Chapter 39: Beast Ear Girl
Jiang Xiao smiled knowingly.
I didn't expect Shi Shi, the most arrogant person on weekdays, to cry so delicately.
And Shi Shi directly hung on his father's neck with a big jump, and was reluctant to come down.
"Wow! Dad, I just had a nightmare, and I dreamed that Dad didn't want to write poetry, woo woo..."
"It's okay, it's okay, Shi Shi doesn't cry, how could I not Shi Shi."
I saw that I was comforted for a while, but it didn't get better.
Until Jiang Xiao sacrificed his killer feature!
"EM, don't cry, I'll teach you the ultimate secret of Contra + 30 lives tomorrow!"
"Hmm!"
Shi Shi's eyes widened when she heard this.
I can't believe that my dad would teach such a powerful thing directly to himself!
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!"
Shi Shi was ecstatic, but he seemed to think of something, and immediately collapsed his little face again.
"Then you... You can only tell Shi Shi one person, okay..."
Xiao Shishi said while pulling Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and spoiling.
Jiang Xiao was a little speechless, how could the cold Shi Shi become so soft and cute.
"But, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang next door seem to be crying too?"
Originally, Jiang Xiao was going to take out the Contra cheats and coax the other two as concocted.
If you promise Shi Shi not to tell others, how can the other two coax?
Of course, he was not afraid of what Bai Yi and Mu Xitang would do to him.
Mainly in the middle of the night, I was too lazy to spend too much effort coaxing two crying children.
Jiang Xiao's entangled face made many lighthouse people who peeked at the screen have a happy smile on their faces.
[My Mary! Others can coax one, but the unlucky ones of the Dragon Kingdom have to coax three, which is really great! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
【Sour radish tourmaline! He deserves it! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
【Yo West!】 Let your dragon kingdom be arrogant, and leave the damn mourning to yourselves! IP: Sakura Country】
The people of the Dragon Kingdom don't understand, isn't it just to coax three?
This... Is it difficult for Jiang Xiao?
These gringos are new at first glance, and they don't know Jiang Xiao's status in the minds of these children.
[Hehe, I like to see these foreigners who have never seen the world~ ip: Dragon Kingdom]
However, Shi Shi's next words made the smiles on the faces of those foreigners stiffen.
"It's okay, it's okay, Dad, I'll just coax Xiaoyi and Xitang."
Shi Shi's eyes were full of cunning~
As long as she can make Bai Yi and Mu Xitang not cry.
Then you can swallow Dad's Contra Ultimate Cheats alone!
Hey, hey, hey, what a little clever ghost I am!
Jiang Xiao was stunned, there is still this kind of operation, is this an alternative "substitute fight"?
The foreigner who stayed in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom was also stunned.
【what? Dragon Kingdom still has such an operation? IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Damn yellow-skinned monkeys, you Dragon Kingdom Chosen One is open! ] IP: Lighthouse Nation]
【Fake squid!】 This little Lori in a black dress is sure that the rules are weird, and it's definitely a program loophole! I suspect it's not fair! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
【Tourmaline! Black-box operation, there must be black-box operation! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
The speeches of many lighthouse people have once again warned the strange talk of the rules.
[Ding, the rules have always been fair and just, if there are similar speeches, it will come weird! 】
Now the arrogant and arrogant lighthouse nation shut up.
After all, they don't want to be a second cherry blossom country either.
But I still don't accept it!
Why doesn't this little Lori scare the Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom?
If that damn Xiao Ting just now hadn't scared Made, their Lighthouse Country wouldn't have failed to challenge!
Seeing her daughter so well-behaved, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but touch her head.
"Okay, Shi Shi can make Xiaoyi and them not cry, of course it's best, I'll take you to buy candy tomorrow~"
"Uh-huh!"
Shi Shi quickly nodded in agreement, for fear that Jiang Xiao would regret it.
After comforting Shi Shi a few more words, and after making sure that she could complete the task, Jiang Xiao turned around and planned to leave.
"Daddy!"
'Click'~
Shi Shi grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg who was about to leave.
"Dad, please wait a minute, I still have a question for you, or you won't be able to sleep."
Jiang Xiao turned around and met Shi Shi's smiling eyes.
[That's it!] That's God's script! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Orechette! Right! It's so right! The rules are really the fairest existence! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Little baby in a black dress is daddy! Please tear your big mouth, and then pull out Jiang Xiao's heart fiercely! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Yo Xi, it's best to make Jiang Xiao's heart into sashimi and eat it in front of him. IP: Sakura Country】
[Uh, should I say it or not, it's still the pervert you little Sakura plays~ IP: Dragon Country]
As for worrying about Jiang Xiao's safety?
How to say it.
Anyway, the people of the Dragon Kingdom had never seen a look of fear on Jiang Xiao's face.
Even the king, who has always been cautious, didn't care.
At that time, when Jiang Xiao pruned Bai Liu's brain, he saw it with his own eyes.
Expect a perverted neurosis like him to show a look of fear?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Shi Shi tilted her head mischievously and looked at Jiang Xiao.
"Dad, aren't you afraid of me?"
"Why should I be afraid of you?"
He has lived in a neurological hospital for more than ten years, what kind of person has he not seen?
It is no exaggeration to say that he, Jiang Xiao, really hasn't been afraid of anything!
"Really.. Dad, what if, what if Shi Shi becomes a different person...."
Shi Shi's voice became gloomy.
"Oh? You mean I'll be scared of you if you change your appearance? ”
Jiang Xiao is still unconvinced, only daughters in the world are afraid of labor and management, how can there be a reason for labor and management to be afraid of their daughters!
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao's voice also became cold.
"Hehe, Shi Shi, you shouldn't be scaring Dad, right?"
"Hmph, I'll just ask you if you're afraid of me!"
Shi Shi puffed out his face, a prelude to going crazy.
It's so good to die, Jiang Xiao's obsessive-compulsive disorder directly makes him unprecedentedly strong at the moment!
I saw him open the door directly and put his arm on the door.
"Afraid of you? I also want to ask if you are afraid of me! ”
Seeing that his father was competing with himself, Shi Shi also had a showdown, and he didn't pretend~
"Cluck.. Father... I'll just ask you.. Fear me or not! ”
'Bang'!
Two furry beast ears emerged from the silver hair on the top of Shi Shi's head.
Then she also "provoked" Jiang Xiao and threatened with her cute little tiger teeth.
Shi Shi ฅ (๑̳•ε•̳๑)ฅ: "Dad, how is it?" Shi Shi doesn't look super fierce! ”
This...
Jiang Xiao was stunned.
The live broadcast room was also confused.
After being stunned for a long time, the audience of the Dragon Kingdom who was mentally prepared was the first to react.
[I stepped on the horse and was directly silent! ] 】
[I lost, I dreamed that Shi Shi was a beast-eared mother after the weirdness. 】
[Trying to grow beast ears to intimidate Jiang Xiao? Do you want to kill the ginger god?? 】
[Excuse me, where did I get such a cute beast-eared girl?] The rules are strange and talk about unified distribution, or what? 】
[Voice: 呲slip~呲slip~呲slip~ (crazy licking the screen)]
[Don't lick the upstairs, listen to your dead movement and know that it's a senior licking dog.] 】
[Indeed, when the boiling sheep comes, they have to hand him cigarettes. 】
The people of the Dragon Kingdom were just a little silent and envious when they were fucked.
The lighthouse people who stepped on the horse directly broke the big defense!
As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.
[Vonima? Made's daughter has become a tear-mouth monster, and Jiang Xiao's daughter has become a silver-haired beast-eared girl? IP: Lighthouse Nation]
【Yaga! Sinei!! Although I don't understand the principle of riding a horse, I can't accept it! IP: Sakura Country】
【Generous Crab! If you change your daughter to Made, you won't be eliminated! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
[Oh! Guys are in a hurry.,It doesn't seem to be over yet.,Look at this little Lori has a new move! IP: Lighthouse Nation]
Seeing that Jiang Xiao was not afraid at all, he even touched his ears.
Shi Shi felt that his dignity as a strange one had been greatly provoked!
(。 •ˇ‸ˇ•。 )
I couldn't help but keep thinking about it all the time.....
Although he didn't plan to eat his father in the first place.
But he can't ignore my murderous appearance like this, can he?