"Old wood? In not? What are you doing? ”

There has been no movement inside, and He Menghan outside asked suspiciously.

Lao Mu suddenly panicked, gritted his teeth and wanted to squirm under the bed, and begged Jiang Xiao for support in his mouth.

_(Benefit"∠)

"Brother, Brother Jiang Xiao, help me cover up, let's discuss everything, I can't be seen by others like this."

It's a shame!

The children's clothes on the ground were enough to make him lose face!

Old Biden now knows that it's a shame?

"What if I have to disgrace you? You know, a pervert like you can't survive in Beechburg. ”

As long as this old wood is more uncomfortable, Jiang Xiao will be more comfortable.

It is better to let him experience the social death that is worse than death first.

him to smithereens again!

This kind of filthy voyeur hiding in the dark is like a cockroach that lives in a dark and damp place, and is most afraid of being exposed to the sun.

"Don't, brother, it's uncle's begging, uncle's things can't be known to them, knowing mistakes can improve a lot, I, why are you willing to do it, I'll change!" Uncle swore with his own life, I will definitely change! ”

'Knock Knock~'

"Old wood? Is the old wood there? ”

He Menghan outside had already begun to urge impatiently.

"If you don't speak, I'm going in!"

The old man with a blue nose and swollen face was anxious, and Kuku slapped his big mouth.

'Smack! ’

"I'm not human!"

'Smack! ’

"I'm a beast!"

'Smack! ’

"Brother Jiang Xiao, I'm just thinking about it in my heart."

'Smack! ’

"Hands and feet at most!"

'Smack! ’

"Brother, trust me! I will definitely change, in this villa, I haven't crossed Xiao Ran, it's just my perverted hobby, I know it's not right, but I really can't control how many I remember! ”

Seeing that Jiang Xiao did not react.

Lao Mu gritted his teeth and slammed his head on the corner of the desk!

Old Wood: _(; [x]#」∠)_

"Brother, my uncle didn't have a choice in the past, but now my uncle wants to be a good person, brother, give me a chance!"

It can be seen that Lao Mu really doesn't want to die.

Compared to Achi's courage to admit to everyone that he is an old gay.

Lao Mu has always been very careful to hide his perverted side.

Otherwise, he would not have put on a mask of an honest uncle with a thief accent in front of outsiders.

Of course!

The main reason for this is that his perverted habits are more dirty, disgusting, and dirty.

Gay may be understandable to some people, and even many rotten girls are okay with this mouthful.

But Lao Mu, a copper-smelting one, is considered light with a thousand cuts!

"You really didn't do anything to Xiao Ran?"

"I swear! I don't, you can ask, I didn't cross the line, Brother Jiang Xiao, uncle knelt down for you, I can't."

I saw this forty-year-old man kneeling at his feet with a handful of snot and tears.

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly, planning to spare his life first, and was not in a hurry to do it.

'Bang! ’

Jiang Xiao kicked him under the bed with an angry kick.

Lao Mu only felt as if he had been hit by a locomotive.

A huge force directly slammed him under the bed, so he almost kicked out his duodenum!

"Clean up and get out by yourself, think of the reason for the injury."

"I know, brother."

'Click~'

Jiang Xiao opened the door.

faced He Menghan, who looked surprised and confused.

What's the situation?

How did this psychosis come out?

What about the old wood?

It was hard to hide her curiosity, He Menghan hooked her head and wanted to take a look inside, but Jiang Xiao blocked her back.

"What are you doing? What about the old wood? Where is he? ”

He Menghan, who was blocked from view, had to ask questions like a cannon.

But Jiang Xiao just responded with a wise smile.

With a hurried glance, He Menghan didn't see what was going on inside.

You can only see furniture scattered all over the floor, and the floor seems to be a mess.

What the hell happened in there?

"Where's Lao Mu?"

In order to dispel He Menghan's concerns, Lao Mu's "full of energy" voice came from inside.

"Let's go eat first, and I'll go out and spread it right away."

Okay.

Since Lao Mu said so, He Menghan didn't think about it for the time being.

Whatever~

As long as it doesn't affect him, He Menghan can't care if the sky falls.

Achi, who was squatting in the corner with a bowl to eat, had been waiting.

When he saw Jiang Xiao come out intact, his expression finally relaxed.

Since this goods are out, it means that Lao Mu must have poured blood mold.

Except for the gloating Achi.

The rest of the people were all confused.

The movement inside just now is not small, and this psychiatric administrator came out so easily?

What about the old wood?

"Lao Mu let us eat first, and he will come over later."

Although He Menghan said this, he still couldn't dispel the doubts in everyone's hearts.

Aunt Xiu, who was originally sitting next to Jiang Xiao, moved to the side quietly.

Xiao Ran's mouth was so open that he could stuff an egg.

Only Xiaoqing, he glanced at Jiang Xiao, although there was some surprise in his eyes, but not much.

Everyone was very quiet during the meal today.

Except for Xiao Ran, who was asking Jiang Xiao questions, everyone tacitly chose to remain silent.

Aunt Xiu, who usually dislikes Xiao Ran talking to Jiang Xiao the most, rarely did not dissuade her.

This silence was not broken until Lao Mu went out.

Scare!

Old Wood: ([x](#)...

Everyone was taken aback, and Xiao Ran's chopsticks fell off.

What's going on?

How did Lao Mu become like this?

How can there be a little human form on a horse?

Not to mention primates three meters away, it is reluctant to even classify old trees as carbon-based organisms.

With his style, he has to shoot three episodes when he walks into science!

Everyone locked their eyes on Jiang Xiao again.

The two hundred and five seemed completely unaware of the apocalypse of the atmosphere.

Holding two pieces of pork ribs and gnawing on a mouthful of oil.

Could it be that this kid has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?

Aunt Xiu and He Menghan glanced at each other and nodded slowly.

If this administrator really did it

Then they'll do whatever it takes to get rid of him!

Tai Nima was frightened, how could the strength of the Chosen One be so high?

I didn't treat Lao Mu as a person at all!

This potential danger must be eliminated, or it may one day befall you.

Lao Mu grinned, he originally wanted to laugh, but he pulled the bridge of his nose that was dried and broken, and he bared his teeth in pain.

His old teeth were gone, and everyone saw that his big teeth were gone.

Seeing this, Aunt Xiu immediately put down the chopsticks and said in a deep voice.

"Lao Mu, I feel that you can be considered a good person in this villa."

He Menghan snorted coldly and followed.

"But ah, some people like to be bullied by honest people, don't they?"

The two women plan to take advantage of the fact that there are many of them now.

Even if this administrator is strong, as long as everyone rushes up, can he still fight against the sky alone?

Lao Mu hurriedly waved his hand.

"What are you talking about? No one bullied me. ”

what？

You've been beaten like this when you're riding a horse, and you still say that no one bullied you?

"I, I'm asking the administrator to help me extract my teeth!"

Tooth extraction?

Everyone looked at Jiang Xiao, who spread his hands.

╮(ω)╭"Look at what I'm doing, eat vegetables." ”

As if he was worried that everyone wouldn't believe it, Lao Mu also opened his mouth to show everyone the molars on both sides of him.

Hey?

Indeed.

It's pretty clean~

But how to explain the blue nose and swollen face?

"Lao Mu, I haven't heard you say that your teeth are bad before."

"That's right, Lao Mu, if you have been wronged, you can say, we are many people, don't be afraid!"

The two girls had already slowly gotten up and stared at Jiang Xiao nervously.

As long as Lao Mu says that there is a problem with this administrator, they will go directly!

How many people are overwhelming?

When he heard these four words, Lao Mu almost cried.

Dude, we're weird, aren't we?

was actually forced by an administrator to say something like "there are many people".

"I've been bad for a long time, not to mention that it's because of Mu Defa, I'm embarrassed to let you help."

In the words of Lao Mu.

His teeth were long gone.

But because the teeth are too yellow and the mouth is too smelly, I am embarrassed to ask everyone to help.

This is not?

finally met a fool with a bad brain and a lot of strength, so Lao Mu thought about asking him to help pull it out.

"And the wound on your face?"

"When I pulled the tooth back, I pulled it back hard, and I knocked over the table where the wire was fixed, and I hit it."

I'm dripping mom.

How much effort does it take to get out of here?

But think about it.

Lao Mu's strength is terrifying, as the so-called greater strength, the more ruthless it is.

If you hit your face like this, it's understandable.

Thinking of this, everyone at the table breathed a sigh of relief.

It really scared them to death just now.

Fortunately, the strength of this administrator is not as perverted as they imagined.

"Administrator, what Lao Mu said is true?"

"What? What did Lao Mu just say? I don't make it, do I? ”

Seeing Jiang Xiao's wise eyes, everyone's hearts were even more settled.

With such a style of eyes and accents, how to look at how low~

It could not be the legendary cake hand or anything.

Just in case, He Menghan still asked.

"Lao Mu's injury, do you understand how it came about?"

Jiang Xiao frowned, and swept his eyes, nose, and swollen old wood.

"Slander me, huh? Test me? Do you want to test me in math? Everyone knows that I am not aggressive in my life! ”

Old Wood: ???

Okay, well, these five words have been redefined by you today.

"Xiao Ran! Come here, don't sit with this weird uncle! ”

Seeing that Jiang Xiao, who was stupid, was not a master, Aunt Xiu immediately pulled back Xiao Ran, who was sticking to Jiang Xiao's side.

"Lao Mu's injury can't be separated from you, right?"

He Menghan was still asking, she always felt that something was wrong with Lao Mu's words.

Seeing that this woman had been testing her mathematics, Jiang Xiao also put down her chopsticks.

"If you say so, then you have to mention the love-hate relationship between Romeo and Zhu Bajie in the Quanmei case, Zhu Bajie chose to abandon Romeo and choose to associate with Zhenguanxi Zheng Tu, in fact, there are already signs of this."

"As we all know, we can wait for the bullets to fly, but the shredded meat on the Titanic will never wait for the black whirlwind Sima Yi, why? Isn't it because a gourd baby popped out of the fig tree of Motoko in Baitiao Town? ”

"All in all, in short, I think the key to creating a perpetual motion machine is to see whether Beethoven's Ninth Symphony can independently interpret gravity."

He Menghan frowned, thinking about what Jiang Xiao meant by this.

universal gravitation

Bullets fly.

"Ahem, Xiaomeng, eat, let's eat."

Aunt Xiu knocked on the bowl and motioned for her not to think about it

If you want to taste the words that this administrator said, it is really nerve-picking!

Just when Lao Mu wanted to sit down for dinner, Jiang Xiao stopped him.

(End of chapter)