Chapter 47: What the hell, dad and son are fighting?
Albert's gaze wandered.
Subconsciously take a few steps backwards.
The pace was heavy and slow, and each step seemed to be mired in a quagmire, and it seemed overwhelming.
His body was bent as if in great pain.
The shoulders are lowered, as if they have lost their upward momentum.
"Hey, are you in a bad mood...?"
The big slug approached, its two tentacles swaying slightly, and then drooped down.
"Is it because Gaba has eaten all the food, which makes you angry...?"
"It's all Gaba's fault, it's all Gaba's fault, don't be angry..."
Gabba said with grievances, like a child who made a mistake.
Albert, exhausted, was speechless about this.
Even the English nationals who watched the live broadcast remained silent. There are not a few barrages, and the screen looks very deserted.
It is impossible for any normal person to be in heat with a big slug......
Having such a terrible partner is enough to be upset and embarrassing.
I don't have the face to mention it at all.
Only by remaining silent can the pride of the English people be less fragile.
Followed by.
The arrival of some new audiences has broken the glass hearts of the English nationals.
"Why didn't anyone speak?"
"Oh my God, this big slug is really disgusting, and living with such a partner is simply torture!"
"But the voice of the slug is quite beautiful...... It is sad that God has given her a wonderful voice and yet deprived her of her beauty. ”
“……”
The sudden remarks are like thin needles, stimulating the nerves of the English people.
It's like uncovering a scar and sprinkling salt on it.
I thought that the new audience was a Yanguo person who had a conflict.
I didn't expect to look at the other party's IP, but what was displayed was the United States.
The English Nationals were stunned for a few seconds.
Fight back now!
"Shut up! The people who have crossed with gorillas are not qualified to make irresponsible comments about us! ”
"If you have that time for gossip, let's think about solving the [madness] problem in your country first."
"The country is really magical, I remember that the number of people selected for punishment was only 500,000, and the statistics of these two days show that the number of people involved in the riots is at least 2 million...... Tsk, that's weird. ”
"Is it because I was cooking today and put too much oil in it, which seduced the people of the United States? In this regard, I must remind you that I put olive oil, not oil that you like, please don't rob me of my breakfast. ”
“……”
It's also to blame the audience of the United States for not opening which pot to mention.
I have to show my head at this juncture.
Let the English people, who were already suppressing the fire in their bellies, finally find the object to vent their anger.
In terms of yin and yang, the English is ancestral.
The people of the United States who implement their free will are not used to it, and they go up with a temper.
"The English goblins are going crazy?"
"You English people are all greasy and greasy, and you can go to the supermarket to buy olive oil when you cook a dish, and you can't just scrape a little bit from yourself."
"Or it's more appropriate to call you a-stirring stick, after all, your viscount, but you're really stirring."
“……”
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
Where there are rivers and lakes, there must be strife.
Online violence always comes inexplicably.
The two sides sounded the horn of battle, spraying and scolding each other in the live broadcast room, revealing each other's strengths and weaknesses.
The English scolded the people of the United States as abnormal human beings who were about to degenerate and return to their ancestors.
The people of the United States scolded the English as sticky and disgusting humanoid slugs.
This scolding war spread very quickly in the live broadcast of unbounded marriage.
It attracted a lot of people who eat melons to come and watch.
on this.
The reaction of the people of Yanguo was:
"Why did my father quarrel with his son?"
"Uh... If you don't understand, just ask, who is the father and who is the son? ”
"In the past, England was the father of the United States. Now, the United States is the father of England. ”
"It's against Tiangang, and the hall is filial piety.jpg"
"The question is, is this considered domestic violence? / Squint and smile .jpg"
"No, because it's under the control of the Animal Protection Society."
This farce attracted many people from Yan Country to the English live broadcast room.
The two sides are in full swing in a scolding war, and no one will let anyone.
But all this did not affect Albert, a player in the game world, at all.
He was staring at the barrel in front of him with a sad expression.
Inside the bucket, it was filled with sticky slime.
"Now, if you're hungry, just eat this."
As if flattering, the Armyworm Gabba pushed his head against the barrel and pushed it to Albert.
It's not useless mucus, it's high-protein, high-nutrient mucus secreted in her body.
It consumed a lot of spiritual power from Gaba.
In fact, in the two days when there was no food, Albert actually ate a little.
The taste is indescribable, like nausea, sticky snot.
At least it can quench your thirst and satisfy your hunger.
For him, it's the best food at the moment.
Audience reaction in Yanguo:
"It may seem strange, but I guess it's at least better than the English cuisine."
"Look up at the stars and find out."
"Don't mention that word! Lightning protection! Back then, I was pitted by this picturesque dish name! ”
"One thing to say, I think the Gaba girl is very attentive to Albert, and she is willing to give him the treasured snot to eat, if this is not love, what do I have to be sad about, thank you for your generosity~~"
"Your own people, don't be open!"
"I said it a long time ago, this is very sweet for CP, right? /hey~"
……
"We can't go on like this!"
Although Albert was in a desperate situation, both physically and mentally.
But it would be too painful for this Viscount of the Gray family of England to live by eating big snot every day.
He tries to find a way out of this world full of slime.
Thereupon.
Albert ran back to the cabin, ready to enter the matchmaking room, gamble again, and choose a new partner.
However.
It was originally a bridal room with golden brilliance, but at this time, it was gray.
Apparently a partner has not yet been matched.
“Fuck!” He burst into foul language.
I knew that this would be the result of the version update.
It's better to enter the marriage room early yesterday.
Now, it's time to know when you'll be matched with a new partner.
I'm going to have to live with this disgusting big slug for a while.
"Then go into the random room!"
Albert was forced to be ruthless.
Just as he hesitated to enter the number one door.
But Gabba came over and entangled him.
"Gaba is so boring, so lonely...... Gabba wants to play Paratuu with you. ”
Albert: "......"
Palato is not what you understand it to be!
Look at the way I look now, where is there still a little worldly desire?!
I'm not in the mood to accompany you Papapa!
"Advanced Random Room!"
"Don't!"
“…… Go in with me first and find food to fill your stomach. ”
"Yes, Gaba is not very well."
“…… You, what's wrong? Albert asked.
Gabba squirmed a little, and seemed a little embarrassed to speak.
But look at Albert's anxious look.
can only be honest:
"Maybe I've eaten too much wood in the past few days, and I'm a little constipated...... So I want you to help Gabatong ......"
After speaking.
Gaba couldn't help but say something, and pestered Albert.
"So, let's hurry up and come to Paratuu a few more times!"
"Gaba, it's quite uncomfortable to say......"
(End of chapter)