Chapter 37: Crying in the middle of the night
There are also punishment mechanisms for strange rules?
Just when everyone thought that Sakura Country was going to be banned or something, punishment came...
[The weird will come in 120 seconds, and it will be 24 hours ——, the city will be wreaking havoc.] 】
Cherry Blossom Country: ???
Orechette!
Isn't that wrong?
I just complained about the weird talk in the barrage and the unfairness, as for the weird coming?
Shenhu is an important city in the three major metropolitan areas of the cherry blossom country.
This time, the people of Sakura Country have been hit hard in exchange for a lot of money.
But now Sakura Country is not convinced, and he doesn't dare to force Lai Lai in the live broadcast room.
Prime Minister Sakura even dropped more than 80 cups in one night.
'Baga, Baga, Die, Die' scolded in the conference room all night.
Your grandmother's, who would have thought that you would be punished for copying the keyboard and squirting weird talk?
And many of the dragon people who immigrated from the Lighthouse Country to the Sakura Country are now in Shenhu.
They even had-like expressions on their faces.
It's been a few days since I've been back and forth, and this is going to gag?!
To celebrate, ah no, to mourn.
More than 3,000 drones from the Dragon Kingdom spelled out a big smiley face in the sky above the sea area of the Cherry Blossom Country.
Countless anti-aircraft guns were used to set off fireworks against the sea of cherry blossoms.
Trying to hide the sadness in his heart with superficial happiness.
The sense of atmosphere is directly full.
For this behavior of the Dragon Country, the Sakura Country has expressed strong protests and dissatisfaction in the international community!
But the dragon kingdom didn't bother with them.
Just used a drone to reply to a series of flower emojis in the sky above the sea of cherry blossoms as a sign of mourning...
At this time, Jiang Xiao had already returned to the room and was ready to sleep with Sun Wei.
"You go sleep over there!"
Sun Wei kicked and kicked Jiang Xiao to the end of the bed.
"Well, wife, don't you really want to see elephants."
"Get out! Don't look at it, don't take it out and disgust me! ”
Obviously, although Sun Wei has a good impression of Jiang Xiao, that's all.
If you want to go further, it can only be said that it is a long way to go~
"Wife, does that old man still have to feed me tomorrow?"
Jiang Xiao, who couldn't sleep, couldn't help but ask.
He felt that something was wrong with this old man.
According to the generation, he should be Shi Shi's grandfather.
But the whole family seems to hate him very much.
In response to Jiang Xiao's question, Sun Wei snorted coldly.
"The old man is not a good person, I wish he was..."
Sun Wei didn't finish her rebellious words.
But Jiang Xiao already understood what she meant.
After all, this old man wanted to kill his "son" as soon as they met, what kind of good person could he be?
Seeing that Jiang Xiao didn't speak, Sun Wei mentioned the old man's past again.
"Before he lay in bed, Shi Shi and the others were humiliated and scolded by him, and now they will tremble with fear when they see the old man."
Jiang Xiao nodded, and he saw it when Shi Shi and the others came to call him downstairs to eat in the morning.
It is said that the next generation is close, and under normal circumstances, grandparents love their grandchildren the most.
And Shi Shisanxiao only has an obvious fear of the old man.
"Forget it, he can't move now anyway, whatever."
Sun Wei turned sideways, although she didn't share a pillow, she wasn't used to sleeping in front of a man.
'Bang Da~'
I didn't know what the so-called Jiang Xiao obviously didn't know what the other party meant, so he directly put his leg on Sun Wei's body.
The body of the latter is directly stiff.
"Take it down!"
"Brain woman, soft as eh~"
"Hmph, if you move around again, I'll eat you!"
There is no sense of threat in this statement.
In fact, Sun Wei is very good-looking, especially the smell on her body.
It's a smell of grass mixed with lavender. It smells especially lethargic.
Well?
Just when Jiang Xiao was about to fall asleep.
Suddenly, I heard a burst of whimpering and crying.
Intermittently...
The weeping person seems to be deliberately suppressing his voice.
Listening to the movement, it should be from my daughter's room.
"Wife? Wife? ”
After shouting twice, Sun Wei seemed to be asleep, and she didn't mean to get up at all.
Jiang Xiao got up and turned on the bedside lamp, wanting to see what was going on with his little padded jacket.
[Rule 5: Don't pay attention to any movement from your child's room at night]
[Jiang Xiao is going to break the rules again. 】
[Rules?] I'm sorry, Jiang Xiao's rules are rules! 】
[Jiang Shen is always right, please put away your doubts! ] 】
The current people of the Dragon Kingdom already have a kind of blind confidence in Jiang Xiao.
[Eh, let's go see the live broadcast room of the Lighthouse Country, there is a good show! ] 】
At this time, Made, the Chosen One of the Lighthouse Nation, was pushed up by his wife.
"Husband, did you hear anything? Husband? ”
Mader can't be said to be motionless, at least he snores.
You're going to say he's asleep?
I'm sorry, he's more sober than anyone else now.
Sober even admire their own genius thinking!
In fact, Made's voice had already heard their daughter's cry.
But as soon as he thought of Rule Five, he immediately chose to continue lying on the bed and pretending to be dead.
No, his wife is trying to wake him up.
Hehe~
Scream, scream, even if you cut your throat today, I won't move it.
[Oh! Made, the mechanic, this hand pretend to sleep perfectly! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Yes, that's right!] In the rules, only the chosen one is allowed to meet all the requirements of the child, but it is not said to meet all the requirements of the wife, this wave of ostrich operation is undoubtedly the most correct choice. IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[But is it really that simple?] IP: Lighthouse Nation]
"Husband? Husband, wake up, our daughter seems to be crying? ”
When the woman pushed a few times and found that her husband was still motionless, she couldn't help but slap her directly.
The barrage reasoning is right.
According to the rules, Made's wife really can't order him.
So she didn't hesitate to open the bow left and right and draw it.
At least a dozen times in a row!
Purely arranged a physical wake-up call service for Made!
The weird hand strength is not small.
It can be clearly seen through the picture of the live broadcast room.
Made's big molars were dried up and two of them were gone, and the whole of her face was bloody.
Even if she was drawn like this, Mader still didn't mean to open her eyes.
The woman was also stunned, just now she conservatively estimated that she had smoked no less than thirty big pockets, this thing slept so dead?
Helpless, I really couldn't wake up, and Made's wife had no choice but to give up.
When the woman lay back on the bed, Made's expression changed.
First of all, the two lines of clear tears were the first to be held back, and they directly soaked the pillow.
Even his face was throbbing uncontrollably, and those who didn't know thought he had Parkinson's disease.
He really broke his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach just now!
(ノಥ益ಥ)"Woo~"
Mader, who couldn't hold back, let out a small whimper twice.
When the wife heard the movement, she immediately started doing it again.
At the same time, he looked at Mader suspiciously, good boy, you are pretending to be asleep to bluff me, right?
"Husband? Are you really not awake? ”
Made's face quickly disappeared and she snored again.
Not knowing that the tear stains on the pillow had betrayed him...
The woman sighed and put her hand on Made's face.
"Husband, I remember you have more than a dozen cavities, right? Why don't you pull them out while you're asleep tonight? ”
Dozen?!!
Made's tiger body was shocked!
I don't know how many teeth there are in labor, and you have to pull out half of them when you open your mouth?
"Wait, I'll go get the vise."
The wife patted Made's swollen face and pretended to get up, and it was obvious that she was planning to pull it out.
it!
Does she want to come really?
Made's face was full of confusion as he jumped up from the bed with a carp straight up.
"Huh? You haven't broken your brain, huh... Why does my face hurt so much? Is the brain woman muddy? I was so stunned just now that someone had a big mouth and a sob. ”
Well, maybe it's because my face is swollen and I have some slurred speech.
Made's wife is also a real acting school, and she can't see any flaws in her answer.
"Oh, you just fell off the bed, no, two molars have been lost, by the way, Xiaoting has been crying, you go and see."
"Oh? Fake beep? There's also the chicken breeding thing, and the nest has to knock her. ”
Made's face was serious, and he complained about why his wife and daughter didn't wake him up earlier after crying such a big thing.
No...
Are you two so silky in your answers?
As long as the two of them are not embarrassed, the embarrassed ones are the people in the live broadcast room of the Lighthouse Country.
[O, ow, gold! 】
[Good guys, both of them are thousand-year-old foxes~]