Chapter 23: Stay with me
The cold little Lori, who was affectionately called 'Dad' by Jiang Xiao, was speechless.
But... But there was no annoyance in her eyes.
As the so-called Yan Zhi is reasonable, Jiang Xiao is much better than the perverted man with curry and onion flavor just now.
"Hey! Do you want this dad, don't give it to me! β
Just now, the blue-dressed Lolita who blew up the Chosen One of the Three Kingdoms wanted to rob her father.
She just looked around, and Jiang Xiao looked a little human among the ten fathers.
"Me! Me, me, me! I want him to be my dad too! β
A little Lori in a white dress and pink hair also came over to rob her father.
Jiang Xiao, who was surrounded by three little loli, scratched his head and showed a shy expression, this feeling of the stars holding the moon made him very useful.
A little Lolita with black hair and a blue dress.
A pink-haired casual wear little Lori.
There is also a cold little Lori dressed in black.
"Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke, I am an idol child in the sunflower class of Futaba Kindergarten, I don't like to eat green peppers, 5 years old, unmarried, the mate selection criteria are Fujiwara Norika, miss, do you want to take my tricycle for a ride."
Lolita and Pink Fur both looked at Jiang Xiao with a happy expression.
It's the first time they've met such a very interesting 'dad'.
Well, that's right, I must make him my father today!
"Is kindergarten fun? Can I go to Futaba Kindergarten with my dad! β
"Daddy! Bai Yi wants to go for a ride with you, a ride, a tudu tuo~~~"
The more the two little Loli talked, the happier they became, and they both looked at Jiang Xiao with little stars in their eyes.
even stretched out his little hand and grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg, for fear that he would run away.
The cool little girl in the black dress wasn't particularly interested in Jiang Xiao at first.
But when she saw the other two girls robbing, she also felt that this dad seemed to be the best.
......
The rest of the Chosen ones were already stunned by the flax they had seen.
This is wrong, why didn't they kill it, but robbed their father?
Many parents in the barrage touched their chins and thought about something.
[Speaking of this style of painting... I feel dΓ©jΓ vu...]
[Do you know why the food that kindergarten children eat at school is more fragrant than that at home? γ
[Isn't this just a pure child's heart, they like to grab whatever others want. γ
[Hey, it seems to be pretty good to think about this rule, children, it should be very coaxing~]
[Have you ever raised a child with the two arms upstairs? γ
[Let's not talk about anything else, just talk about moodiness, they are not like normal children who only mess around and play with their temper. γ
[If they're not happy, well, the one from the Three Kingdoms is a lesson from the past~]
Only then did everyone react, these are all weird.
Don't be fooled by their handsome and cute appearance!
[Understood, Ah Sanguo just now was too obscene and perverted, so he was directly headshot. γ
[That's right, daring to stare at the weird with that kind of look is purely his own old birthday star hanging. γ
At this time, the rest of the Chosen ones also began to take the initiative to reach out to these children.
They are not stupid, they naturally understand that the unlucky guy of Ah Sanguo just now is looking for his own death, no wonder others.
As long as you have normal contact, there should be nothing wrong with it.
But now a new problem has arisen.
That is, the child is not enough!
Originally, the Chosen One of the Three Kingdoms died, so there should be one more child.
But there are three of them who want to recognize Jiang Xiao as their father!
How should this situation be resolved?
Umegawa Neku now wants to die, and after looking around, he finds that the other children are very good-looking.
This big fat man who is entangled with himself is the most outrageous!
In fact, it doesn't matter if this kid is fat, the main reason is that the big nose on that face is too buried.
It is not difficult to judge from the dark yellow imprint that this kid is not flowing clear water snot, but pure rhubarb dragon snot.
Sinei...
"Daddy, I'm going to play a horse riding game! Give me a ride! β
The little fat man climbed on his head while tugging at Umegawa Neku's clothes.
And the latter didn't dare to resist at all, so he could only squat down honestly and let the little fat man ride on his neck.
And the little fat man didn't feel that he had done anything wrong at all, and wiped his big snot on Umegawa Neku's body.
You see you look like that B***, it seems to be *****, I'll @#Β₯%
No, no, no, you can't be angry, you can't be angry...
[Rule 1: You will play a dutiful father, and you will meet all the requirements of your child]
Umegawa Neiku held back the nausea in his heart and smiled at the little fat man.
"Wowhaha! Wahahahaha!! β
Just as Umegawa Uchiku forcibly showed kindness, an arrogant laugh caught his attention.
I saw Jiang Xiao put on a superhuman standing posture of middle two, raising his head and smiling.
"That's right! I'm the human body of the dynamic superman, Shinnosuke Nohara! My dynamic light wave can shatter all evil! β
Around him was a large circle of children, all of whom were looking at him with glowing eyes.
The children almost had two big words of adoration written on their faces.
"Wow~ That's great!"
"Daddy, can I see your kinetic light waves?"
"No more! Dad said that as long as everyone is in danger, they can transform into dynamic supermen! β
"Well, that's right, that's right, heroes have always been like this, and they never reveal their identities in front of ordinary people~"
"Bai Yi, your father is a big hero..."
"I... Me, can I also choose Shinnosuke to be our father? β
Blue Lolita tilted her head and thought for a moment with her index finger in her mouth, and then said with a serious face.
"No! If you dare to rob me of my father, I will kill you~"
When the other children heard this, they immediately flinched and took a few steps back.
It seems that the strength of this Lolita is relatively high among this group of children...
Wrong.
That little pink-haired Lori and the cold little Lori had no intention of leaving.
It can be seen that the strength of these two goods is not afraid of Lolita at all.
Such an interesting dad... How could it be left to Bai Yi alone?
But there is only one father, how can the three of them be divided, so the three little Loli just looked at each other coldly.
Just when everyone thought they were going to do it, they actually made a genius decision.
That is, the three of them chose Jiang Xiao to be their father together!
As soon as this idea came out, they themselves had to admire their little genius thinking.
Anyway, they can't win or lose, so why don't they choose him as their father together?
Little Pink Poked Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and asked cautiously.
"Shinnosuke Dad, you... Have you ever had any experience with dolls before, we're hard to coax. β
Jiang Xiao tilted his head and thought about it, emm...
"No problem, Nini and I often let Zhengnan be our son when they pretend to be family wine!"
Who is Masao?
The little Lolitas don't know who the male is, they just know that their dad is the coolest one!
Check out the others.
Hehe~
The dead look of being cautious and cowering, how can you have the temperament of being a father?
Masao...
Now Jiang Xiao is Nohara Shinnosuke and Masao.
[If I'm not mistaken, he's sick again...]
[It's okay this time, Nohara Shinnosuke at least has a bit of thinking logic, right? ] Much better than Patrick. γ
[I don't dare to agree, although Xiaoxin's child is sometimes cute, he is not weaker than Pai Daxing when he starts his illness. γ
[Well, although it's fun to watch "Crayon Shin-chan", but when Shinnosuke Nohara really becomes your child...]
Huh~
Anyway, most people can't accept it, and Shinnosuke is like a husky, suitable for watching other people's households.
Just when everyone was discussing whether Shinnosuke Nohara was more cute or annoying.
A dazzling IP appeared in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom.
γYaga! Serious protests! Jiang Xiao Oni sauce is obviously a national of our cherry blossom country, and your dragon country is a bandit act! IP: Sakura Country. γ
What the hell?
γSinei! That's right, Nohara Shinnosuke is the people of our Sakura Country, and I have reason to suspect that Jiang Xiao is a talent who grew up in our Sakura Country! IP: Sakura Countryγ
This...
What kind of magical brain circuit is this?
[Uh, it's not weird, everyone knows the robber culture of the cherry blossom country and the thief culture of the kimchi country, don't bother with these clowns who like to put their mouths out~]
[Hahahahaha, good guys, the more inferior countries are, the more they like to rob other countries, from holiday customs to roadside snacks, they all want to "snatch away". γ
[At first, I thought that they would rob the festival and the ancients, but I didn't expect that even Jiang Xiao would rob it. γ
[Hee-hee-hee, people with low self-esteem are like this~]
[Jiang Xiao: It's bad, I'm a Sakura countryman? γ