Chapter 9: The Witty Wabuju

Looking at the serious Wo Buju, Bai Liu's expression became even more aggrieved.

"Doctor, I, I admit that I have depression ... But.. But it was all forced out by their dog man and woman. ”

Depression?

That's right, depression is also one of the mental illnesses, and it stands to reason that you can also be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

It's just that at present, Wobuju is still skeptical of Bai Liu's explanation.

This white willow does look normal, even normal enough to be willing to take the initiative to reveal his condition.

You must know that whether it is Wang Xiaoai or Wang Hai, one doesn't know what disease he has, and the other bites himself to death and is not sick at all.

In this hospital, which reveals a strange atmosphere everywhere.

Only this Bai Liu actually explained what illness he had so easily.

Seeing that Wo Buju obviously didn't believe in himself, Bai Liu continued to plead.

"Doctor Wobuju, please believe me, Wang Xiaoai has destroyed my relationship with Wang Hai, she is a third party."

"If I want me to believe your words, you have to take the medicine obediently."

"Yes!"

Bai Liu happily swallowed the six pills and did not resist at all.

No matter how you look at it, she is a very normal human being.

With a frown, Wobuju left the lunch box to Bai Liu, and temporarily chose to withdraw from her hospital room.

Wabuju, who was leaning against the hallway, frowned, feeling a little confused in his thoughts.

"Judging from what Bai Liu said, it seems that I have already let me know the ins and outs of the whole story."

"Wang Hai cheated on Wang Xiaoai in marriage, which made Bai Liu depressed."

"But isn't it all too simple?"

"I almost didn't ask anything, Bai Liu took the initiative to tell the whole story."

"Taking a step back, even if what Bai Liu said is true, what kind of mental illness do the scumbag Wang Hai and the little third Wang Xiaoai have?"

"And most importantly, how should I treat them?"

【Clear the goal, cure your psychopath】

"Hey, there's no logic at all, it's not enough to just rely on Bai Liu's words."

Wobju felt clueless, and had no idea how to solve this strange story.

It is worthy of a nine-star difficulty, and it is not at all an order of magnitude with the rules and strange stories he cleared before.

Last time, the strange talk of Wobju only needs to escape from the murderous house.

Last time, the strange talk of Wabuju needs to be counter-killed with the help of rules.

But this time...

I am an expert in reasoning, not a psychologist.

Treatment of psychosis?

It really gave him a feeling of helplessness.

For now, we still have to wait and see, and there are still a few of the nine rules that have not appeared.

If nothing else, I will go to the dean in the evening to report the patient's condition.

Maybe the breakthrough is on the dean's side?

Thinking of this, after giving the other two boxed lunches to Wang Hai and Wang Xiaoai, Wabuju returned to his doctor's office.

The rest of the time is to recharge your batteries and prepare to meet the mysterious dean.

...

At this time, Jiang Xiao also arrived at Wang Hai's room.

"Brother Octopus, it's okay for the food I brought you, you don't have to thank me."

The green tendons on Wang Hai's forehead jumped, he really didn't want to deal with this new neurologist.

"You're still not leaving?"

Wang Hai issued an eviction order.

"Oh, Squidward, is that how you did your best friend Patrick Big."

"Okay, I won't drive you away, I just ask you to stop talking, don't disturb me eating."

Wang Hai opened the lunch box, and inside was heart, liver and lung tablets.

With a cold snort, Wang Hai took small bites, not wanting to deal with the neurosis in front of him.

"Squidward, your eating movements are so elegant, but I think you have to be like me."

Tear~

Jiang Xiao directly ripped open the last lunch box that had not yet been delivered, and finished it in two bites.

Wang:????

Please, can you do something I can understand?

[Well, if nothing happens, Jiang Xiao dried up the lunch box belonging to Bai Liu. 】

[Not only that, Bai Liu didn't have any medicine to eat, and the three bottles of "Magic Skittles" were all blown off by Jiang Xiaoxuan.. 】

[Bai Liu: I haven't eaten anything in a day? 】

In the end, Jiang Xiao left the boring Squidward and came to the door of the third ward.

‘DuangDuangDuang! ’

As soon as Jiang Xiao finished knocking, the voice of white willow came from inside.

"Is Dr. Jiang Xiao here? Come in. ”

Seeing Jiang Xiao enter the ward empty-handed, Bai Liu couldn't help but be stunned.

"Doctor, according to the time, you have to bring me food now."

"Oh, yes, then I don't know."

what?

Why is this Dr. Jiang Xiao's eyes so wise?

Bai Liu had doubts about the doctor's level, but he still said patiently.

"If I don't have food, I'm going to feel hungry, and I think you should go to the cafeteria and get one for me."

Jiang Xiao didn't answer, and his eyes were blank, as if he had completely emptied himself,

White Willow: ???

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, aren't you going to ask me something?"

Bai Liu reminded the former.

"Beautiful girl, I don't think I understand what to ask you."

Hey, this doctor doesn't seem to be quite right, why doesn't he look very smart?

"Well, it's okay to ask me anything, you're a doctor, you have this right."

"Really? But I'm afraid you won't be able to answer..."

"It's okay, you can ask about my condition, the relationship between me and the other two psychopaths, and then me..."

Before Bai Liu's words could be finished, he was interrupted by Jiang Xiao.

"You can't drink tap water directly, you can't eat apples directly, why wash apples with tap water that you can't drink directly?"

White Willow: ......

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, I think you have to ask something about my condition..."

"But you can ask whatever you want."

White Willow: ???

Countless people in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom scratched their heads.

[Jiang Xiao's question seems to be very deep, who can answer it? ] 】

[Report a little, involving my knowledge blind spot.. 】

[He doesn't look like a psychopath now.] Of course, he is certainly not a normal person. 】

Bai Liu gritted his teeth, it can't be just in a daze all the time, right? The atmosphere is also too awkward!

Okay, since you don't ask, then I'll tell you directly!

"Eh, Doctor Jiang Xiao, you don't understand, I am a woman abandoned by Wang Hai..."

"Why does he only abandon you and not others, I think you should find your own problems, and also, I am Doctor Pai Daxing, don't call me Doctor Jiang Xiao."

What a victim guilt!

Bai Liu gritted his silver teeth and explained to himself.

"Because Wang Hai only has one wife, he can only abandon me, and there is no other wife for him to abandon!"

"Maybe it's because... Maybe it's because Wang Hai thinks you're not suitable? Separation may be the right choice. ”

"No, we are very affectionate, we were intervened by Wang Xiaoai's third party!"

"Because you... Because of you.. Because you don't like him enough, if you like him as much as I like SpongeBob SquarePants, he won't abandon you. ”

"No, I love him, I love him so much, I love him even more than you love SpongeBob SquarePants."

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath and directly released his ultimate.

"Oh, then do you know how to make delicious crab roe buns, maybe he abandoned you because you didn't know how to make delicious crab roe burgers."

"Bread, meatloaf, then ketchup, crab roe sauce, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and finally... Bread! ”

[The master has made a move...]

[Dig it, this white willow can answer! ] 】

[Finally, there is one who can make two moves with Jiang Xiao, and the others are either directly silenced, or they are broken by the defense. 】

Seeing that some people couldn't say Bai Liu, Jiang Xiao started directly from the root.

"Maybe you should let Wang Hai find a few more wives, so that the probability of you being abandoned will be smaller."

Bai Liu patted his head, yes, why didn't he think of it?

If Wang Hai has five wives, the probability of losing himself will become 100% and become 20%...

"Wait, wait, no, no! Doctor Jiang Xiao, you can't change the concept, if he has five wives, it is equivalent to abandoning me! Polygamy was an ancient practice! It's not a good tradition of solving problems! ”

"Bad habits.... By the way, I think I've heard of it! ”

Jiang Xiao looked like he suddenly realized.

"You've heard of it! That's great. ”

"No, I don't, what's the deal with bad habits? Can you tell me about it? ”

Jiang Xiao's gaze became wise again.

Bai Liu had almost concluded that this doctor must have a serious nerve disease.

The communication between the two does not seem to be on the same channel, but occasionally they can catch up with a little relationship.

"Ma'am, do you know where my best friend SpongeBob SquarePants is, I've been looking for him again."

SpongeBob SquarePants... Patrick...

Bai Liu rubbed his eyebrows, which were a little swollen and painful.

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, I feel a little headache, may I ask.. Did you bring the medicine today? ”

Jiang Xiao took out the empty medicine bottle.

"You mean this? I'm done eating, and I want to leave the bottle for the jellyfish, you know, the jellyfish sauce is delicious. ”

"Hey.. Ha, hahaha.. Ay.. I'm, actually... Eh.. Destroy it. ”

Bai Liu sighed and wanted to laugh, but he really couldn't think of it, so he could only rub his well-groomed hair helplessly.

[Has anyone recorded the screen in this paragraph?] Bai Liu's impromptu performance is simply a vivid interpretation of the helplessness of adults. 】

[Recorded, I feel like I can get on a wave of Beiying textbooks.] 】

[On the part of torturing people, it hurts to see Jiang Shen...]