Idiot~

Do you really think I have a toy for you, uncle?

"Hehe~"

Looking at the Han Jiang Xiao, Lao Mu sneered and locked the door directly.

"Big toys? What big toy do you want to play with? ”

The current old wood and the state when they were outside are like two people.

The look of silly on his face has long since disappeared, and all that remains is playfulness and mockery.

And that undisguised anger?

"Fool, I advise you to stay away from Xiao Ran! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will look good when he steps on a horse! ”

"Yes."

Jiang Xiao replied perfunctorily, without even looking back, and looked through the old wooden cabinet by himself.

"Yes, that's right! No matter what secrets you have, labor warns you, Xiao Ran, you can't touch it! It's the same with Xiaoqing! ”

"Oh! Oh my God, I can't believe it, why didn't you say it earlier. ”

Jiang Xiao was still rummaging through the cabinets looking for the big toy that Lao Mu said.

"Now that you've said it, can you understand what I'm saying?"

"I'll give it a try, man!"

Old Wood: ???

What to try?

Is this idiot listening to me?

"It's not for you to try, you've got to do it, psycho!"

"I'm not mentally ill, it's not me who is sick, it's the world that's stupid"

"I don't care who is sick or stupid, do you listen to my words!"

"Huh?"

Jiang Xiao took out a box from under the old wood's bed.

The latter instantly tensed!

"Stop! Don't touch it! ”

Of course, Jiang Xiao can listen to the ghost.

"Oh my God! It turns out that you also like to play doctor and nurse games! It's just amazing! ”

Completely ignored Lao Mu's dissuasion.

Jiang Xiao directly took out the stethoscope in the box and hung it around his neck.

"Look man! Mr. Patrick Professor Plus has become Dr. Patrick, hey friend! You know, I actually like to be a doctor. ”

Administrator, this big idiot!

Lao Mu's face turned red, and his whole back was constantly rising and falling violently.

"You kid, it's all on purpose, right? Deliberately pretending to be stupid? ”

"Hey! Do you also think that I can't do anything very well, and I can't tell the difference. ”

Grass

Lao Mu's eyes were red with anger.

If you guessed correctly, Jiang Xiao didn't listen to a word of his own words.

"You don't seem to have paid attention to my words from beginning to end!"

"You should have said it in your ears, man, it's easy for Patrick to suspect that you're not very smart, that is, you have a low IQ."

What qualifies a fool to say that others are not smart?

Lao Mu was going to laugh angrily at Jiang Xiao's words.

"I'm not smart? Do you want to listen to what you're talking about, you're a psychopath? ”

"Ah, okay, you let me hear what I'm talking about? Then I'll listen to it. ”

'Smack~'

Jiang Xiao pressed the stethoscope on his chest.

"Hmm~ It doesn't seem to be very good, a little unhealthy, the stethoscope told me that I was listening to the heartbeat of a fool, maybe I should say that this fool is sick."

Lao Mu:.

I won't say anything about the cerebral palsy operation that you can do on a horse, listening to your own heartbeat.

But you listen, what does it mean to put a stethoscope on my waist?

I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!

"Get out! Labor and management abolished you today! ”

Lao Mu was angry and pushed Jiang Xiao away, and at the same time, his body also underwent drastic changes.

The whole person's face began to become slender and sharp.

Such a change made him elongate his facial features, which looked very weird.

The eyes began to turn into a vertical line.

The nose and ears are pulled infinitely close to flattening.

The mouth has been opened left and right.

The disgusting changes in the facial features are also forgotten.

His mouth was still buried, foaming at the mouth.

It's like a stinky crab with foam poured into its mouthparts, and even the taste is the same.

"Giggles. Administrator, you've managed to off my honest man."

"Mingming, ho, obviously you just need to leave them, ho, ho, why do you want me to kill you now, you forced me!"

After the weird transformation, Lao Mu began to approach Jiang Xiao who was pushed down by him step by step.

And Jiang Xiao at this time

I saw that when he fell, he knocked over the old wood's big box and leaked out of the mezzanine inside.

Seeing the scattered things, the barrage was also stunned.

What do you mean? Old wood's childlike heart is still alive? It's too childish for such a big person, right? 】

[Cut, maybe the contents are his childhood? Didn't see any clothes and pants? 】

[You are all on the first and second floors, but anyone with a little brain can already see where Lao Mu's pervert is~]

[If you don't understand, just ask, is there an expert to explain?] Don't you understand? 】

[This kind of person, no, this kind of beast, it is better to suggest that Jiang Xiao kill him directly! ] 】

At this time, Jiang Xiao found the big toy he wanted.

He has a rattle in his left hand, a rocking stick in his right hand, and he flies~

So he was caught off guard and was pushed down by Lao Mu, and he was not angry.

In particular, he let out some retarded laughter from time to time.

pushed Lao Mu's anger value up by two more layers.

Good, good.

You're ignoring me so much, aren't you?

The thin old man stretched out his rough big hand, directly grabbed Jiang Xiao's back collar and picked him up.

"Boy, are my toys fun?"

When the old man smiled and spoke, the white foam in his mouth came out more and more, and a large puddle flowed on the ground

And as Lao Mu picked up Jiang Xiao on the ground.

Except for the toys, the rest of the things were also exposed to the camera in the live broadcast room.

Hiss.

【These are】

[I seem to understand, this seems to be an old brute.] 】

[No wonder, no wonder this guy is willing to help Ah Qing deliver food at Naiko]

[I stepped on the horse early and found that this old wood's eyes staring at Xiao Ran were wrong! 】

The madness of the barrage brush is all about hoping that Jiang Xiao will kill this old guy.

That's right.

The contents scattered in the box reminded them of something bad.

In addition to the toys, all that appeared on the floor were some children's clothes.

At the same time, these are definitely not the "childhood" of Lao Mu!

First of all, these clothes are available for both men and women.

From small princess dresses, small denim shorts, to knee-high stockings, cartoon cotton socks, and small belly pockets, it can be said that there is everything.

Secondly, the clothes don't look very old, and some of them are still strewn with some recently dripping grease stains.

At this time, Lao Mu lifted Jiang Xiao high.

But the latter still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and played with toys silly.

"Jiang Xiao! I'll ask you again now, are labor-management toys fun!! ”

'Crunch~Crunch! ’

The pale pink rocker was pinched into a plastic deformity by the old wood on the spot.

"You like to play, don't you? How do you feel now? ”

Jiang Xiao slowly withdrew his gaze from the top of the rattle.

When he saw the messy young child's clothes, his pupils shrank suddenly.

This is?

Seeing that this administrator who had been stupid finally showed an angry expression on his face.

Lao Mu's heart is so happy~

"Mentally retarded administrator, how can there be such an ignorant and ignorant creature as you in the world? Ha, haha, uhhahahaha~"

"Uhhahahaha~~~"

It's hard not to think of this nasal laugh not to be reminiscent of Squidward,

"Are you laughing at your mother?"

The grinning old wood gave Jiang Xiao a good chance to make a move.

'Bang~'

Jiang Xiao: (Angry 'Д angry) つ (#)3)~

Even if it is picked up by Lao Mu, there is nowhere to borrow.

Jiang Xiao's big pendulum still flew two of the old wood's big yellow teeth.

"Come? Old pervert, you're laughing at a horse, I'll see? Labor and management don't kick your pants off today, I'll count you as tight! ”

Lao Mu looked at the bloodstained molars on the ground in confusion.

No?

This administrator is so vigorous?

Before he could react.

Jiang Xiao, who was lifted up by him, shot again.

To deal with perverts, Jiang Daxing naturally has a set of moves to deal with perverts!

(End of chapter)