I'm dripping mom.

Wash your eyes.

A naked man is holding a bull in his arms.

If Pu Renmeng can get out safely, he must wash his eyes!

Of course, Lassi does not occupy the Temple of Literature, but the level of talent in the live broadcast room is not low.

【ok！ Live wallpaper is ready! 】

[I'm lost, brother's speed.] Ask for one, paid, preferably 4k ultra-clear. 】

[My evaluation is not as good as World War II, you only made wallpapers here? ] The ghost animal videos over there are all on the list, and they go straight to the top of the ghost animal area! 】

[It's not surprising, after all, Lassi doesn't occupy an innate advantage. 】

[What do you mean by that?] 】

[Well, I mean he doesn't need any bonus for ghost animal videos at all, and no one dares to be respected in the ghost animal area where he can be killed without repairing the original map.] 】

[I lose it! He, he's moving again! 】

Under the gaze of hundreds of millions of eyes in the entire live broadcast room of the three kingdoms.

I saw that Lassy, who had been unable to sip milk, was finally anxious.

With a snort, Ku snorted and bit down hard.

(; benefit'; )

The big bull's melting expression stiffened directly, and the bull's eyes burst out in an instant.

"Moo!!!"

The big bull that was eating pain definitely burst out at the fastest speed in its life.

Those four hooves are all apparitions!

The speed soared directly!

At this time, Xiao Bud and Jack, who rushed to the front, couldn't stand it anymore.

I couldn't help but stop and gasp for air.

When I breathe, the whole alveoli hurt hotly.

I really can't run

The front and back also ran for more than five miles.

Sure enough.

Human physical strength is not superior to that of cattle.

Saying?

Cows are considered livestock, right?

And anyway.

These are no ordinary herds, and the smallest heifer is more than three times larger than the outside.

Just when the two were about to fight to the death.

When he turned around, he saw Lassi with a cow in front of him, and he didn't take possession.

The reason why you can see it at a glance.

Not only because this cow rushed the fastest and fiercest, but mainly because Lassy, who was not clothed, was too recognizable.

Well?

What a trick for old trees to entrench, and this kind of operation to restrain cows?

"I don't see it, this kid still has a bit of a brain."

"Indeed, the huge size of these bighorn cows is their strength, and at the same time there seems to be no good restraint against the intruders coiled under their belly."

"Jack, this, this Lassi is not guarding the horse that is holding like a bull."

Little Bud Flax froze.

After opening his eyes to see the details clearly, Jack was also shocked, and his three views were directly shattered.

"Forget it, forget it, let's ignore these for the time being, let's find a cow on the plate first, by the way, look carefully, find the heifer, don't make the wrong gender!"

Jiang Xiao looked at the fishing guy in front of him in a daze in a half-squatting posture.

As for Mu Xitang, the three big injustices and the two cows were watching from a distance.

Intuition told them that this uncle who suddenly appeared on the small wooden bridge in the middle of the night must be unusual.

Most of the time it's a hindrance to stop them from going to town!

Jiang Xiao pointed at the uncle and asked puzzled.

Jiang Xiao: o(o'зo)

"What are you doing?"

"Oh God, if you don't have eyes on your ass, you shouldn't be able to tell I'm fishing."

The blonde uncle seemed to be a little speechless, he sat on the bridge with a fishing rod in the middle of the night, what else could he do?

"What kind of fish?"

"Catfish."

"Why catfish?"

"Because Jesus once said that fishing is hard, catfish fishing is even harder, and I like things that are more challenging."

Fisherman

Jiang Xiao became interested, sat directly beside the man, and spun up the vodka that the man brought over.

The main thing is a self-cooked ~

Uncle wants to do something to him, fishing, willing to take the bait.

This criticism has been sent to the door by himself, so it is understandable to send him to God by himself.

But the uncle's intuition told him that the man in front of him, who seemed to have no brains, was not a small character to be messed with.

An icy evening breeze blew.

The four people not far away were all frozen and shrunk their heads.

The cows also paced back and forth.

Night.

It seemed to be even quieter and darker at this moment.

Jiang Xiao drank a bottle of high vodka with relish, and at the same time opened another bottle shamelessly.

"If you're fishing, why don't you fish during the day?"

The uncle scoffed.

"Because there are a lot of people during the day, and I want to catch that kind of big catfish, during the day, there will be many caring people to escort her."

"So, you have to fish for catfish?"

"That's natural, I choose a unique location for nesting, the fat catfish likes to go out at night, but she is very shrewd, occasionally bubble up to provoke me, and she will immediately burrow into the deep water to hide."

"And you're still fishing for her? I suggest you can change it, like fishing for double-sided turtles or something. ”

"Hehe, what's so rare about a two-faced turtle? Catfish are not only noble in themselves, but they are also social animals, and if they can successfully catch one, they can often pull out the radish and bring out the mud to catch a lot of fish."

The uncle looked at the man in front of him, and finally resisted the urge to do it.

Never mind.

I feel unlucky today, and I forgot to divinate when I went out, so I'll pull it down tonight, so let's stop it.

And judging by the man's performance of showing off his two bottles of vodka in just one minute, his face was not red and he was not panting.

There must have been two brushes in hand.

At this time, Jiang Xiao didn't notice the change in his uncle's eyes, he only cared about the catfish.

"Then why don't you get a pump or something, drain the river, and then you can catch any fish."

seems to think that Jiang Xiao's words are very profound.

Uncle Fishing's face was stunned for a moment, and then a rare smile appeared, and at the same time he said helplessly.

"Can you see where the end of the river is?"

Jiang Xiao's eyes flashed brightly, and he raised his head and looked into the distance for a while.

"No, I can only see the crooked-necked tree 1,500 meters away, where it has not yet reached the source of the river."

Do I rub?

Can he see fifteen hundred meters?

The look of surprise on Uncle Fisher's face grew thicker and thicker.

If this kid isn't bragging, then this eyesight is indeed a little scary.

After all, there is fog near the river at night.

"It's right to not see the end, because this river is connected to the North Pole, maybe the catfish family is not in this river basin in front of you for a long time, hehe, plus there are many caring people along the way to escort her, so."

"So you want the Air Force today!"

Belch.

The green tendons on the uncle's forehead jumped uncontrollably.

The Air Force is the Air Force!

Need you to say it yourself?

Remarkable you, isn't it?!

Not to mention that the Air Force is the greatest respect for a fishing guy!

With this sentence, the uncle made up his mind that he would have to get something to bring back to open the meat later.

"Forget it, let's go! Don't interfere with my fishing here! ”

The uncle moved the small stool under his buttocks.

Give Jiang Xiao and them a way down that can pass people.

And Jiang Xiao unceremoniously moved the uncle off the small wooden bridge with people and stools.

"I'm sorry, I still have cows, and the little road you moved is not spacious enough."

"Moo~"

Da Zhuang and Da Hua also mooed to prove their existence.

Huh.

It is now out of the confines of the ranch.

The two of them could only accept their fate, planning to go all the way to the dark with this man who didn't want Bilian.

Jiang Xiao: ('З) "Huang Yang's flat shoulder is soft and slippery~Sister and brother, Hariya~"

looked at Jiang Xiao, who was carrying a shovel and humming a song, and didn't look back.

An indescribable feeling suddenly surged in the uncle's heart.

This kid.

Maybe bring a little surprise to the town?

The little pink hair and the big injustice on the back of the bighorn cow also hurriedly followed Jiang Xiao's footsteps.

Just when the uncle took the bench and sat back on the single-plank bridge, his face turned blue instantly.

"Falk Squid Shet! The kid who stole something! You'd better pray that Our Lady Marilyn will bless you and don't let me run into it again, or I'll cook and fry you like that damn catfish! Oh my God, I swear I'll do it! ”

What kind of awesome stealing?

I didn't see any special moves from him, did I?

Not to mention the whole box of high-height vodka that I had brought with me, even the supper pizza and snacks and chocolates in the basket were also gone!

Just take the food.

We can understand that.

But if you have your own fire folds and bait for lighting, why don't you just go along and dry the chicken feathers?

Now the chest is empty.

If it weren't for the fact that the basket was too big and fixed on the bridge and it was difficult to hold, the uncle seriously suspected that the kid would probably go with the basket!

What a hate!

How can you fish here all night?

Come to think of it.

The uncle faced the direction Jiang Xiao left and exported another quintessence of the country.

"Dad, was that fishing uncle calling us just now? I could hear him shouting. ”

"No, you heard me wrong, by the way, do you want to eat chocolate?"

"Eat! Begonia wants to eat! ”

As soon as he saw the chocolate, Little Pink immediately ignored the nonexistent voice behind him.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, how did you get this chocolate?"

Curly swallowed his saliva, and his heart was called a gluttony.

"Oh, you're asking about this pizza?"

Jiang Xiao said as he took out a full pizza from his pocket and ate it.

"Uh, where did this pizza come from?"

"Huh? How did you know I had vodka? ”

Jiang Xiao took out another bottle of bird vodka from his bag and put it on the whole.

First whole so high!

Am I lost?

Curly:=()

Bearded:=()

Black Girl: (*)!!

Three: You're not going to be a human today, are you?!

You'll have milk to drink, snacks to eat, and pizza as an outrageous staple along the way.

Now even the vodka is on the horse?

When they watched the live broadcast before, they would also sigh that Jiang Xiao had completed the horror and monster talk in a single vacation mode, which was really against the sky.

But after feeling it now.

I even felt how big the psychological crit of his inappropriate operation was to the rest of the Chosen One!

It's really jealous, don't want it.

"Get to town right now, and you can drink some milk then."

After talking to the three people behind him without looking back, Jiang Xiao took the pizza and fed his powder-haired gold-swallowing beast again.

"Huh?"

"Can we drink milk?"

"Brother Jiang Xiao, are you talking about us again?"

Happiness came too suddenly, and the three big injustices couldn't believe it for a while.

(End of chapter)