"Claws do it, paws do it! Lose it, lose it, I'll lose my sister."

Jiang Xiao stood in the middle of the road in confusion, and he didn't know how many times he repeated this sentence.

Hiss!

In the live broadcast room, seeing his lack of brain stem, he was in a hurry!

It's really not good, you can knock on the door and ask!

As the ceiling of Blue Star's combat power, your current performance is inevitably too stupid, right?

Dr. Sun pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and began to make comparisons in his notebook again.

Seeing him like this, Chief Li's anger will not be in one place.

"Hey! The surname is Sun! Didn't you say that Jiang Xiao would be normal as long as he encountered something related to his daughter? Take a good look, is he normal now? ”

"Oh, he's normal, just a little less intelligent, especially when his accent changes. It will seem somewhat. It's a little stupid, you can't just say he's not a normal person because he's stupid or a road idiot, right? ”

"You mean Jiang Xiao is normal now?"

"What do you think is wrong with him?"

All:???

Wang Defa?

looked at Jiang Xiao who was carrying a mountaineering bag on the screen.

In his left hand, he dragged two unlucky eggs whose faces were almost smoothed, and in his right hand he carried a shovel across his shoulder.

Especially the contradictory look on his face.

Anxious and dazed.

You say that this product is a normal person, so you are not afraid of being struck by lightning?

Ignoring the gaze of everyone who was about to eat him, Dr. Sun said to himself.

"We should look beyond the superficial phenomena to see the essence, at the very least, he is much more normal now than when he was holding the heifer and the old tree roots, right?"

All:???

Is there such a comparison with you?

You can't just say that a person is a normal person when he pees upside down because he starts upside down and pees upside down later, right?

The roots of the old tree have not only become a famous scene, but also carried forward by Lassi Bushou in the [Super Jiang Rescue Sister Team].

No, it can even be said that the blue is better than the blue.

When they thought of the picture of the Chosen One of the Three Kingdoms desperately shaking the bull's handle, everyone was disgusted.

"Hey, chief, Jiang Xiao has made a move!"

There has to be action, if you don't act, the little pink hair will really be robbed!

I saw Jiang Xiao as if he had opened his mind, frantically knocking on the nearby residents' houses.

'Bang bang bang !!'

"Is there anyone! Is there anyone inside! ”

'Bang bang bang !!'

"Is there anyone in there? Do you have anyone now? ”

"I lost my sister, have you seen my sister!"

"I'm really lost, I'm really lost"

"She's pink-haired, have you seen a pink-haired girl?"

A few families were so disturbed that they came up.

At first, they were annoyed that it was a big fool who was so unruly and knocked on the door at night?

However, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Jiang Xiao dragging Pete and Aaron, who had been unrecognizable, in his hands, and immediately held back the words that he wanted to spray.

Wipe!

There's a stubble in town?

"No, no, I don't think I saw any little girl with pink hair."

"No, man, I just slept until you knocked on my door."

"Little girl? Oh my God, I swear to God, I've never seen anyone like this. ”

These people casually closed the door again.

And no matter how much Jiang Xiao shouted and knocked, more than 90% of the houses didn't even pay attention to him from beginning to end.

Those who don't open the door also have a number in their hearts.

The guys outside shouted so much and didn't get picked up, and their strength must be terrifying.

I didn't open the door to make myself uncomfortable, so I just let him go.

"There is no one. Has anyone seen my little sister, pink hair, five years old, my little sister?"

Jiang Xiao looked helplessly and desperately at the surrounding houses with all closed doors and windows.

If it drags on any longer, no one can say what will happen.

The people in the live broadcast room were silent.

It's rare to see it in 10,000 years, Jiang Shen is actually deflated in the strange talk?

This is the first time that the ceiling of the Dragon Kingdom, which has been pushing and talking about invincible opponents, has shown such a weak look.

[Eh, I thought this man would never play against the wind. 】

[It feels like it's going to suffer, Mu Xitang and they were all escorted to the edge of the town by that erotic nun. 】

[It's still the same sentence, care is messy, little pink hair, it's really not suitable to follow Jiang Xiao into strange talks! ] 】

[Come again? Judging from the previous performance of the pink-haired sect leader, it is obvious that the benefits outweigh the disadvantages after she entered the strange talk! 】

[Uh, I don't understand why you think Jiang Shen will play against the wind? Is it because I can't find Little Pink Hair now? 】

[Actually, the more Jiang Shen is like this, the more worried I am, of course, don't get me wrong, I'm worried about the residents of this town. 】

"Hmm~ if no one wants to help"

Jiang Xiao stood still and began to mutter.

Hiss.

"If you don't open the door all the time, is it because everyone is sleeping too hard?"

"So if you want to find your sister, the first condition is to wake up the big guy first, and interrogate and interrogate?"

"No, no, no!"

"No matter how dead you sleep, you can't hear such a big movement of yourself."

"Could it be that Mu Xitang is in their hands?"

"Or do they know where Mu Xitang is?"

"By the way, that's what it should be!"

"Otherwise, why don't you dare to open the door to face labor and management?"

"If you break in, it will definitely be easy to make trouble and offend all the weirdness, so you should find a way to get them to take the initiative to go out."

His little reasoning stunned everyone.

This. This has nothing to do with the facts, at least it is not a product of the same world.

"Documentary on Innocent and Weird Villagers Helping Sex Nuns? 》

Jiang Xiao looked left and right, stripped Pete and Aaron naked and hung them on the bell tower.

Then I looked carefully at the guys in my backpack.

I want to see if there's anything that can get the big guy out of the house of their own volition.

Hey?

(~) "I paw to forget this good thing." ”

Under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Xiao took out vodka in his left hand and a fire fold in his right hand.

All:?!!

[Him! Could he be thinking? 】

[If nothing else, what he wants next is what we think]

[Report a trace, report a trace, I shouldn't have questioned Jiang Shen's business level just now, my question, thank you (soybean sweat emoji). 】

[I lose it! It's crazy, Jiang Xiao is going to pick up a small town by himself? 】

What do you want? Jiang Xiao attacked with fire because he didn't want to offend the town! 】

[Well, indeed, you're right, he just wants the villagers to take the initiative to get out of the room.] 】

Look at the high-strength vodka in your hand. Jiang Xiao was reluctant to take two mouthfuls before starting to act.

I saw him turn over and jump onto the roof of a house.

"It's on fire! It's on fire! Come out and put out the fire! ”

Yes?

Still with a reminder?

[Villager: You're still weird! 】

I have to say that Jiang Xiao's voice really played a big role.

In the live broadcast room, I heard the sound of rustling and dressing from nearby houses.

It was vaguely mixed with the shouting and scolding of some people.

"What's on fire?"

"Wang Defa! Scared me, I just dreamed of a critical moment and was about to go in! ”

"Oh God, look at my little girl, keep sleeping, mom will sing you a lullaby~"

"Something's wrong! Blazing! Tourmaline! ”

Obviously, they were woken up by Jiang Xiao again and soon realized that there was no fire or anything at all.

"Hey, hey, what's the hurry~"

Left wine and right fire, the god of fire helps me!

"Labor and management will be released!"

The main thing is a sincerity, words must be believed and deeds must be fruitful, and when you say fire, you will catch fire!

The lit vodka landed in a dashing parabola on the roof of a house.

And that's not all!

Anyway, it's already lost, so it's enough to lose it all at once!

Jiang Xiao's hands were about to pull out the phantom, and in less than five seconds, more than a dozen bottles of vodka had been projected by him.

Suddenly, one of them shouted:

"! The fire of the horse!"

The husband cried out, and the woman cried out.

The two children cried together, and hundreds of thousands of people shouted, hundreds of thousands of children cried, and hundreds of thousands of dogs barked.

The sound of the collapse of the middle force, the sound of fire, the sound of the whirring wind, hundreds of thousands of people work together.

Just as the whole town was in a panic, an arrogant laugh rang out above their heads.

Jiang Xiao:*(ˊωˋ*)*

"Wha!! Tyre! You weird, I advise you to confess as soon as possible! Now hand over my little pink hair, let's talk about everything, or I'll blow up your town, believe it or not! It's not burned, it's fried! ”

Crowd: (mouth) ???

What the hell?

Are all criminals so vicious now?

We slept at home with incense, the house was on fire at once, and we were persuaded by the arsonist to turn ourselves in after we went out?

He also stepped on a horse and threatened to blow up their town, wow!

Who is the pink hair in his mouth?

looked at the man standing on the roof with a straight face, still pinching his waist and laughing.

Especially the superhuman standing posture with a strong sense of justice.

For a while, the people in the town began to wonder if they had broken the law somewhere.

Broken, sleeping, I'm a criminal?

There's also a palm sprinkle underneath

(End of chapter)