[Kimchi Country Chosen One: Park Do-rail, failed the challenge (Madhouse Villa).] 】

[The weird will come in 120 seconds, and it will descend on the city - Datian, and it will rage for 48 hours.] 】

Yao Han slowly walked over and drew out the blood-stained blade.

"Well, it's very good, the last struggle before death, it's still a combination of hands and feet, tsk, just omitting the step of my loose meat, yes!" Perfect！ ”

Then she actually took a scimitar directly on the spot and began to cut the meat.

Really: Fresh meat sashimi!

The barrage of Kimchi Country was first mourning.

Then he began to curse angrily.

【Assi! The lustful guy deserves Smecta when he dies! IP: Kimchi】

[Blame himself at all!] Pity our Da Tian to be harmed by his stupid behavior! IP: Kimchi】

[Woo woo, our high-level brains are like, does the current kimchi have any other choice but to seek the protection of the Dragon Kingdom? IP: Kimchi】

In addition to these angry ones.

There are also some kimchi to understand Park Dao Rail.

After all, a woman of that level is so seduced, and as a man, it is understandable that she will be tricked by accident.

Of course, I understand in my heart, but I can't stop spraying at him!

In addition to the above two, there are also some strange barrages mixed in.

[Hey, it's a pity for Tinima, so take off your socks and ga again!] 】

[That's it, Made, it's just the last trembling, and now it's not up and down, the uncomfortable yuppie! 】

[Superb jade feet, tsk, I don't know how it compares with the white willow? 】

[It can only be said that each has its own merits, and it is difficult to distinguish between victory and defeat. 】

[What about how it compares to Sun Wei? 】

[Then it's hard to comment, Sun Wei is too conservative, and if Jiang Shen hears this, you'll be finished. 】

[I have a screenshot of Yao Han, who wants it?] 】

【. 】

[Personally, I strongly oppose this kind of thing, everything jade will only harm you, but I happen to have a friend. 】

[Coincidentally, I also have a friend. 】

[I, Huang, swear that I don't share the sky with gambling and drugs! ] 】

These statements without an IP address are simply rubbing salt on the wounds of pickles!

We have lost our men and destroyed cities.

You are still playing tricks in our live broadcast room.

Is this reasonable?

【Assi! Who the hell are these people! IP: Kimchi】

[Proficient in the means of hiding IP? Only the Dragon Kingdom Smecta who is good at circumventing the wall and engaging in the Internet! IP: Kimchi】

[I'm sorry, I'm from Sakura, and I have nothing to do with the heroic Dragon Kingdom.] 】

[I'm Ah San, and I have nothing to do with the handsome and invincible Dragon Kingdom]

[I'm from your daddy's big lighthouse! It has nothing to do with your grandfather, the Dragon Kingdom! 】

【Assi! Let's go and see how Smecta died of mental illness in the Dragon Kingdom! IP: Kimchi】

At this time, Yao Han also said to Jiang Xiao outside the door that he wanted to eat noodles.

But

Jiang Xiao replied to the room in his silly and wise voice.

"I think you may not understand, I don't have Lady Noodles, I only have Peanut Sundaes!"

There was a moment of silence in the room.

Some people, with just a look or a voice, can show their proud intelligence to the fullest.

Obviously, Jiang Xiao is this kind of person.

Yao Han in the room was also silently silenced by this stupid voice, and pondered for a while before speaking again.

"Alright, then you can come in."

'Crunch~'

"Hello, my name is Yao Han, put the rice there first, I'll eat it after I'm done putting on makeup~"

Don't eat again?

(ˇˇ)

Jiang Xiao and Patrick were a little unhappy.

The old man just dragged around and didn't want to eat, how could this girl grind and chirp?

"Hey, I said, do you eat or not? If you don't eat it, I'll give it to others to eat first, and don't dislike other people's mouths later. ”

The wise tone attracted the attention of Yao Han, who was applying makeup.

Huh~

Why does this new administrator look like a retarded person?

"Okay, then you can give it to me later, thank you for leaving me food."

"Harm, what's so polite about this, anyway, it's also fed to the dog, and it's also garbage recycling and reuse for you."

Yao Han's makeup action stopped.

Then he looked at Jiang Xiao with a look of disbelief.

Hiss.

What kind of person has she never seen after so many years?

But it's the first time I've ever been so brave.

The main thing is that you are not afraid of death?

"Little one, are you stupid? If you are, my mother is in a good mood today, and maybe I can spare your life. ”

"Fools? Hey man, I don't know, I think you also saw that I have no other choice, that's it. ”

Huh?

This person really doesn't seem to be normal!

It's rare to meet a fool, Yao Han rarely had the idea of teasing him.

"Hehe, stupid! Dasha! I can tell by the look you look at your brain that your brain is completely undeveloped. ”

"Who? Why don't I see a single point, where is he? ”

"No, the fool is wearing off-white long sleeves and sweatpants, and he is looking for a fool everywhere~"

"Huh? Where? I haven't been able to look at him! ”

Jiang Xiao was stunned for a moment, then looked at his clothes sharply, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, it's good that I'm wearing sweatpants and off-white long sleeves, the fool should have nothing to do with me."

Then Jiang Xiao was startled again, and looked at Yao Han with some suspicion.

"The fool you said shouldn't be yourself, there is a saying that the thief shouts to catch the fool, you should understand, I'm not very smart, this may be a little wrong."

Yao Han: (_)

It's not an ordinary fool, it's stupid enough

"Don't look for it, I'm talking about you, you, the new administrator, you're a fool, hopelessly stupid!"

"Oh my God, I'm a fool!"

Jiang Xiao was startled, and then furious.

"No, I'm not a fool, I'm the very famous Professor Patrick in Beechburg!"

"It's your chic little thing, you're pretty ugly, haha, it's the kind that looks silly and old. Ugly and stupid! You're a fool! ”

Tut!

I'm ugly?!!

I'm a fool?!!

Made, who wanted to tease the fool, never thought that he was humiliated.

Yao Han glared at Jiang Xiao unhappily, and a scimitar appeared in her hand at some point.

She wanted to make fun of this fool, but she didn't want to be insulted by this fool!

[I see that Jiang Xiao of your Dragon Kingdom already has the way to take death, Smecta. IP: Kimchi】

[Hehe, this Yao Han likes to eat raw, your chosen one is in big trouble! ] IP: Kimchi】

Ahh

The kimchi people seem to have always liked to mock others like this.

I don't know where they got their confidence?

Although I don't know how ruthless this Yao Han's methods are.

But if you want to get it with just a scimitar, Jiang Xiao hasn't woken up yet?

"Administrator, do you think I'm still looking like a fool?"

Yao Han's face kept falling off, revealing the blood-red muscles in his heart.

This scene is truly disgusting!

But Jiang Xiao is an ordinary cannon?

It is definitely impossible to be disgusting to Jiang Xiao, after all, he is a ruthless person who violently peanut oil sundaes.

And that's exactly what happened.

Jiang Xiao is not only not afraid, but also wants to show a wave on the spot.

"Do you mean to play fool? I'm good at this, and today I'll show you what a fool is! Goose Box ~ Goose Box Box ~~"

Under Yao Han's bewildered expression.

Jiang Xiao's eyelids drooped.

The eyes of wisdom overflow directly into the screen.

Saliva continued to flow from the corners of his mouth as if the floodgates had been opened.

Jiang Xiao: (*『'*) Goose box~

"Well, don't I look stupid like this?"

Yao Han:.

Please, can you please not engage in this kind of expression.

Does it look really kinky?

Yao Han shook his head, trying to sort out his thoughts.

Wrong wrong!

You're a pervert, right?

Thinking of this, Yao Han became murderous again!

But when he saw Jiang Xiao's wise eyes, he was not even afraid of death and rubbed against his side.

Yao Han couldn't help but take two steps back.

Wow!

This idiot's saliva is all over her clothes, it's so buried, isn't it?!

Huh~

Subconsciously, Yao Han put away the scimitar.

At the same time, he also lost his murderous intent towards Jiang Xiao.

What a fool to come to!

Eat it?

No, no, Yao Han really can't eat a little.

After eating this kind of big fool, I'm afraid I want to lower my IQ?

"Forget it, you go, I don't want to see you."

Yao Han confessed?

The pickles squatting in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom are not calm.

What's that?

You can pass the test by pretending to be stupid, isn't this just a matter of having hands?

【Assi! I'll go on Smecta too! IP: Kimchi】

[Asi, this is what the people of the Dragon Kingdom often say that fools have foolish blessings? IP: Kimchi】

[Our Park Dao Rail is a hundred times smarter than Jiang Xiao, this is not scientific! ] IP: Kimchi】

Do you want to talk about science with psychopaths or talk about science with rule monsters?

Yao Han gave an eviction order, but Jiang Xiao had a stalk in his neck.

"No, I don't want to go!"

All:???

[Isn't it, this man is sick?] Weird asked him to go, and he didn't go?!! 】

[Isn't he just sick?]

[There won't be anyone trying to study Jiang Xiao's brain circuits, right? ] Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? 】

Yao Han didn't know how many times he was stunned today.

It's not that we're talking, I really don't have any deterrent effect on you?

"Why?"

Yao Han asked the question that everyone wanted to ask.

"Because you've got to tell me a good story, you promised me."

"Grass! It's only been three to five minutes since you stepped through the door, when did Vanima promise to tell you a story?! ”

"Really, I swear, you can remember it well."

Yao Han:()

what？

Really?

How come I don't remember promising you anything?

[It can be seen that this beautiful trick is very confused now]

[That's right, she was recalling what she promised Jiang Xiao. 】

[Yao Han: Who understands the family, today I put on makeup, and I came to a man with a lower head]

"Hurry up, you just have to rush to deliver food!"

Jiang Xiao lay down on Yao Han's big red bed, and adjusted a comfortable posture.

The main thing is a self-cooked ~

Grass!

Yao Han really can't bear it anymore!

Yao Han, who didn't talk much, directly picked up the scimitar, and slashed at Jiang Xiao's waist and eyes with a beautiful move to split Huashan!

Feel the scimitar slash through the flesh and slash through the skin. Cut off the tendons and veins, cut off the bones, and finally come out of the body

A relaxed smile finally appeared on Yao Han's face.

Finally understood~

I'm not going to eat you, but that's not a reason for you to kick your nose in the face!

"You still want me to tell a story? Oh, will Nima! Stinky silly! Dasha! Still want to hear stories? Next life"

"Yes, I still want to hear the story, when can you start."

Jiang Xiao looked at Yao Han who was talking to himself puzzled.

With his current IQ, it is indeed a little difficult to understand the meaning of Yao Han's words.

？？？

Is your knife technique so sparse?

Yao Han stiffly turned his head to look at Jiang Xiao on the bed

Then her smile petrified.

No way?

I lost, is there a mistake?!!

There is nothing wrong with his knife skills.

Jiang Xiao was indeed broken in two.

It's just that

It's just that this thing doesn't seem to feel at all.

And grinning at himself stupidly!

Wait a minute

Before Yao Han could react from the shock.

The bed became two Jiang Xiao.

There is even an extra pair of internal organs lying on the bed.

"Can you tell a story now?"

"If not, just don't say it, you don't have the skills."

"Oh my God, that's not good, my mom will find out what she will say, my sister will find out."

"Oh wait, you don't have a sister."

"If the bank, I mean if your shoes are ugly or your hair is ugly, I'd still like to hear the story."

'Smack! ’

Yao Han raised his hand and gave himself a big pocket.

Hiss, painful

Sure it's not a dream.

The scene in front of her made her CPU start to smoke.

That's not right, how can there be such a script?

The two Jiang Xiao on the bed were still asking each other.

"I mean, if you call SpongeBob SquarePants, he'll be willing to tell me a story."

"He's my best friend and we're the best neighbors."

"No, no, no, you're not right! There is also an octopus brother separated from SpongeBob SquarePants' house, you forgot! ”

"Squidward? That's who, I think"

"I think this is to start with Song Jiang being forced to go to Mount Emei."

"Oh! I know Brother Octopus, as the protagonist in Journey to the West, Song Jiang let the pear at the age of seven, smashed the cylinder at the age of nine, joined the army at the age of twelve, disguised himself as a man to join the army for his father, and slashed Lu Bu with tears at the age of thirty, outwitting Huaguo Mountain! ”

"That's right, Li Mochou is a little bit beautiful, but to seduce Taibai Xianjun, Song Jiang will definitely not be able to swallow this breath."

"So, Lin Daiyu has to take the main responsibility for this matter!"

"Mr. Krabs has secondary responsibility!"

I'm dripping mom.

The two of them had a sticky brain, as if they sang and harmonized, and completely conquered Yao Han.

"Stop, stop! Stories, stories well, I'll tell! I can't tell you about it. ”

Now no matter what, Yao Han just wants to send these two fools away!!

"Legend has it that in ancient times, there were not ten suns in the sky as they are now"

A Jiang Xiao interrupted Yao Han's words.

"Wait! Where is the ancient world, and why should the legend stay in the ancient times! ”

"Because of the legend. Because "

Hiss.

Yao Han frowned, why is the legend in ancient times?

And so on and so forth!

I've been made a little mentally disturbed by this big fool.

"No, no, it's a legend in ancient times."

"Where is that ancient times, and why can he have a legend?"

The other Jiang Xiao sent out a soul torture.

"Shut up! Leave it alone, just listen to it! ”

After a lot of hard work, Yao Han finally finished telling the story of Hou Yi shooting the sun and Chang'e running to the moon.

And the excess Jiang Xiao has long since dissipated.

"Okay, I'm done, I'm begging you, you hurry up and go to the next Huohuo."

"Strange, since Hou Yi can shoot down the sun, why not shoot down the moon? Wouldn't he be able to be with Chang'e every day? ”

Yao Han:.

"Brother, can you stop doing this? Please, don't ask, you can let me do anything, hold back and ask these cerebral palsy questions! I can't answer, I really can't answer! ”

Really, no kidding, please let it go.

Yao Han: · (Mouth) ·

Although there are three chapters, there are a lot of words, and there should be about 10,000

(End of chapter)