Chapter 5: The Strangeness of Despair

But what should come will always come, Jiang Xiao, who has been torn apart, stood up again, and his tone was still as honest as ever.

"Oh, dear Sandy, I have a big stone in my stomach!"

"Hi Sandy, are you going to blow bubbles? I'll just take you two cents and a half! โ€

"Sandy, you need to give me two ice creams, one for me and one for my best friend SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Be vigilant Sandy, the Flying Devil might take action!"

"I should go...... Belch.. I guess I should run...... Oh! I think I should run wild! Right! Bolted! Sandy!! Run wild! โ€

Countless expressionless Jiang Xiao surrounded Wang Xiaoai and said some pig words that didn't match the preface and afterword.

Wang Xiaoai curled up in the corner of the hospital bed in pain, with a collapsed, helpless and crazy expression.

(เฎ‡ะดเฎ‡; "Goose box, goose box box... Sandy.. Sandy, Sandy? Who is Sandy? I? I'm Sandy! Patrick, are you Patrick, SpongeBob SquarePants? Oh, I think I'll need a double delicious crab burger, too..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom was also stunned, and seemed to feel that there was something more chaotic in their heads.

ใ€......ใ€‘

[I want to ask, who is weird? ใ€‘

[Well, just Jiang Xiao's whole thing, I can't stand it if I give it to me anyway, I'd rather be dismembered...]

[Wang Xiaoai: Who is mentally ill? ใ€‘

Seeing Wang Xiaoai smirking incessantly on the hospital bed, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but pat her head.

"Oh my God, you're like a psycho right now, can you tell me what the hell is going on?"

What's going on?

This sentence was undoubtedly the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiaoai tore her hair in despair, and a crazy laugh came out of her mouth.

"Ha, haha, wahahahahahaha!!!"

"Who is psychopathic? Oh, yes, I'm Sandy, and Sandy is psychopathic, yes, that's the big star doctor. โ€

Just when Wang Xiaoai was talking to herself, the extra 'Jiang Xiao' slowly disappeared.

From this point of view, the existence of these "clones" is also time-limited, and only the last Jiang Xiao himself with a disgusted expression was left at the scene.

Jiang Xiao (#-.-): "I'll go, there's something wrong with you, let's just play with the plot performance, why are you still so deep in the play?" What a crazy woman, forget it, I'll go talk to other patients about my feelings. โ€

Wang Xiaoai was stunned for a moment....

(เฎ‡ะดเฎ‡; "Wowhahahaha, yes, yes! I'm a madwoman, a madwoman, I'm still a psychopath, oh, I'm Sandy, you're talking about the squirrel that lives in Beechburg, wahahaha..."

[Completely insane? Or is it insane? ใ€‘

[For a while... I was speechless...]

[Amen, please forgive Jiang Xiao's crimes. ใ€‘

[I, I feel that the next mental illness is the blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes before Jiang Xiao is such a doctor.. ใ€‘

[Wait, my brain hurts a little, Jiang Xiao.... Is it mentally ill? ใ€‘

[I don't know the others, but who is it?] It's certainly not a neurosis. ใ€‘

[The world is drunk, I am sober? Maybe Jiang Xiao is the master who is hidden in the city! ใ€‘

[Upstairs, you got it, didn't you see the official diagnosis record stamped with the big red seal just now? ] ใ€‘

Just when everyone felt that they couldn't understand Jiang Xiao's operation, a person with ID called Crazy Kicking the Cripple's good leg answered this.

Kicking the lame's good leg: [Hello everyone, I am a psychiatrist, I just saw Jiang Xiao's case, and his paranoia is almost to the point of being terminally ill, that is to say, if he imagines himself to be a normal person, then he is a normal person! ] ใ€‘

[Isn't it? In other words, Jiang Xiao can switch back and forth between mental illness and normal people's personality? ใ€‘

[My mother, Jiang Xiao was split up just now, doesn't it seem abrupt to switch personalities back and forth? ใ€‘

The neurologist just now gave a detailed answer again.

Kick the cripple's good leg: [Yes, that's right, under normal circumstances, a person who imagines himself over and over again as a different character will definitely go crazy. ใ€‘

Kick the lame's good leg: [But.] But Jiang Xiao is not a normal person in the first place, right? He's gone crazy, he's crazy. ใ€‘

Kicking the lame's good leg: [And not only that, he also has a terminally ill split personality, maybe, maybe what 'Pai Daxing' did just now was done by 'Pai Daxing', Jiang Xiao himself is completely unimpressed. ใ€‘

[Blah, blah!] Doctor, don't talk about it, I seem to have a brain growing when I say it! ใ€‘

[I understand a little, what the doctor wants to express is nothing more than a meaning, Jiang Xiao is mentally ill, you can't look at mental illness with the eyes of a normal person! ] ใ€‘

The psychiatrist agreed with what the man above said.

Kick the good leg of the lame man: [That's right, Jiang Xiao is mentally ill, if you think mental illness is abnormal, then you are normal, when you feel mental illness is normal.. Then you're not normal! ใ€‘

ใ€Stop, stop!ใ€‘ Please, doctor, don't say... Don't say it, I feel like my brain stem is going to crack! ใ€‘

Just when everyone thought about it carefully and felt that this psychiatrist was very professional.

This "doctor" suddenly came with another sentence.

Kicked the lame man's good leg: [I'm sorry, the person who just spoke is a severely mentally ill person in our hospital, don't believe his words! ] ใ€‘

All:?????

Holy Shit๏ผ

Why did we just listen to a psychotic and put this nonsense on hold for a long time?

[Uh, I looked at this man's homepage, and he's really a psychopath...]

Everyone, look at it, it's not!

Kicking the lame man's good leg has a selfie video on it.

In the picture, he has old yellow teeth, wears the same blue and white stripes as Jiang Xiao, and the IP address is located in a psychiatric hospital.

This kind of sign can't be wrong, this guy is a psychopath!

Everyone completely collapsed, what the hell!

I just thought what he said made sense, and I was going to savor it.

[Why do I think what the psychosis just said does make some sense...]

[Uh, buddy, just said that when you think mental illness is abnormal, then you are normal, and if you think mental illness is normal, then you are abnormal. ใ€‘

[Is there any credibility for what he said as a mentally ill person?] In other words, what kind of mentality should we have now to judge his words in order to prove that we are normal people? ใ€‘

[You think his words are normal, but he is mentally ill, and you agree with this neurotic point of view, so you are also mentally ill? ใ€‘

[No, no, what you said upstairs is too superficial, should we push it back? He's neurotic, so what he says is abnormal in the first place, so what he says is normal is abnormal, and what is abnormal is normal...]

[No, this seems to form a paradox, doesn't it?] ใ€‘

[Wait, wait, let's stop, you want to prove that you are normal by judging what a psychopathy said? This thing is already very abnormal! ใ€‘

[Wait!] Stop, please don't talk about it, the amount of information is too high, let me slow down...]

Everyone was silent again, caught up in a new round of brainstorming.

In just as few words, there are so many elements to contain...

[Oops! No, no, let's go and see Lao Mi's wobu to collect the chaotic thoughts! ใ€‘

Yes, you can't think about it anymore, and if you think about it again, you're going to have something really wrong with your spirit!

At this time, Dr. Wobju was talking to the second patient.

The second psychopathic is a man named Wang Hai.

His medicine is very difficult to feed, and he is a normal person when he bites himself to death, and asks them to be let out!

Let 'them' out?

Who are they?

If nothing else, it should be the two women who are mentally ill, after all, the rules say, Wang Hai loves the two of them very much.

There seems to be some information on this Wang Hai's body...

Wobju plans to take his time and listen to his story first.

"You say you're a normal person, but why are you in a mental hospital?"

"I, I don't remember either..."

Wang Hai's lost and confused expression didn't seem like a lie.

It's similar to the feeling of the first female psychopath, except that this male spirit confirms that he is a normal person.

And Wang Xiaoai's consciousness seems to be more ignorant, and he doesn't remember what illness he has.

"And you, what's your relationship with the other two?"

Wob asked tentatively.

[Rule 5: The only male psychopath loves and loves the other two female psychopaths]

Normally, mentioning the other two female psychopaths in front of Wang Hai shouldn't make him angry and outrageous.

Sure enough, as Dr. Wobuju expected, this Wang Hai was not alienated when he heard Wobuju ask about their relationship.

On the contrary, his face is still full of love and nostalgia~

"The two of them are the closest people I've ever had in my life, and I love them."

S-Rank Talent: Deduction Launched!

Dr. Wobju put his natural skills to use.

"Wang Hai, I want to ask, do you think they are your closest people, but do they treat you as your closest person?"

The love on Wang Hai's face froze.

Clearly, Wobju's words touched at one of his heartstrings.