At the moment when Gu Ling went into cardiac arrest, the excited and nervous cries of Xian Jiu and the naughty ghost sounded in his ears again-

"Mio!" Is this the big bad meow?!

"Boom!" The perverted murderous corpse maniac has appeared!

Gu Lingyan quickly picked up Xian Jiu and the naughty ghost who wanted to jump over to 'punish' the big villain, and immediately turned around and ran away!

"Hey, 110 ......"

"Comrade policeman! I report! There are perverts here...... Ah No, he is suspected of being a perverted murderer...... He crawled darkly on the ground...... Ah, yes, yes...... The location is right in ......"

“……”

Half an hour later.

Inside the police station.

A policeman stared at the "buried man" opposite with burning eyes, and his tone was very serious: "Mr. Xu, have you recognized your mistake?" ”

Half an hour ago, a sloppy man who was still suspected of being a perverted burial man, shrunk his head at this time, completely lost the perverted temperament of crawling on the ground, and just apologized: "Sorry police comrade...... I'm really sorry...... I recognize that I was wrong......"

Gu Ling, who was sitting next to him, also looked a little embarrassed, opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say.

Just half an hour ago, Gu Ling faced a very likely perverted murderous corpse maniac, and she had lived nearby in the past few days, so her first reaction was naturally to call the police.

After receiving the report, the police station also immediately dispatched police forces.

But when the police arrived to subdue the sloppy man suspected of being a "perverted murderer and burial maniac", and went to a small park to search for any suspicious burial grounds......

Nothing came of it.

The "perverted murderous corpse maniac" was originally confused, but when he was interrogated where the corpse was buried, he was completely confused.

After a series of investigations, the sloppy man is called Xu Changqing, Chinese New Year's Eve is thirty-three years old, he is not a psychopathic and murderous neurotic at all, his main job is to go to some haunted houses or suspense horror film crews, cameo appearances in various fierce and vicious, terrifying and bloody NPCs.

The reason why he crawled darkly and distortedly on the ground at night was also because Xu Changqing had recently received a few new orders, and in order to find the feeling of a perverted murderer, he had an "impromptu performance".

Xu Changqing's special occupation is also known to the residents in the vicinity.

And Gu Ling saw Xu Changqing scare away a group of children at the beginning, but in fact, Xu Changqing asked the children to help him liven up the atmosphere with a box of candy in order to find a feeling.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Xu Changqing looked apologetic and folded his hands.

Although this is just a misunderstanding, for this kind of 'improvisation' on the street at night, it is so easy to scare people, the police continue to criticize and educate a few words:

"You have to pay attention to one thing in the future, the intention of being conscientious and responsible for work is good, but tonight is fortunately a young little sister, with strong physical fitness and psychological endurance, what if you scare the old people or pregnant women passing by, and scare people out of a good way?"

Xu Changqing was satisfied and ashamed, and continued to apologize: "Yes, yes...... I'll be sure to pay attention next time! ”

Originally, the place where Xu Changqing often performed 'improvisation' was on an old stage nearby, and passers-by usually saw it and only thought it was a performance, and they didn't take it to heart.

But tonight, the electric light over there was short-circuited, and the stage was pitch black, and it was not safe for children to run around on it, so Xu Changqing changed his position.

It's just that after changing positions, unlike the stage, which can be restrained in a boxy way, as soon as the child runs, he runs in a mess and runs on the road.

What I didn't expect was ...... If he didn't die, he was seen by Gu Ling, and then he called the police directly, and now an oolong was taken to the police station.

The policeman looked at Gu Ling, who was sitting on the side, with concern and sympathy: "Look at the little sister of the family, my face is white from being scared by you." ”

Gu Ling: ......Is it possible that I was already white, and my face became whiter when the light shone on me.

"Yes, yes...... I'm sorry, little sister. Xu Changqing apologized again, his tone full of guilt.

Gu Ling immediately shook his head: "I'm also at fault, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you......"

"Okay, pay more attention in the future, you can go back."

"Remember, you can't be so nonsense in the future......"

After the criticism and education, the police directly released the people.

“……”

After Gu Ling and Xu Changqing walked out of the police station one after another, Gu Ling spoke up again: "I'm sorry, Uncle Xu." ”

Xu Changqing waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay to blame me for scaring you at night, your little pet beast was also scared a lot, I should apologize." ”

At this time, Xian Jiu and the naughty ghost all looked like they were in low spirits, one left and one right seemed to be hanging on Gu Ling's body, and they were paralyzed.

The corners of Gu Ling's mouth twitched slightly, and his voice was a little slurred: "They just ......" was actually very excited.

Now Xian Jiu and the naughty ghost are all dumbfounded, not because they were scared, but because they regretted that they didn't meet the real big bad guy, and they did the right thing for heaven......

Because they were in the same community and on the same road, the two walked back together as companions.

Halfway through, Xu Changqing laughed: "But Xiao Ling, your security awareness is still very good, and you will call the police as soon as you encounter bad people......"

"I'm pretty realistic, right? Now I'm relieved, and I shouldn't mess up the job I found so hard in the future. ”

Xu Changqing's personality is very talkative, and he chattered with Gu Ling a lot of things along the way.

When Xu Changqing kept mentioning something "amusement park haunted house", it happened that Gu Ling went to the amusement park today, so he asked casually:

"Uncle Xu, is the haunted house you are going to tomorrow the haunted house of the newly built amusement park? When I went to play today, it was still closed. ”

"yes, that's it, there's more pay over there......"

At this time, as soon as the naughty ghost heard that he was scaring people, not only would he not be arrested and locked up in a small black room, but he also received his salary, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Going to an amusement park to play a haunted house and being scared by others, where is there more fun than scaring others yourself?

The naughty ghost floated over and excitedly circled around Xu Changqing several times: "Ji Ji~" This sounds so fun, and the ghost wants to try it too~

Xu Changqing looked at the naughty ghost who suddenly became excited with some surprise: "What's wrong with your pet beast?" ”

Gu Ling helplessly explained: "Uncle Xu, the naughty ghost is a ghost pet beast, and he also likes to scare people, it hears your profession, so he admires you very much." ”

"Oh? Is it? Hahaha...... It's nothing, I'm just a trickster. Xu Changqing smiled embarrassedly.

He's just a trickster, and he's nothing compared to a real actor.

Xu Changqing invited: "If you are interested, it is not impossible to play." ”

Gu Ling's eyes lit up slightly: "Is it really possible?" ”