Chapter 224: Stuck?
But the priest is not afraid!
It's all out to mix, who doesn't have a trick of their own?
Levator anus first!
Tuck in again!
Clamp your hips and take your time, stabilize your mind and don't panic!
Hold your breath and sink the pressure.
That's right.
Because I don't know if it's dry in my stomach or if it's soup with water.
Therefore, what the priest wants to perform is the legendary long-lost method of separating gas and liquid!
At this time, he was dual-minded.
While fighting with Jiang Xiao, he pinched the strength of the sphincter.
Let the gap between it only pass through the gas, and it can't pass through the liquid, and it is so thin that it can't get through, let alone say it's dry, and it can't get out at all.
Am I lost?
Why did this thing's expression relax?
Seeing the priest's facial expression, he slowly relaxed.
Jiang Xiao once suspected that the medicine taken from the ranch had expired.
"Boy, stop fighting, how about we have a good talk? There's nothing you can't sit down and discuss. ”
The priest offered to make peace.
Don't look at him, he seems to have solved the trouble in his stomach now.
But one is one, and two is two.
The things in my stomach are still there, and I just used a delaying tactic.
The law of conservation of energy can also explain his current situation.
All energy does not disappear in a vacuum, but only transforms from one form to another.
"I don't, let's keep fighting."
"Boy, don't force me to do my best, you're not my opponent."
"Then you do your best and I'll see."
"Why are you so ignorant? I think you are a talent, because you have the heart of love and talent, I don't want to continue to fight with you, can you understand? ”
"I was not sensible since I was a child."
Father:.
Why is this kid so stalked?
"Well, let me go to the bathroom, and I'll give you the sacrificial garment!"
This is already the biggest concession he can make.
There's no way, it's really going to be in your pocket if you drag it out any longer!
"I don't, you might lie to me, I'm not very smart, so you'll have to take off your clothes for me now."
Jiang Xiao's words came out.
The priest almost suffered cerebellar atrophy on the spot.
"Take it off to you? Right now? Right here? ”
"Ang, where else?"
Father:???
You say this like you don't have teeth!
I took off my clothes for you in front of so many nuns, and I still want to lose face?
Isn't this tantamount to admitting in disguise that my strength is not as good as yours?
The priest's heart was so excited that he almost caused the backyard to fail, and without noticing, yellow juice flowed down his thighs and to his heels.
Wipe!
How can this force be shameless!
Five minutes later.
"Brother, if you see what are the shortcomings, I'll find someone to buy it for you."
The priest asked shyly with one hand on his front and the other on his buttocks.
The sacrificial clothes on his body had already reached Jiang Xiao's hands.
The nuns in the back all looked shocked.
"Oh God! How the Father, how is He"
"Is there something wrong with this?"
"My father's foundation doesn't seem to be as strong and strong as I thought."
"It's the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life, and my father doesn't seem to be as violent-fueled as Uncle Aldous's drunkard peanut beans."
The priest is not tall, and his palms are the normal size of ordinary people.
So it looks like it is.
See the young nuns pointing at the priest's capital.
An older nun immediately stepped forward to save face for the priest.
"You know a lot! My father was able to protect his privacy so well with just one hand! Isn't that something to be proud of?! ”
All:.
Or can you be the eldest sister?
Your reply with high emotional intelligence is enough for us to learn for several years!
"Brother, this dress is also given to you, can you see if you can let me?"
The priest's facial features are going to be entangled, and he really can't hold it.
"By the way, show me your scepter as well."
All:???
Didn't the priest just tell you to exchange the sacrificial garments for peace?
Why are you reaching for the scepter again?
The rest of the people were full of incomprehension.
But I don't know why.
Seeing Jiang Xiao say such shameless words, the priest actually felt that it was normal, and he expected it.
He didn't even bother to refute it, and just threw the scepter over.
"Here you go, let's talk about it later."
What if you don't throw it to him?
Go and fight Jiang Xiao in a state of bare and poop?
After getting what he was thinking about, Jiang Xiao finally let the priest go to solve his personal problems
The main reason is that Jiang Xiao doesn't want to really beat him in public.
He doesn't care, if it's somewhere else, it's just that, mainly because Mu Xitang is still watching from the sidelines.
You can bury anyone, but you can't bury the eyes of the little pink hair.
Is this a trick weapon?
Jiang Xiao waved his hand a few times, and he could feel a special power in it, but he couldn't stimulate it.
I gave a few more people to try it.
It's all mediocre, too.
It wasn't like that when the fight first started.
In that hazy state of golden light, this thing can even break through Sister Bao'er's Qi.
And the clothes don't have that dusty and holy air anymore.
Could it be that these two things are very ordinary, and everything just now is just the power of the priest himself?
It's not like ah, mostly.
Or can someone become a priest?
The amount that could have killed a cow was solved in less than ten minutes.
The refreshed priest changed into casual clothes and came over and sat next to Jiang Xiao.
Looking at this posture, it seems that he really doesn't plan to continue to fight Jiang Xiao.
"Let's talk, how can I get the two things back?"
Jiang Xiao shook his head.
"If you want money or people, you can choose whether you want money or power, I am the only true king of this city."
Jiang Xiao still shook his head.
"Neither?"
The priest was a little surprised, and continued to throw his chips.
"You can't use this thing if you give it to you, why do you force it to stay, who sent you? Tell me that's okay, right? ”
Seeing Jiang Xiao, he still didn't say a word.
The priest began to ask questions and answer himself.
"Actually, if you don't say it, I can guess nine times out of ten, a top master like you can work hard, looking at the [Annetta] continent, there are just so many forces, I will admit it this time, but I bother you to bring him a word when you go back, I will definitely find a place for this matter!"
Bearded threesome:.
I really don't understand what the hell you're guessing a chicken feather?
Wrong to your grandma's house already.
"Hehehe, it's a good thing that young people are motivated, but it's also important to choose the right master, why don't you mix with me?"
Jiang Xiao still didn't want to answer the priest's words.
He couldn't understand something.
Why hasn't there been a hint to complete the level, do you have to kill this priest?
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao immediately stood up and slapped the priest!
(Benefit) (‖) Roar roar ~ This sudden slap directly numbed the priest's cerebellum.
What the?
Don't talk about it, let's sit down and talk about it!
Mu Xitang, who had been silent for a long time, finally found his chance to play, and rushed over with a jump.
"Eh, don't be angry, my dad has a bad brain, in Xia Mu Xitang, you give me a face paper, don't be like him."
The priest covered his cheeks and was speechless, what kind of green onion is this little pink devil who eats Wangzi candies?
It is said that some masters have a habit of keeping demons in captivity, and when I saw it today, it was true.
However, it is indeed impossible for the priest to do anything to Jiang Xiao now.
When the difference in strength was not large, his weapons and armor were seized by the other party, and he was only beaten unilaterally when he fought.
At this time, the bearded three people also came.
Seeing that the other party had something to say, the priest politely invited them to the dinner and left first.
"What's going on, why didn't you clear the customs?"
It seems that Jiang Xiao is not the only one who has doubts.
"You don't have to kill the priest, do you? Brother Jiang Xiao, are you sure? ”
"He can't beat me now, but if he wants to escape, none of us can stop him."
"That's the end of it."
"What the hell? How could the rule of weirdness give such an outrageous way of clearing the customs? ”
"That's right, if the request is to ask the Chosen One to kill an existence of the priest's level, isn't it a dead end?"
Jiang Xiao may not be a little bit of a fan of his brain, so he quietly watched the discussion of the bearded three.
This time, the nine rules do not give a clear way to clear the customs.
They only came here based on Rule One: You have five days to get to the Romea Cathedral in the city.
What to do next, in fact, they don't know
But what is certain is that killing people has never been the best way to clear the game!
And objectively speaking.
This time, the difficulty of [Vice City] is only seven stars.
With only seven stars, it takes the Chosen and dozens of nuns plus a priest to PK?
Apart from Jiang Xiao, which other Chosen One can do it?
And if the priest wants to, he can even mobilize the city's army to escort him.
So if you want to solve the trouble, you have to find the cause from other aspects.
"Rescue these nuns?"
Curly gave his opinion.
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, this nun is purely voluntary in her service to the priest, and don't forget the benefits of the work of the Romia Cathedral, the rest of them are trying to squeeze their heads in!"
"Rescue them? I want to stay and work here. ”
Heimei said very pertinently, the working hours and benefits here are indeed very desirable.
"That's right, and they were obviously very surprised when they first saw that the priest was only an inch or two, which means that they were also seeing the priest's privacy for the first time, which means that the priest did not treat them as sex toys."
The bearded angle is novel, but it speaks the question that most people have in their minds.
Church.
Father.
All sorts of cosplay nuns.
It's hard not to think crookedly when all the elements are stacked together.
"The problem should be with the [Demon Contract], right?"
Curly's words brought everyone's thoughts back.
"There are factors for the formation of strange stories, but this time it is obviously not a [single specific] strange talk, and the strangest thing here is this demon contract, which can give people the opportunity to choose to become a demon."
"It's obviously a very weird and outrageous existence, but the residents of this city actually accepted the existence of this contract, which is really incomprehensible to me."
For curly hair, Hei Mei said that she could only accept half of it.
The demon contract is really strange, but it doesn't feel outrageous to make people accept the black girl!
And threatened that if he lives in this city, he will definitely sign it, this thing must be beneficial to himself!
The bearded and curly hair looked at the black girl and didn't want to speak.
You're happy.
But is the existence of this contract fair to men?
It's like the world prohibits men from using guns or controlled items.
But women are free to use the same.
Although you say that women have to pay for their lives if they kill someone, it is still very unfair to men!
In the end, it was the little pink hair who asked them to stop arguing.
"Good! Then tonight, Miss Ben will help you thoroughly investigate this so-called demon contract! ”
(End of chapter)