Chapter 145: If You Didn't Pretend to Be a Parasite
As for the properties of alien parasites implanting false memories.
At first, although it made Mira Belle hesitate, she couldn't stand the other party's strength level, and no matter how you look at it, it was a huge loophole.
It can't be concealed no matter what.
"I'm sorry, it's me Meng Lang......"
Xu Lin gave a thumbs up to Mira Belle.
In the matter of killing decisively, he is always prone to thinking too much, which is not as good as the little flower fairy.
Compared with.
It is also a thunder beast that kills decisively and does it if it is not satisfied.
At this time, he was talking to the 'Great Thunder Beast' pretending to be two parasites.
"You're a beep...... Come and see, you guy, this is my parents, and they came to me on purpose based on my breath in the valley. ”
As soon as the small telegraph machine spoke, he realized that his words were wrong, and immediately pretended to be a good baby, and behaved well in front of the 'Thunder Beast Parents'.
"Don't be stupid."
Xu Lin reminded: "They are pretending to be parasites, and their strength level is not even E-level, how can they be your parents?" ”
Hearing this, the thunder beast's eyes revealed confusion and shock.
"Besides, it's been a long time since you've been here, and your breath in the Lightning Strike Wood Valley has long since dissipated, and even if your parents really come back, it's not so easy to find here."
At this moment, the strength of the thunder beast's whole body seemed to be evacuated, and it was unable to move.
yes, my parents are long dead......
When I was a young child, they lured away the B+-class dread-clawed alligator to protect me.
Since then, he has never been back......
I'm afraid it's more than lucky.
This painful fact was like a pinprick in the body, piercing the only remaining fantasy in the thunderbeast's mind.
The moment it looked up, it looked at the two parasites disguised as its parents, and tears rolled down like pearls.
"You damn worms, how dare you use my parents to deceive my feelings!"
Thunder rage!
The angry thunder beast launched its ultimate move as soon as it made a move.
Those two parasites, which were not even E-class, disappeared in an instant as soon as they touched the thunder.
If Xu Lin hadn't stopped it in time, this maple leaf forest might have been blown up by the thunder beast.
Clean up your mood and deal with the parasites in the courtyard of your home and near the Lingzhi Field.
In the end, Xu Lin and his party went to the residential villa.
"Aren't you suspicious of me?"
On the way, Xu Lin asked Mira Belle with interest.
"Aren't you afraid I'm also a parasite pretend?"
"You?" Mirabel chuckled.
"Let me think about how much trouble you little pervert has caused me."
For example, in the form of Mila Belle's female ghost, let her first shout "miscellaneous fish ~ miscellaneous fish" to provoke.
Then when the mood is up, I will meow Mira Belle and beg for mercy.
For another example, in the form of the black maid, Mila Belle conjured up a teacher's uniform, a secretary's uniform, a doctor's uniform, and played role-playing......
For example......
And also......
"Alright, stop talking!"
With Mira Belle's example one by one, Xu Lin's old face was a little unbearable.
"Aren't you like that!" Xu Lin also began to look through the old accounts.
After opening the role-playing column, Mira Belle also liked this tune.
For example, she will play the daughter of a rich family in ancient times.
Let Xu Lin play the role of a down-and-out wandering scholar.
For a full meal, he abandoned the book of sages and was abducted by the daughter of a rich family, Mirabelle.
For another example, she will let Xu Lin play the role of a prisoner in prison.
He plays the role of the warden......
This project sometimes brings Ellie and Sophia together.
However, the plot will be rearranged.
Make Ellie and Sophia prisoners.
Mirabelle is also a warden.
Xu Lin plays the affectionate husband who has to feed the warden Mirabel in order to deliver meals to his two beloved wives.
"Are you going over old scores with me?" Mirabelle's eyes narrowed.
"Or else?" Xu Lin, "What did you mention, idol!" ”
Mirabel pinched his ears.
'Gentle' spoke, "But today, the parasite in the house, you little bastard, provoked it, right?" ”
"As a punishment, in tonight's script, I decided to choose the [criminal suspect] drama!"
"Can you change it to [Wife's Mama] or [Kind Aunt]?" Xu Lin bargained.
"What do you say?" Mira Belle leaned in and bit Xu Lin's ear, "You are a petty criminal, and you are not qualified to ask this judge for a sky-high price!" ”
…… This little flower fairy is quite fast to enter the play.
Xu Lin subconsciously gasped.
At this moment, he suddenly regretted inviting Mirabel to open the door to a new world.
If you know today, why bother in the first place.
Tonight, I guess it's bearable.
However, the above words, because they are not suitable for children, are automatically blocked by the system.
So the hundreds of millions of viewers in front of the screen don't know what Xu Lin and his wife are talking about.
……
"Hey, Sir Xu, and Little Flower Fairy and Little Ellie."
"Of course, we can't forget the greedy little thunder beast!"
In front of the villa, a middle-aged Mi man wearing a blue military uniform, white hair, a Chinese face, and a major general medal greeted Xu Lin warmly.
In front of him, there is also a barbecue grill, which is grilling fragrant and sizzling skewers.
On the side, a banner stands, with four big characters written in yellow on a red background: Li Mei barbecue!
"The little ones are hungry, come and eat the skewers, this is my exclusive secret dish in the style of cherry blossoms, and no one can compare to me in the barbecue area!"
At this point, Li Mei is very conceited.
After speaking.
Li Mei took two strings of Japanese-style roasted bird lanterns (that is, immature eggs with chicken ovaries) and handed them to Xu Lin, "Eat more of this, and young people will have to make up for it." ”
Seeing that Xu Lin was unmoved.
Li Mei's expression looked a little embarrassed.
"Do you still remember the scene when you and I drove bombers to bomb Higashizakura City during World War II?"
"At that time, the fire was all over the sky, the houses were all set on fire, the wind helped the fire, and those little Sakura people were happy, and there were acquaintances everywhere."
"We can smell the smell of barbecue in the sky."
"You also told me that you want to eat barbecue, so after I was discharged from the army, I opened this barbecue restaurant, don't you usually like to eat? Why don't you have any appetite today? ”
Hear the words.
Xu Lin patted Li Mei's shoulder with a heartache.
"yes, how I wish it was true."
sighed.
Xu Lin wiped his tears, "It's a pity, Brother Li Mei, you are pretending to be a parasite!" ”
"The real you, if you are still alive, I will accompany you to drink two glasses."
After speaking.
Xu Lin tried his best to control the technique, so that the Li Mei brothers, who were pretending to be parasites, could relax when they went on the road.
Pack up your mixed feelings.
Xu Lin took Mirabelle, Ellie, Sword Dance, and Thunder Beast.
Stepped into the villa.
Cleaned up some parasites in the living room.
In the alchemy room, Sophia was found again.
Xiao Feifei has always been obsessed with the idea of the new Danfang, and there are no parasites around.
Blinking Bling Bring's big eyes, he swept over Xu Lin and the others.
Thinking back to the previous bad experiences.
For example, Xu Lin once threatened to make her a halo because she always kicked the quilt.
Mila Belle didn't use the rattan whip to play with her recently, but fell in love with Xu Lin.
Little Bunny said last time that he would help her make new clothes, but because of the lack of materials, he accidentally made a love ★ costume.
The small telegraph machine secretly ate the pill she failed to refine, vomited and diarrhea, and made the entire alchemy room stink......
There is also Sword Dance, this female puppet seems to be carrying her behind her back and secretly eyeing Xu Lin......
A little reminiscence.
Sophia can basically conclude that these people in front of her are real family members.
It is absolutely impossible for a parasite to pretend.
(End of chapter)