There are two things in the world that make men unhappy: money and women!

Lin Jingting lived happily because he had neither women nor money.

At this time, he was lying comfortably on the bed in the dormitory, he listened to the rumbling in his stomach, motionless, even though he was already hungry and panicked, he still didn't bother to go out to eat, he knew that as long as he was patient for a while, the other roommates who played games would go to eat, and when the time came, just let them bring one back for themselves.

Suddenly, three people pushed open the door of the dormitory and walked in, it was Jiang You, Lu Yuan, and a female student union classmate who Lu Yuan contacted in advance and was responsible for introducing their identities.

As soon as Jiang You stepped into the dormitory, it felt like walking into a garbage dump, all kinds of takeaway boxes overflowed from the trash cans, and the ground was full of leftover beer and Coke bottles that people had nowhere to put their feet, and a rope was pulled in the middle, with yellowed clothes and socks on it, and cigarette ashes were bounced everywhere, Jiang You couldn't imagine how lazy these people should be to endure such a living environment.

In the dormitory, several shirtless college students were playing games with headphones, and when they saw Jiang You and Lu Yuan coming in, they didn't pay attention.

The female classmate looked at all this in shock, she didn't expect that her school would have such a dirty dormitory, she opened her mouth and asked, "Classmate, let's find Lin Jingting!" ”

One of the boys heard the voice, got up from his seat, pointed to the bed closer to the inside, and went to the bathroom.

The three of them walked in front of Lin Jingting's bed, and the female classmate asked, "You are Lin Jingting?" ”

Lin Jingting lay on the bed and hummed lazily, "What's the matter with me?" ”

"It's not me looking for you, these two are the staff in charge of network security, let's talk to you about something." The female classmate helped the shelf next to the bed, touched the dust on her hand, and immediately took out a tissue from her pocket to wipe her hands, "Why is your dormitory so poorly hygienic, can't you do hygiene?" ”

"Too lazy to do it!"

The female classmate sighed and looked at Lin Jingting's dirty face, "Then at least wash your face!" ”

Lin Jingting said with a smile: "Why don't you wash your face, we take a small wash every three days and a big wash every five days." ”

The female classmate slapped her cheeks fiercely, as if she had suddenly been whipped, and opened her mouth wide, "What, you can still wash your face like this, so how do you wash it?" ”

It just so happened that the boy who went to the toilet came back, and Lin Jingting smiled: "Lao Huang, she asked us how we washed our faces, do you want to show them this?" ”

"I just washed it yesterday!"

Lin Jingting sighed, sat up from the bed, took out a half-drunk bottle of mineral water from the pillow, twisted it and poured it in his mouth, rinsed it vigorously in his mouth, took the towel hanging on the bedside, sprayed it on the towel, and then wiped it on his face with a towel.

"No, it's done!"

The female classmate was like seeing a ghost, goosebumps all over her body, and her face turned blue, "This is the little wash?" ”

Lin Jingting smiled: "Of course not, it's a big wash, if the little wash is so troublesome, then what's the matter?" ”

"People, how can you be so dirty? If anyone can find someone dirtier than you, I'm willing to kowtow to him on the spot! ”

Lin Jingting smiled: "You can knock it now, there are dirtier people than us all over the street." ”

"I don't believe it!"

Lin Jingting said lightly: "Although our people are dirty, their hearts are not dirty, not only are they not dirty, but they are also very clean. If a person's heart is dirty, even if he washes it with soap ten times a day, it is not clean. ”

"Fart, you're stealing concepts!"

Jiang You and Lu Yuan had been standing next to them silently observing Lin Jingting, and they found that this person seemed to be very interesting.

"Classmate, if you have something to do, you can go first."

The female classmate didn't want to stay in this dormitory for a minute or a second, so she left as if she had escaped.

Lu Yuan smiled: "You don't seem to be curious at all about what we are looking for you for, have you already guessed it?" ”

Lin Jingting leaned against the head of the bed, "Almost, you guys are really fast." ”

"Let's find a place to talk."

"I'm too lazy to move, just say it here, they can't hear it anyway!" Lin Jingting pointed with his chin to his roommate, who was fully engaged in the game.

"You haven't eaten yet, let's have a treat, let's talk while eating."

Speaking of eating, Lin Jingting hesitated, felt the hunger level in his stomach, and then looked at his roommate's game progress, which couldn't be finished in a short time, "Okay then!" ”

Waiting for Lin Jingting to get out of bed, put on dirty and blackened clothes, the three of them came all the way to the food stall at the school gate.

Lu Yuan sat down, unceremoniously, took the menu and ordered a lot of dishes, Jiang You hadn't eaten a food stall for a long time because of his martial arts practice, so he thought that it shouldn't matter if he ate once in a while, plus Lu Yuan said that he had a treat, and it was not bad to save money for a meal.

The big iron pot was served, the red oil and spicy soup was sprinkled with emerald green garlic sprouts, and the four or five bottles of big green stick beer were opened, and the three of them didn't say a word, so they cooked first.

Lu Yuan and Lin Jingting ate very quickly, just like the reincarnation of a hungry ghost, and even took Jiang You to eat quickly, after practicing martial arts, the amount of food was very large, but fortunately, Lu Yuan was a little more, and the three of them ate the food in the pot after you fought for me.

Lin Jingting took the beer bottle and drank the wine, wiped the fine sweat on his forehead, and exclaimed: "Good wine!" Joyfully! ”

Jiang You couldn't help but laugh and said, "This is also considered good wine?" ”

"Wine that doesn't cost money is good wine!"

Jiang You thought about it, yes, he also drank the beer, and now that he was full of wine and food, it was time to talk about business.

"Let's talk about your situation first!" Lu Yuan crossed Erlang's legs, lit a cigarette, and said to Lin Jingting.

"Bring me one first!"

Lu Yuan glanced at him, took out a crumpled ten-yuan cigarette from his pocket painfully, and handed it to Jiang You and Lin Jingting.

Lin Jingting took a puff of cigarette and looked like he was enjoying it, and then said: "That is, the day before yesterday, when I was sleeping, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear, saying that the sequence woke up, and then a text appeared in front of me. ”

"What is supernatural powers?"

"Extreme speed, you can increase your speed by 50%!"

"Haha, you are such a lazy person, you have awakened such magical powers." Jiang You couldn't help but laugh on the side.

"That's right, we are a relevant organization formed by the state, which is specifically designed to deal with this kind of thing, and now we invite you to join."

"It's troublesome when you hear it, can you refuse?"

"Yes."

"Then I refuse."

Jiang You was curious: "Don't you want to know what these sequences are all about, and what has happened to the world?" ”

"Too lazy to think!"

Lu Yuan said: "Then you are not afraid that after refusing, someone will trouble you?" ”

"If I don't follow the path of others, who would be difficult for me as a student?"

"Yes!"

Lu Yuan stood up, "That's okay, if you don't join, you won't join, let's talk about this today, I'll give you an address, and I'll come here tomorrow to build a file for you, Xiao Jiang, check out!" ”

"Didn't you say you had a treat?"

"Where do I have money, Xiao Jiang, you have to seek progress, think about it below, it's not me covering you? What's wrong with inviting me to a meal? ”

Jiang You smiled, too lazy to break with this scoundrel, got up and settled the account.

"You're not leaving?"

"I'm tired from sitting and eating." Lin Jingting leaned on the back of the chair and said lazily.

Jiang You was speechless for a while, this person was too lazy, the two of them walked halfway, Lu Yuan turned around and said: "By the way, don't think that with supernatural powers, you can break the law and discipline......" Lu Yuan said halfway, and when he saw Lin Jingting's laziness, he laughed, just this guy's laziness, it is estimated that it is impossible.

Lin Jingting raised his eyelids, and with a hum, Jiang You and Lu Yuan left.