Chapter 142: Humanoid Anti-Aircraft Cannon
The empty-bellied man behind him wanted to sneak attack.
Jiang Xiao repeated his old trick, directly inserted his hand into the little girl's mouth, and took out a large handful of maggots and put them into his mouth.
Directly scolded him, knelt to the side and kept doing it.
Anyway, this little girl doesn't know what it is.
It doesn't seem to do anything but spit bugs.
But the good thing is that [spitting worms] seems to be the little girl's passive skill.
Well, maybe it's her only skill.
It's like you'll never be able to vomit the worms.
In that case?
Come on, come on!
Jiang Xiao turned into a corn pitcher, and Kuku took out a large handful of white maggots into the little girl's mouth and smashed them out.
The little girl was foamed at the delirious kuku he had dug out
Jiang Xiao didn't do it lightly or heavily, for fear that it would be too shallow and not shipped, and he would have to slap her intestines several times.
Little girl: (ะด; )
Jiang Xiao's hand really deterred a lot of weirdness.
These weirdness are not afraid of pain.
Even if they are kicked in the crotch, they can respond with a smile.
But they know the feeling of nausea and are afraid of being buried
And it worked!
The hesitation in their eyes was captured by Jiang Xiao.
Settle in your heart right now!
Although Bai Liu's blessing can most likely get him out of the predicament in front of him.
But after all, the duration was too short, and Jiang Xiao wanted to leave this skill that could kill the weird forever to other people.
So~
Jiang Xiao directly hugged the little girl who was still confused next to him.
Clamped her, perhaps.
Directly stopped by the waist and picked it up, as if it was a light machine gun that used as a horse to spray maggots.
Clamped her under the armpit with his left arm, and opened her mouth with his right hand Kuku, squeezing the maggots frantically
The fat, oily bugs squirted from the girl's mouth.
ruthlessly satisfied Jiang Xiao's childhood military dream!
Jiang Xiao:()ใคโใโปโณ()ยท"
Tricks: Fake squid is a generous crab!
This horse is even hotter than the picture of Ward smearing the wall just now!
Wherever the maggots go, they retreat!
Jiang Xiao:():โใโปโณ()
"Wha! Come on! Kang is busy with Beibi, come and fight with me head-on, come on! โ
Weird: โ(ยฐๅฃยฐ(ๅฃ(ยฐโณยฐ|||(ยฐๅฃยฐใ)ใ
You step on the horse, this can also be called a head-on battle?!
It's kind of putting the little girl down!
The depressing, tense, treacherous, infiltrating, and fearful atmosphere that these weird things have just created are gone!
The style of painting has become very. Bizarre and abstract, well, disgusting.
This is also the passive effect of Jiang Xiao's appearance.
Every time he is there, no matter how terrifying the film, it will become very strange.
Some are weird and scold while vomiting.
(Dish)
"Phew! Vomit! If you have the ability to let go of that little girl, we will fight you head-on! Wow! โ
Others move with emotion and reason.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, Jiang Xiao pointed the little girl's head at him, and countless maggots shot at his face.
"I said buddy? As for it? What's wrong with her little girl? Vomit! Let's just say it, everyone can sit down! Sit down and talk slowly! The child is vomiting! It's gag, wow! It's innocent wow! Can you step on a horse and let me finish shooting wow! โ
ฮฃ_("โ ) vomit!
There are also weird ways to take radical measures.
"I've never seen a brazen guy like Ling, what kind of hero is a maggot machine gun! Come on! You can't leave the little girl, right? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? No one really admits that they can't do it, right? โ
Little Girl: +999 Grievance
What is a maggot machine gun? Can't you give me a nice nickname?
The man with an empty belly was caught off guard and was confused by maggots again.
Even with his mouth closed, there were a lot of bugs that went down his nostrils, ears and eyes into his brain.
It doesn't hurt though.
But disgusting!
Who is a normal person who can withstand maggots in their heads?
This is not a derogatory or exaggerated adjective, this is especially a physical sense: maggots!
"No more! Brothers! It's so disgusting! โ
"Stabbing, ahhh Something is going crazy about my brain stem! Scratch! โ
"Xiao Rou! You're aiming your horse at the enemy! If we continue like this, we will all be sucked away by you! โ
The little girl who is called Xiaorou wants to do it too!
In fact, this administrator is covered with the most small insects all over his body, but it is useless!
It didn't work at all when it got into him.
It will only make this laughing psychopath ravage his cheeks more and more vigorously.
Because the harder she ravages, the harder she squirts!
No, no, no
This administrator's mental designation is a pervert.
The room is not big, but it has become a myth.
This foot down, I'll wipe ~
Juice splashes!
Not to mention the sticky, it's slippery!!
The weirdness in the room all showed a humanized disgusting and terrifying expression.
There's no place to put your feet down!
A lot of weird faces are purple.
It's true.
No kidding.
It's also easier for people to accept that you step on a horse and change it to a mop and dip it in to fight the Quartet than if you come with a humanoid machine gun!
The barrage in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom is full of Minion emojis spitting out green liquid.
It was in the middle of the night.
Wouldn't this be the end of the calf if it was at the meal?
[Gross! No, I'll withdraw, yue! ใ
[Refreshing my tolerance for nausea again and again.] ใ
[Is Jiang Shen's mental state okay? Can a normal person think of this trick? ใ
[I can't bear this ninja when I come! ใ
[Really, although he is mentally ill, he can think of such a disgusting move, and he really vomits! ใ
[Mr. Jiang's brain circuit is novel, he is really talented]
However, no matter how weird it was, Jiang Xiao was indifferent.
I made up my mind to hold on to this machine gun and not let go.
Okay, okay, you're playing like this, aren't you?
Grass!
Finally, there is a weirdness that I can't stand anymore.
"Let's go together!"
"Hurry up and kill him!"
"Made, it's just a matter of being bullied while you're alive, and you're still being abused when you're dead?!"
"Stick your hands, let's do it together!"
The cold and infiltrating temperament they pretended to be weird and deliberately before is all gone.
Woo scum, I want to go together, after all, Jiang Xiao is a big villain.
"It's good to come!"
Seeing these weird maggots approaching him together, Jiang Xiao didn't panic at all!
There was even a look of excitement on his face
I saw him retreat to the corner of the room first.
Because the field of vision here is wide, no matter which direction the weirdness can't escape Jiang Xiao's eyes.
Then he fixed the little girl who was almost fainting to the ground
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xiao also fell to the ground, picked up her pigtails backwards, and let her subconsciously tilt her head and open her mouth.
All:???
What is this for?
The posture is a little inappropriate, isn't it?
Jiang Xiao: The left eye is closed, and the right eye is open
(ใคฯ)ใค๏ธปโฆโคโโโ
"How? Has my look changed from a light machine gun to a Barrett sniper? It's still the Infinite Ammo version! โ
Uncanny:???
(โ _โ ) (โ _โ ) (โ _โ )
It's all mullet roe.
However, Jiang Xiao was still showing off his new weapon.
"Look man, the solid base is a lot more stable than when I was shooting, oh! Yay~ And grabbing the braid is also better than pinching her face to transfer and lock on to the target, roar! I'll try it first! โ
"DadadaDada~~~~"
Jiang Xiao frantically pulled the little girl's double ponytail.
Pull left and right.
The scalp was pulled, causing the little girl to subconsciously open her mouth wide.
Full fire!
Before: ()ยท"
Now: (mouth) ยท
I lose!
It's so violent!
This is not just a Barrett sniper, this is an anti-aircraft gun with no back-swing fire!
One person, plus a [humanoid anti-aircraft gun].
The forced "killing" showed the momentum of thousands of troops.
The offensive that had been barely organized was crushed in an instant.
"Wahahaha!!"
At this time, Jiang Xiao had an invincible momentum, and he raised the little girl to chase after these weird buttocks!
"Phew! Hold back, and fight with me if you have a kind! Fight it! โ
I'm standing Nima @#ยฅ%!
These weird people are hugging their heads and running around, for fear that they will eat two more bites of maggots.
Seeing that his deterrent power is so fierce.
Jiang Xiao threw the little girl to the ground, coquettishly lifted her bangs and began to boast about the mode.
"Oh my God, I can't believe whose general is this? So brave! No one dared to fight me. โ
Little girl:???
Weird: I'm @#ยฅ%!
You stepped on the horse and put aside this princess to sell melons!
"Are you pretending to be chicken feathers and garlic? The whole world is forced to let you pretend to be alone. โ
"I'll fight your grandma's big pineapple! You have the ability to put down that maggot-breathing [forbidden weapon] in a call! โ
"Don't be a face when you hold back your horse! There's a kind of putting her down, it's nothing! โ
"That's right! The little girl really thinks she's invincible, don't you think this is your own strength? โ
Jiang Xiao spread his hands, and his face was full of underwhelming.
โฎ(ฯ)โญ"Isn't what you said about the crotch of your pants catching fire and burning in your crotch!" Of course, this is my strength, if you have a weapon, you can use it, and I don't want to let it. โ
Ouch!
How can there be such a shameless person in the world?
The weird people don't fight anymore, anyway, they won't be able to kill this person for a while, so they are just ready to scold Jiang Xiao!
Of course, Jiang Xiao was not used to it, so he directly treated the little girl as a little Mazha and sat on her face.
Get ready to start: Tongue Battle Crowd Mode!
Little girl:??????
It's been so long, and no one has spoken up for me?
Jiang Xiao's state seems to be a little wrong?
Someone started asking on the barrage.
[If you don't understand, just ask, Jiang Shen's own personality has appeared? ] ใ
[It seems that Mr. Pai's eyes and tone, including the inverted sentence speech with a strong flavor, are gone. ใ
[And the state doesn't seem to be mentally ill.,It seems to have become a normal person.] ใ
[This time, Jiang Xiao's personality seems to have lasted quite a long time. ใ
[Uh, third floor, you're okay with your brain, right?] Are you sure Jiang Xiao is a normal person now? ใ
[Whether it's a normal person or not, anyway, he looks cheap now, really cheap]
[I like his cheap appearance now, I'm really curious, how does Jiang Shen, who is not sick, line up with weirdness? ] ใ
See these barrages.
The old director of Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital unconsciously showed a strange expression.
How do you match up with weirdness?
Of course, it's not to blame the curiosity on the barrage, after all, they don't know Jiang Xiao.
As for Jiang Xiao's oral work, it is good.
No one has a better say than the aunts and uncles in the Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital.
At the time of his illness.
He is the ceiling inside the psychosis, and Kuku tortures normal people.
When he wasn't sick.
Many cerebral palsy psychopaths with decades of medical history can be scolded and cried by Jiang Xiao's self-character
This kid, whether you are sick or not, the main thing to scold is to expose the shortcomings.
Ling Chinan: "It's all right! Let Lao Tzu scold first, Waterma can't stand it for a long time! Watch me squirt him! โ
Jiang Xiao: "Nima is dead!" โ
Ling Chi Nan: ???
"Still shaking your head left and right to look at others? What I'm talking about when I step on a horse is you Ling Chi Nan! To that pestle like a special telephone pole has become fine, I see that you were more or less a resentful when you were alive! It's a waste to die! The corpses are incomplete! It's you! โ
I pedal a horse!
"You!"
A slightly shorter woman was slammed by Jiang Xiao as soon as she opened her mouth.
"What are you? I haven't said anything about you, little tank, I don't know where I go and think you're squatting, like a stunted little potato, what qualifications do you have to talk to me? Hurry home and find some soil fertilizer to apply to yourself. โ
A woman on the side of the little potato tried to help the little potato and Jiang Xiao pair up.
"Sister, let me help you."
"Can you help me? I don't think you're a good bird, with a big mouth that's sticky like you've got hairspray! Who are you? And she is a sister? She's a little potato, are you a 95 type? You two deserve to have a conversation with me? In ancient times, if there were the two of you, Cao Chong would not have to pay so much trouble to say that the elephant would not have to be forced! โ
"Don't scold my mother-in-law!"
A big man with his intestines hanging out protected the breathless woman who was scolded.
"Yo! Is this your brain? I don't think you're in a very good state as a little rubber wife, huh? Dude, don't you think about cheering her on or something? โ
"Waterma!"
"Hold you back from stepping on the horse, I'll step on the horse, if you have time to match me on the line, it's better to see your sister-in-law's production date, don't forget to celebrate your sister-in-law's birthday, and you yourself look like a catfish essence, the two are a good match."
"Keep your mouth clean, me."
The other was weird and tried to match Jiang Xiao.
"Who are you? I haven't sprayed you yet, and you're still talking about the chicken gizzard's mouth! It looks like a king buying a watermelon, I tell you, you should roll, you should climb! Don't come here as a conspicuous bag! โ
The woman whose limbs were extremely twisted was taken care of by Jiang Xiao.
Just because she wanted to take the opportunity to sneak attack Jiang Xiao, but was discovered by Ah Xiao.
"Oh, what's the matter, sister, it's you again? How do you grow horns and refine the sheep? I see that your aisle is like the cerebral thrombosis rehabilitation training, six on your left hand and seven on your right hand, turning your left foot and kicking your right foot into the aisle, one meter six and one meter seven, and you still want to sneak attack me? โ
Precision strikes
Instantly piercing the heart!
Because of the serious fracture of her limbs, this woman's walking posture cannot be said to be exactly the same as Jiang Xiao's description, it can be said to be the same.
"Puff~"
Especially the best friend of this fractured woman actually laughed out loud at this time.
It pushed the atmosphere to another climax.
The fractured woman instantly lost her fighting spirit.
Another man took over the work of alignment.
Everyone in the barrage took out small notebooks and memorized them.
[Writer, writer! ใ
[After reading the book for so long, today is the first time I have seen the lethality of language!] ใ
[What Jiupin Sesame Guan said is true, it turns out that you can really scold a person until he vomits blood! ] ใ
[Who can stand this small beak and horn the bird? Loved, loved~ใ
[Who said that only Pie can always restrain the weird? Jiang Xiao, this kid, I'll watch it when I'm young! ใ
[Forget it without dirty words, and even scold it clearly, there is no lack of logic! ] ใ
[Mr. Pai, I'm sorry, I'm going to change from pie powder to ginger powder. ใ
"! Everyone scolds together! Don't talk about martial arts! I can't scold the horse! โ
An old man was scolded in tears, and he was about to be aggrieved.
He brewed the curse quotations below for a long time before choosing to appear.
I never thought about being on the line for three minutes and being scolded for two and a half minutes!
The remaining half a minute was still Jiang Xiao's mercy, allowing him to sort out his thoughts and reorganize the language.
Together?
If you don't talk about martial arts, then I won't talk about it either!
I saw Jiang Xiao pick up the glass fragments of the coffee table on the ground, and cut off a piece of meat after dividing it by two.
Uncanny:???
What does self-harm mean?
"Are you cutting meat and feeding the eagle through this cosplay?"
"Yo? Now that you know you're scared? Intend to cut meat to please us? Sorry, it's too late! โ
"My mother won't kill you today, I'm going to scold you to death and cry you! Woo woo."
A strange woman wiped her tears while threatening, just now this guy scolded her, that little word is too chicken and hurtful!
Before they start scolding.
The piece of flesh that fell to the ground quickly wriggled and grew into another Jiang Xiao.
It's just that
Eyes glazed over?
Am I lost?
What kind of bizarre skill is this horse pedaling?
Uncanny:?!!!
All the weirdness is full of bewilderment.
The scene in front of him is more visually stunning than Jiang Xiao's physical metamorphosis, resilience and infinite strength.
"It's okay, don't be afraid! This, this one shouldn't look too smart! โ
"Who? This one? Which does this refer to? โ
The second Jiang Xiao's tone was both familiar and wise, and if nothing else, Mr. Pai, who had just rested, was back.
One is not enough!
Jiang Xiao's hand fell, and soon, the small room was stuffed.
Maggots, Jiang Xiao, weird
The three have formed an almost inseparable coexistence.
Jiang Xiao's scolding quotations are mixed with the wisdom quotations of Mr. Pai.
A lot of weirdness covered my ears
There was an attempt to kill some Jiang Xiao.
But the final result can only be to get more Jiang Xiao.
Even the power of the black mist could infect them, and for the first time, Weird questioned his own power.
Desperate, so desperate
Even the power of the black mist could infect them,
The scene in front of you is too weird and bizarre, isn't it?
Sprinkle beans into soldiers?
Immortal and immortal?
Reborn with blood?
Not a buddy?
Isn't it a little inauthentic to play the fairy family spell in your rules?
There is confusion.
"No way, this can't be, right? Can anyone click on me? Wake me up. โ
There is materialism.
"Scatter beans into soldiers! The materialist coffin board can't be suppressed! โ
There is a threat.
"Don't look at me with such wise eyes, I advise you to take your magical powers and stop! Don't come near me, I, I'm telling you, I'm not in a good brain, if you get close, I can do anything! โ
The corners of Jiang Xiao's mouth tugged at a wise smile.
Laughing to death~
Who's so brainy!
He didn't even have to speak, just a look to let these weird people know whose brain was more difficult.
Jiang Xiao: Oo
Just when Jiang Daxing was about to send words.
He was interrupted by a short, hurried alarm.
'Jingle bells! Jingle bells! โ
'Jingle bells! Jingle bells! โ
As the alarm clock sounded, all of these weird people breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he slowly disappeared into the room with a complicated expression.
The little girl who has been sitting as a pony by Jiang Xiao for so long is also.
She is looking at Jiang Xiao's eyes now, which is called a grudge.
Today's events are enough to open another hole in her young heart.
A second before disappearing, the little girl pouted and was about to cry.
Eventually, the blood, the flesh, and the maggots that filled every corner of the room were gone.
It's over?
That's all there is in room 10?
[Isn't it? That's it? ใ
[I thought it was some kind of ruthless thing, but I didn't expect it to be a group of little Karami. ใ
[Jiang Shen: I'm sorry, the feeling just came up, and before I had time to play, you actually slipped away. ใ
[Are you sure little Karami?] Not only are they almost immortal, but they are also extremely numerous, and they are not afraid of pain, not to mention the Chosen One, the old king, they will have to be torn apart by them when they enter! ใ
[But. It still feels like something is missing, after all, it's room ten. ใ
[Isn't that right?] The lights are still flashing. ใ
Not only is it still flickering, but the frequency is getting faster and faster.
Jiang Xiao didn't leave in a hurry, and didn't even go to see if the door could be opened.
sat directly on the bed, making it clear that he was waiting for the other party's arrival.
The artist is bold, and the five big characters are going to be written on his face.
(End of chapter)