Chapter 137: Pai's impromptu rap
The bodies of the three unlucky eggs all stiffened on the spot
Just now, Jiang Xiao caught a blue jellyfish named "Friend" on the sofa.
In the next second, a backflip and a set of Thomas spins were in front of the eyes of the three of them.
Yao Han and the three of them didn't even have time to run.
The four of them just made a face.
The dull eyes, the expressionless face, and the drooping eyelids.
All of them are interpreting that this administrator may not be in a good mood.
The old king's head is fine.
Although his beard was shaking, he could barely maintain an embarrassed smile.
After all, he didn't have much to do with the administrator.
But Yao Han and Broken Tongue were both frightened.
Especially Queen Yao Han, she turned around and was about to run, and the crystal slippers were thrown off, and the queen's temperament was completely gone!
"Phew! Stop me! β
Ga!
Jiang Xiao only needed a word, and Yao Han stood directly on the spot.
"You've got to come back Sandy!"
Although he didn't know what Sandy was, Yao Han knew that this psychosis was most likely referring to himself.
Swallowed saliva.
Yao Han slowly turned his body.
Slowly, he returned to Jiang Xiao's side, bowed his head and stood honestly, and subconsciously clasped his hands.
How can there be the chic self-confidence of abusing and killing Park Dao Rail at that time?
The appearance of a good baby who has made a mistake.
"Hey! I said, Mr. Krabs, you're interested in jellyfish too. β
Mr. Krabs?
Old Wang Tou looked around and confirmed that the "Mr. Krabs" in the administrator's mouth was referring to himself.
"You two don't sleep at night, and you come here to peek at me and SpongeBob catching jellyfish."
Cough.
Speaking of which~
Lao Wang and Yao Han both looked at the broken tongue secretly.
That's right.
Sold teammates.
Let's still say that.
As the so-called dead friends don't die in the poor way!
The broken tongue that was still whining and scumming before is breaking out in a cold sweat at this moment
Be oiled. The good memories of the steel pipe being forcibly plugged are all vivid.
'Bang Da~'
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The hardest severed tongue actually knelt down directly and unproductively.
"Aba, Abba ~ Abba Abba ~~"
Don't blame him for cowardice.
Otherwise, if Jiang Xiao's interest comes up later, he won't even have a chance to kneel!
The previous experiences of torture are living examples!
The people in the live broadcast room were confused.
This dumb man is so unproductive?
[Has anyone told me about this familiar scene?] γ
γGreat light? Is it a big light? γ
[Light, do you see?] I'm not alone! γ
[There is no great light in the world, or everyone is a great light. γ
[Broken tongue: Brother, there were a lot of people outside just now, and now I'll kneel down for you. γ
[Hahaha, buddy, why did you bring a dumb translator? γ
"Aba, Aba! Abba Baba~~"
Everyone doesn't know what Broken Tongue is talking about.
But from the look of pity on his humble Abba and my faces, it was not difficult to tell that he was begging for mercy.
"Who? Who's talking! β
Jiang Xiao looked around left and right for a long time, and finally his wise eyes met the broken tongue.
"It's you, ruffian boss, if you don't speak, I won't be able to look at you."
The plain words were like a sharp knife, and they were fiercely inserted into the heart of the severed tongue.
Broken tongue:.
You didn't see me just now?
The mentality of labor and management is a bit broken!
If I don't "make a sound" just now, will I be able to leave directly?
Broken tongue: (dish)
I'm ~%?...; #*'β&Β°C$γβ ?garbled code!
[Wha! Should I say it or not, Jiang Xiao really has a hand in engaging in these weird mentalities! γ
[I just don't know if he did it intentionally or accidentally?] γ
[Blindly guessing one hand, Jiang Shenban forced it on purpose. γ
[This hasn't started yet, the tears of the broken tongue are whirling aggrievedly. γ
[This operation is really bullish. γ
"Since you're here, let's stay and catch jellyfish together!"
Three: ???
Soon, Jiang Xiao assigned a net pocket to everyone.
Yao Han held a broom.
The old king is holding a mop.
Broken tongue holding a yellow but yellow toilet plug.
saw the three of them lining up like babies and being escorted out of the stairs by Jiang Xiao.
Achi, who was still catching jellyfish in the living room, stiffened, and then his eyes lit up.
Yo!
How many brothers are here?
No kidding, catching jellyfish in the void is not much more embarrassing than dragging your pants and on the street.
Especially just now, Ah Zhi is too deep into the play
But soon he was relieved~
Because these three great injustices will soon come with him to catch jellyfish.
"What are you doing! Catch! Grab them! This is perhaps the most important day of your life! β
Okay, okay!
Catch, we catch!
"What are you doing, man! Sandy! Oh my God, I can't believe you've got to run! Just like SpongeBob SquarePants! Step out of your legs and scream a little louder, a little wave! β
Like him?
Seeing Ah Zhi pretending to be crazy, Yao Han frowned.
She doesn't want to be like that, she's a dead person!
Do you want to scream a little wave?!
Who did you think of her Yao Han?
"I don't!"
Yao Han's tough refusal!
Then the tone immediately softened by three points.
"I, I can catch jellyfish, but, but I can't run! You can't even shout. β
Not running and not screaming is Yao Han's last stubbornness!
The main thing is that it's too shameful and embarrassing too!
What's the matter with a broom and screaming in the void and hugging a jellyfish?
"Listen to me, if you don't want to run, the ruffian boss will be out of luck today."
After speaking, Jiang Xiao's big iron spoon covered the top of the head with a broken tongue.
Tongue Break: ???
Me again?
She is disobedient, why am I unlucky?
Can you not catch me alone?
Broken Tongue looked at Yao Han desperately, "Abba Aba" kept coming.
God knows what kind of torture Yao Han will suffer if he refuses this administrator!
Seeing the close-pleading gaze of the broken tongue.
Yao Han chose not to look over and pretended not to see it.
"No, I, the ruffian boss is up to you, anyway, I have to keep the image of a lady anyway."
As soon as this remark came out.
Even Ah Zhi and Lao Wang looked at Yao Han in a daze.
No
Now that you're full of old oil, how can you still have the image of a lady?
"Lady?"
"Hahaha~"
"You actually call yourself a lady?"
Everyone is quiet.
Jiang Xiao's wise laughter seemed so harsh.
"Patrick doesn't think you're a lady or anything now, you look a bit like a poisonous snake pepper."
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What kind of poisonous snake green pepper is it?
Yao Han's face was flushed when he was ridiculed by Jiang Xiao, and his anger value was soaring.
"You! It's not because of you that I don't have time to dress up! β
"Oh my God, you're just a stupid and stupid squirrel, and I'm a starfish with a high IQ, me and you? Laughing to death, the two of us are not people of the same world! I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants, and Patrick hasn't had much contact with you. β
Yao Han's body trembled, and his chest kept rising and falling staring at this administrator.
This is simply too much deception!
Facing Yao Han's cannibalistic gaze.
Jiang Xiao took the big iron spoon and looked back with a dull gaze.
Looking at the momentum, it is not cowardly at all!
Ah Zhi and Lao Wang Tou looked at the two of them as if they were about to get on the bar, so they quietly touched the corner of the hall.
Just don't get hurt by mistake.
Broken tongue although there is a desire to run.
But he was under Jiang Xiao's nose, and he didn't dare to move!
"I don't care if you're Jiang Xiao or Pai Daxing or Administrator, in short, I advise you to stop in moderation! I, Yao Han, am also a person with a bottom line! My pride does not allow you to trample on my dignity again and again! It doesn't matter who you are! β
Grass!
The old lady is so weird!
How can you be so embarrassed by an administrator every time?!
In the face of Yao Han's tough attitude, Jiang Xiao's tone was still as honest as ever.
"Who am I, you ask?"
On the spot, there was a general impromptu rap of the Duan faction!
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"I am me, he is me, you are me, then who am I!"
(Β°Π΄Β°)
"I am him, I am you, you are me, so who are you"
(Β°Π΄Β°)
"Who am I! Who am I! Who am I!!! β
Yao Han: ???
Everyone: Generous Crab!
γRub! The tearing feeling of this horse is too strong, right? γ
[Uh, Jiang Xiao has always been like this? I'm no longer surprised. γ
[I'll leave it here today, Jiang Xiao is my brother Wang Leding's iron fan, is there anything wrong? ] γ
[He really, I cried to death.] γ
[Good rap! Dragon has rap, and without Jiang Xiao, I don't approve of it. γ
[I admit that I am very awesome, but if I take out a song "Tree Moves the Wind", how should you deal with it? γ
[I'm sorry, I only want to say one word: On such a cold day, you are so far away from me~]
[Damn, a whole wave of dead memories is attacking me.] γ
[Confused Yao Han: No, this can also play a stalk?!! γ
(End of chapter)