Under the Inhuman?

I don't know what I thought of, Jiang Xiao's eyes are getting brighter and brighter!

His grandma's!

The level of Heavenly Master Zhong Kui is too high, I can't imagine it.

Let's just say that it should be okay to imagine Lao Zhang of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, right?

No matter how bad it is, it's not bad to come and meet the Wudang King of the Heavenly Master?

At least people have a little brain, don't they?

It's impossible to make yourself stupid and stupid, right?

Pai Zong's words, although invincible, Jiang Xiao really couldn't bear it

Either or not.

Especially at this time, the king is also pretending.

'The past is irretrievable, the future can be changed, there are so many things that can be pursued.'

Jiang Xiao: (*)="Oh oh! ”

That's right, that's right!

That's the taste!

What I have always wanted is the feeling of Wang Ye's pretending to be natural!

It's all over!

Rushed!

Just choose to imagine this kid!

With a burst of dizziness.

Jiang Xiao appeared in a familiar white enchantment.

The debuff is activated.

[Talent Effect 3: In the rules of weird talk, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]

Jiang Xiao, who had a look of longing for Wang just now, frowned tightly at this time.

Belch?

What were you thinking about just now?

I don't seem to remember a bit.

What Wudang?

Crotch?

Why cover your crotch?

Because the crotch was kicked?

So who is the person I just imagined?

[Ding, the game is about to start, please activate your talent effect 1: Imagination]

Jiang Xiao covered his head and muttered to himself.

Kick the crotch

Under one person.

Awei Eighteen Style.

The sun is shining in the east.

Wrong wrong!

I should have just imagined a clever character, Sister Bao'er is too melon!

Hey, what's his name?

"Oh, I thought of it!"

[Zhang Chulan effect: Under the careful teaching of Sister Bao'er, she understands that she can use her hands and try not to use her mouth as much as possible, is familiar with the orthodox Awei eighteen styles, has strong personal combat ability, and does not shake the exclusive spokesperson of the word Bilian]

[Negative effect: Influenced by Sister Bao'er, you can't understand some moral rules of normal people, whether it seems or actually, you are a little bit of a melon.] 】

Something seems wrong?

This Zhang Chulan is so not pure?

How does it look like Sister Bao'er + Zhang Chulan?

However, Jiang Xiao didn't have time to think about it at this time, because he had already been pushed out of the enchantment.

Moreover, the black mist in Jiang Xiao's brain moved, causing his nervous system to suddenly freeze.

It's over, little pinkhair, Daddy really needs you.

Dr. Sun is right, Jiang Xiao's brain problem is really big now.

[Ding, the game begins, enter the world of weird talk, vice city]

[This difficulty is seven stars, and the outside world has a chance to remind you. 】

Is this rural?

Yes, it's a rural area, but it's not a Chinese-style grassland.

It's similar to the ranch managed by farmers in the West.

In the distance, you can see some black and white bighorn cows eating grass.

"Daddy!"

After waiting for a long time, Mu Xitang, who had been drawing circles on the ground, finally saw Jiang Xiao, and a tiger pounced down the mountain.

"Daddy! I, I thought I was lost again! ”

It can be seen that Xiao Pink Hair was scared a lot just now.

"Yes, Swo forgot to talk to you, I'll be a little slower than you."

Mu Xitang:

What the heck?

She is mentally prepared for her father's personality change.

But what is the explanation for this sudden accent?

Seeing Mu Xitang's submissive appearance, Jiang Xiao touched her head.

"Sister, don't be afraid."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Xitang is not afraid."

My own father, what is there to be afraid of!

Seeing Jiang Xiao walking outside the countryside without looking back, the little pink hair was full of faces.

(д)!!!“ Dad, are you going to do it? ”

Phew!

My pronunciation has changed

"Waught?"

Jiang Xiao pointed at himself.

"Claws? You don't have to say, I think the cow is very right, it's all Nana. ”

dairy cattle

Grandma?

"Dad, ahem, I think the rules should be in this farmer's room, what do you say?"

Jiang Xiao scratched his head, feeling that what Mu Xitang said seemed to have some truth.

"Come then, let's go in and see Sa."

"Wang Defa? Ginger God! It's Jiang Shen!! ”

Just as the father and daughter entered the courtyard, an excited voice suddenly came from inside.

The owner of the voice is a crooked nut with a full beard and blue eyes?

Another man with slightly curly hair and buckteeth also peeked out of the room and exclaimed excitedly.

"Hahahaha! Steady! It's steady, it's steady! ”

"Really! Oh my God, thank God! Thank you to Jesus, thank you to the Jade Emperor! ”

In the end, it was a grassland black girl, but the religious beliefs seemed to be a little mixed.

( ┏口┓≠) "My name is Rokov, I'm from the bear country, you can just call me bearded." ”

"My name is Yevsky, I'm from Pakistan, hahaha! Jiang Shen, finally see alive! Call me curly hair. ”

(**"My name is Ethiopia, I'm from the grasslands, well, you dragon people like to call me Black Sister.") ”

Faced with the warm greeting of the three people.

Jiang Xiao didn't seem to see it, and directly swept the three of them into the courtyard.

Belch.

The three of them looked at each other awkwardly. Is this the temperament of the pastry hand?

It's really unique, cold and confident!

Mu Xitang: ()

"Ahem~ what's inside, I'll say a few words."

A dry cough of a small pink hairy man on the ground with his hands behind his back caught the attention of the three of them.

"Hello, in Xia Mu Xitang, I hope you will give me a piece of paper, don't worry about my stupid father, he didn't mean to ignore you."

Three: ???

This little pink hair

Isn't it the most popular powder-haired Mouxitang in the international limelight recently?

What's going on?

She can actually get into the rules of weird talk?

I don't know, I should say that Jiang Xiao, who is a father, has too much heart and doesn't take his daughter's safety to heart.

It's still a simple artist who is bold.

I saw three adults motionless.

Mu Xitang nodded with satisfaction, and followed Jiang Xiao into the house with both hands.

Hey, hey, hey~

Is that stopping them?

In order to take care of her stupid father, she has learned a lot of "social words" that adults can do.

Now it seems that the effect is not bad, sister Bai Xue!

Everyone in the live broadcast room was a little chaotic.

[Oh my God! Jiang Xiao actually brought her little girl into the strange talk? 】

[What's going on, this is just the beginning, and I feel a different style of painting. 】

[No, no, no, I can't laugh anymore, I'm looking forward to Mu Xitang's play. 】

[When I first saw Mu Xitang, I thought she would affect my viewing experience, but I didn't expect it]

[Little Pink Hair: () "Cough, in Xia Mu Xitang"]

[Little Pink Hair: (~) "I hope everyone will give me a face paper"]

[Little Pink Hair: (д) "Don't Worry About My Stupid Dad" is a classic! 】

[Also, this dungeon seems to be a multiplayer mode, and things are gradually getting interesting]

"Dad, what are you doing?"

Jiang Xiao thoughtfully stroked the shovel placed behind the door.

"What's wrong with you, I think this shovel has an indissoluble bond with me, I can only say that it is familiar, too familiar."

The copy has been changed, eh, the previous outline of the idea has been overturned, and it really kills brain cells, and I feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. =

In addition, a lot of new ones were added a few days ago.,It's as if I can't sleep enough during the day.,The recent update shouldn't be more than a few days ago.,Carefully polish the copy.。

Pushing a friend's book, uh, in a hospital, living in the bed next door to me, still haven't stopped taking medicine.

(End of chapter)