Chapter 26: I'm Filial, Isn't I?

Grass!

It's been so long since the labor and management have been talking about it, when did the Chosen One ever smoke a big mouth?!

The black mist on the old man's chest quickly spread, directly enveloping Jiang Xiao's body.

[Crayon New Effect: Because you can't be lawless and don't know whether you live or die, so the weird power can't pollute you. 】

Pollution comes and goes quickly.

Jiang Xiao only felt that his thoughts were directly empty for a moment.

It's like when you dream about falling into a ditch or walking with one foot in the air, and your brain goes blank for a moment.

The brain enters a state of complete emptiness for a moment, and it cannot perceive everything in the outside world.

Of course, it was only an instant that he was back to normal.

Just when he was reminiscing about the strange feeling just now, the foreigners in the live broadcast room were already clamoring.

【Yo Xi! Hahahaha! Jiang Xiaosang's operation is very good! IP: Sakura Country】

【Assi! Well done! Die so well Smecta! IP: Kimchi Country】

【good! Hahaha, this Jiang Xiao is even more stupid than our Wo Xi discernment! IP: A Sangoku】

Belch...

The people of the dragon country could not understand.

Isn't Jiang Xiao polluted?

You gringos are so excited...

At this time, the old man who thought he had successfully infected the other party was really happy with his big teeth.

Hehe, dare to pump me?

The Chosen One, who does not know whether to live or die, fall into the endless abyss...

Seeing the old man's slapping face, Jiang Xiao slapped him again.

'Smack! ’

A large bloodshot molars flew out of the old man's mouth.

"I'm knocking! Lao Deng, dare to bare your teeth at me? I don't think you've figured out your position! Next time, you'd better shake your brain evenly and look at me! ”

Old man: ???

Damn, what the hell?

Why didn't this thing die?!

The people of the Dragon Kingdom are no longer surprised by this.

Jiang Xiao's physical invincibility is already a well-known thing in the Dragon Kingdom.

Infection?

It's not a problem at all!

[Jiang Shen is still the same Jiang God, and he owes himself a beating! ] 】

[Well, this tastes right! That's what you want. 】

And many gringos who saw Jiang Xiao polluted for the first time and could still jump around and slap back weirdly, couldn't hold back.

【what? Are you sure? What did I just see?! IP: Philippines】

【Nani??? d: Cherry blossom country. 】

【Assi! The Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom must be open, I want to report Smecta! IP: Kimchi Country】

【?????? IP: A Sangoku】

[Haha, you see that these local chicken gringos have never seen the world~]

These countries that have no strength and no one in their eyes are the most local chickens.

Conversely, some large countries such as the Lighthouse and Bear Nation have not reacted much.

Because they had already gotten the news that Jiang Xiao of the Dragon Kingdom had a talent similar to "immortality".

Seeing that the old man was still unconvinced, Jiang Xiao directly raised his face.

"Old Forced Deng, are you not convinced?"

Seeing the pair of slaps that slapped him several times, the old man subconsciously shrank his neck.

He's weird, but he's also afraid of pain!

"This medicine, you are taking.. Still not eating? ”

The old man nodded busily.

I guess I can't keep my old teeth today!

Seeing that the other party was convinced, Jiang Xiao pinched his waist with one hand and posed in a superhuman posture.

"Wowhaha, whahahahahaha, count me as acquaintances! Dynamic Superman is always on the verge of evil! ”

Jiang Xiao's sudden change in painting style made the old man speechless for a while...

What's going on with this thing in front of you?

Do you want to say, 'Count your acquaintances' and 'Fight against each other'?

Compared to Jiang Xiao's violent feeding medicine.

The rest of the Chosen ones won't have it so easy.

Everyone's sons and daughters are different, so their grandparents are also different.

Some people not only don't seem sick, but they even appear to be in good spirits.

Among them, Sakura Kuni's Umegawa Uchiku's expression is the most ugly.

At this time, his face was full of confusion, and he looked at the yellow-toothed old lady lying on the bed with a twist.

"You're my son, what's wrong with mouth-to-mouth medicine? I'm too old to swallow it. ”

Umegawa Neku's son, Da Zhuang, was still coaxing on the side.

"Come on, Dad! Didn't you feed it every day before? Why didn't you feed it today? Could it be... You're not my dad?"

Umegawa Neiku was so frightened that he immediately patted his chest and said that it was completely Oudiki.

He agreed!

The weird old lady directly bared her yellow teeth and pouted, and leaned over to Umegawa Neiku.

"Come on, baby~ The two of us have a deep love for mother and son~ one mouth! mua~~~~”

West Inner !!

Fight!

Isn't it just mouth-to-mouth medicine, nothing to say.

Besides, mother and child are also common in the country of cherry blossoms, so it's not a big deal!

As soon as you close your eyes, stretch your head out, and pull it down quickly!

[I'm rubbing, all aspects of the harm is to look at the little cherry blossoms, it's really heavy.] 】

【Watch the Bad Foot Community Online? 】

[It's disgusting, this old lady must be in her eighties, right? The old folds on his face look rougher than the bark of the old aspen tree. 】

【Assi... The tradition of the cherry blossom country is really disgusting. IP: Kimchi Country】

[Spicy eyes, we also can't understand this.] IP: A Sangoku】

【Sinei! Everyone else is qualified to say that the XP of your Three Kingdoms doesn't even let go of the big lizard, what qualifications do you have to say that we have the Great Cherry Blossom Empire! IP: Sakura Country】

At this time, Umegawa Neiku was already about to match.

"Baby, it's so good, mua~~~"

The weird old woman hooked him directly around the neck and pressed him down.

Ouch my dripping mom!

At the moment of confrontation, Umegawa Neku even had the urge to commit suicide.

This dead smell, ouch!

The weird old lady showed off the old leek box in the morning, right?

Made!

It's a leek box!

Umegawa Neku has already felt the shredded leeks in the old lady's old yellow teeth!

"Gross. Vomit... Wow! ”

I can't stand it, I really can't stand it, Umegawa Neiku was directly retracted back to his head in disgust, and he couldn't stop getting up.

The strange old lady's face darkened.

"What? Do you dislike me for being a mother? ”

"When you were an ignorant baby, didn't I pull you up with a handful of and urine?"

"Why didn't I think you were buried in the first place?"

"Now that my body is not good, I need you to help me take a medicine?"

"Flax stupid, Mom, I, vomit! That was not what I meant. You.. Hey, you give me time to slow down..."

I'll give you a hairy time!

The old lady directly grabbed Umegawa Neku's neck and hooked him to her lips, and came to a classic domineering kiss (domineering president-style kissing method).

Umegawa Naiku swears that for the first time in his life, he knows what the hellish abyss is...

It seems to gnaw on a piece of dry old tree bark, and it still smells of old sour leeks.

Ouch...

It's like someone's pickled miso stinks!

Wait a minute...

Something seems wrong?

Umegawa Neiku licked the shredded leeks between the old lady's teeth.

Gotcha!

It's not this morning, this shredded leek has been fermenting in her mouth for at least three days.

And it's not a leek box, it's mostly dumplings with leek pork filling!

Because Umegawa Uchiku tasted pork.

After a long time.

The old lady was satisfied and rolled up all the medicine that Umegawa Neiku had in her mouth.

Looking at the stunned baby son, the former nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmm... Yes, your oral problems need to be paid attention to, and the taste is a bit rushed. ”

My taste is a little rushy?

Sometimes, a fluttering word is the last straw that breaks the camel's back...

Umegawa looked around blankly.

The red-faced yellow-toothed old woman was not listening.

The son who gloated and watched the show with a face full of schadenfreude.

A feeling of being speechless for each other, only a thousand lines of tears and a feeling of drawing a sword and looking around at a loss are mixed together.

Let his tears slide uncontrollably from the corners of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, you can't be sloppy about feeding medicine, Mom wants you to feed it every day."

Umegawa Uchiku: ???

......

At this time, Jiang Xiao had already finished feeding the medicine.

It is worth mentioning that during the feeding of the medicine, the old man did not control himself and glared at Jiang Xiao.

The results are predictable.

The shriveled old face was rejuvenated by Jiang Xiao.

Ahem, it looks like it's red anyway.

"Dad, Dad, have you fed the medicine, Mom called you to go down and eat."

"Dad, I want you to feed me today."

"Hmph, naïve."

The three little girls tiptoed upstairs to ask Jiang Xiao to go down to eat.

But he didn't dare to enter the door, so he stood outside the door and shouted Jiang Xiao, and the fear in his eyes became more and more obvious.

"Of course the medicine is fed! After all, I'm filial to our grandfather, right, grandpa? ”

The old man originally wanted to sue, but Yu Guang didn't pay attention to Jiang Xiao's constantly stretching slap...

"Grandpa, what do you mean when you don't speak? Hey, am I abusing you? ”

Jiang Xiao was in a misplaced position and put his fist in the vital place of the old man.

"Say? Isn't it good for me to take care of you? ”

Then he warned in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

"What don't you say? I'm going to let you taste my Pegasus Meteor Chicken Punch~"

The punch of the god stepping on the horse!

"Hmm.. Not.. Hmm..."The old man who couldn't speak was frightened: "Okay, take care of it!" good! very good! ”

Three little Lori opened her mouth slightly: ????