Chapter 11 Uncle Squid, give 20,000 yuan
Uncle Squid spoke very straight, and when he finished speaking, he turned and walked forward.
Looking at his posture, he must have real skills.
I didn't hesitate at all, I came here to find him, and I quickly followed.
Uncle Squid's stall is very remote today, at the mouth of an alley.
There aren't many people here.
He came to his stall and leisurely took out a few squid.
The fire was turned on, and the squid began to fry slowly.
I looked at him and was trying to figure out how to speak.
Uncle Squid said in advance:
"Boy, yesterday I saw that you were very angry, and you took the ghost money.
It stands to reason that you won't survive this morning.
But I'm curious, how did you survive last night? ”
He didn't look at me, he took a shovel and crushed the squid there.
The squid is bubbling with oil and exudes the aroma of frying......
I was a little hungry and swallowed my saliva unconsciously.
But he also replied:
"Uncle, last night I plastered the dead man's paper ash on my clothes.
I took another white paper bowl in my hand and hid like this all night. ”
Uncle Squid listens to me.
The movements of the hands suddenly stopped.
Then he looked at me with some surprise and said:
"Yo! Gray coating, bowl longevity.
No wonder you survived last night.
Interesting, interesting.
Did you come up with this solution? ”
Uncle Squid opened his eyes and looked at me curiously.
But I shook my head:
"No, a delivery boy taught me."
"Takeaway guy?"
Uncle Squid was even more puzzled.
I told Uncle Squid about last night's experience.
Including when it rained later, I hid in the gazebo and was almost robbed of my clothes by a group of dirty things.
I resisted with a white porcelain bowl and drove them away by chanting scriptures and other means......
After listening to Uncle Squid, he no longer had the calmness he had before.
He even looked at me with a look of surprise and disbelief on his face.
After a long while, he took a breath and smiled:
"You're a good person, and you're rewarded.
Meet a little ghost who will help you.
But you, an ordinary college student, can rely on a white paper bowl and recite a few scriptures casually.
It is also very incredible to drive away the lonely ghosts of a gazebo. ”
I smiled awkwardly.
At that time, I did recite the sutra, and I also fought with the dirty things with the white porcelain bowl.
As for the strange smell I smelled at the time.
I'm not sure if my ex-girlfriend Xiaoyu really appeared.
After hesitating, I didn't mention it......
Seeing me nodding, Uncle Squid took a deep breath and said:
"Not bad. You're a bit of a bold, you shouldn't die.
Since you met me, that's the fate of you and me.
My surname is Yu, you can call me Uncle Yu.
Where's your business! I can handle it for you......"
Speaking of which, he fried the squid and raised his hand and handed it to me.
I was pleasantly surprised, took the squid and thanked me again and again:
"Thank you, Uncle Yu."
Then he asked:
"By the way, Uncle Yu, why is that coin called ghost money?
Why do I keep seeing dirty stuff during this time? ”
After listening to this, Uncle Yu just said lightly:
"Falling ghost money, there is also a saying, called a ghost falling into a ghost.
If you are weak, you will have to die if you take this kind of money.
You can also understand it as one of the life-changing money.
It's the dirty stuff that's used to mark you.
It is convenient for them to absorb the yang energy from you.
You have low luck and lack of yang energy to approach the dead.
Naturally, you can see the dirt.
And those dirty things especially like to pester people like you. ”
Hearing this, I was not calm.
But Uncle Yu grinned:
"Don't be afraid, just get rid of the dirt.
Bask in the sun more, and the fire will naturally be strong.
When the time comes, you won't be able to see the dirty stuff.
Yesterday I said that if you come again, I will take your ghost money.
Squid please eat to your heart's content.
Taste ......"
I took the squid in my hand and let out a bitter "um".
But it tastes good, better than yesterday's fried.
Then I saw Uncle Yu speak:
"Little brother, things are one yard to one yard.
I said yesterday that you would like to eat squid for free, and I did.
But I want to save you and collect your ghost money!
It's another story.
So, you're going to have to pay me some more. ”
Hearing this, my eating stopped instantly.
looked up at Uncle Yu in front of him.
In his forties, somewhat obese.
There are few hairs on his head, and he looks very greasy.
He looked at me very calmly.
"Uncle Yu, how much do you charge?"
I subconsciously asked.
My family is in the countryside and I grew up with my grandfather.
The family's only source of income is to sell some crops such as chickens, ducks, potatoes and sweet potatoes to barely make a living.
Tuition fees are still loans.
Most of my living expenses are earned by doing odd jobs during my winter and summer vacations.
Economically, it can be said that it is relatively tight.
Uncle Yu didn't speak, and stretched out two fingers.
I was a little nervous.
Tentatively, I was embarrassed, and I asked lowered:
"Two hundred?"
Uncle Yu shook his head.
When I saw him shake his head, I knew I couldn't afford it financially.
Continue to ask:
"Two thousand?"
As a result, Uncle Yu still shook his head and said at the same time:
"Twenty thousand!"
As soon as these words came out, my whole body was half cold.
Two thousand is already the limit of my burden, and I can't take out twenty thousand at all.
Uncle Yu saw that I was embarrassed, and lit a flue for himself:
"20,000 yuan is not much.
Now your anger is at its limit.
There were also corpse spots on his body.
If you don't have a professional like me to help you deal with it.
The corpse spots on your body will spread.
After tonight, it's going to have to grow on your face.
And tonight, don't talk about plastering clothes with incense ash.
Even if you sleep in the ashes, take a bowl and cover yourself.
You too will surely die.
When the time comes, it's not at the hands of your drowning classmate who will be used as a stand-in.
If you die in the hands of something else, you won't end well. ”
Uncle Yu swore by it, and he was very sure.
And when he finished speaking, he took another puff of smoke and said:
"It's your life, 20,000 yuan is already the student price I gave you.
After all, I need to pay a lot of money to help you solve the problem......"