Chapter 44: The Blessing of the White Willow!
Wow!
Jiang Xiao took off in a volley, and his 43-yard big foot directly covered Wang Mei's pockmarked face.
WANG Mei: ー=≡Σ(ε¦) 0
"Fat old monster! Don't scold my wife! You're the fat old! ”
Jiang Xiao's strength of up to 16 has long surpassed ordinary people.
This angry kick directly flew Wang Meigan out.
To put it mildly, I almost kicked out Wang Mei's fish roe.
"Yay! Come on, Dad!! ”
Shi Shi upstairs clapped her little hands to cheer Jiang Xiao on.
"Wha! Wahahahaha~~~"
Jiang Xiao posed as a superman, enjoying the praise of this daughter.
'Zhen Jiang Xiao's heart was speechless for a while, this posture is really shameful!
He was desperately trying to take control of his body.
But Shin-chan especially likes his body...
There is no other reason.
It is not an exaggeration to say that Jiang Xiao's current physical strength is superhuman, anyway, it must be far beyond ordinary people.
It can perfectly satisfy Shinnosuke's dream of cosmatic superman.
Especially at the scene, there is also a 'seven-layer fat old witch' cosplay with him...
This made Shinnosuke Nohara almost have an intracranial GC.
Jiang Xiao can't grab a little control at all!
Wang Mei shook her head, good guy, this whip leg whipped her.
It felt like the pituitary gland was almost kicking off.
"Shhhh You're such a neurotic! ”
"Dynamic Iron Fist!"
∑∑∑(っゝд・)っ
No nonsense, Jiang Xiao raised his fist and wanted to mend the knife at Wang Mei, who was kicked to the ground by him.
Sun Wei's eyes on the side were already red, and she was obviously planning to take advantage of her illness to kill her!
'Bang'
Jiang Xiao's fist fell to the ground.
It's a pity.
At the critical moment, Wang Mei rolled on an embarrassed donkey, avoiding Jiang Xiao's iron fist towards her head.
At the same time, he smashed the kitchen knife at Sun Wei to stop her steps.
"Dynamic trampling!"
said that it was trampling, but in fact, Jiang Xiao aimed at Wang Mei's next three ways and beckoned to the past.
Vonima!
Wang Mei felt a chill in her heart, it was terrible to be kicked there.
But this kick was fast and fierce, and Wang Mei, who had no way to avoid it, had to forcibly turn over and forcibly take the kick with her buttocks.
Jiang Xiao is not ambiguous, it doesn't matter where you use it?
Anyway, I'm going to kick it!
'Poof'~
Well?
Jiang Xiao was stunned.
Why is the feeling and sound of kicking up so strange?
I can't pull it out if I want to...
And after this step went down, everyone, including Sun Wei, froze.
Enter... Penetrating?
Jiang Xiao's big feet were deeply sunk in, and Jiang Xiao's feet couldn't be picked up if he wanted to.
The barrage stopped talking.
They've thought of a myriad of ways to play.
I didn't expect Jiang Xiao's feet to sink into Wang Mei's ass.
[At this step, Wang Mei's internal hemorrhoids have been dried by Jiang Xiao into external hemorrhoids...]
【Rub! Eat, don't bother! 】
Jiang Xiao also reacted, and pointed at Wang Mei is scolding.
"Seven-layer fat old fat woman, you're too disgusting, you're really buried."
Am I nauseous?
I'm buried?!
Wang Mei finally burst out with the power of the desolation in her body, and her whole skin swelled and fluffy.
Take advantage of the other party's muscle relaxation.
Jiang Xiao pulled out his foot with a 'click'.
This... This is what Wang Mei looks like after she turns weird?
It's not completely weird yet, but it's definitely disgusting after the transformation!
"Wife, why are you stunned? her! ”
Jiang Xiao picked up the kitchen knife that Wang Mei threw away and chopped it on her body.
Sun Wei didn't plan to talk about martial arts anymore, and a layer of red runes appeared on her strange body.
The palm of his hand also became as light and thin as a sharp blade, and it was a sharp blow to Wang Mei's abdomen!
"Roar!"
Wang Mei roared angrily.
It's the first time she's been hit with such a fatal blow in the process of weirdness!
Grass mud horse !!
What about the transformation of the old lady?!!
If you don't talk about martial arts, it's really shameless!
Completely weird, her body is not fat as everyone imagined.
Instead, at first she inflated like an inflated balloon.
But now all the qi in the balloon has been removed, and the fat on her body has also disappeared.
I'm thinner, but I look more disgusting.
Because her skin was all wrinkled and drooping on her body.
The old skin on the face covered all the facial features, not to mention, and the old skin on the belly part hung loosely to the ground.
This kind of styling alone can scare countless Chosen ones into silly.
'Bang! ’
Peeling off her old skin, she kicked away Sun Wei who rushed over.
Then he deceived himself and grabbed Sun Wei's arm and planned to abolish her.
"Dynamic chain whirlwind legs! Fat-skinned old monster die! ”
Jiang Xiao's calf swept on Wang Mei's ankle.
The latter did not move.
"Huh?"
Jiang Xiao does not believe in evil.
"Dynamic Iron Fist Serial Strike!"
"Dynamic Death Iron Head Gong!"
...
"Dynamic... Dynamic whirlwind iron shaft strike! ”
Jiang Xiao's voice was obviously a little flustered now.
Wang Mei didn't move, just turned her head to look at him coldly.
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead, are you tickling me again?"
Jiang Xiao was so frightened that he took a step back.
─=≡(๑ŐдŐ)b: "Dynamic light waves!" Zizi~~~"
All:......
"Die!"
Wang Mei just slapped Jiang Xiao away.
"It's just a natural chosen one with strong physical fitness, what do you want to fight with me!"
Sun Wei wanted to save Jiang Xiao, but was stopped by Wang Mei.
"Sun Wei, let's take care of yourself first!"
"Mom and Dad!"
The three little Lori's upstairs were also anxious, they wanted to go down to help, but they knew that they were just going to make trouble.
Sun Wei's sharp palm could only leave some wounds on Wang Mei's body.
There is simply no real deal to be done.
If it weren't for her speed, she would have been defeated.
But what's the use of running around with speed all the time?
Wang Mei, who has rough skin and thick flesh, can make countless mistakes, but Sun Wei is estimated to be crippled once.
When Sun Wei withdrew his palm and wanted to organize the next wave of offensives, Wang Mei finally caught the opportunity.
Now is the time!
Without any bells and whistles, Wang Mei punched Sun Wei in the abdomen.
The latter's abdomen visibly sunken down to an exaggerated amplitude, and finally flew upside down like a kite with a broken string.
One punch, KO!
"Hey, hey, that's it? Dare to yell at me?! ”
Wang Meiyin smiled and looked around, but all the villagers she saw took a few steps back.
It can't be said that Sun Wei is not strong, if her attack is against others, it is estimated that she will disembowel the opponent.
The main reason is that Wang Mei's ability to resist blows after she became thin is really terrifying, and her claws are pure gua sha.
"Humph!"
Seeing that no one dared to look directly at her, Wang Mei walked towards Sun Wei step by step.
This kind of trouble is better to solve it directly.
The 'Shinnosuke' on the other side has been scared away.
Jiang Xiao regained control of his body.
But the slap was so hard that he felt several ribs in his body pierce into his lungs.
Every time I breathed, I felt like I had been pricked by countless needles in my chest.
I've already used the Regeneration skill, but it's going to take a little time...
When he saw Wang Mei walking towards Sun Wei, Jiang Xiao struggled to stand up in pain.
Hiss...
No, it seems like it's a little late.
His longing for Mr. Pai has now reached a peak.
"Fat-skinned old monster! Don't bully our mother! ”
Shi Shi and the others still went downstairs.
Although they were afraid, they still trembled and spread their little arms to block in front of Sun Wei.
This scene made Sun Wei's heart swell with indescribable sourness.
For the first time, the emotion of crying came out of my heart.
She has never been very good to her daughter, but she didn't expect them to actually...
Yes, she didn't regard Shi Shi as her own daughter.
But Shi Shi, these little children, treat her as a mother.
Seeing the scene in front of her, Wang Mei couldn't help but sneer.
"Tut-tut, what a mother-daughter relationship... By the way, do you know how my son died? ”
How did he die?
Listening to what Wang Mei said, wasn't she scared to death?
"Hey, hey, hey, I'll let you know right away what kind of tragic condition my son was like before he died~"
Shi Shi and the others were very scared, and even closed their eyes, but they still didn't want to escape.
"Old monster! You Type 95 tank fat woman! How about a taste of Pai Daxing's iron-blooded ruthless big squeeze again! Trust me, old man, it must taste better than the best sandwich you've ever had! ”
Thanks to Shi Shi and the others delaying such a little critical time, Jiang Xiao has already stood up again.
Skill: White Willow's Blessing!
Wang Mei turned around in surprise and saw Jiang Xiao smiling and slapping herself.
Odd?
That slap should have been able to slap him to death, and he could still stand up again?
But what can that be, keep tickling yourself?
Facing Jiang Xiao's slap, Wang Mei had no intention of dodging, and even leaned her face forward.