Chapter 213: The Fall of Lassy

I lost it, why wasn't Captain Xiaobud affected?

Could it be that they simply don't like men?

Hiss.

No, the anger in my heart is getting bigger and bigger, and I can't suppress it!

In this case, you can only rely on external forces to divert your attention.

Jack and Pu Renmeng glanced at each other and nodded slowly.

"Brother, don't blame me"

"It's okay, buddy understands what you mean."

After saying that, Park raised his hand violently and gave Jack a left hook!

Jack's backhand rewarded Pu Ren with a big round blow.

Wipe!

Harder than me?

Pu Renmeng stood up directly and gave Jack a ruthless whip leg!

Not to be outdone, Jack raised his arm and slammed his elbow at Puren!

"You are."

Xiao Ya looked confused.

"It's okay Captain, we are using each other to divert our attention, and at the same time vent the anger in our hearts."

"Well, don't worry about us, Jack Oba and I are in great shape right now! Smecta. ā€

The two of them didn't turn their heads when they answered Xiao Ya's words, they both stared at each other with red eyes.

Little Buds:.

The main thing is that you don't look really good right now.

Saying.

Are you sure you're not venting your frustration with each other through the Nameless Fire?

The corners of Jack's mouth are being fanned and bleeding, hey!

It's strange to say.

Since the two started beating each other, I really felt that the anger in my heart had faded a little.

And that's not all.

Even the women in the carriage who were originally staring at them with black faces became smiling.

took out their mobile phones to record videos and photos of the two [clowns beating each other] and uploaded them to the circle of friends.

It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.

They can build their own happiness on the pain of others.

The two men were enough clowns, and the women in the carriage were addicted.

No, many women feel pleasing to the eye when they look at these two goods.

After beating each other for more than ten minutes, the two big wrongdoers with blue noses and swollen faces finally stopped.

They guessed right.

These women just hate men!

Jiang Xiao's beard and curly hair on the last trip were not obvious for various reasons.

But Jack of the Lighthouse and Park Renmeng of Kimchi are all too familiar with the eyes of these women!

These are the top-notch, most abstract martial arts masters.

It has reached the point where the heart goes, and the fist goes!

To put it simply.

[I don't want you to think, I just want me to think, I think you did it, then you did it.] 怑

The main thing is an idealist boxing!

If it were in the real world, Jack would still be able to bring out [You can't assume my gender] to restrain magic with magic.

Or [have an open-board samurai duel] and use physics to restrain magic.

But here's the rule of the oddity.

If you really provoke these women without opening your eyes, you will probably die a miserable death.

So the two decided on a plan with just one look, which was to play clowns and beat each other to please these women.

It's just that how many personal grievances are contained in this mutual assault, others don't know.

After some beating each other, the two felt that even the anger in their hearts had faded.

"I always felt like I was missing something."

"Yes, yes, what I wanted to say just now is quite important, but the words are on my lips, and I can't remember what they are."

Xiao Ya was about to say something, but her eyes instantly became frightened.

"I, I seem to know what you're missing."

What about Lassy, who has disappeared for so long and threatened to do great things?

Jack and Pu Ren looked at Xiao Ya's gaze sharply.

it!

Instantly, the three faces were terrified.

=() My hair?!

What is Lassi doing if he doesn't take possession?

That's the big thing he talks about?!

The black-skinned naked man lying on the ground in front of him was too eye-catching.

At this time, Lassi was obviously in the trap, and he didn't notice that his stealth time had come.

Just lying under the woman's skirt and glancing up.

Lassi does not possess: (ˊo怎 oĖ‹)

And just looking at it can't satisfy his perverted psychology.

I saw that he also took two breaths violently!

Oh! yeah~

Thank you. It's the smell of the sea, I know

And the women he peeped at were stunned.

What's going on?

I'm brushing my yin, why did a black-skinned naked man suddenly appear on the soles of my feet?

It was the well-informed Xiaoya that the three of them were the first to come back to their senses.

"Captain, what do you think about this?"

"My proposal is that everyone change the carriage first and think about it in the long run, and then come back in ten minutes to see the situation."

"Bang!"

Just like the situation Jiang Xiao and the others encountered just now, the carriage that was originally interconnected was suddenly locked.

This means that the people in this carriage cannot move.

"Ah!! Hooligans! it! ā€

The peeping woman clamped her legs violently, and kicked directly on the plate of Lassi's big face that was smiling obscenely.

"Surprise! The high-speed rail is shocked by the black naked man! 怋

The young lady in this carriage exploded instantly!

Horse-ridden.

Just now they felt their bodies being watched, and there was a curry smell.

It turned out that someone had awakened the talent of stealth and was spying on them!

All the women went berserk, picking up everything they could pick up around them and smashing them at the black-skinned naked man.

At the same time, they also called in the security team.

Lassi didn't take possession and realized that things were big, and he was about to run to Xiaoya's side at that time.

"Captain! Brother Jack! Save me, save me! ā€

Well?

The woman in the carriage was stunned, this naked man actually had accomplices?

"Damn, captain, he's running to our side, what should we do?"

"What else can he do if he wants to drag us Xiaoshui? Just do him and take a stand! ā€

As the captain, Xiao Ya is the first to strike!

A volley kicked Lassi's big face, and he didn't forget to shout.

"What accomplices? You want to slander me, right? Jimei, I caught him, everyone beat me hard! ā€

I lose!

Xiao Ya's fatal big flying kick was something that Lassi never expected, and was directly kicked back into the woman's pile.

"Sister Xiaoya, isn't this some. Some of them are not so good."

"He deserves it himself! I told you both in advance, now is also your chance to take a stand in front of these weirdness, and it's up to you whether you can seize it or not. ā€

As for Lassi not to take possession.

Xiao Ya has already given up on him, not to mention that she is ruthless, it is all done by this cerebral palsy!

Made, when the is this?

is still satisfying his own perverted psychology, no girl likes this kind of black-skinned pervert, not even a teammate.

Jack and Pu Renmeng looked at Lassi and finally made up their minds.

Ahh

Anyway, whether we brothers make a move today or not, you might as well make one last contribution to us before we die.

"Why can't my Niu Niu get on the road!"

Xiao Pink Mao stood on the horns of the cow, condescending and the traffic police in front of him argued.

"Little sister, livestock don't know zebra crossings and traffic lights, and not letting them on the road is not only for the safety of others, but also for your safety."

This traffic policeman has only been employed for two days, and he also has a headache when he encounters such a difficult little girl.

And he didn't dare to mess with the little girl.

Because some parents now go to church to sign a contract when their daughters are very young.

The child is emotionally unstable.

What if you become a demon and kill yourself?

Therefore, the traffic police can only know it with emotion and reason, and they have been persuading here for most of the day.

"Daddy. But, I can't bear to cow cow! ā€

Although everyone was a little helpless, in this case, it was indeed impossible for Mu Xitang's own petty temperament to come.

Not to mention anything else, in this busy situation, if a few people and the traffic police collide, no one can say what will happen.

Maybe the grandmother on the side of the road may be the legendary master of the Awakened.

It is also possible that he will be subdued on the spot by the traffic police brigade and then stuffed into prison to eat prison food.

From which car would a priest with a book in his hand purify them.

Jiang Xiao is strong, but far from strong enough to be able to fight against a city's [law] alone.

[Rule 9: This map is larger, and there are more unpredictable factors, if you violate the taboo, the difficulty of this strange talk will increase]

It wasn't until this time that the bearded man and the rest of the world understood what Rule Nine really meant.

There is anyone in this strange story, and anything can happen, so don't think about the power of one person to provoke the whole world.

"It's okay, Xitang is not in a hurry."

Jiang Xiao didn't directly ask Xiao Fenmao to give up the cow, but asked about Heimei.

"Where are we now, how far is it from the Romia Cathedral?"

"Well, if you ride a cow without getting stuck in traffic, you can get to the cathedral in the suburbs in about three hours."

"What if it's a taxi?"

"It's less than five hours at most."

Well, that's not far away, since that's the case, Jiang Xiao also has a decision in his heart.

"Xitang, let's find a way to send Niu Niu home, okay? After all, we and they are not people of the same world, and no matter how much you like it, you can't always forcibly possess it. ā€

"Have you ever wondered if there will be any danger when we enter the church, and will you be able to protect Niu Niu when the time comes?"

"Taking a step back, even if there is no danger in the church, what will Niu Niu do when we return to the real world?"

"Niu Niu comes from a pasture very far away from the city, they are not familiar with everything in the city, they have no relatives and friends here, maybe they will be captured by the bad guys to squeeze the milk of Niu Niu, do you want to see all this?"

Mu Xitang was stunned, she thought that she had come to a strange city from the village after sleeping before.

If the cows were left in the city, they would be very sad and scared.

The two cows, Dahua and Dazhuang, were also stunned.

It seemed that I couldn't believe that such words came out of the mouth of this man who was inferior to a beast.

Buddy?

What's the matter, now suddenly sensible?

As for squeezing them

Dude, let's be honest, who else is more ruthless than you in terms of oppression?

You have to pull the cart and provide milk, your daughter can my wife eighty times a day!

The two cows are still complaining in their hearts.

I saw that Xiao Pink Mao didn't say a word, and slipped under Dahua's belly again.

(End of chapter)