In the Chenghuang Temple, a twenty-four-five-year-old young man wearing a navy blue single-breasted suit and his hair was combed back stopped a small magenta electric donkey, and then asked the two young men in black and white suits next to him, "What's the situation?" ”

"Wang Yan? There you are. ”

The black suit shook his head, "This mission is a bit tricky. ”

He stopped halfway through his words, and then the white suit continued: "Wang Nianchen, the bronze mediator of your unit." ”

Black suit: "It didn't work out either." ”

Then both of them raised their chins at the same time.

The young man known as Wang Yan clasped his hands and looked up at a man and a woman with deformed heads not far away, and the gray suit that was sweating profusely and talking to the two of them.

After an hour, the young man in a gray suit named Wang Nianchen walked over with a sigh.

Wang Yan handed him a cigarette, "What do you say?" ”

"Alas, Brother Yan, you're here too." Wang Nianchen took the cigarette and took a puff of green smoke with a sad face, "It's difficult, both of them have obsessions that have not disappeared, and their obsessions are still completely conflicting, I really don't know what to do." ”

Wang Yan nodded, took out the "Mediator Handbook" from his arms, and opened it open, "I'll take a look at the situation first." ”

[Name: Zhang Xiaozhen]

[Gender: Female]

[Age: 22 years old]

[Cause of death: Falling from a building]

[Personality: Like temptation, strong, PUA, green tea]

[Hobbies: Raising dogs]

[Obsession: I won't see Wang Qiang's licking dog again when I die!] 】

[Name: Wang Qiang]

[Gender: Male]

[Age: 23 years old]

[Cause of death: Falling from a building]

[Personality: Canine boy]

[Hobbies: Zhang Xiaozhen]

[Obsession: I want to be with Zhang Xiaozhen when I die!] 】

Wang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, "It's not that there is no way to solve it." ”

Wang Nianchen reluctantly persuaded: "Forget it, Brother Yan, this mission is very difficult, no wonder the above is willing to give a bonus of three hundred yin virtues, but at the same time, it is necessary to eliminate the obsession between the two of them, which is completely contrary...... I'm afraid that even if the silver mediator comes, it won't be easy to solve, so let's forget about the little bronze mediator. ”

Wang Yanmo rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Not necessarily." ”

"Brother Yan, it's no show." Wang Nianchen's face was full of pessimism, "Even if your past task completion is 100%, it is useless, their obsession can only eliminate one of them at most, and there is no solution to the best of both worlds." ”

"Try it and find out."

Wang Yan patted him on the shoulder and walked over, and said with a standard business-style smile on his face: "I am Wang Yan, the mediator assigned this time, and I am here to mediate the matter between you."

"Tell me about the two of you."

The female ghost was full of grievances, "Big brother! It's all his fault! I obviously said that I don't want to fall in love for the time being, isn't it good to just be a good friend? Besides, it's not that I don't have a chance in the future, it's just that I've just graduated now, and I really want to work hard first! ”

Wang Yan nodded, and then turned around and asked the aggrieved male ghost, "You also heard it, let's talk about it, what's going on with you." ”

"Big brother, you don't know how good I am to Ah Zhen! When I was in high school, I bought her lunch every day! She's not feeling well, and I'm busy waiting for her! Even when I volunteered for college, I heard her go to the same university as her! You know, I'm more than 80 points higher than her!

"As a result, I confessed to her in my freshman year, and she said that she had just started college, and her studies were important and she would think about it in her sophomore year!

"When she was a sophomore, she said that if she added students, she would be very busy, and she would talk about it in her junior year!

"In her junior year, she found the president of the student council as her boyfriend and asked me for blessings!

"When she was a senior, she had an abortion that I paid for at the hospital where I accompanied her!

"She finally broke up after graduation, but she told me that she was busy with work just after graduation!

"As a result, today she asked me to buy a condom! I was so happy that I thought she was finally touched by me! As a result, the door was opened by a fat Mediterranean man after I took the cover! That man was her manager! ”

The more the canine boy spoke, the more excited he became, "I don't read anymore!" I don't go to class anymore! I don't have any contact with any of my friends! All the things I love to do have been given up! Every day, I stare at the details in the messages she sent me, analyze her words word by word, and dissect her mood! Guess hundreds of times if she loves me or not!

"Big brother! What do you think I can do? I'm so miserable......"

He said it touchingly, but Wang Yan just listened with a smile on his face, and then said, "Then what do you want to do?" Let her soul fly away to relieve her hatred? ”

"No!" The male ghost shouted emotionally, "I want to be with her for the rest of my life!" I don't believe I can't move her! ”

"......" Wang Yan looked at the female ghost again, "What about you?" Really didn't give him a chance at all? ”

The female ghost pursed her lips and shook her head, "I don't want to be with him in the next life even if I am gay or lonely!" It's better never to see his face again! ”

Wang Yan: "......"

As far as the two of you are urine, you must be locked up in the next life!

A little farther away, black and white impermanence and Wang Nianchen were swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

Wang Nianchen sighed: "I just said that this task is simply unsolvable, no wonder no one took the bonus so high, and everyone was laughing after I took it with Brother Yan at that time, and I dared to see our jokes."

"I'm afraid that Brother Yan's 100% task completion rate is going to be broken here, and he obviously can't be promoted to silver mediator after this task is completed......"

He opened the "Mediator's Handbook" in his hand, and the obsession of the two ghosts on it was simply black and stinky, and they were as stubborn as old poop until death.

Black: "That's the question." ”

Shiro: "It's too hard. ”

Black: "Simply. ”

White: "No solution." ”

Over there, Wang Yan was also rubbing his chin and falling into deep thought.

He looked down at the notebook in his hand, pausing for a moment on their hobby.

Then he pulled the female ghost to the side, and said in a harmonious voice: "Sister, you actually don't hate him that much, do you?" ”

The female ghost hesitated for a moment and whispered: "Big brother, in fact, I know that he is very good to me, I also like him, but it is only liked by friends, but he is not as handsome as you big brother, I am disgusted at the thought of making love to him!" ”

"Even if what you say is true, it is useless to compliment law enforcement officers." Wang Yan replied lightly, and then asked knowingly, "Then why are you still hanging him?" Just say no at the outset. ”

The female ghost bowed her head and did not speak.

Wang Yanwen smiled, and then asked, "Do you like puppies?" ”

The female ghost nodded inexplicably, "Well, big brother, what are you talking about this?" ”

"Then if you don't see him in the next life, but there is a dog by your side who is obedient to you...... Can you accept it? ”

The female ghost nodded, "Of course it would be nice if there was such an obedient cute dog." ”

Seeing that the obsession of the female ghost on the manual, which was originally black to purple, was gradually fading, Wang Yan smiled, "Well, then it's decided." Don't worry, he will definitely not pester you in the next life. ”

The female ghost was full of suspicion, "Really? Big brother, I'm a bachelor's degree, don't lie to me. ”

Wang Yan nodded solemnly, "This is a man's promise, and what he says can't be taken back like a fart released, you have to believe in my fairness and strictness as a law enforcement officer of the prefecture." ”

The resentment on the female ghost gradually dissipated, and she said gratefully: "Big brother! I believe you! ”

The resentment of the female ghost on the manual dissipated like ink, and Wang Yan smiled and walked towards the male ghost again.

The male ghost's face was full of nervousness, "Big brother, what did you say to Ah Zhen?" She hates spicy food if you want to ...... Don't hurt her. ”

...... "This licking dog is really hopeless!"

The corners of Wang Yan's eyes twitched slightly, but she still maintained a business-style smile on her face, "Good news for you, she promised to be with you forever in the next life." ”

The male ghost was overjoyed, "Really?!" ”

"It's really true." Wang Yan's face was full of sincerity, "And she also promised to feed you every day in the next life, will go on a skin-to-skin blind date with you every day, can sleep with you in her arms every night, and even help you take a bath." But now there is only a trivial problem. ”

The male ghost was already overjoyed, "It's not a problem!" Big brother, you say it! As long as Ah Zhen is willing to be with me in the next life, then I am willing to do it no matter what! ”

"Then I'll be relieved." Wang Yan smiled, "This insignificant little problem is...... In the next life, you may not necessarily be reincarnated as an adult. ”

The male ghost was stunned for a moment, "Huh? ”

Wang Yan still smiled, "To be precise, it is reincarnated as a dog." ”