On the third day of Lianzong, Wen Jia and Qu Jing were divided into a group and asked to take a Polaroid to the botanical garden to take a group photo to check in.

Walking on the winding stone path, Qu Jing asked his soul: "This is a seaside city and not a desert city, why are there cacti everywhere in the botanical garden?" ”

From the time they entered the door to now, they had walked for a full fifteen minutes, but they had not been able to get out of the encirclement of the large and small cacti.

"Probably," Wen Jia replied uncertainly, "so it's easier to water?" ”

It makes sense, Qu Wan was speechless.

After another five minutes, Qu Jing had to admit: "Wen Jia, we seem to be lost, this big cactus was seen just now, and now it is coming back again." ”

He scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

It was he who insisted on taking Wen Jia to take a shortcut on the path, but now he is lost, the botanical garden is very large, and there are few road signs, so I don't know how long it will take to go out so slowly.

"It's okay." Wen Jia didn't think it was a big problem: "We can go to other tourists and ask for directions." ”

Looking around, the only tourists within a radius of 100 meters are the middle-aged aunts who are changing their postures in front of the cactus under the scorching sun.

"Okay, then I'll ask." Qu Meng volunteered, after all, it was he who proposed to take the path that brought both of them to the lost.

There is one more point, he did not say.

It is very common for celebrities to make good use of their popularity and influence when recording a show, so as to get help from passers-by and complete tasks, and it can even be said to be witty, in case they meet someone who will come to them, some wonderful chemical reactions may occur, such as making a joke on a hot search or something, asking passers-by for help, but no one can recognize it at all.

Qu Jing is quite confident in his popularity, and it is not natural for him to be recognized by the tourists and aunts and then easily ask about the route?

And Wen Jia is too mushy, except for black fans, few people probably recognize her, and Qu Jing is afraid that she will be embarrassed.

"Okay." Wen Jia nodded indispensably.

Catching a flower curly aunt finally posed enough to change people, Qu Ying took a step forward: "Hello Auntie, Botanical Garden......"

As soon as the words began, the aunts suddenly showed a vigilant look, and Aunt Hua Curly waved her hand again and again to interrupt him: "We didn't scribble, at most we stepped on the sand and soil, and we didn't step on the lawn, and there is no sign next to your cactus that says you can't stand in and take pictures!" ”

"Auntie, you misunderstood, I just wanted to ask ......"

The aunt in the beaded wide-brimmed hat on the side answered fluently: "No card, no money, no insurance, gnawing bark in the botanical garden, sleeping on straw mats under the overpass, my wife died early, my son was unfilial, my daughter-in-law ran away with her grandson with all her money, and I was so poor that I had no place to find a coffin board." ”

Qu Longyi was shocked.

The anti-fraud consciousness of contemporary aunts is inevitably too strong, right?

[@栗子酥: If you don't understand, just ask, did the aunts think Qu Meng was a fraud? 】

[@山重水远: No, we aspire to be so handsome, where do we look like administrators? Where is it like a fraudster? (Confused .gif)】

[@冰糖辣子鸡: God TM has no card, no money, no insurance, auntie, don't be too knowledgeable! This has to be an experience of how much money has to be cheated out of?! 】

[@苦茶子: The front of the front, maybe it's because it's too handsome. After all, the more handsome the boy, the more he will deceive people (the dog's head saves his life.gif)]

[@曲中吟: Help, why is Qu Xiaojing's bewildered but shocking expression so funny?!!! 】

[@爱吃肉包: I'm a very cold person, and I don't usually laugh unless I can't help but be in a trance......]

[@两心同: You guys are so excessive, you're all laughing and longing! I'm different, I'm so cute by the aunts that I lose my expression management hahahahaha (pounding the ground and laugh.jpg ing wildly)]

[@绵绵: Qu Xiaolong, who was simply distressed and mistaken for a second, was used to laugh for the remaining fifty-nine seconds (slapping the table and laugh.gif ing wildly)]

As Qu Jing thought at the beginning, the aunts who would come did not disappoint him, the chemical reaction, there is; Jokes, there are; Hot searches, too.

#曲憧诈骗#

Five minutes later, the hot search was manually lengthened again.

#心动进行时曲憧诈骗#

Half-understood melon-eating netizens: What? Swindle? Is that the song I know?

Passers-by in the entertainment industry who don't know how to always look at the title: No, what's going on with the QT combination? Feng Tianfan just broke out in a hidden marriage two days ago, and today Qu Ying ended up committing fraud, and co-authored this week in the entertainment industry to catch QT collapsed houses, right?

Watching the excitement is not a big deal for the informed audience A: Pass it on, Qu Longing cheated the aunt on the love series.

Watching the excitement is not a big deal for the informed audience B: Pass it on, Qu Xiang deceived the old aunt's feelings on the love complex.

Watching the excitement is not a big deal for the informed audience C: Passing on, Qu Jing tried to deceive the old aunt's feelings on the love series, but was found out.

……

Ten minutes later, a fresh hot search came out.

#心动进行时曲憧塌房#

#心动进行时曲憧植物园欺骗老阿姨感情被识破#

I just don't know if these hot searches are what he wants.

In the live broadcast room, things progressed to the point where Wen Jia came over to help explain, and finally convinced the aunts that they were not here to defraud, but simply wanted to ask for directions.

Qu nodded reservedly.

Qu Yuan nodded solemnly.

Qu longing was silent and nodded in a 360-degree wraparound motion.

……

It shouldn't be!

Why didn't any aunt recognize him?

Qu Jing was hit hard and fell into self-isolation by relying on the cactus-

Could it be that his popularity is all fake? Weibo is all fake fans bought by the company?

The tourists and aunts were still very enthusiastic, and after the misunderstanding was resolved, they offered to lead Wen Jia and Qu Meng to the nearby succulent park.

After thanking the aunts, the two followed the aunts towards the succulent park, walking and walking, Wen Jia's eyes inadvertently swept behind Qu Jing, and suddenly couldn't help but slowly put a question mark: Is this person okay?

When she grew so big, she had only heard of a reflex on her body, how could there be a barb on her back?

She turned her head to look at the cactus that they had left behind her several times, and she wanted to stop talking, stopping and wanting to speak, until Qu Jing finally couldn't help but ask her: "Wen Jia, what have you been watching me do?" ”

"Oh," Wen Jia said, "I just want to know what you just did to those cacti?" ”

"I didn't do anything." Qu longing is inexplicable.

Wen Jia was silent for a moment, and humbly asked: "Do you know how to write songs?" ”

"No!" Qu denied it.

Wen Jia asked: "Then who in your group can write songs?" ”

Seeing that she was unrelenting, Qu Ying said: "Tianfan Club, if you need it, go to him." ”

It is reasonable to suspect that Wen Jia is relapsing from the old ways, and wants to find someone to touch porcelain, such as learning to write songs or wanting to let herself write a song for her or something, in this regard, Qu Jing said:

Dead friends don't die poor, so let's sell my brother.

"It was very much needed, and this inspiration was really important to me!" Wen Jiaxing was excited: "In this way, I have thought of the theme of your next concert, and you must stand in the C position." ”

Qu Longing: ?

Wen Jia was enthusiastic: "Listen to me, turn around and let Feng Tianfan start writing, the theme song is called "Thorny Boy"!" ”

Song Longing: ???

What's the matter? Why doesn't that sound right?

Under the reminder of the photography teacher, he touched his backhand behind him, and suddenly: !!

I'll go! When did you get so many thorns on your clothes?!! It's been a stressful year to survive so much that cacti have begun to lose their hair?!!!