Chapter 12: Brother, Are You the Dean?

The dean was confused by Jiang Xiao's small actions, and before his brain turned around, he looked blankly at the steel nails on the table.

[Dean: Confused fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree! ] 】

[I guess after being the dean for so long, it's the first time he's encountered such a big scene, right? ] 】

Less than a minute.

The dean saw that several blood holes on Jiang Xiao's body had completely recovered as before.

I see, this person's talent is strong resilience?

The dean breathed a sigh of relief, he really thought Jiang Xiao was a perverted monster just now.

"Forget it, Dr. Jiang Xiao, I'm tired, you can go back to your room."

"No, I don't think so, I think you could play with me all day like SpongeBob SquarePants!"

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, please go out immediately, don't think that you can do whatever you want with your strong recovery ability! I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants either! ”

Syllable!

The dean's resentment was too strong when he was exposed to the light, and he directly blew up the chandelier, and the room fell into darkness again.

"What? What do you say, Dean? It's so dark here that I can't hear what you're talking about! Can you be louder! ”

Dean: I'm @#Β₯%&*

[It's too dark, I can't hear clearly...]

[I feel that the dean... He's actually quite difficult. 】

[To be honest, the dean doesn't seem to be a bad person, at least if you don't turn on the lights.] 】

[Indeed, until now, Jiang Xiao has only been targeted by the dean when he turns on the lights alone. 】

[The dean has become that virtuous, so he is naturally unwilling to turn on the lights and expose himself. 】

At this time, the dean took a deep breath.

Even as a well-informed neurological dean, Jiang Xiao's level of psychosis is extremely explosive.

"Patrick, I think it's bedtime, don't you think? Perhaps, you should go back to your room and get some sleep now? ”

"Oh! Dean, you're right, that's my specialty. ”

The dean immediately followed the pole and took over the conversation.

"Yes, sleeping might be a good idea, he's definitely your specialty, yes."

"No, my specialty is being called Patrick!" Jiang Xiao said with righteous words.

Dean:......

I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!

"Ha, haha... Die to me!! ”

'Hello! ’

Several steel nails all ran through Jiang Xiao's neck.

'Bang'.

Jiang Xiao's head fell to the ground, and he rolled naughtily a few times before stopping.

"Again and again to provoke my majesty as the dean, I really can't do it!"

How resilient is it?

I don't believe you can survive by cutting off your head!

But he miscalculated, Jiang Xiao's ability was not to recover, but... Immortal!

Under the dean's shocked gaze.

Jiang Xiao's headless body regrew a head.

And the head without a body has regrown the lower half of the body!

"The question of whether you are a mud pinch or not is very complicated."

A Jiang Xiao touched his chin and said with a serious face.

"Oh, maybe you're not, I think you're more like... It's more like... That's right! You're more like Mr. Krabs! ”

"No, no, no, ruffian, the dean is more like a ruffian!"

The other Jiang Xiao obviously had a different opinion.

"But it doesn't matter, Mr. Krabs. Will you tell me where SpongeBob SquarePants is? ”

"You're calling it wrong! He's a ruffian! Plankton, you just need to tell me where SpongeBob SquarePants is, and I'll tell you a secret~"

"Oh no! You can't do that, you can't tell this ruffian boss about the secret method of delicious crab pot! ”

"You said, he's Mr. Krabs, not a ruffian."

"Maybe that's the case, but I still won't agree, SpongeBob SquarePants will be angry!"

"Actually, the secret I want to tell the ruffian boss how the boogers came about."

"I don't think Mr. Krabs will want to know the secret you mentioned."

"No, he's a ruffian! I think he'd like to know! ”

"Mr. Krabs, please find a way to prove who you really are."

"Plankton, tell him! Who are you! ”

One Jiang Xiao handed the nail on the wall back into the hands of the dumbfounded dean.

The dean sat in his chair at a loss with steel spikes.

"Dean, you gotta hold him! Hold on to it hard, you! ”

Lunatic!

This Jiang Xiao is a madman who can't be killed, and he is a psychopath!

β€˜DuangDuangDuang! ’

The dean almost frantically picked up the steel spikes on the table and re-nailed himself to the chair with a clatter.

Labor and management don't play with you anymore!

It's actually quite comfortable to nail yourself up.

"Mr. Krabs, since that... Since the exam is based on rankings, why don't you all hand in blank papers together? ”

Oh my God, what kind of brain circuit is this to think of this question?

"Please! Let the Plankton or Mr. Krabs sleep! As you can see, I'm willing to give up this dean's position! ”

[I want to change the channel, my brain is so messy. 】

[The dean was tortured and even willing to hand over his position as dean.] 】

[I haven't had a cerebral thrombosis for thirty years, and I can't understand what Jiang Xiao is talking about. 】

[Remember! Don't try to understand a neurotic word unless you want to be him. 】

[But I think there's a little bit of truth in what he said...]

[If everyone scored zero in the college entrance examination, wouldn't everyone go to college? Saved more than ten years of hard study! 】

[That's a great idea! It's hard to imagine a neuropathy that could ask. 】

[Brothers, let's change the channel, I'd rather watch Dr. Wobju's reasoning...]

When I saw that Jiang Xiao was finally willing to let the dean go.

Let's change the channel immediately!

If you look at it any longer, you're really going to be mentally ill.

......

At this time, Wobuju's nerves were still tense, and the ground was soaked with cold sweat.

The strange 'knock' sound didn't leave, and kept knocking on his door irregularly.

'Boom!! ’

It seems to be annoyed and angry, and the last knock on the door is particularly loud!

Then the sound of 'dong dong' should not be waiting anymore, and gradually got farther and farther away...

"Whew~Whew~"

Wobju gulped in the air, his nerves almost collapsing from the pent-up sensation just now.

'Knock Knock~'

it, the horse is here again!

The newly relaxed Wobju is nervous again!

"Doctor Wobju, we should go on rounds." And the one who knocked at the door said,

Oh, it turned out to be a security guard.

In order to confirm safety, Wobju asked a few more questions to the people outside the door before carefully opening the door a crack.

It wasn't until he admitted that he went out to check the room with the security guard.

"By the way, did you just hear a knock knock?"

Knocking sounds?

The security guard gave Wobb a suspicious look.

"I've been in the hallway and haven't heard anything."

Well?

Could it be a psychic auditory hallucination?

Wob raised his head and glanced at his door, which clearly had a blood-red mark on it!

Not so, there are countless messy scratches on it!

"Let's go, Doctor Wobju, hurry up and finish your room and go to bed."

Seeing that the security guard didn't want to say more, Wa Buju also suppressed his curiosity, planning to see if he could find some clues through ward rounds.

Open Wang Xiaoai's room.

found that the latter slept soundly and very well, and even the sound of the two of them checking the room failed to wake her up.

However, the thoughtful Wobju is still skeptical.

Is it possible that she is pretending to be asleep?

After all, the sound of opening the door or checking the room is not small, which can't wake her up?

Open Wang Hai's room.

The latter hadn't gone to bed yet, and it looked like he was just getting ready for bed.

Wang Hai is also accustomed to ward rounds, and he does not show any flaws.

Didn't go to bed?

Is it possible that Wang Hai?

After knocking them out, he went straight back to his room, but why did the security guard say he didn't see anything?

Finally, there is Shirayanagi's room.

The latter was still beautiful, and tea was made for the security guards and Wobju who came to make rounds.

And she herself sat on the side and read the book in her arms.

As the fragrance of tea wafted out, Bai Liu frowned and said.

"Strange, I just heard a knock on the door, and I've been knocking for a long time."