[Ding~ Strange talk generated! ] 】

Jiang Xiao sat up from the bed abruptly.

"Shhh

How does my head hurt

He shook his head vigorously.

Isn't it going to be stupid again?

This sudden idea was quickly opposed by Jiang Xiao.

"No, no, no, no!"

What does it mean to be stupid again?

How could I be stupid, who claims to be a genius in Qingshan?

That's right!

Mu Xitang!

Jiang Xiao looked around in a panic.

I found myself having returned from that mysterious world to the military compound.

It's just weird.

As a national treasure-level figure, this time he didn't have the "escort" of those old chiefs by his side?

"Anyone? There is no one! Someone squeak. ”

"Here, don't shout."

Dr. Sun came in with a stack of test reports.

Seeing Jiang Xiao with an anxious expression, Dr. Sun nodded and pushed his frame at will.

"You shouted so loudly, don't your brain hurt?"

"Pain"

Jiang Xiao replied weakly.

He felt like he was feeling after a fever now.

Whether it's shaking your head or shouting loudly, there will be bursts of sharp pain.

"You don't care about this! I ask you, what about Mu Xitang? What about the little pink hair? My daughter? Did she come out? ”

If she hadn't followed herself out.

Jiang Xiao felt chills just thinking about it.

"We'll talk about the little pink hair later, now I have good news and bad news, do you want to hear it?"

"Don't sell it, labor and management are in a hurry now!!"

Jiang Xiao swallowed his saliva, and his mind slipped through thousands of ways in an instant.

Even if Mu Xitang had an accident, how he would explain the picture to Sun Wei and Shi Shi had thought of it.

"Well, your brain has changed again, there is a wisp of black fog in it, the next time you get into a strange talk, the condition will definitely be more serious than in reality, and even dementia."

Jiang Xiao nodded, no wonder his brain was a little troubled.

"Okay, what's the bad news?"

"Well, the bad news is."

Dr. Sun: ???

What's the bad news about God's horse?

Feelings, do you think it's good news to become demented?!

For a moment, he really wanted to stab this Jiang Xiao fiercely.

"I'll tell you this first, it's bad news."

"Huh? Hoohoo! And this kind of good thing? Am I not making money? ”

Are you numb, are you numb?

looked at Jiang Xiao, who said on the bed as if he had no brainstem.

Dr. Sun kept telling himself not to be angry, he was just mentally ill.

"The good news is that this black fog can effectively suppress your condition in reality."

"What condition? My brain hurts, is it whining? ”

"Psychosis, the black fog can suppress your psychosis in reality! Also, what whining? What you're trying to say is a fever, hey! ”

"Silly! Waterma is not sick, you have a real hole in your brain! ”

Forget it, don't talk about it, if you want to make a fuss, just put it aside and make a slow fuss!

Stay here and have a liver ache!

Anyway, the matter had already been told to him, and Dr. Sun turned around and was about to leave without looking back.

"Hey! Pink hair, where is my pink hair! ”

"In the cafeteria!"

Jiang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

OK.

Neither of the worst imaginable scenarios materialized.

The first situation is that Mu Xitang stayed in that world and was not brought out by himself.

The second situation is to be brought out and caught by some people in some research room.

However, just in case, Jiang Xiao still endured a headache and walked on the way to the cafeteria.

He had so many questions to ask

Odd.

There are not many people in the compound of the military region, Jiang Xiao knows.

But this morning is too deserted, right?

The only girl I saw in a military uniform was also in a hurry to run to the cafeteria with her mobile phone.

It can't be Mu Xitang in trouble, right?

As soon as this thought came to me, I couldn't suppress it.

The agility of up to 19 made Jiang Xiao quickly approach the cafeteria.

"Come on! Shi Shi, compare to the camera! ”

"You fake fan! Shi Shi is the one with a double ponytail, and his name is Mu Xitang! ”

[Yay ~ good brand, red in red, red in white, white and whiteboard~]

"Xitang baby, come, let my aunt have one, mua~"

"Come on, Xiao Xitang, then play music and dance!"

"I'll shoot I'll shoot, my phone is far ahead of !!"

"Foolish!"

[Beat! Dry Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy

Little Pink Fur is about to be squeezed into a pouting by the enthusiasm of the aunt nearby.

There is no love on the face

It wasn't until he saw Jiang Xiao's figure appear that Mu Xitang's eyes lit up.

"Daddy!"

A whirlwind blew, and Mu Xitang was already hanging on Jiang Xiao's body.

The little girl's little short legs are quite upside down.

Well, you can see that everyone likes the little pink hair.

Even liking something a little too much already.

God daddy daddy!

"Dad, I want to keep you here, but they have to call me to dinner!"

(~) That's them!

Mu Xitang pointed to the old chiefs sitting in a row on the side.

"Come on, let me see if you're not a little fat~"

Jiang Xiao pinched Xiao Fanmao's chin with his big hand, and kept rubbing her baby fat little face.

"Hmm~ Tap, you want to be spicy."

"By the way, how long did I sleep?"

"I've been sleeping since last night."

Last night?

Last night, I took her out at most at nine o'clock.

It's only been a few hours?

Should I say it or not, Mu Xitang's small body recovered very quickly~

How do you make up for one night's time?

It seemed that he saw Jiang Xiao's doubts, and Chief Li explained for him.

"Well, when I come out, I'm going to faint from hunger, and I'm as dirty as a monkey."

"Ku sneered and sneered at three bowls of preserved egg and lean porridge, and then made eight large meat buns and a large portion of beef rice bowls that don't need rice and only meat."

"In the end, Xiaofang took her to take a shower and change her clothes, and that's it after she woke up."

Hearing this grandfather say that he was an earth monkey, Mu Xitang wrinkled his little nose at him angrily.

It's hard to be

Jiang Xiao carefully sensed Mu Xitang's body.

Really.

It was found that a trace of black substance had reappeared in her body.

It's the familiar flavor of the rules and weirdness.

In other words, there is a good chance that Mu Xitang has regained his strength.

As we all know, the speed at which the weird body recovers is terrifying.

Xiao Ran was abused like that by Aunt Xiu, she can still be alive during the day.

"You don't know, this little girl scared us when she first came out, thanks to Lao Yang Tou recognizing her pink hair, otherwise it is estimated that she would already be on her way to Kyoto."

Chief Li was quite emotional.

It's even a little unreal, but I didn't expect that someone could really bring the weirdness in the rules and weirdness to reality.

Whether this kind of thing is good or bad, no one can say badly.

"Apart from me, how many other people have cleared the customs?"

As soon as Jiang Xiao said this, the lively atmosphere around him instantly stiffened.

Several girls who were about the same age as Jiang Xiao came over and took Mu Xitang away.

"Little pink-haired, let's go to dinner first, your father and these old grandfathers still have something to discuss."

After a long time, Chief Yang sighed and said.

"No, the last one to die was Ward of the Lighthouse, he started cleaning the villa after eating yesterday, and he cleaned until the early hours of the morning, and when he cleaned the last room, he was targeted by that He Menghan"

There was no schadenfreude or ridicule in Chief Yang's words.

I think that at the beginning, this man boasted that he could be comparable to Guan Erye, and when he scraped his bones to cure poison, he didn't know how many people ridiculed him.

Now look back.

It can only be said that Ward is a real man.

Words such as humiliation under the crotch, lying on salary, tasting gall, etc., are not exaggerated on his body at all.

It seems to be the most wretched man in death, but in fact it is the hardest man to die.

"Where's Nako?"

Jiang Xiao was quite impressed by this S-class woman.

"I entered He Menghan's room in the morning, and then the screen has been black, but."

"But now that the live broadcast has ended, the outside world has not received any information that Naiko failed in the challenge."

Yes?

What does this mean?

If the screen is black, the scale is usually too large, or too disgusting.

What does it mean to not die or live, not to succeed or to fail?

"The city of cherry blossoms?"

"That's right, neither rewarded with weird talk nor subjected to a weird invasion."

This. It's really weird.

But to survive in this villa, especially a woman with a good appearance like Nako.

Putting aside the hatred of the country and the family, Jiang Xiao still admires her very much.

"By the way, this is for you."

Chief Li handed Jiang Xiao a mobile phone.

I lose!

The old king's artifact?

"Damn, this can't be."

"It's not a trick, it's just a mediocre phone, and the only special thing is that we can't unlock the lock programs on those apps with our technology."

"Hard?"

"We're reluctant to force it, but it's definitely strong enough for you to do it in the weird talk, you can keep it, maybe it will be useful in the future."

This phone.

In addition to a browser, the camera can be used.

Because Jiang Xiao promised Lao Wangtou to help him find resources at the beginning, Lao Wangtou told Jiang Xiao the password on the browser.

Now Jiang Xiao feels that not only his brain hurts, but also spreads to toothache and whole body pain.

Those who step on horses have to explode!

If he knew that this thing could be brought out, he asked for the password!

A few strokes were drawn.

Once again, it was determined that the rest of the apps were all mosaic icons, and Jiang Xiao gave up before he could not open them.

Forget it, Jiang Xiao beckoned Mu Xitang over and threw the phone to her to play.

"My daughter is still quite popular?"

Looking at Mu Xitang, who was surrounded by a large group of "aunts" and fed, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but show a smile.

Several old chiefs also smiled helplessly.

This kid, seeing his daughter has become so normal?

Why don't you say how many green hats the spring breeze has put on the south bank of the Yangtze River?

Is this daughter of yours related to you by blood?

"Of course it's popular, your little Xitang has already attracted 20 million fans!"

A "little aunt" who successfully took a cute photo of Mu Xitang happily sat next to Jiang Xiao and repaired the picture.

But after opening seven or eight P diagram software, Leng didn't know where to start P.

Little Pink Fur is so cute

Even the simplest dermabrasion and face slimming are superfluous.

True: The two-dimensional comic cute girl has entered reality!

"You scattered her message?"

Looking at Jiang Xiao, who was slightly dissatisfied, Chief Li patted his chest and promised.

"Don't worry! You don't have to worry about the safety of the little pink hair, if something happens to her, a few of our old men's heads will be cut off and kicked for you as a ball! ”

"Yes, Jiang Xiao, you don't want to hide Mu Xitang, right? She always wants to see the light, she always has to contact the outside world, instead of waiting to be discovered and exposed by others in the future, it is better for us to be confident and take the initiative to expose it! ”

"Yes, I don't think there's anything more proud of it than this, to raise my country's prestige! Don't you know, even the proud Meiye bowed his head this time! This tricky operation can only say that the two of us are far ahead! ”

Belch.

Looking at a few old men whose faces were flushed with excitement, Jiang Xiao was speechless.

He only knew that Mu Xitang was his concern, and he had a reason to save it.

But I don't know what it means to be a chosen one to bring out the aborigines in the rules and strange talks!

Shake the past and the present!

Because it is important, Mu Xitang's safety is definitely the top priority of the Dragon Kingdom.

The Education Bureau has already started revising the textbooks.

Jiang Xiao may be the first "great man" to be written into a textbook alive in modern times.

"Wow, Jiang Shen, guess what the first one under Xiao Xitang's personal social account is?"

The girl next to Jiang Xiao spoke again.

"What?"

Jiang Xiao was also a little curious about what the outside world was saying.

For example, will you be worried that Little Pink Fur is weird, so you will reject or boycott her or something

"The first hot comment is to ask for a group photo, and someone bid 2w."

I lose!

Our pink hair has just landed and become a little star in the country?

But it seems to be true.

In the hearts of some people, any child from abroad feels more noble than a child at home.

Not to mention Mu Xitang's cross-world, cross-race, and even cross-dimensional existence.

It's sure to cause a frenzy in part of the crowd.

Jiang Xiao hadn't had time to be happy for Mu Xitang yet.

The girl's next sentence stunned him.

"Hot comment second, I want to give birth to yellow hair, give birth to three ghost fire yellow hairs to benchmark Jiang Shen's three daughters, uh, and posted a lewd laughing emoji in the back."

Jiang Xiao took the mobile phone in the girl's hand with a dark face.

I'm @#¥& amp;！

The speech-to-text mode was turned on on the spot.

The one who scolds is called dirty, and the Huaguoshan telegraph monkey has to learn two tricks from Jiang Xiao when he comes.

It wasn't until he was almost angry that he returned the phone to the girl.

Belch?

The girl was stunned when she saw the big words on the screen.

[Because you violated the Shake Pact. Insults and personal attacks]

I lose!

Just two minutes.

Happy to mention the ban on the 12-month package?!

"Mu Xitang, come and have dinner with Dad."

"Huh! Come spicy! ”

Mu Xitang broke through the layers of blockades of various aunts and finally came to Jiang Xiao's side.

Well, he stubbornly held two big meat buns in his hand that he didn't want to drop.

The meat buns in the military compounds are really too top, and Jiang Xiao will show off three at most.

He still doesn't know how Mu Xitang's little belly eight times in a row.

"Well, Dad, those aunts like to pinch me."

Mu Xitang rubbed his pinched little sour face.

"It's okay, it's a sign that they like you."

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but rub it.

After finishing, he seemed to think of something again, and continued to say to Mu Xitang.

"By the way, is only my aunt who can touch you?"

"Oh~"

Seeing that it was okay not to take it to heart, Jiang Xiao added.

"If an uncle or brother or even an old grandfather touches you, don't be polite to them! Later, I'll teach you a set of Awei 18 styles, and if they touch you, don't hesitate to greet you directly! ”

"Oh~"

Looking at the guardian mad demon Jiang Daxiao, several old men nearby twitched the cold sweat on their foreheads.

I thought I would need to make an announcement later.

All boys, no, all male creatures, are not allowed to come within two meters of Muxitang.

Otherwise, Kiel is not cured.

There are also some old chiefs whose faces are ugly.

Let's talk, do you want to add the word "old man" alone?

Who else is the old man in the whole yard besides a few of them?

We're not old wood!

"Dad, I want to go with you to the next weird talk."

Mu Xitang pretended to be careless and said his request while nibbling on the bun.

Jiang Xiao's body stiffened, and then stopped his chopsticks.

"No way!"

"Then I'll tell mom that you're stealing people outside!"

The rejected little pink hair directly fried her hair and took out her mobile phone.

The first photo in it is Yao Han who is crying "pear blossoms with rain".

ps: I found a cute Sichuan sister to dub Jiang Xiao, and she should be matched with every sentence of Jiang Xiao in the next copy, and I will show you a picture in the paragraph review, which should be regarded as a soothing mood~

The next dungeon is here, change your mood and take it easy, otherwise you will be too tired.

I apologize in advance, but the update cadence will slow down a little bit these days.

Because if the copy is not written well in the early stage, it will be ugly later.

Only when the foreshadowing in the early stage is in place, the more interesting it will be.

(End of chapter)