Chapter 101: Brother, don't you watch a show that is gaining energy?
Achi's cold sweat came out unconsciously.
Something is wrong, at least 19 points out of 10 is wrong.
How did the severed tongue get made like this?
Broken tongue, that's a serious old madman with a clean habit!
What now?
Full of fat intestines, dripping oil, there are four points of horror in his eyes, three points of desolation and three points of despair.
At first glance, I thought he was finishing his calf!
The main thing is:
Why can this administrator be a doppelganger?!
And as if not yet crude apparitions, both administrators seem to have their own minds and entities.
This bizarre means.
Even if it's placed in a nine-star layer, it's quite explosive, wow!
Seeing that the man with glasses didn't speak, Jiang Xiao asked again angrily.
"Hey, you haven't answered my question yet, man! Why is it at my door! β
Ash was frightened, he knew that the matter was big, this manager might really not be an ordinary person.
If you can't satisfy this psychopath, you will definitely suffer!
"I am. That's right! I'm not worried that you can't sleep when you first arrive, so I'm thinking about putting on a show to help you sleep. β
Tongue Break: ???
Wipe!
What about your dignity and face?
Dumb, if my reaction just now was half as fast as yours, I wouldn't have been beaten up here.
"Show, what's that? Can you give me a good introduction? β
Jiang Xiao politely invited the stiff man with gold wire glasses into the room.
Then he closed the door.
At this time, the second Jiang Xiao's body finally dissipated.
Ash's eyes lit up, and he originally wanted to take advantage of the administrator's "halving strength" to resist a wave.
But when he saw the severed tongue that was still dead-faced, he gave up this thought.
If you can't beat it, you can't beat it.
Forget it, how can you stand by the river without getting your shoes wet?
The broken tongue has been beaten like this, and if he resists, he will not be beaten to death?
I'm not going home tonight.
"Say, what's the show you're trying to do, say it quickly, man, but don't let me find out you're lying to me, Patrick isn't stupid! It's not so easy to be deceived! β
Jiang Xiao obviously had an angry expression, but his eyes and tone were very wise.
Brother, your state makes Ah Zhi very scared.
"I'm here"
Xiao Zhi is only submissive, he was just in a hurry to talk nonsense, what kind of show is there, except.
Suddenly, he aimed at the steel pipe in his hand, and a flash of inspiration!
"That's right! I'm here to do pole dancing for you! I'm a veteran pole dancer! Documented! β
"Pole dancing? Oh my gosh, is that what I thought, I love pole dancing so much. β
"That's right! That's right, that's what you think! It's best if you like it! β
Selling art to survive, this Ah Zhi is not a loss!
"By the way, what pole dancing is, I probably don't quite understand."
Jiang Xiao's words directly silenced Ah Zhigan.
Glasses Man:
I don't know if you like a, what about you and I putting this and this aside?!
"It's, uh, hold this tube to the ground, and I'll dance with it."
"Oh, scare me, you're here to dance, I thought you were just passing by my door."
Glasses Man: ???
Not a buddy?
Your words have made me collapse!
You think I'm just passing by your door, why do you still ask me what I'm doing here?
"I'm saying I'm passing by now, do you believe me?"
"I'm not stupid, if you take me for a fool again, my fist will definitely fall on your face, Patrick's assurance!"
Looking at the administrator who turned his face when he said that he would turn his face, the man with glasses was so frightened that he immediately lowered his head and fiddled with his steel pipe.
Two minutes later
"You're jumping! My time is very valuable, do you know what you're doing man! β
"I'm with the wrong pipe"
The man with gold wire glasses squirmed and said that the tube he brought this time could not be fixed on the ground.
"Why don't I make it up to you tomorrow?"
As soon as this remark came out, Jiang Xiao immediately objected!
"That's not good, because you have to know that the best offense is Guisun Erniang, and the best defense is the ball."
"Why did the white dragon horse follow Song Jiang to climb Longhu Mountain? To put it bluntly, that is, Chang'e in the sky didn't raise it well, otherwise Bailongma could go with the gourd baby to save grandma? β
"As the saying goes, if you don't sing, you won't twist, who will repair the aircraft carrier? Therefore, the love and hatred between Wu Song and Yang Yuhuan still needs to be scrutinized, and I think the green hat on Yang Yuhuan's head is most likely Kong Yiji's fault. β
"All in all, even if your pipe can't be fixed to a very standard level, you have to obey the traffic rules when you smell the chicken."
"As for the question of how to fix the tube"
Jiang Xiao's gaze fell on the body of the broken tongue.
Achi was taken aback.
Jiang Xiao: He probably wants to fix the steel pipe with the body of a broken tongue, right?
"Hahaha, dumb, I think you can do me a favor."
Tongue Break: ???
How do I help you fix the tube?
Five minutes later
Houli crab.
The people in the live broadcast room have been smoked by thunder.
Everyone: (Β°γΌΒ°γ)???
Of course, there is also a slight perversion.
[Tsk, I thought it was just the weirdness in the villa that Jiang Xiao tortured and couldn't sleep, but now it seems. γ
[Well, I'll admit, I can't sleep either.] γ
[() I can only say that this man has never let me down. γ
γΞ£(ε£|||)!! I rub! Don't you feel disgusting? γ
[I don't think so, I think this scene can heal my jade mentality.] γ
[()Jiang Xiao: The reputation is outside, there are good and bad, it used to be before, and now it is pure pervert! γ
[()If this is placed on the platform, even if it is not a password room, it must be a paid live broadcast room! γ
The live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom actually held a midnight and early morning show?!!
After the news spread, it immediately attracted countless people to watch the battle.
Normal people quit one after another, leaving all that is left.
The people who came over were shocked!
Many people who eat directly watched the spray, this is not an ordinary cannon!
It's no wonder that those normal people can't stand it.
It can only be said that Jiang Xiao's abstract thinking is really incomprehensible to ordinary people.
The steel pipe has no support point, and Jiang Xiao originally wanted the broken tongue to hold it.
However, because the height of the steel pipe is limited, if the broken tongue is half-crouched down and held by hand.
So wouldn't the man with gold wire glasses have no place to show it?
Therefore, the broken tongue can only be fixed in a lying position.
In fact, at the beginning, Jiang Xiao let the broken tongue lie down and fix it.
The latter turned pale with fright on the spot.
How do you fix it while lying down?
This fixed posture on his stomach is also the rights and interests that the gold-wired glasses man helped with his broken tongue and said all the good things.
Otherwise, if the tongue is broken, the steel pipe is fixed lying down
Hiss?
Can't make a fixed anchor point at all?
Even if you are lying on your stomach, you can't stand it with a broken tongue!
Not only is the oil sprayed, but the skin is also slippery, and Ah Chi has to hold on to the steel pipe.
But the more he gripped, the more slippery he slipped, and the more he slipped, the tighter he gripped
I can't stand it, I really can't stand it, Brother Wow!
Severed tongue: Ξ£_("β )_"Aba. Abba Aba! β
Just when Ah Zhi and Broken Tongue were showing that men were men on top of men, Jiang Xiao was still not satisfied.
"I said man, your dance doesn't seem to be very good-looking, it's not elegant at all."
Elegance?
The man in the gold-wire glasses looked at the environment of the room in confusion with a broken tongue like a gossamer.
This picture, this taste.
How does this make people elegant?
"I think you can jump better! It's like yes. It's like a sea superman! Jump high! Also, you're not passionate at all, you're as lifeless as Squidward, you know, I like SpongeBob SquarePants' kind of happy. β
Jiang Xiao pointed at the two of them nonchalantly.
The man with gold wire glasses said with a wry smile.
"Really, Mr. Administrator, I've really jumped pretty well."
"Nope! I don't think so, if you don't like me jumping, I'll let you lie down and fix this pipe, and let the dumb man jump up! β
Wang Defa ?!!
d(Π΄)
I'll fix the pipe???
The man with gold-wire glasses stiffened.
And the broken tongue lying on the ground raised his hand tremblingly, indicating that if he jumped, it would definitely be better than the man with glasses.
Fixing the pipe is an errand that cannot be controlled by ordinary tricks.
He wanted to go up and pole dance!! That's not too easy!
Seeing that the broken tongue wanted to defend and attack, Achi's face was ruthless!
it!
That's not going to be a wow!
Not even if you're upstairs!
Passion, huh?
High Jump High, right?
Happy, huh?
Yes!
It's all stupid!
I saw that Ah Zhi stepped back on the hand that the broken tongue had finally raised.
Then the brightest smile of my life bloomed on my face.
(Β°Π΄Β°)"Busy North Nose!" Radisson and Shoulders! Welcome to the live broadcast room of the Midnight Show of Ash! Follow my pace, come! Swing together! Hoo! Busy!! β
"Hello mr dj, don't stop this rhythm!"
(ΛΠ΄Λ) "I'm having a party in my head~ I can't do it without shaking!" β
"Please give me the right to leave my consciousness blank for a minute!"
"Get out of here, all the troubles and sorrows!"
(οΈΆΠ΄οΈΆ)
"The beat of the music is too heavy! Alcohol at work~"
"The lights keep turning ~ it makes people want to indulge ~ TM wants to indulge!"
It's just a good song.
This thing is still shaking its body frantically on the steel pipe, almost to the extent that it has achieved the integration of human management.
Doesn't seem to notice that the fixation underneath is foaming at the mouth.
That's right!
Whether the severed tongue is dead or alive doesn't matter to him at all.
Standing on top is also not important to him.
Pleasing Jiang Xiao is not important to him.
It was very important to him that he couldn't raise his hand to torture him with a broken tongue!
Severed tongue: Fafak squid.
Everyone in the live broadcast room:.
I've never seen anything like it. γ
[Can the tube be fixed like this?] γ
[Let's put it this way, it's hard for me to judge.] γ
[The dumb man below was crying all the time, so embarrassed. γ
[Can you not cry? In order not to be replaced by a dumb man, the man with gold wire glasses above tried his best to perform, and Kuku slammed his dead hand in. γ
Finger pain
(End of chapter)