Chapter 31 Song Corpse, You Have a Big Problem
While the Song corpse was talking, he was constantly slipping fish.
It seems that this fish is not small.
But when I heard his words, I was shocked.
He only glanced at me, and he could already see that something was going on with me.
He asked me to stay, apparently to protect me.
It's just that his words sound too straightforward and not so popular.
But it doesn't matter, I'm here to ask him for help.
At this time, he didn't grind, and hurriedly replied:
"Thank you, old man, I'll stay."
With that, I walked briskly forward.
Seeing Song's corpse, he was very excited to slip the fish.
It's a big herring, less than a dozen catties.
After waiting for a while, the fish was slipped to the shore.
I also had a good sense of vision, so I hurriedly picked up the net and stepped forward to help.
"Old man, this fish is so big, amazing!"
When Song Corpse heard what I said, he also laughed "hahaha", with a smug look:
"Small meaning, small meaning, right, right just copy it, don't let it run."
Naturally, I was extra careful.
For this kind of fisherman, running a big fish is more uncomfortable than killing them.
If it's going to be copied, I can't even guarantee it.
Even if I take out Uncle Yu's hole cards, I'm afraid this old man won't help me.
Soon, I had the fish ashore.
Song Corpse was extremely excited, and his voice was particularly loud.
I'm afraid that the anglers around him don't know that he caught a big herring.
But the fishermen around them all had a calm face, and looked at Song's corpse with disdain.
I didn't say anything when I stood by, and deliberately avoided his shadow, not daring to offend.
It wasn't until he showed off for a while that he put the big herring in his net pocket.
Then he clapped his hands, turned his head to look at me, and said:
"Seeing that you kid is so good, do you know what happened to you?"
I nodded and spoke truthfully:
"Yes. I'm here today to find your old man to help me save the day. ”
As a result, Song Corpse shook his head with a chuckle:
"There is no need to save the day, the corpse spots have grown to the neck, and they are dead.
But you kid can, and you brought me a bit of luck.
So, Lao Tzu guarantees you one night and lets you live one more day.
If you want to stay, you can stay, if you don't want to, you can ......"
Song Corpse spoke very straight.
But there is no beating around the bush, and there is no twisting or twisting.
It can be seen that this old man is a lover.
And I also like to communicate with this kind of person who is straightforward.
But one night definitely won't work, I have to get rid of Zhang Qiang and other sneaky entanglements.
I stopped talking nonsense and spoke again:
"Old man, save people to the end, and send the Buddha to the west.
Uncle Yu asked me to come to you and said that you just need to save me.
He is willing to make you a yin-eating bait for three months.
And keep your secrets all the time. ”
As soon as Song Corpse heard this, he began to touch the mustache on his chin with his hand, and then squinted at me:
"Uncle Yu, Yu Long, right?
That kid is really not a thing.
But would he really like to help me bait for three months? ”
I nodded:
"That's what Uncle Yu told me in the hospital.
Say you're better than him, if you're willing to do it.
I'm sure I'll be able to settle my case, and when he's discharged from the hospital, I'll make you bait for three months. ”
When Song Corpse heard this, his eyes widened, revealing a trace of panic:
"Yu Long, that kid went to the hospital?"
Seeing Song's corpse, he suddenly became nervous.
It seems that the relationship between him and Uncle Yu is not as unbearable as Uncle Yu described.
I nodded:
"Uncle Yu hurt his neck by dirty things last night in order to help me, and he is still hospitalized."
"And how is he?"
Song's corpse pretended to be calm, but his eyes were erratic.
"Uncle Yu's condition has stabilized, as long as the wound is not infected, it will be fine."
I answered truthfully.
Hearing this, Song's corpse head was obviously relieved.
Then he said to me:
"That kid is a cook, and he dares to touch dirty things, he deserves it.
But I'm better than that guy.
Since he is willing to help me make bait for three months.
Tell me what you've encountered these days.
Don't miss a single detail, I'll see if I can save you. ”
I saw that Song corpse was asking about the matter, and nodded again and again.
I started having a girlfriend a year ago.
Then he brought her a coin, and finally met her again in a dissection class, with a coin in her mouth.
and Zhang Qiang and the teacher who solved the planing, suddenly died violently.
How did I meet Uncle Yu, Uncle Yu used Yin vegetables to send ghosts, and then was destroyed by the old ghosts.
Then he went to the murderous mansion, and Uncle Yu was injured.
When I went to the hospital, I encountered a hearse.
One fifteen ten, almost every detail, was told.
After hearing this, Song Corpse also frowned.
From time to time, he looked at me with surprise.
Anyway, the expression is weird.
In the end, he asked for my birthday.
Let's see, is it my thin life and eight-character tricks.
As a result, when he saw it, he complained:
"What are you breaking, killing, blades, wounds, and owls are all occupied.
You didn't die early like this? Can you still be admitted to a medical university?
Either the ancestral grave is smoking, or it is shit luck. ”
After speaking, Song's corpse was suddenly stunned, as if he had thought of something.
He didn't throw the rod anymore, but touched his goatee and stared me up and down with strange eyes.
From time to time, lick your lips.
Looking at me, it suddenly became like I was excited.
That gaze made me hairy all over, and my legs tightened.
It always felt like he was beating my mind.
But when I was admitted to university, I was diligent and down-to-earth.
I don't know how many days and nights of hard work I got in exchange for shit luck.
I didn't say anything anyway, but I didn't feel good.
However, what he meant by this was obviously that my eight characters were not very good, and I would invite disaster......
In the end, Song retracted his gaze and regained his composure.
Pulled up my left hand and looked at my palmistry and wrist.
I don't understand palmistry.
On his wrists, there were black corpse spots.
He looked at me for a long time, shook his head and said to me:
"Boy, you're more serious than I thought.
Your life should have come to an end sooner.
can live to this day, I'm afraid it wasn't Yu Long's stupid fork protecting you.
It's your ex-girlfriend who is protecting you! ”
When I heard this, I was stunned on the spot.
My ex-girlfriend, protecting me?
His eyes widened, and he looked at the corpse of Song in front of him, and he didn't understand too much:
"Old man, can you explain it a little more?"
Song Corpse smiled and continued:
"To put it simply, your life is not good, it is a premature death.
Under normal circumstances, I will definitely not live now. ”
The more Song Corpse said, the more confused my mind became.
Seeing that my expression was complicated and shocked, he continued:
"I guess.
You are alive until now, and it is your ex-girlfriend who is protecting you.
The way to keep you is to give you coins.
Her separation from you should not have something to do with you not using the coin.
It's your ex-girlfriend herself, what's wrong.
Otherwise, she is a ghost who can help you get good fortune money, and her body will not be dismantled.
It shows that she can't protect herself and has no time to take care of you.
If you don't get new blessing money, and your life is so bad, you will naturally be haunted by sneakiness. ”
Song Corpse Tou briefly described my actual situation to me in words that I could understand.
Finally, seeing that I was shocked, I said lightly:
"It's not hard for me to send away the sneak that haunts you.
It can be said that it is easy to wave your hand.
But if you want to stay alive, it's going to be difficult......"