Chapter 103: Pole Dancing Level 7 Certificate
Old King's Head: (Angry'ะ Angry)
"! Labor and management just wanted to say that you are "hi hi hi hi together"? Influence Lao Tzu to watch the news series! โ
"How dare you lick your face and be embarrassed to talk about me?"
"The one I watched on a horse is news without subtitles! Dig a slot, turn it off and let me step on the horse and watch Nima? You step on the horse, give Lao Tzu a little movement! Otherwise, labor and management will abolish you! โ
This squirt is extremely high!
It can be seen that the old king is really disgusting when he watches the news.
The two sprayed each other, which also teased Jiang Xiao's interest.
"The reason why the little girl selling gunpowder is standing in People's Square and eating fried chicken is mainly because she has a three-pointed two-edged knife in her hand and wears black fishnet stockings, and the reason why Kong Ming Lantern can fly to the troposphere is purely because of Xu Xian's help."
"So don't blame yourself for quarreling, because you can't create much value if you get up early, in short, when you don't have money, you should think more about the quantum mechanics created by Marilyn Monroe!"
"Aba. Abba"
Broken Tongue: No one speaks for me? I can't make a sound myself!
True: I can't make a sound!
Broken Tongue really doesn't want to be a retainer anymore, he'd rather go up and pole dance Wow!
[Okay, good, the entire northwest of Shanxi has become a pot of porridge! ] The devils upstairs are dispatched, and the devils downstairs are also dispatched, and more and more people are involved, interesting, really interesting! ใ
The people in the live broadcast room are not sleepy, and they are even full of expectations!
The three people in the madman's villa who don't go out to eat are Lao Wangtou, Broken Tongue and Yao Han.
Now the second of the three has been seen.
Will the last one be far from appearing?
As long as Yao Han doesn't shed his face.
In terms of appearance alone, no one really dares to say that she is stable.
If she also showed up in this little room that is called hell on earth.
It's definitely exciting!
Goose box, goose box box~
Many of the men showed expressions that you all understand.
()()(โต)
[Goose box, goose box, I look forward to Jiang Xiao pinching Yao Han fiercely later. ใ
[As long as that big beauty doesn't lose her skin, it's easy to say anything. ใ
[Peeling? What does it matter? Jade feet, jade hands, jade waist, jade legs, jade back, and white cotton socks! No skin on my face makes me more excited! ใ
[I'll rub, you on the third floor. ใ
[Hahaha, the top of the fairy is proud of the world, there is metamorphosis first and then there is heaven! ] I have so much pressure to go to work during the day, and I am mentally exhausted before going to bed, and now I can't let go of myself through the network cable? ใ
[You say, will Yao Han really come? ใ
[I don't know, I'm also gambling again, if I wasn't looking forward to Yao Han coming, I would have withdrawn a long time ago, and I wouldn't be able to stay in this live broadcast room at all! ] ใ
[I bet she'll come!] As the saying goes, how can a child cry every day? How can a gambler lose every day! ใ
[That's right, Yao Han was teased by Jiang Shen's Hou Yi Shooting Day, and nine times out of ten he couldn't help but make a move. ใ
The ones who are still in Jiang Xiao's live broadcast room are undoubtedly top old perverts.
But the speech of this buddy on the third floor still made all the perverts feel a little perverted.
[Well, it's rare and weird, this third floor had ideas about the weird Bai Liu, the weird Wang Mei, and Wang Dayong's little secret. ใ
Well, it turned out to be this great god, so it can be explained.
Yao Han on Jiang Xiao's side has not yet appeared, and the rest of the Chosen ones have encountered a lot of trouble.
Nako Yukibai is fine at the moment.
Maybe it's because I didn't offend people and I didn't go to deliver the food in person, so I slept quite peacefully.
But there was an accident here at the lighthouse.
At this time, he hugged the quilt tightly and curled up his body in the corner of the bed.
How did this man with gold wire glasses get in?
The person who came was none other than Achi, who was holding a steel pipe and smiling.
"Hey, don't be so nervous, can't I sleep? I wanted to talk to you. โ
In the middle of the night, he suddenly appeared at my bedside, still holding a steel pipe in his hand.
Talk?
Or is it flirtatious?
Seeing the blonde hunk on the bed so arrogant, Achi smiled softly at him.
"Ade, you know, I brought you a meal tonight, so you can't thank me now?"
What a thank you for me in the middle of the night, Ward swallowed nervously.
"No, brother, I'm a newcomer who is not accustomed to the water and soil, I just want to take a good rest for the time being, strenuous exercise or something, I'm afraid I'll vomit myself."
"Oh? Forget it, I was thinking about making a deal with you, but I didn't expect you to appreciate it, eh. โ
Trade?
Ward's look grimaced.
As we all know, in order to clear the level, you must gather clues from these aborigines.
Since the other party has come to the door, there must be something similar to a hidden clue.
Abandoning a deal?
Let's give it a go.
The mortality rate in the rule is so high, and the Chosen One is destined not to live to the end.
Anyway, I didn't plan to get out alive after I was picked.
Rather than that, give it a go!
People die x face the sky, they don't die for thousands of years, I'm afraid of a baby!
Almost instantly, Ward made a decision.
"What deal? Why don't you let me see your chips? Also, as well. And at what cost do I have to pay? โ
"Oh?"
The man with glasses smiled slightly and pushed his glasses down.
"I really can't help you~"
A cool air came up from Ward's lower back.
The posture of the glasses man, the tone, and the taste of this action are all a little wrong~
"I tell you! It's okay to trade, but it's not! A straight man of steel like me would rather die than give in! โ
"Yo? Still a tough guy, haha, what do you think, besides, I haven't let you do anything now? โ
Now Ward is 100,000 wary of Achi.
"Then tell me first, what do you want to trade with me?"
"Well, I know someone in this villa wants to kill you!"
Wang Defa?
Do you still need to be reminded of this horse?
"Houli crab, anyone who wants to kill me can be lined up from here to France, what do you say this egg is for?"
"Hey~"
The man with glasses who was stunned was not annoyed, but threw out another bombshell news.
"What if I told you who were the people in the villa who didn't want to kill you?"
Well?
Ward's heart moved.
Really?
Wouldn't that save you a lot of energy?
Seeing Ward's disbelief, Achi gently patted him on the shoulder.
"I don't have to lie to you, after all, if I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have delivered you food, you're probably gone, aren't you?"
That being said.
But Ward still felt that something was not quite right.
On the first night of this year, a strange person suddenly took the initiative to come to the door to help him clear mines.
What if you think something is wrong.
So Ward has not let his guard down.
"How can I be sure that what you say is true? Besides, what is the purpose of helping me? It can't be because the roast chicken I made at night made you addicted, right? โ
"Roast Chicken"
The man in the glasses shook his head, then smiled playfully.
"Hey! I don't think I've got your roast chicken, are you going to make this deal? โ
"You answer my question first, why trade with me and why? why๏ผ โ
Ward insisted again and again, and the man with gold wire glasses didn't plan to hide it.
I saw that the hand he placed on Ward's shoulder became more and more gentle.
"Harm, you have also seen that in this villa, there are either children or uncles, and the rest are all women, right?"
Ward nodded, this is the truth, except that this man with gold wire glasses is not a young man at all.
"A man who is about my age and looks good, I haven't met him for at least half a year, you know?"
Ward nodded, that's normal.
The Chosen One is chosen at random, and it seems that it is not only from the Earth.
The probability of wanting to meet the same sex is only 50%, excluding the elderly and children, and you have to eliminate a lot of them.
Not to mention meeting a handsome person.
Should I say it or not, Ward is still relatively confident in his appearance, and I think there were many female classmates when I was in school
Well?
ฮฃ (ะดlll) and so on?
Gay?
About the same age?
You have to be handsome on horseback?!!
Made!
I guessed correctly, this force is the idea of fighting!
"I tell you! Want to chisel me? Over my dead body! Otherwise, it can't be! There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom, how can a husband be born between heaven and earth, how can he pout and kneel under people!"
Tut~
Tough bones.
The more Ward was like this, the more gentle Achi became.
"Good! With ambition! Who's to say I'm going to chisel you, though? โ
The man in the gold wire glasses looked puzzled.
Yes?
Not chiseled?
Now it's the turn of the "self-inflicted" Ward to be embarrassed.
"Huh? I'm this. What's inside, haha, I'm not"
The clown turned out to be myself!
"And what do you mean?"
"No?"
The man with gold-rimmed glasses pulled out a certificate from his crotch.
I lost
Ward was stunned.
Pole Dancing Certificate 7
But that's not the point.
The point is, buddy, what do you mean by pulling such a thing out of your crotch?
Ward was stunned.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also confused.
Many viewers who came from the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom suddenly realized.
Vonima.
Feelings, this kid just bragged about it!
Is he really a certified veteran pole dancer?
It's just that like Ward, they can't figure out what Achi means by pulling this thing out.
There is no need for everyone to guess, the man with gold wire glasses has already taken the initiative to speak.
"Actually, I thought, I want to see you pole dance, okay?"
Wang Defa?
What kind of perverted hobby is this Nima?
It's okay to watch others dance pole dance, but also to watch a man dance?
Ward's sphincter, which had just relaxed, tightened again.
Doesn't that seem right?
He said he wouldn't chisel me, but he wanted me to pole dance.
Who understands the family~
A man with gold wire glasses didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and asked me, a blonde and chest-haired hunk man, to show him pole dance.
Seeing that Ward was getting more and more nervous, the eyes of the man with gold wire glasses became more and more intense. Excited?
Yes, it's exciting!
But under the excitement, it seems that he is trying to suppress something.
(End of chapter)