almost killed me, you didn't come to me today to beg me to spare your dog's life, but you want to make some money with me often?" You big sb, I don't even bother to hate you! ”
Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, Roach looked up and shouted, "Did you already know?" That's why you ignore it? ”
"Almost, guessed it." Du Zheng said idly and turned another page of the book.
Zhou Quan laughed with him, and then stretched out his hand to take Luo Qi's arm, "Otherwise, I'll say some Qionglin's hexagram to relieve your boredom first, which is considered a deposit?" ”
"Fix your mother's head!"
"What swear words, civilized mage, civilized curse!"
"Fuck off" 11