Chapter 203: Mu Xitang's saliva
Looking at the little pink hair with a touching IQ, the black girl hugged her off the horns with a light jump.
"Xitang Sect Master, in fact, as long as you don't stand on the horns, Niu Niu can enter."
It was because she stood straight and stunned on the horns that the cow couldn't get by.
Mu Xitang:
Just know it, why say it.
Does that make me look dumbfounded?
Will it affect my image in everyone's hearts?
However, there is one thing to say, the door design of this high-speed rail station is indeed very large, and it can accommodate such a large cow.
Looking at Mu Xitang in Heimei's arms, Jiang Xiao was a little thoughtful.
"You say, why are the subway doors so small in real life? If you look at the morning rush hour in Kyoto or the cherry blossoms, it is crowded with people, but if you open the door wider, won't it be easy to get crowded on the subway? ”
Ahh
There are no ten years of cerebral thrombosis that can't ask such a question, right?
And this question obviously can't be answered with the IQ of the bearded three.
Anyway, it must involve professional knowledge such as dynamics.
There must be a reason for this design by other scientific researchers, which is cold knowledge.
"The car is coming!"
'Squeak~'
With the sound of the brakes at the station, the automatic door opens directly.
Jiang Xiao and the others got on the train in a carriage pulled by two cows.
And as soon as these strange people got on the train, all the eyes of everyone in this carriage were attracted to the past.
A Sven aunt with glasses exploded directly and directly pressed the help button on the side of the seat.
"Oh God, look! How can this still lead a dirty cow to the car? It's simply worse than Sanina Levy's stinky stockings, complaints, what about flight attendants? I want to complain! ”
After receiving the complaint, a conductor's sister immediately ran over from another carriage.
"I'm sorry, ma'am, we've gotten the word that these passengers are carrying something, uh, it's indeed legal and compliant."
All:???
"Riding on the high-speed train in an ox cart"
Do you want to be so outrageous?
"This young and beautiful conductor lady, this person came up in an ox cart, and said that it was legal and compliant?!"
"Well, actually, it's a toy car, and then, um, yes, this cow is actually a pet."
All:???
There is no need for everyone's questioning eyes, and the young lady who said this kind of red face was red to the root of her ears.
However, this is an order given by the stationmaster himself, and it must be followed.
A blonde woman like an urban white-collar worker frowned and covered her nose in disgust.
"Humph! This kind of dirty countryman, don't sit on the chair, I don't like it! ”
Another girl not far from her chimed in.
"Come on, look at the countrymen entering the city, I've seen a lot of this kind of people, isn't that old man covered in mud just now? It's already great that this kind of person can let him into the carriage, just find a corner and squat, what chair do you sit? ”
Someone opened his mouth, and immediately many people began to echo it, and they were all angry with Jiang Xiao and his party.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, do we want it?" The bearded man asked Jiang Xiao's opinion.
However, the latter squinted his eyes and fell asleep, mainly because Mu Xitang kept kicking the quilt in the middle of the night last night, and Jiang Xiao couldn't sleep well at all.
Jiang Xiao didn't speak, of course they didn't dare to be the first birds.
But as these women continued to humiliate, the bearded and curly hair felt that something was wrong in their hearts.
Odd.
has already made up his mind not to make a move, why is the anger in his heart getting bigger and bigger?
It's even so big that it's hard for them to suppress.
Just when they were about to break through, the only boy wearing glasses in the carriage couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but start to fight for Jiang Xiao and them.
"I said it's okay for you to say less, people also pay money to buy tickets and get on the bus normally, how can you be so excessive."
"Yo! Anyone else to speak for these villagers? Why, you don't have rural people in your family, right? ”
"Isn't that? It is estimated that he must have brought the poor relatives of the family into it. ”
A few women said a few words, and the young man who spoke up with righteousness blushed and his neck thick.
But he vaguely seemed to be afraid of something, and he didn't dare to refute the words of several women at all.
"Oh my God, please, can you stop arguing, me"
The conductor didn't know how to deal with this situation.
"Cut! Shut your mouths up for me! ”
Mu Xitang, who didn't want to speak, was ridiculed when he heard that someone was talking for him, so he got out of the carriage directly, and rode on the horns of Dahua with both hands and began to fight back.
"I don't want to sit on your hard and broken chair for free! Is it that the silk cushions in the car are not soft or that the back of Niu Niu is not fragrant? A group of earth dogs who have never seen the world. ”
"Who? Four-eyed boy, where are you mixed up? Is there a big brother covering you? If it doesn't work, just mix with me, in Xia Mu Xitang, known as Nanjiang can cover it, follow me, and you will eat and drink spicy food! ”
"This uniform young lady, don't be embarrassed by these unabashed fat women and young children, in Xia Mu Xitang, you sell me a tissue paper and hand over all these people to me to deal with, how about it?"
All:.
In just a few words, their CPUs are almost going to smoke up.
What the hell is this little ghost, big little pink hair?
But I have to sigh that her [language attainment] is indeed not low.
The first sentence retorted to a few old women.
The second sentence takes care of the four-eyed boy who helps her speak.
The last sentence is to let the embarrassed conductor stay out of the matter directly.
It's her who is young and old, ah no, this can already be said to be the taste of [young and old] is too inconsistent.
"Okay, okay, everyone is discouraged, and I'll give you a [luxury lunch] later." After saying that, the conductor lady left.
'Ding Dong, the train from Tuanjietun has arrived. ’
"Uh, I'm here!"
The four-eyed boy seemed to be afraid of something, so he hurriedly got out of the car with his bag.
Only Mu Xitang and these women were left staring wide-eyed.
Both sides are full of gunpowder.
Soon, however, the tension was diluted by the two new passengers who boarded the bus.
Now it is out of the confines of the villages and towns, and there are more people getting on and off the train at each station in the future.
Many people also complained about the huge carriages and cows that lay in the carriages.
Especially some of the more delicate women, Mu Xitang, who is constantly yin and yang, exudes a stinky smell (in fact, it is milk).
Of course, the little pink hair will not get used to it!
Standing directly on the two horns of the big flower with his feet forked, he was full of firepower, and his small mouth was splashing with spittle, and the 'horn' was a backspray.
On the side of scolding people alone.
Xiao Fenmao already has the prototype of Jiang Xiao's "tongue battle group of Confucians" in room 10 before.
But there are still some pinching that are not accurate, and he can't directly scold people like his father.
This clash of languages ended with a "luxurious lunch" delivered by the conductor's sister.
Mu Xitang, who had just entered the carriage after taking the box lunch, drilled his head out again and threatened.
"You little rabbit cubs will wait for me, and I will educate you fiercely after the old man has finished lunch!"
(End of chapter)