Chapter 321: The Queen Mother is Drunk [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
Li Ping'an called the two mountain gods to follow together, but it was nothing else.
Their birth is closely related to these Taoist soldiers of the Western Sect, and they may have some unique insights.
As the only two mountain gods in the heavenly court, Laifa is not only much higher than Tianhu in terms of strength, but also much better than the five big and three thick Tianhu in terms of image.
She has just returned to the heavenly court, she has adapted to the identity of the gods of the heavenly court, she is already tall and beautiful, at this moment she is wearing a white dress, shining with shallow holy light, three thousand green silk coiled into cloud temples and then releasing several layers of treasure wheels, which makes people want to bow and worship when they look at it.
Fortunately, this kind of incense deity born under the influence of the Heavenly Dao does not have seven emotions and six desires;
Otherwise, the Tianhu Mountain God will become the number one suitor of the Law Mountain God.
The two mountain gods are responsible for patrolling the Empty Realm on weekdays, responding to the prayers of living beings and sending blessings to the Heavenly Court, and they are also an important source of Heavenly Court incense.
- Most of the incense merit they have received has been given to the heavenly court.
Li Ping'an talked to them about the million soldiers, and the two mountain gods couldn't come up with any unique opinions for a while.
Laifa's voice was gentle and clear, and he said slowly:
"Your Majesty, these Dao soldiers have actually been deprived of their aura and refined into walking corpses by special spells.
"They only have a shell now, and the shell contains the strange spiritual power that is mixed with their own mental power and the merit of incense.
"I want them to regain their true nature...... It's better to find a way to manipulate them and let them be used by the heavenly court. ”
Tianhu also said: "That's it. ”
Li Ping'an rode the clouds and fell towards a temple of the law.
At this moment, dozens of young monks knelt in front of the main hall of the temple, chanting words such as "His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is blessed with Jin'an", lest the Emperor be unhappy and attract heavenly punishment.
Li Ping'an had previously killed hundreds of thousands of evil monks, and the deterrent power was directly full.
In the backyard of the temple, hundreds of Taoist soldiers sat quietly and chanted.
The mottled spiritual power in their bodies is equivalent to that of a Qi Refiner from the Hezhen Realm to the Heaven and Earth Bridge Realm, who does not eat, drink, or sleep, and only knows how to recite scriptures.
These Taoist soldiers originally relied on the merits of incense to prolong their lives;
Now that the merit of incense has been cut off, it will die of old age in three to five hundred years.
"They can't even forget their names."
Li Ping'an sighed lightly and looked at these men, women and children with his hands.
The mountain god discussed and comprehended the way of heaven, Li Ping'an studied for a long time, but he didn't have any ideas.
These million Dao soldiers can only be driven by Western secret methods, and it is indeed a hidden danger to keep them.
Kill directly?
Li Ping'an was faintly a little unbearable.
At that moment, Li Ping'an asked Laifa and Tianhu to return to the Heavenly Court station, and each went to invite the two masters they thought were the smartest to come over.
Laifa invited the Turtle Spirit Virgin and Hou Tu Niang;
Tianhu invited Wang Shan and Huanglong Zhenren.
Li Ping'an looked at the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother with an innocent face and clear eyes that people couldn't bear to coax her, and turned his head to look at the Lai Fa......
Is there really no one in his heavenly court?
Li Ping'an hadn't complained yet, and Hou Tu Niangniang had already asked softly: "Your Majesty is worried about how to deal with these Taoist soldiers?" ”
"Well," Li Ping'an nodded, "Do you have a way?" ”
"No," Houtu said softly, "I'm not very good at human magic, and although I have recently comprehended the art of the cycle of life and death and the resurrection of plants and trees, I can't use these Dao soldiers." ”
"There is a trip to Lao Daoyou."
Li Ping'an thanked him, and Houtu shook his head gently, looking at these Taoist soldiers carefully.
Hou Tu sighed lightly: "All living beings are suffering, the truth is difficult to survive, there are strong evils, and good things are bullied, this may be the mission of the Heavenly Court built by His Majesty." ”
Li Ping'an: ......
Although Houtu Daoyou speaks very well and is very gentle, these words are really of little practical use.
Wang Shan said suddenly: "Your Majesty, the minister just thought, don't you have a method of spiritual transformation?" ”
Li Ping'an was stunned.
Then, his eyes lit up, looking at the Dao soldiers in front of him.
The method of spiritual transformation is of little use to these Dao soldiers, but the predecessor of the method of spiritual transformation, the fountain of immortality of the Queen Mother of the West, is not just enough to deal with the current problem?
The reason why these Dao soldiers are in such a state is mainly because the Yuan Soul has been banned, so that they have cut off other thoughts and only know how to chant sutras, and the damage to the Yuan Soul is irreversible.
What is the effect of the Fountain of Youth?
Take a sip and give birth to a new body, and then the old body becomes nourishment.
It can not only revive these silent souls, but also make those bans disappear, and also allow these incense spiritual powers to be transmitted to new bodies!
What is Heavenly Court lacking most now?
Heavenly Soldiers!
And if the millions of Dao soldiers they got from this sneak attack on the Western Sect all obey the Fountain of Immortality and inherit this spiritual power, even if their 'second' strength will weaken, there will be many people who can practice here!
Practicing with spiritual power can get twice the result with half the effort.
Li Ping'an looked at Wang Shan and shook a ray of light in his hand.
Wang Shan blinked, arched his hand and smiled: "Thank you, Your Majesty for the reward!" ”
Li Ping'an waved his hand: "Go and invite Fairy Ziyao!" ”
"I'll shout Haruka!"
Although I don't know what happened, the turtle spirit, which was quite positive, turned into a rainbow light and disappeared.
Li Ping'an suppressed the joy in his heart, took out the treasured Fountain of Immortality in his sleeve, and asked Tianhu and Laifa to work together, and poured a mouthful of the Fountain of Immortality into the hundreds of Dao soldiers at the front one by one.
They only need to wait ten days for them to know how effective the Fountain of Youth!
At this moment, more than 100 Taoist soldiers bulged their lower abdomen at the same time, and Li Ping'an's eyes bloomed with golden light, and he had already seen the 'bead fetus' that appeared in their lower abdomen.
A little bit of spiritual light left these Dao soldier souls and fell towards the 'pearl fetus'.
Those bans, talismans, and spell nails nested inside the Dao Soldier's Yuan Soul were completely silent at the moment.
This should work.
Because these Dao soldiers themselves have no memories, and their hearts are empty, the new spirits they give birth to will be as pure as babies.
"It's really the way to go."
Li Ping'an sighed in his heart:
"This drink and a peck, is it really a plan of heaven? Otherwise, it's too much of a coincidence.
"The incense merit gathered by the Western Sect can be directly absorbed and transformed by me, the quasi-Heavenly Emperor, and these Taoist soldiers engaged in by the Western Sect were completely restrained by the Fountain of Immortality of the Queen Mother of the West.
"Western religion is full of karma, but it objectively promotes the prosperity of the three thousand small worlds.
"If the Fountain of Immortality can really solve the plight of the Western Sect soldiers, why should Heavenly Court not prosper, and how can the Western Sect not be defeated?"
Li Ping'an was in a good mood, and he really wanted to drag Wang Shanfu to a big white.
Wang Shan said on the side: "Your Majesty, do you still want to advance the previous plan?" ”
"Other plans are progressing normally," Li Ping'an said solemnly, "Don't let others know about this place, the Fountain of Immortality is temporarily listed as the first secret of the Heavenly Court!" ”
Everyone here called themselves yes, and the temple was also tightly covered by the divine power of the two mountain gods.
After a while, the turtle spirit landed in front of Li Ping'an and gestured to Li Ping'an.
Zi Yao is drunk and is going crazy.
……
Can the Queen Mother of the West get drunk too?
Li Ping'an really wanted to know, which immortal brew this is, how many thousands of years of elixir, or if the wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk.
Zi Yao and Qing Su lived not far from Li Ping'an's dormitory, and the interval was only a few hundred miles.
It was next to a small waterfall with beautiful scenery, two attics that had been refined into magic weapons, embedded in the cliffs, and you could open the window to see the waterfall and mountain streams, the rainbow of water vapor, and the scenery of the mountains.
Zi Yao was indeed drunk.
She was lying on the low table in disheveled clothes at the moment, her elaborate dress was thrown on the ground at random, her two cloth boots were one on the side of the bathtub and the other on the screen, and she was wearing only a bright white placket, that is, a small coat and trousers, and her long black hair was tied into a simple ponytail, and a few wet petals were attached to it.
Qingsu, who was drinking with Zi Yao, was not drunk at the moment, and the long skirt on her body was spotless, and after seeing Li Ping'an, she blinked slightly.
It was as if Master was saying, 'I really wasn't drunk on this. ’
Or say, 'I didn't expect her to drink so little.' ’
"Master, what's wrong with her?"
"I don't know," Qing Su said, "she was just drinking alcohol, and when I came to accompany her between practices, she pulled me and said a lot of things...... Why did the teacher lie to her, such words. ”
Li Ping'an took out the sobering elixir and sighed: "This is the critical moment to ask her for help, and she is drunk directly." ”
Qingsu suddenly asked, "Do you want to avoid Lingling and me?" ”
Avoid?
Li Ping'an was stunned, and then looked at Qingsu's rather serious and beautiful face, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
He said, "Master, you have nothing to do and read some miscellaneous books, do I still want to take advantage of others?" ”
"Oh," Qingsu replied, the corners of his mouth pursed slightly, and he seemed to be smiling.
On the side, the turtle spirit asked crisply: "How can you take advantage of people's danger?" ”
Li Ping'an smiled without saying a word, sat down on the side of the low table, looked down at the beautiful and incomprehensible face of Fairy Zi Yao, and put the sobering pill into her mouth.
A layer of light blue fairy light wrapped Zi Yao's body, keeping the decanting pill out.
But it is the Kunlun Divine Mirror that protects itself.
Turtle Lingling leaned over and poked: "Master nephew, if it doesn't work, just wait for her to wake up." ”
"It's okay," Li Ping'an said, "she can't get drunk for ten days." ”
Qingsu asked, "But what is the important thing to find her?" ”
Li Ping'an simply said that the fountain of immortality may have a restraint effect on the Western Taoist soldiers, and Qing Su's eyes were a little more colorful.
However, before Qing Su could speak, Fairy Ziyao suddenly sat up straight, her pretty face was drunk, she opened her mouth and burped, and suddenly said:
"Your Majesty...... Do you want me? ”
Li Ping'an frowned and looked at her, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Zi Yao suddenly opened his hands and pounced on Li Ping'an.
Li Ping'an's figure immediately flashed to the side, and Zi Yao fell directly to the ground, causing a dissatisfied cold snort, which also made the collar of her small placket scattered, revealing a snow-white.
A strand of hair fell in front of Zi Yao, she turned her head to look at Li Ping'an, although her posture was indecent and her face was drunk, but she had a beautiful scenery.
Zi Yao muttered, "You're not...... Belch...... Ask me...... Li Ping'an, you stand ......"
She staggered to her feet, and was about to pounce on Li Ping'an again.
"Uncle Ling! Help first! ”
Li Ping'an turned his head to look, but saw that his master and Uncle Ling were nowhere to be found, and the door of the attic was even closed.
Li Ping'an: ......
No, this is Zi Yao's carefully planned trap?
It doesn't look like it.
Li Ping'an frowned and dodged to the side, allowing Fairy Ziyao to pounce again.
Zi Yao didn't fall this time, turned around and tilted his head to look at Li Ping'an, and complained dissatisfiedly:
"What are you running, am I ugly? Am I terrible as an ancient power? Do you think I'm old...... I'm here, this is a new body that has just been condensed, and my skin is smooth, and I'm Da Luo Jinxian, and the skin of my two bodies is very good...... Li Ping'an, why are you scolding me...... Do you know that so many people look at me and laugh at me...... Even the teacher lied to me......"
Li Ping'an asked softly: "How did I lie to you?" ”
"He said that Heavenly Court has the opportunity to become holy, and said that I only need to enter Heavenly Court and become a queen of heaven...... You will have the opportunity to become a saint of heaven and earth, and sleep with heaven and earth...... Stand! The top of all beings......"
Fairy Ziyao took a light breath and took two steps forward:
"I just want to live this once, I don't want to be detached......
"The teacher must blame me, the last time he came to look for me, I chose you, and I didn't choose to follow him away to find transcendence, so the teacher blames me......
"If the teacher doesn't want to give me Hongmeng Purple Qi, why should he tell me from the beginning that I can become holy...... How am I still sanctified...... The Emperor of Heaven is avoiding me...... Woo ah......"
She suddenly covered her face and began to cry.
Li Ping'an couldn't help but be in a hurry.
The turtle spirit is really right, Zi Yao is playing drunk crazy!
"Fellow Daoist, don't be like this," Li Ping'an glanced left and right a few times, but still didn't dare to take the initiative to move forward.
His strength is much worse than Zi Yao, and it is easy to be restrained by Zi Yao when he gets up.
Uncle Ling and Master must be peeking in some corner now!
Li Ping'an thought about appeasing Zi Yao first, so his voice became gentler:
"Daoyou, I did it on purpose to say that you did that last time, I had a lot of concerns at that time, and I asked Daoyou to ......"
"Hee-hee! Lie to you! I didn't cry! ”
Fairy Ziyao suddenly dropped her hands, hanging on her face that was as red as ripe apples, with a little stupidity, but there were two crystal tears hanging from the corners of her eyes that had not yet dried.
She grinned and said:
"I'm the Queen Mother of the West! How could I cry like Lingling?
"Humph!"
She pinched her waist with her left hand, waved forward with her right hand, raised her foot and stepped on the low table, and shouted:
"I want to dominate the secret realm of Yaochi! There is a diva's destiny! Since it is a hundred times better than Xi and Wangshu, it has been passed down through the ages! ”
Li Ping'an's heart was really touched.
He shook his head and chuckled, and said slowly: "Lord Queen Mother of the West, then you sit down now, how about I make you a cup of tea?" ”
"Let me think about it, you look weird."
Zi Yao puffed out the corners of his mouth, such a small action of a drunk person had no specific meaning, but at this moment, he was obediently kneeling behind the low table, tilting his head to look at Li Ping'an, and smiling stupidly.
Li Ping'an sat on the other side of the low table and used his immortal power to take away the dozen or so wine jugs.
He felt dizzy after just a slight smell of the wine, and he didn't know what kind of rare wine it was.
At that moment, Li Ping'an took out the tea set, and put a pill into the teacup while making tea.
"Huh? You poison! You don't think I'm drunk! I'm not drunk! You poisoned me in front of me! Don't you look down on me! Give me the poison and I'll eat it myself! ”
"What kind of poison, this is an elixir!"
Li Ping'an's heart moved, and he said slowly:
"An elixir that can whiten the skin, maintain youthful vitality, and make your skin glow and bright."
"Oh-"
Zi Yao's phoenix eyes suddenly had two more little stars:
"Then you put a few more!"
Li Ping'an poured a pot of hangover pill into the teapot, Zi Yao held the teacup, sniffed and sniffed on the tip of his nose, stretched out the tip of his pink tongue and licked it gently, and then began to smirk.
Li Ping'an sighed with a smile: "I really want to take a photo bead to record you like this." ”
Fairy Ziyao burped, took a sip of tea, and let out a few soft sighs......
"Alas, it's so delicious, do you want to be a fairy? I have a kind of elixir here that can turn male fairies into fairies! ”
Li Ping'an's forehead was full of black lines, waiting for the hangover pill to play a role, chatting with her casually.
"What are you doing with this elixir?"
"Because fairies are fragrant, there are thousands of fairies in my Yao Chi, they are beautiful and beautiful, I specially made a fountain of immortality for them, so that they can stay young forever...... I also thought that if there was a male immortal who wanted to join my forces, then I would let him take this elixir...... I'm the queen of heaven in the future, what will it look like to raise a man in the secret realm......"
I began to wake up, and the language became more logical.
But not many are sober.
Li Ping'an smiled and asked, "Then what do you think of Li Ping'an?" ”
"Aren't you Li Ping'an...... Cut, a lucky silly boy......"
Li Ping'an: ......
"But," Zi Yao tilted her head, looked at him in a daze, and muttered, "Aren't I also a lucky silly girl." ”
Li Ping'an: ......
"I was born and I was a teacher, and I was chosen by the teacher...... The teacher has always told me that I am the queen of heaven and I am the queen of heaven, so I Yao Chi, I must become the queen of heaven, I want to be above the ten thousand immortals, and ride with the emperor! ”
Zi Yao said depressedly:
"You don't understand me at all, you know that you murder me.
"Let me tell you, if it weren't for your father who could influence the Heavenly Dao to give a lecture to the Heavenly Dao, I would have pouted you, the quasi-Heavenly Emperor, a long time ago!
"When the time comes, there will be no one to protect you, so I will take you back to Yaochi, give you the elixir of becoming a fairy, and let you come over every day to kiss my toes, hum! Here you go! My toe is the most satisfying part of me! ”
She really took off her socks, lifted her right foot with both hands, and handed her slender jade foot to Li Ping'an.
Suddenly, Zi Yao was stunned.
Maintaining the posture of raising his feet with both hands, the fairy light flashed in his eyes, and the light purple fairy light flashed around his body.
The whole attic can be heard of pins dropping.
Li Ping'an's breathing was a little frozen.
I'm with the baby today, and the next chapter will be noon tomorrow~
(End of chapter)